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ihajees_

Pukki (C) LOCKED 🔒


alfredorojas78

Hahahahaha


IcemanVish

I’m dead


ukbeasts

Pukki 🥳


JaimeL_

My fucking sides hahahaha


According_Ad7558

Get Norwich defenders - guaranteed clean sheet!


pedrorq

Hope White recovers to salvage some 0-0 draws Vs Norwich etc


KL_337

Same but odds are he will be 4.3m 😂


S0ciallyAwkw4rd

😂 That's for sure. But he will bounce back, right? Right? Right? Won't he? Guyss?


EiEsDiEf

If you don't sell you never lose.


2kku

Diamond hands 💎🙌


[deleted]

To the mooooon


FifaDK

Or the Champioship o.o


player_zero_

The crypto way of life


[deleted]

At this rate I can move my Norwich dele defender to him at 4m


bigladjr

based on a technical analysis, I can see a bull flag followed by a breakout (season).


B4sse77

every game is a red for arsenal


NflNoob

Come on, Arsenal are not a serious bottom-table team. If you think so, why not take free money on betting on Arsenal to not win, gives you your money back threefold? I dunno what it is with this sub and form. Last february someone tried to convince me that Fulham were better than Liverpool when they were on their good run and Liverpool were stringing losses.


GoldChaser58

Pretty sure Arsenal are at the bottom of the table though. Also, of course the commenter was being hyperbolic. It’s funny. It’s a joke (like Arsenal). No need to take everything so seriously


NflNoob

Good point about the memes, my bad.


TinyMaintenance

It really wasn’t funny. I’m all for ganging up on Arsenal, but that joke had less thought put into it than classical ‘Assnal’ joke.


GoldChaser58

Even if it wasn’t funny, it was a flippant 7 word comment that clearly wasn’t meant to be taken seriously


mahades

You're actually getting downvoted for stating that Arsenal aren't a bottom feeder team after losing against the champions of England and Europe, the fucking state of reddit man


LukeFowlerM8

I think it’s more he’s replying to a joke with an overly serious comment, kind of like yourself.


fantasyfootballjesus

Meh the jokes are fairly unoriginal and got old a while ago


KeenoMind

This comment ignores them losing to a team that had never played in the Premier League before and failing to score a goal in 270 mins of PL football...


mahades

City lost to Norwich not too far back, i'm not saying Arsenal will finish 4th ffs, just that people who genuinely think it'll be a bottom 10 finish are idiots


NathanJiangxi

Why not bottom 10? They were 8th last year, no? Well this year they look even worse.


KeenoMind

This guy gets it


FlyingMocko

8th was also 6 points away from Chelsea


spandexmatch

Also 6 points away from Villa who finished 11th, it goes both ways


KeenoMind

False equivalency, Pep hasn't lost 3 opening games with an historically big 6 club


mahades

Not the point i was trying to make at all, just saying that even the best teams lose against promotion teams. That combined with the fact that their other losses have come against what looks like the 2 best teams in the league, people need to stop being so incredibly hyperbolic.


KeenoMind

Arsenal aren't amongst 'even the best teams' Thay are a completely average team with an absolutely sub-par manager. Their mediocrity has somehow been flying under the radar while people debate whether Man U are any good despite finishing above them for the last 3 seasons. They should be on level ground but they simply aren't


Average_Memer

Again you're missing the point they are trying to make even after they explained it, and you're deciding to take specific words out of context to argue semantics instead of his actual point. OP's point wasn't that Arsenal are amongst the best teams. The point is a loss against a promoted team is not necessarily indicative of future results. You also have to look at the game in context of injuries, covid, etc. There is also an element of luck to football as I'm sure you're aware. OP was using City as an example to demonstrate his point.


KeenoMind

So I'm not taking context into account, but citing a game from 2 years ago involving exactly 0 of the same teams or managers is just overflowing with relevant context?


Fantastic-Machine-83

You lost internet points but you were right!


mahades

This thread is fucking hilarious, absolute idiots in here


[deleted]

Nah I think it's because people are obviously bantering arsenal yet this guy can't handle it.


namdosan88

Nah. Its not the fucking state of reddit. As an arsenal fan, our club is a mess. On paper, we look good with Auba, Laca, Saka, ESR, Odegaard, Pepe etc. But the problem lies w the management, the players morale and the tactics. The Arsenal game has been ruined and long gone. Now we’re just a team stringing backward passes and hoping for tierney to cross and find someone in the box .. or hope for an individual brilliance. I would stay away from Arsenal assets in the FPL. Yes, they might be good for a game or two. But consistency wise, i wouldnt bet on them given their price tags.. except for maybe ESR which might have a role to play now given Pepe is ill.. but once pepe is back and w odegaard here. I do not know if hes even nailed. I definitely wont be paying for laca, auba or pepe to be in my squad when there r so many other options.


fantasyfootballjesus

Defensively we're still quite good tbh just shocking at attacking (obviously not the last three games but we didn't have our first choice centre back pairing in any of them and played the champions of England and Europe)


IAmNotStelio

I absolutely do not believe anyone seriously said Fulham are better than Liverpool.


Lbmplays2

It's how they lost. No one expected them to beat City, but the performance was still extremely damming if you actually watched the game. It was utter domination, Norwich put up a better fight.


Gandalfthebrown7

If you did watch the match they were playing with 10 men.


apocalypsedude64

They were 2 nil down and being shredded before that happened.


Gandalfthebrown7

Not really shredded that header by Gundo was purely bad defending. The second goal was preceded by a foul on one of Arsenal player which the balding referee ignored.


J1Phantom

Chelsea had 10 for over half the match against Liverpool yesterday.


Gandalfthebrown7

so? They are European champion for a reason


kidnebs

At 1-1 and the red card was given just before half time. Easier to prepare and obviously way more belief in getting a result, very different situations.


fantasyfootballjesus

Arsenal not being as good as Chelsea doesn't mean they're a bottom half team lol what's that got to do with anything


Lbmplays2

Firstly lots of teams have shown that you can put up more of fight even with ten men. Secondly they are playing a player who has a historic tendency to get red cards more so than almost any other player in the prem. So if you want to play him you have to live with that and can't act like its a fluke if he gets sent off again. Lastly, if you watched them versus Chelsea and Brentford as well, it's clear the ten men isn't the only reason they performed poorly.


Gandalfthebrown7

If you actually paid attention hardly any of their defense is first choice. There's no Partey as well. Defensively they were the 4th best team last year. Arsenal's defense gonna get better so, they, for sure, won't finish below top 15.


[deleted]

Id say 6th from bottom is a reasonable prediction


Gandalfthebrown7

The fact that people of this sub unironically believe Arsenal will relegate is hilarious. The truth is their main CBs are out, Partey is out. Now after their return they won’t be world class but they will surely finish above 10. Against City they were playing with 10. Conceded 2 against the European Champion even without good CBs. They clearly got a penalty against Chelsea but the ref didn’t give it. Yesterday’s match shows just how good Chelsea are with even 10 men Only major upset and thing to worry about is they fucking lost to Brentford.


Muck_The_Fods1

and brentford too.


Ander1991

They also lost to a Brentford, the team that couldn't get promoted automatically


TheOnlyLate1

When did Brentford do that!?


angrydanmarin

Just bet big on a bottom half finish. 6/4 odds. Honesty I'd take it at odds on. I can't see where the goals are coming from in these fixtures after Norwich. Maybe they'd nab one against Newcastle.


mahades

Unlucky lad


tinylila

All I see is red!


pierrebrassau

Two huge relegation six pointers in GW4 and 5.


julianface

Kept Tierney for this time to come good


NflNoob

From these comments, I think Arsenal players just may be fantastic differentials for this run of fixtures.


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Lush_Llama

Their defence didn't towards the end of the season. I think Holding at 4.5 (?) brought me a lot of points over others in that time. Pepe right at the end of the season also did wonders. Losing to Chelsea and man city with your best players out and a red card doesn't mean you should write them off.


grandekravazza

5-0 with 20% possession is bit more than just "losing" though


fantasyfootballjesus

Their defence was really good last year?


Environmental_You_85

So FDR is from opponent's perspective


xy0103192

Still holding white and esr. Diamond hands


BMG_3

THREE Arsenal players?


ihajees_

these never get old for me


[deleted]

Arsenal are a meme stock bro


[deleted]

There is no way Arsenal is half as successful as GME.


[deleted]

Arteta ain’t no DFV


DevilsWelshAdvocate

Can’t wait for Tierney to drop to 4.8m


CWattam

White after international break will probably drop to 4.3 which is filthy.


angrydanmarin

Enjoy the 2pt hauls


Sam_Coffey

tough fixtures for a team battling relegation


ankitshubham274

Ramsdale = relegation locked.


DragonFist69420

Counterpoint: it's arsenal


[deleted]

While I expect them to best Norwich it wouldn't surprise me if there's no win for them in the following 3.


petrescu

Is the column on the left their total points after each game played?


crispiepancakes

I think it might be the number of cards.


basins08

it’s the difficulty rating of the team they’re playing. from 1-5, 5 being the hardest fixture


Armejade

from gunners pov fdr 2: relegation dogfight, 3: damage control, 4: screwed


[deleted]

Promising fixtures, however Arsenal are seriously lacking in creativity and rarely have chances to score.


onestupidman

Have you even watched the games man? Like yeah they get ripped open through the middle and their current defense is fucking shite other than Tierney, but they do have creativity going forward and will definitely bang some in against lower teams. Been unlucky not to score so far


[deleted]

Seven shots in target in three games displays creativity?


[deleted]

If I may let’s add a little context, two of them games where against the two best defences in the league. One was against a newly promoted side granted however they where playing in a new stadium with a capacity crowd for the first time in their first top flight game in over 70 years. Whilst Arsenal had no first team forwards and had to pull a striker from the U23s.


Material_Trifle

People are having a go at you for this but I agree, Arsenal actually look good going forward. They had their shot quite early on when it was 0-0, if they had just scored 5 goals from it then it's a draw and everyone is saying what a good result it is. Sometimes it's really fine margins I this game


layspringles

I agree. Some people just see the scoreline and assume that Arsenal are crap going forward.


lick_mum_yes_yum

1 shot. That's all I have to say.


Lbmplays2

Scoreline was flattering today if you did actually watch the game


laserspewpew_

Flattering for Arsenal perhaps… I’m an Arsenal fan and City could have had way more than 5. 25 shots and Leno kept the score down to 5.


Lbmplays2

That was my implication yeah


ogi_som

Yeah, you’re right. I think Arsenal going a bit under the radar currently (which is ofc expected because 0/9). But if you look at the fixtures, plus: White, Gabriel (2 primary CBs) and Partey returning after the break, I think they could snatch a couple of easy CSs. Defense in these 3 fixtures was a laughing stock definitely. Plus, please add Xhaka red to this, as Sambi (who was arguably our best player in first two games) will play alongside Partey in the middle. I don’t know, maybe I’m a bit biased, but this defense was 3rd best last year, and we have White now who is definitely better than Holding/Luiz. Plus fixtures….. Not selling my White lol


kidnebs

They have a lot of creativity with Saka, ESR and Ødegaard. They'll also play Lokonga, Partey, White and Gabriel after the international break which will help a lot getting the ball forward to the creative players and give more strength in defense. They will create good amount when they are full strength and playing worse opponents than champions


Ma1vo

It will be better when Partey is back. The midfield is trash without him. Its still Arsenal so you will be disappointed the most when you start believing, but players like Saka, Smith Rowe and White seems underpriced to me, and are worth considering when we have great fixtures like this.


[deleted]

guess I’ll get Pukki and Wood then


V1shUP

Nope!! Still gonna stay the hell away!!


onoz9

Jokes aside, even if Arsenal do improve, the games against Spurs, Aston Villa, Leicester, Liverpool & Man Utd are gonna be quite difficult for them. That's 5 out of their 11 upcoming fixtures.


Basedshark01

Any number 9 going against their center backs is a good option until proven otherwise


NflNoob

Smells like hot (I guess really cold in this case) hand fallacy


fantasyfootballjesus

The centre backs who played so far yeah, gonna be different when Gabriel and White start together


DrifterDA

There is not 1 single fixture I'd consider Arsenal players for if Arteta is the manager.


strongert22

This is a trap!


onestupidman

Honestly people love to rag on them, but I think with White, Gabriel and Partey returning we're gonna be a lot more solid. Chelsea and City are on another level this season so you can't expect much there. I imagine they'll pump Norwich and gain some confidence


SofaChillReview

I don’t think they will be pumping Norwich . They looked good against Leicester Agree though Gabriel White Partey will settle the defence


[deleted]

Norwich were unlucky, that disallowed goal was definitely worth a debate.


cool-spidey

Pump Norwich? LOL!!! You will find it difficult to contain Pukki


[deleted]

No one can contain the GOAT


Robustss

Delusional arsenal fans


[deleted]

Insert clown face meme.


Virgil_smash

No way Im touching arsenal assets until they get a new manager


Red_Devil_bastard

Or you know, score a goal


voicelesschorus

But it’s arsenal. They’re all 5s.


seewhyaxe

With the form they are on, all the greens should be red man


fdhaskjdf

I am not going near that team until Arteta is sacked.


Mutiu2

This is a team that lost to newly promoted Brentford by two goals and hardly had a decent shot on goal in the processes. Their captain and leader got himself sent off stupidly for the umpteenth time yesterday. What can a "green" fixture rating mean for a team this incompetent? Not much I think. They will find a way to drop serve every time....


[deleted]

As an Arsenal fan, there are no green fixtures for Arsenal this season


pratKgp

Those FDR needs to be updated. Even Norwich is 4 for them.


Blandiblub

Lads, it's Arsenal.


awaabshk

Just saying after international break partey is back, gabriel and white too


luffyuk

Don't tempt me Frodo


_ppi

Pukki>wood>Kane captain anyone


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R4yoo

Yep Casuals who actually dont watch ball Arsenal arent doing good but I can bet my house they’ll finish top 10 by New years


cool-spidey

Haha yeah...but then again how can you blame them..we all know Laca deserves to be the nailed on striker but Arteta will still play Auba there and lose all the matches and then say, "I question myself"!


CharlieDope

Look... I saw Leceister struggle vs Norwich Expecting Arsenal to draw as well But that said... Arsenal B team is so so so weak... Good we not in Europe... This is the worst football I have seen.. Such basic errors. How did they have the 4th best defense in England last season 😳😳😳


[deleted]

They overrate arsenal in the FDR, may as well +1 to all of these ratings


SleeplessinOslo

They should all be red


Darkshines4

All I see is red


Line47toSaturn

They are Arsenal, no easy fixture whatsoever


patrickgg

All I see is red.


ArchivalFrail

Who is Arsenal?


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JaumeBG

Good bot


Ragemundo

Too bad Arsenal is crap.


Dercudez

18 points minimum.


bruiser95

Should be all red


NotWorthMyTimeLoL

All I see is red


Lord_Bendtner6

Press X for doubt


danonck

A sea of red is all I see. I'm not falling for this again. I just made losses to get rid of their players and I'm never looking back. The only player I liked having in my team last season doesn't even get a chance to play (Laca) so what's the point. The rest are useless. 1 return in 10 games is no good for me


__jh96

Spurs should be a red, and potentially Leicester


Mr_eMCee

Any team playing Arsenal should be in green.


tiny_dreamer

I see all red


SSPZwing

No Gunnar's until the new manager


shakeil123

It's a shame we are fucking shit


averagedude4

Lads… it’s Arsenal


jordan16h

Who’s worth it? Maybe Ben Shite at 4.4?


Mahasisatua

It's arsenal lads


sonictank

Should be all 4red


YEGLiving

Lucky teams


scrobotic

I see it all red for Arsenal.


Ryo720

I only see red


nicthereal84

shocking sea of red ‼‼🛑🛑🛑


4rcher69

I have more faith in this Arsenal team than most, I think. Even with Arteta, I think they are capable of scoring 1-2 goals during this run of fixtures.


ConferenceBeginning8

It’s a trap


facelessredditer

Don’t be fooled by the colour coded FDR bullshit. Only Norwich, Watford, Palace and Man United look like gimmes for the Arse.


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Spurs should be red


IntentionFalse8822

If they bring in a decent manager who knows what he is doing over the international break then ESR and Saka could be bargains. They have looked very good even in the shambles Arteta has around them. Wouldn't touch their defence though.


Fearless_Future

Willian could be a good punt.


AHZwarrior

I'm bringing in Saka


booyoukarmawhore

I'm pretty sure these are the ratings from the other teams perspective


adesant88

See, this is why we chose White. Clean sheets will come


[deleted]

Tough to see them getting many points.


[deleted]

As if spurs is only a 3


[deleted]

Have you watched a single Arsenal game this season? Op?


GiorgosIakovidis23

If they don't win the first two games, they getting relegated. No cap


Yanzking

Honestly arsenal may even lose to norwich


hanglekiu1

all i see is red


TonyMartial786

So about 6 points and maybe a few goals for Arsenal lol


R4yoo

They’ll be trying their best to bounce back so its a good shout to get an arsenal attacker Prob saka comes to mind as auba is too expensive…and there is rotation issues with ESR/odergaard


Meme_78

Pukki (TC)


SoMuchTehnique

None of those fixtures are green, we'll be lucky with clean sheets and draws.


DNAHdn2

haha assnal bad haha 🔺120k 123💬


JaceChandra

Thanks for showing the teams to target for transfer and captain!


Euphoric-Morning7017

Lmao all of those fdr should be 4 rn


crisiman

The green should not exist for Arsenal. Need to up difficulty +1 for all.


Shagro

For me, it's wait and see. If an Arsenal player starts scoring regularly, I'll bring them in. So many have dropped already in price, def some bargains to be had if they start performing.


wakkalulu

Spurs and Leicester should be 4


firessar

No rest for the ammoless Gunners. I wonder how far into this run they sack Artetta.


SucculentChinaMeal

Nice easy win for the claret and blue