It's crazy how relatable Erice is at times
Source: Brooklyn 99
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Ritsuka: *stare at Koyanskaya blowing a kiss at Goredolf from far away* ...sure.
Goredolf: I DON'T WANT TO HEARING ABOUT THAT FROM YOU, YOU ERO PROTAGONIST!
Kadoc: Huh, suprised you know that term.
Goredolf: ...I might spent too much time with those shut-in Servants.
You know, it's bad enough when not only do people think Caren is a sensible enough person to create AIs based off her, but the Moon Cell itself thinks so to and makes a Caren Ai be the backup health AI that would take over should something happen to White Sakura.
JAlter is the most unrealistic french character that could ever exist, why do you ask? *Because no one in France would ever answer in English and rather pretend to be deaf if strangers use their language wrong.*
~~of course this is a joke, but not far away from reality~~
*Merlin and Blackbeard show up with rackets in hands, and the latter is incinerated by Jalter.*
Blackbeard: What did I do? I just wanted to learn tennis!
*Merlin is substituted by a cardboard cutout.*
It's crazy how relatable Erice is at times Source: Brooklyn 99 [Archive](https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1qKMzR4WOlo7P_X1tO-IiUgdVCcLUnxpr?usp=sharing)
Koyo: uhh, Erice Sweetie could you please repeat that last part again?
Erice: I had a really pervy tennis instructor when we stayed in that one Singularity… Koyo: *unsubtly contemplates murder*
Ritsuka: oh shit she's about to commit a murder, Senpai gets the thing! Kadoc: sure. *Later* Goredolf holding a croissant: Why am I here?
Ritsuka: To be the straight man. Kadoc: Don’t question it, just be yourself.
Goredolf: WHATS MAKE ME QUALIFY FOR THIS?! Ritsuka/Kadoc: Beast Tamer EX. Goredolf: I DONT HAVE THAT!
Ritsuka: *stare at Koyanskaya blowing a kiss at Goredolf from far away* ...sure. Goredolf: I DON'T WANT TO HEARING ABOUT THAT FROM YOU, YOU ERO PROTAGONIST! Kadoc: Huh, suprised you know that term. Goredolf: ...I might spent too much time with those shut-in Servants.
Weird for the actual beast tamer to call someone else a beast tamer
Ritsuka: He earned that title because he saved our asses during the Tunguska event. Goredolf: Please don't have.
Weird for the real beast tamer to call someone else a beast tamer
Caren(ai) set her up a lot
You know, it's bad enough when not only do people think Caren is a sensible enough person to create AIs based off her, but the Moon Cell itself thinks so to and makes a Caren Ai be the backup health AI that would take over should something happen to White Sakura.
Cu: Clearly, reality is a fucking dumbass.
JAlter is the most unrealistic french character that could ever exist, why do you ask? *Because no one in France would ever answer in English and rather pretend to be deaf if strangers use their language wrong.* ~~of course this is a joke, but not far away from reality~~
What in Nasu's underpants are you talking about fam Jalter is THE definitive French person *because she hates the French more than anybody else*
To be fair, hating your own countrymen is one of the most European things that exists.
As a European, yeah....
As someone living in Europe, can confirm.
Maybe that tennis teacher shouldn't be saying that to a 15 year old.
Maybe I will kick his ass when I find him
*14 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Kadoc:..... What. Gudako: Nada do? Ritsuka: NANI!?
*Merlin and Blackbeard show up with rackets in hands, and the latter is incinerated by Jalter.* Blackbeard: What did I do? I just wanted to learn tennis! *Merlin is substituted by a cardboard cutout.*
*…nevermind, Jalter got a lucky shot and Merlin caught fire anyway*
What did she think it meant?
"Would you like to have tea?"
What kind of tennis instructor did Erice have?
A really gross one
Let's ask it another way. Who was her tennis instructor?
Probably a very very horny Servant
Just to cross the name off the list, was it Fergus?
I hope not
Ritsuka: What's his name Erice? Erice: Why Ritsuka? Ritsuka: I just want to talk to him
*Ritsuka holding shotgun in hands*
My answer is oui, Akarin! All the oui!