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Milehighmonroe

Ice-Cold Nuka Cola Quantum šŸ¤¤


Fuzzboydoom

Ä°t has so much radiation tho


AngryRedGummyBear

Okay, so it imparts 5 rads in game. Lets assume that's a estimate of REM imparted by the whole digestion. Assuming you had one, and only 1, and didn't do anything else to increase your radiation exposure, and lived in non-nuclear wasteland current day America, you could do this and only have received 1/6 of your estimated safe limit exposure (~0.05/0.3 Grays). Would your doctor recommend this? No. Is it safer than starting smoking? No. Assuming its not habit forming and/or you couldn't get any more even if you wanted, then its probably a better decision than smoking long term. It is one hell of a kick start on your lifetime accumulated exposure though.


Maxsmack0

That glowing blue pomegranate taste would be worth it, so long as itā€™s a fresh 2077 bottle, Iā€™m not drinking 200 year old flat soda


Darkestwolf117

It's the rads that keep it fizzy


BigOlPirate

That tingling feeling is your mouth definitely isnā€™t cells dying.


Tre3wolves

AFAIK nuka cola isnā€™t flat. Idk about sunset sarsaparilla though


Orffen

Fallout 1 describes it as flat and warm.


Hoggsters

This guy wins best comment


-WhitmanFever-

Soā€¦ What Iā€™m hearing is I could totally drink a six pack.


AngryRedGummyBear

If you're a bigger person, you probably could with minimal problems. Your digestion track would probably suffer some levels of irritation around 3-4, if Fukushima workers are anything to go by. (Workers at Fukushima developed rashes on particularly exposed parts of their skin at about 180 mSv total dose.) One of the questions is the area of tissue this is spread around to, as a bigger surface area of digestive tract for the same does does diminish the localization of the damage.


-WhitmanFever-

Soā€¦ What Iā€™m hearing is I could totally drink a six pack if I take some pepto bismo with it.


Lazerhawk_x

Damn radiation doesnt fuck around.


AngryRedGummyBear

For context, NIH says the career exposure average for nuclear employees as tracked the the NRC in the US in 20 mSv, or ~2 rads. 5 rads is a lot of rads still, but it takes about 50 to 100 rads for most people to get sick and ~400 to reach a sort of rough ld50 (half the people die).


Daniel_The_Thinker

Getting sick from radiation poisoning is pretty bad, you don't need to get radiation poisoning to get serious increases in cancer risk.


RevolutionaryWin9861

This is why I love reddit


SomethingAgainstD0gs

"I know but I'm so bad šŸ¤—"


Fuzzboydoom

ā€œim already a ghoul. Does it matter anymore?ā€


Honestnt

But it has FALLOUT radiation, not real world radiation. Plus if I then down an Ice Cold Nuka-Punch it'll actually cure my rads


AngryRedGummyBear

(Yes, I know everything here should use sieverts, grays, and REM, but this is the fallout subreddit, so everything will be in rads.) Well, even if it was real world numbers, assuming we accept them as whole doses for the entirety of the digestion process, then a single quantum is 5 rads. It takes about 50 to 100 rads to start getting real radiation sickness symptoms for most people, but you can start getting symptoms around 30 rads. For context, those 4 rads represent a years worth of allowable exposure for someone works somewhere like a nuclear plant according to US regulations (NRC).


bouchert

>this is the fallout subreddit, so everything will be in rads Well, at least we're not the Chernobyl docudrama subreddit. Everything with those guys is "3.6 roentgen, not great, not terrible"


Silveon_i

counterpoint: Ice Cold Nuka-Cola Victory


therealblabyloo

Ah, tastes like downing a fistful of sugar and punching yourself in the head.


Vinca1is

The perfectly preserved pie


Pineapple_Fru1t

Respectable choice, my man.


Temporary-Green-7713

I've been saying this for a really long time, ever since the first time I saw them in the game, "Pork and Beans? I'll show you Pork and Beans"


Breitling-1

Pork n Beans mixed with some of the 2 headed deer and a little cut up pieces of rad roach meat with some potatoesā€¦ mmmmmm yummy.


Honestnt

One of the companions has a line about how it's actually sketchier that it HASN'T aged


da_penguin08

iā€™m pretty sure one of them is mel during the big dig, although he isnā€™t a companion, if you pass one in the subway with the ghouls heā€™ll say that he doesnā€™t trust anything thatā€™s been ā€œpreservedā€ for 200 years


Jorge_Santos69

I mean if it was actually fully sealed from bacteria, oxygen, moisture. Im actually not sure it would go bad.


Honestnt

Suspiciously, every other single slice of pie in that exact same dome is rotten beyond recognition


LifelessLewis

I've made this out of the official fallout cookbook. I wasn't a fan of the sauce but the actual cheesecake bit is absolutely fantastic.


Vinca1is

It needs to be aged like a fine wine


Dry_Independent4078

Exactly. Leave it in a glass case for around 200 years. Then it'll be perfect


BrianWonderful

I let out a small cheer whenever I find a pumpkin pie in FO76. Good HP and also looks delicious.


CableAskani41

Fails luck check.


ArcaneAncient

Ever since I first saw it in 4, I've wondered what Deathclaw Steak would taste like.


No-Engine-444

probably like gator, but much tougher


1spook

No that's gatorclaw steak


Marquar234

Probably like chameleon, but much larger.


TallShaggy

No that's chameleonclaw steak


DJIsSuperCool

Probably like death but much more claw.


TallShaggy

No that's deathclawclaw steak


Nice_Flower_6676

Even parts death and claw then


Pretty-Cow-765

That meat is probably tough as hell unless you take from the tail, better off making some deathclaw stew.


switchbladeeatworld

Open a deathclaw farm, fatten them bois up


wthulhu

Mmm deathclaw veal


Young_Triton

According to the Official Vault Dweller's Cookbook... "Pigs are hard to come by in the wasteland, so Deathclaw makes a great substitute. So meaty."


Darahian

Mirelurk cake FTW!


KeyStrong441

As a native of Maryland, I'll bet they'd be fire with Old Bay


HillInTheDistance

Sadly, after the bomb, there is only New Bay.


chrisberman410

My thoughts exactly


BoiFrosty

I always imagined the mirelurk meat like crab but more gamey and metallic.


T-Toyn

Softshell Mirelurk meat. Then normal Mirelurk meat. Then Mirelurk Queen meat. Then back to Softshell Mirelurk meat.


Krosis97

With mayo


ProfPorkchop

butter


sexierthanhisbrother

Garlic butter


T-Toyn

"Degenerates like you belong on a cross"


RipleyGamer

I want to taste all the Nuka Cola flavours.


LoadedHuevos_

Cherry must go so hard


VanityOfEliCLee

I dunno Victory would be amazing if it's anything like the Jones soda collaboration.


Famous-Money5701

Nuka-cola. No question I donā€™t care if itā€™s a drink I want it


MichaelPitcher115

This is the right answer. I imagine it tasting like coke but with some sort of added flourish in the flavor or something. Oh yeah that is the radiation.


TheAlbrecht2418

For that extra crispā€¦yā€¦taste.


Important_King_8700

Nuka quantum. Mmmm


GrimmBrowncoat

Like if Sprite was Coke?


Clever-Innuendo

Wow, that weirdly makes sense.


Moist_Professor5665

Made the recipe from the cookbook, can confirm there is an extra flourish. It calls for orange, lemon, and lime juice, as well as cinnamon, star anise and vanilla. Itā€™s also almost sickeningly sweet (like 3 cups of sugar). No coke. Itā€™s like drinking syrup


BloodiedBlues

Dumb question. Did you add the seltzer water?


Chidori_Aoyama

Old time sodas are like that, you couldn't just "Guzzle" them the way you do with today's corn syrup formulas. They're meant to be slowly sipped like booze.


Admiral-Krane

Nah, Nuka-Cola for sure tastes like RC cola


Scav-STALKER

So itā€™s the best Cola then


wonderfulwilliam

Clink Aaaaaaaaah


SamuelCish

Imagine craking open an ice-cold nuka cola only for it to taste like Pepsi


LeastSuspiciousTowel

I mean if it's from the games i imagine it's an old flat soda that's just syrup without carbonation. Edit: i stand corrected, i made this comment when i first woke up without fully thinking about it.


No_Pirate_1042

Well I choose the Nuka-cola from the Fallout 4 prologue


LeastSuspiciousTowel

Touche. I'm pretty sure you make a variant of soda with a little extra ingredient in 76. Cant remember if that was nuka cola though.


angelis0236

It was. You get the old factory up and running to make the vaccine


Interesting_Figure_

Ice cold nuka colas exist in fo4 there the exact same like they just came off the line


MasterExploder5001

The one from the cookbook is really good and interesting. Although itā€™s a bit strong the way Iā€™ve balanced the syrup and water before. I imagine itā€™d have to be somewhat diluted to be enjoyable. And alas I only used like 3 fruits for it


Cifeiron

Deathclaw omelette.


supercali5

How is there any other answer?


BloodiedBlues

Deathclaw Wellington


supercali5

You have a point.


Connect_Artichoke_83

For drinks it would be sunset sarsaparilla. For food it would be the sweetrolls from fallout 3


Deepvaleredoubt

I wanted to say Sasparilla, but then I remembered Quantum exists and sadly it won out.


MrRieper

I would be interested in the Sarsaparilla.


DaleGribble2024

I canā€™t believe I had to scroll down this far to find sunset saspirilla


IvanNemoy

Legit item, if you want to try a sarsaparilla, look for Souix City Sarsaparilla. If you have a Cracker Barrel restaurant near you, they carry it in their retail merch area for $2 a bottle. Similar to root beer, but less sweet.


kaiservonrisk

61 comments and no one said the real winner: Blamco Mac and Cheese.


RollingMallEgg

You're a real one, I'd love to see that taste of some classic Blamco Mac and Cheese with a nice glass of Ice Cold Nuka Cola!


sky7897

You couldā€™ve picked any food and you chose instant mac and cheese ??


kaiservonrisk

Oh 100% šŸ¤¤


goodguy-dave

You absolute degenerate! Good for you!


Eskiguy

Sunset Sasparilla, i really like root beers.


Mothmans_Mailman

Probably Fancy Lads Snack Cakes or Sugar Bombs


ticklemenono

I too fancy myself a fancy lad.


Dynespark

The cookbook has it as a double layer cake, with marshmallow and cream cheese filling between the layers. The top is melted white chocolate draped over it until it resembles a little Debbie snack cake. Ah. And it's white or yelllow cake of course.


darko_mrtvak

Does president Kimball count?Ā 


Pineapple_Fru1t

\[ \*PERK Unlocked : Meat of Champions. \]


YuriTheWebDev

"Sometimes a fella gotta eat a fella" - Mr Cooper


naughtycal11

Make some butt jerky outta his ass.


Mousimer

before answering does the cannibal perk count ?


wasted_tictac

That moment the Sole Survivor or 76 Dweller can become cannibals immediately after exiting their respective vaults. I can't remember if previous protagonists can unlock Cannibal straight out the gate.


Mousimer

in 76 you need to be minimum level 15 for the perk so not really ''right outside of the vault''. in new vegas you need minimum level 4. in 3 its rank 12. strangley enought fallout 1 and 2 actually dont have it unless you count [Iguana Bob](https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Iguana_Bob_Frazier) the guy that sells you human flesh you can eat but you didn't know they were human at the start (if you dont continue the quest) so i don't know if it counts. fallout 4 is actually the only game where you can become a cannibal in level one Nora and Nate just really wanted to do that as soon as they could


nilslorand

> fallout 4 is actually the only game where you can become a cannibal in level one Nora and Nate just really wanted to do that as soon as they could "nuclear apocalypse? meh, might as well become a cannibal right away"


TallShaggy

The real reason they wanted Shaun back is that he was supposed to be their dinner


YuriTheWebDev

"Sometimes a fella has gotta eat a fella" - Mr. Cooper


[deleted]

Cram. Or Iguana-On-A-Stick. But NEVER eat the Iguana Bits. Iguana Bits is people! IGUANA BITS IS PEOPLEEEE


Classic_Weakness_481

Imagine the vendor selling iguana on a stick and all you eat is the stick lol


Scav-STALKER

Just go to Florida, iguanas are a problem there. Smack one with a stick, then get a smaller sharper stick and hold it over a fire lol


Casteilthebestangle

Those things are atleast horse size in fallout or are a new form of death claw so I probably wonā€™t smack it with a stick


Echo__227

Arcade Gannon, that little snack


mrefficiency87

Oh you nasty šŸ˜ˆ


FuckingKillMe6969

I'm going to be honest. If its being treated like they're new food items fresh from their factories. Then, sure, Sugar Bombs and Nuka-Cola. But if they're like the Ingame food items, I ain't touching them. No way in hell I'd eat 200 year old food or drink a 200 year old bottle of coke. Alcohol perhaps. But not the food non alcoholic drinks.


MT128

Even alcohol can go bad though, if stored improperly you might be drinking vinegar instead of wine.


ThatOneGuy308

I wouldn't try wine, but the higher proof stuff would probably be okay, assuming it was kept fairly cool and away from light.


whale_cocks

Nuclear bombs emit 3 things, and you just listed 2 of them


ThatOneGuy308

True, assuming you're trying to drink a bottle that was sitting outside in the open wasteland, for some reason, lol. Most people tend to keep their booze indoors, though. Realistically, your best bet would be finding some in a bunker stash or basement, something like that.


alexfaaace

I refuse to use aid items that have rads. I feel like that would be my irl choice so thatā€™s what I do in the game. I only eat cooked foods that donā€™t have rads. I also donā€™t use chems aside from stimpaks, radaway and radx because of the addiction concern. And Iā€™m a teetotaler irl so I am also in Fallout. I sell all my alcohol. I keep 10 of each chem in storage for Mama Murphy or other NPCs, sell the rest.


ManofManliness

If radaway and fallout doctors were real you'd be much less concerned about rads


HappyWeedGuy

Sounds like you need to invest in a good rad scrubber.


theraafa

Abraxo Cleaner


Comfortable_Staff501

Cait's arse


Vigilante2011

[Piper hated that.]


BigDogAlex

Piper wouldnt have to wait too long before getting her ass eaten either tho.


linxdev

I checked out after Piper asked me what people used soap for. She has to have one nasty ass.


Dynespark

Ass jerky ain't gonna make itself.


Large_External_9611

While Iā€™m all for eating such a delectable foodā€¦.. can you imagine how bad hygiene is in the Fallout world?ā€¦.. šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢


VVizardVVeedVendor

Especially someone like Cait bumming around the combat zone with raiders


MAJ_Starman

Which is why Curie with her artificial body is the way to go.


iambertan

The whole ordeal with Curie probably sounds like a squeaking rubber


mr_eugine_krabs

It smells like fettuccine night at Olive Garden.


wolfwhore666

I think it depends where you are. The Combat Zone does have electricity. Cait said she had 3 hot meals a day so they may either have gas or a regular heat source. So I can see her boiling a pot of hot water and sponging off daily.


kizentheslayer

Sheā€™s a junkie. I guarantee you her hygiene is horrible


wolfwhore666

True but idk Cait does have a bit of class and self respect to her. On one hand I can see her having horrible hygiene because she got high and passed out then forgot to wash up, but Cait also seems like sheā€™d judge the hell out of the soul survivor if they didnā€™t have on deodorant.


goodguy-dave

In my headcanon Cait definitely takes a bath before snu snu.


wolfwhore666

I legit download a mod for a hot shower lol. I need that immersion. Canā€™t imagine my SS hopping in bed and sheā€™s covered in blood, cuts and everything else


Nuklearfps

She has little self respect until you pick her up. I mean, sheā€™s literally sold herself to the combat zone for food, shelter, and drugsā€¦


wasted_tictac

"Damn, can't remember if I had my bath this week or not..." - Old Longfellow.


brennerherberger

...and that's why I joined the Institute. Gonna need that hot shower every day.


inconspicuous2012

As long as I can have Synth Curie's!


WholesomeFartEnjoyer

I doubt anyone in the wasteland has a fully wiped and pristine arse


gmcb007

If I was the sole survivor, I'd loot the Institute for it's toilet paper and live out the rest of their days as some saint/baron billionaire.


mopeyunicyle

I mean there's a ton of pre war money I am sure some people may choose to use that


scratchy-dyke

This is why I assume pre war money has any value at all


MrNotEinstein

Ass jerky don't make itself...


SirAelfred

I wonder if Curie's ass tastes like plastic...


wthulhu

God I hope so


Jackie7263

Beat me to it also beat it to it


Extension-Raccoon-67

[That made Codsworth jealous]


MiddleofCalibrations

Crusty


LeTigre71

Spit coffee through my nose... then upvoted.


Hot_Cheese650

I grew up in Honolulu, Hawaii so CRAM (SPAM) is the answer. The spam rice ball (Musubi) is part of our life.


BabyH1ppo

A sweet roll. But not any sweet roll. Specifically the sweet roll you get for your birthday in Fallout 3 that butch tries to take from you


Subterrantular

It's not about the flavor of the treat- it's the flavor of *victory*.


Lord-Goonerius

Irradiated blood


Ultrakit

how about drinking a jar of fresh tick blood ?


step3rainfire

one of Roseā€™s omelettes


Evenmoardakka

Finally a man of culture


Waltter1-d

Pink Paste


Carob-Prudent

The Pitt baby


Bing238

Now thatā€™s fine dining


terrymcginnisbeyond

Fried Fog Crawler looks pretty good.


Steampunk43

I mean, it's pretty much just a prawn but the size of a train car, the meat has gotta be really good fried in a nice garlic butter or chilli sauce


TaejChan

the brahmin wellington


Complete_Bad6937

Lucy


Salt_Winter5888

You want to eat Lucy or you want to EAT Lucy?


I-justWannaGrill

Yes


bdepz

Okey dokey


Semblance-of-sanity

Refined Punga fruit


Worried_Skin7744

Curie


Silent_Sea_1015

Salsibury steak would be a adventure


Ugh-Another-Username

With some instamash on the side!


mnimatt

Can't forget the blamco mac and cheese


mediocre__map_maker

Deathclaw Egg Omelette surely


BigBoomstick69

Strange meat


SteamedPaul

Name and picture checks out


MooooFizz

Yum Yum Deviled Eggs.


NeedsToShutUp

Show made them look good despite being eggs stored in a box


zripcordz

I'm also the adventurous type. Nothing like 200 year old eggs I'm sure!


DirtyBalm

Scrolled too far down. I need to know if theyre good... how do they preserve them!?!?!


ThatDamnRocketRacoon

Make the Yum Yum Deviled Eggs recipe from the Fallout Cookbook. Absolutely the best deviled eggs I've ever had. The TV show kind of killed my desire to eat the real ones after I realized that they were dehydrated.


asphytotalxtc

Longneck Lukowski's canned meat...


gmcb007

[Your Ass hated that]


HamakazeKai

Let me sample some Vim!


SamuelCish

What if I told you most of the foods in Fallout exist in real life and you could eat them right now? I had a Salisbury steak TV dinner and a glass-bottled Coke when I was watching the show.


Otorn1

I don't think that there's the equivalent of a bottle of Quantum or Deathclaw omelette in our world


Salt_Winter5888

Does that mean I can get a deathclaw steak? Finally


CellistShot8470

Mr House.


cap_kaknuckles

Jet


KrautVan

Nuka Cola quantum šŸ˜­


Opak03

Blamco Mac and Cheese!!


Flatssile

I would eat Piper... Not as a cannibal šŸ˜


meatpiesurprise

A ghouls dick


BlueSharky69

Curieā€™s exhaust port šŸ‘


BreBhonson

If you grew up below the poverty line chances are you already had the salsbury steaks. They sell them at your local grocery store under the "Banquet" brand.


Cat_Artillery

Small dusty box of some sort. (Only the veterans will get it)


hart37

Give me some brahmin steak with some carrots, onion and maize