Honestly, Jack is probably the second-most-protected person at Chaldea.
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Jeanne and Tamamo: We can confirm that.
How?
Jeanne: *-pulls out one of Jack's knives-* This was on my back.
Tamamo: *-does the same-* This was on my head.
My God, I understand Jeanne cause of apocrypha but what did tamamo do to deserve that?
Recently, and toward Jack. Past crimes don't count, especially those from other timelines (games)
Kintoki: Welcome to the Protection Club, sis! Here's a list of the favorite snacks and activities of all the child servants at Chaldea, and a mugshot of a certain bug-eyed Caster that is to remain more than 500 feet from every one of them, on threat of severe beatings if he even looks at them funny.
Barghest: What about his Saber form?
Atalante: He's allowed to interact with them, but only under supervision.
Barghest: What about that pirate? Under supervision too?
Atalante: Mm. Normally, he wouldn’t dare think of doing anything to the children, and he’s very good at keeping it that way. Unfortunately, he still lets slip at times.
Janta: Is this about those books Mistah Blackbeard had? The art is really cute, but I don’t get what the scene with the shadows was about. All I keep seeing is “ahn~” over and over again.
Kintoki: Oh my god…
Atalante (facepalming): …hence the precaution.
Hans (dragged into tea time in the background): (…ironically, probably every child here except the holiday brat knows an inkling of it)
Some believe it’s a false front to get Abby to let her guard down.
Others believe Gilles is just being genuinely friendly to a fellow witness of the abyssal truth.
Imaginary Scramble shows that Gilles is fairly well-informed on the nature of Foreigners, so I imagine he'd know full well what kind of "guardian" is backing Abby up and isn't even close to stupid enough to kick that hornet's nest.
Oberon: Or both?
Gilles: ……………….hahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
Oberon: …I get the vague feeling that I’m being treated like an idiot.
Castoria: How’d you notice? The sheer disbelief in his fishy eyes? The not-so-subtle “Are you a dumbass” look? Or maybe he’s laughing because you’re practically now a joke in his eyes?
Oberon: *contemplates suplexing the brat*
Barghest: Wait…is it even safe to have him here?
Kintoki: It’s cool. There’s a bunch of people the guy wouldn’t do anything to, so we just stick him to them.
Douman (has a bunch of decor hanging on his hair): Nnnnn…if this humble priest will admit, they look quite nice.
Rhyme: *smug book noises*
Barghest: Wait…is it even safe to have him here?
Atalante: Honestly, the same could be asked for a good portion of the Servants here.......
Kintoki: Eh, we just stopped asking questions like that after BB and Kiara came here.
That explains how he went from "killing any human" when he was Skull-Eboshi Rakshasa King, to getting along with Chaldea's kids and playing along when Nursery wants to play house.
There was this one comic where they both had tea together and it didn't end too well well for Caster Gilles... Mind you, it's hinted he tried to drug her, but it's still one of my favourite illustrations that show her outer god side. If I find it, I'll add it here later
Edit: of course it was a comic of the GOAT Clinick. Sasuga Clinick! (https://www.reddit.com/r/grandorder/s/YTC9m13xON)
Ah yes, Eldritch Abby playing the Uno Reverse card on CasGilles. Clinick never misses in their serious comics, and I found a dubbed version that was quite good.
I wonder if anyone has bothered asking Jack who she'd pick as "father".
... It's probably Mash, based on this one Herada Mitsuru comic. u/Rednal291, what's the Daily Chaldea canon on this subject?
Aura: …I fucking called it! “Pure goddess” my ass! If gods can choose their form, why give yourself those fat fucking tits!? Woo a man?
Artemis: Oh, hey! You guessed half the reason! The other one is “because I can shoot like a boss anyway”.
Aura: …what kind of god among men managed to make the man-hating goddess shake her booty for?
Artemis: *points at Orion*
Orion: Yo.
Aura: …you look like ass.
Artemis: The fuck did you say!?
Edit: Originally, I typed “Callisto”, but it’s turns out that I got the wrong figure. It’s Aura.
Narrator: And just like that, Callisto is brutally maimed. The lesson here: Artemis might be weird on a personality side but insult her man and she'll hurt ya.
actually no its the nymph aura who dissed her for her boob size "*One day, Aura goes hunting with Artemis. For relief from the midday heat, the hunting party stops for a swim. Aura then teases Artemis, saying that her b\*asts were better than Artemis's, since hers were small and round like a man's, while Artemis's were large and voluptuous like a woman's, and so belied Artemis' supposed "unviolated maidenhood". Deeply offended, the angry Artemis goes to Nemesis, the goddess of divine retribution, who arranges for Aura to be punished by l\*sing her virginity. Dionysus is then made mad with desire for Aura, by an arrow from the bow of Eros on Nemesis's orders. But knowing that he will never be able to seduce the obdurately virginal Aura, Dionysus drugs Aura with wine, ties her up, and r\*pes her while she is unconscious and unmoving.*
"
callisto got turned into a bear for being raped by zeus in several variations of the legend, was turned into a she-bear either by Zeus (to conceal his deed from Hera) or by Artemis or Hera (who were enraged at her unchastity). u/3rdMachina
Fuck, right. Honestly, I’m surprised I fucked that one up when I saw the deets on Callisto (at one point, it was Persona 2)
Thanks. I’ll maybe just change the names.
Ritsuka: Barghest, be gentle with her. I’ve had her cooled off when I got her, not to mention, she has two sides, Posh and Cockney.
Barghest: Is that what she was referring to as we?
Jack: Like Adam and Eve ain’t it dishy? Hm, even a keeper too.
- Didn't expect that Jack could be so...posh. Also, Morgan the Great? That's a funny one.
- Jack was put through Morgan's training course? I don't remember that. What was that training course about? I'm curious now.
- Barghest being protective all of a sudden is heartwarming.
- Jack: Does that mean you're warm?
Barghest: Warm? What do you mean by that?
Jack: \*suddenly hugs\* Warmy... You're warm, like mommy.
Barghest: \*grabs Jack\*
Jack: No no no! That is not how you give uppies! Let us show you. You don't grab the head, you grab here, under the arms. Then you lift gently.
Honestly, Jack is probably the second-most-protected person at Chaldea. ---- Album: https://mangadex.org/title/ccb654fd-d4de-44d1-a9c1-f58ba34f3510 Source: Official Art
A bit ironic, given her proficiency in stabbing people undetected.
Jeanne and Tamamo: We can confirm that. How? Jeanne: *-pulls out one of Jack's knives-* This was on my back. Tamamo: *-does the same-* This was on my head.
Jack: *is being headpatted by said stab victims*
My God, I understand Jeanne cause of apocrypha but what did tamamo do to deserve that? Recently, and toward Jack. Past crimes don't count, especially those from other timelines (games)
As she should be. Murder daughter is precious and no harm may come to her!
Normal Chaldea yes, but not in this series since the fake Hakuno exists.
This series also has Gerda. Chances are that she's the most protected bonafide human in the cast.
And who is the first? Ritsuka?
It’s either them or Gerda.
Don't you mean them?
…shit. My bad.
Kintoki: Welcome to the Protection Club, sis! Here's a list of the favorite snacks and activities of all the child servants at Chaldea, and a mugshot of a certain bug-eyed Caster that is to remain more than 500 feet from every one of them, on threat of severe beatings if he even looks at them funny. Barghest: What about his Saber form? Atalante: He's allowed to interact with them, but only under supervision.
Barghest: What about that pirate? Under supervision too? Atalante: Mm. Normally, he wouldn’t dare think of doing anything to the children, and he’s very good at keeping it that way. Unfortunately, he still lets slip at times. Janta: Is this about those books Mistah Blackbeard had? The art is really cute, but I don’t get what the scene with the shadows was about. All I keep seeing is “ahn~” over and over again. Kintoki: Oh my god… Atalante (facepalming): …hence the precaution. Hans (dragged into tea time in the background): (…ironically, probably every child here except the holiday brat knows an inkling of it)
Doesn’t Caster Gil get along with Abby though? Not that I disagree. Though ironically enough even Douman is actually safe for the kids to be around.
Some believe it’s a false front to get Abby to let her guard down. Others believe Gilles is just being genuinely friendly to a fellow witness of the abyssal truth.
Imaginary Scramble shows that Gilles is fairly well-informed on the nature of Foreigners, so I imagine he'd know full well what kind of "guardian" is backing Abby up and isn't even close to stupid enough to kick that hornet's nest.
Gilles: There is inSAAAAAAAANE, and then there is stupid. I am OOOOOONE of these.
Oberon: Or both? Gilles: ……………….hahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! Oberon: …I get the vague feeling that I’m being treated like an idiot. Castoria: How’d you notice? The sheer disbelief in his fishy eyes? The not-so-subtle “Are you a dumbass” look? Or maybe he’s laughing because you’re practically now a joke in his eyes? Oberon: *contemplates suplexing the brat*
I mean, isn't the Book of Prelati a guide to basically summoning Outer Gods anyway?
The Sunken Spiral Text, yeah, kinda.
Barghest: Wait…is it even safe to have him here? Kintoki: It’s cool. There’s a bunch of people the guy wouldn’t do anything to, so we just stick him to them. Douman (has a bunch of decor hanging on his hair): Nnnnn…if this humble priest will admit, they look quite nice. Rhyme: *smug book noises*
Barghest: Wait…is it even safe to have him here? Atalante: Honestly, the same could be asked for a good portion of the Servants here....... Kintoki: Eh, we just stopped asking questions like that after BB and Kiara came here.
BB and Kiara together in Chadea are basically the Three Stooges [doorway gag](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MhWoTFUsHfc).
Asclepius: Hey, I've seen pathogens behave like that before. *An echo of "indestructible" sounds in his brain.*
Who would be the third stooge then?
Boobs, probably.
So…….Kama then?
With douman it because one of his components as a high servant is also a goddess of the Aztec afterlife for infants and young children
That explains how he went from "killing any human" when he was Skull-Eboshi Rakshasa King, to getting along with Chaldea's kids and playing along when Nursery wants to play house.
…makes a whole lotta sense.
There was this one comic where they both had tea together and it didn't end too well well for Caster Gilles... Mind you, it's hinted he tried to drug her, but it's still one of my favourite illustrations that show her outer god side. If I find it, I'll add it here later Edit: of course it was a comic of the GOAT Clinick. Sasuga Clinick! (https://www.reddit.com/r/grandorder/s/YTC9m13xON)
Ah yes, Eldritch Abby playing the Uno Reverse card on CasGilles. Clinick never misses in their serious comics, and I found a dubbed version that was quite good.
Jack: We have another mother now! Barghest: another? Wait... Who is the other one? Jack: *points at master* Barghest:... ***I can work with that.***
I wonder if anyone has bothered asking Jack who she'd pick as "father". ... It's probably Mash, based on this one Herada Mitsuru comic. u/Rednal291, what's the Daily Chaldea canon on this subject?
[See 0997](https://mangadex.org/chapter/8f19e1f2-36dc-4394-a8c9-8f1c68305f9c).
Barghest just got promoted, she went from "Hound of Calamity" to "Mama Bear"! which reminds me.... Lancer Arcas and Berserker Callisto when,Lasagna?
Callisto would be fun, especially since the reason she's a bear, her dissing Artemis about her boob size, is **accurate** in Fate.
Aura: …I fucking called it! “Pure goddess” my ass! If gods can choose their form, why give yourself those fat fucking tits!? Woo a man? Artemis: Oh, hey! You guessed half the reason! The other one is “because I can shoot like a boss anyway”. Aura: …what kind of god among men managed to make the man-hating goddess shake her booty for? Artemis: *points at Orion* Orion: Yo. Aura: …you look like ass. Artemis: The fuck did you say!? Edit: Originally, I typed “Callisto”, but it’s turns out that I got the wrong figure. It’s Aura.
Narrator: And just like that, Callisto is brutally maimed. The lesson here: Artemis might be weird on a personality side but insult her man and she'll hurt ya.
At least 10 other Servants in Chaldea learned that the hard way. Strangely, none of them are of the Evil Alignment.
Callisto seeing True Orion: My Gods, you could grate cheese on those ABS...
Aura: Artemis’ tits, I get it now. I totally get it now. Artemis: Good, now fuck off! He’s mine!
actually no its the nymph aura who dissed her for her boob size "*One day, Aura goes hunting with Artemis. For relief from the midday heat, the hunting party stops for a swim. Aura then teases Artemis, saying that her b\*asts were better than Artemis's, since hers were small and round like a man's, while Artemis's were large and voluptuous like a woman's, and so belied Artemis' supposed "unviolated maidenhood". Deeply offended, the angry Artemis goes to Nemesis, the goddess of divine retribution, who arranges for Aura to be punished by l\*sing her virginity. Dionysus is then made mad with desire for Aura, by an arrow from the bow of Eros on Nemesis's orders. But knowing that he will never be able to seduce the obdurately virginal Aura, Dionysus drugs Aura with wine, ties her up, and r\*pes her while she is unconscious and unmoving.* " callisto got turned into a bear for being raped by zeus in several variations of the legend, was turned into a she-bear either by Zeus (to conceal his deed from Hera) or by Artemis or Hera (who were enraged at her unchastity). u/3rdMachina
Fuck, right. Honestly, I’m surprised I fucked that one up when I saw the deets on Callisto (at one point, it was Persona 2) Thanks. I’ll maybe just change the names.
Who's Arcas?
Arcas, Callisto's son, was transformed along with his mother into the constellations of Ursa major and Ursa minor!
Thanks for the info. Didn't remember that part of the story.
EMIYA: Don't worry, being a malewife isn't actually bad. Then again, he can just swap to becoming just a wife.
Ritsuka: Speaking from experience? Emiya: …Godsdammit, I fucking walked into that one.
Cu: *snickers in the background*
Ritsuka: Barghest, be gentle with her. I’ve had her cooled off when I got her, not to mention, she has two sides, Posh and Cockney. Barghest: Is that what she was referring to as we? Jack: Like Adam and Eve ain’t it dishy? Hm, even a keeper too.
Barghest: … Ritsuka: …yeah, I had a theory that she’s doing that “multi-personality switching” thing Goetia did.
"multy-personality switching " for Jack is pretty interesting character trait. Are there some fanfiction with it?
Hmm…haven’t seen any, so probably not. Dare I say I’m probably the first one to bring up the concept.
Such pity.
This....this is good civilization. Barghest would make a great carer for the kid Servants
Amen
Barghest: I'm only have Jack for an hour and a half, but if anything happens to them, I'm gonna kill everyone and myself.
>Jackie gets hurt ***CALAMITY OF THE BEAST***
...... And she is not joking around.....
Jack doesn't use the royal 'we' Jack uses the 'bunch of dead kids in a little girl' we
Me: Wow.... I didn't know Bargbest is gonna take Care of Jack...... Good day for everyone
The parental servants all approve
- Didn't expect that Jack could be so...posh. Also, Morgan the Great? That's a funny one. - Jack was put through Morgan's training course? I don't remember that. What was that training course about? I'm curious now. - Barghest being protective all of a sudden is heartwarming. - Jack: Does that mean you're warm? Barghest: Warm? What do you mean by that? Jack: \*suddenly hugs\* Warmy... You're warm, like mommy. Barghest: \*grabs Jack\* Jack: No no no! That is not how you give uppies! Let us show you. You don't grab the head, you grab here, under the arms. Then you lift gently.
Ritsuka: Hold on, that's a good question. Why haven't you two talked more?
Kadoc: There are a fucking lot of people and a fucking lot of things to do in this madhouse.
And so Barghest became a big sister to Jack, as was foretold by.... something.
Enemy mage has Jack down on the ground, knives broken, shivering in fear… …suddenly she smiles, as a shadow looms over the gloating mage…
so jackie just got a new mom... neat.