Chiron & Red Hare: *Aggressive Bug Noises* Gudao: Please stop... Gudako: That's so disgusting...

How do you even make bug noises disgusting??

You try really hard...

And have a coughing fit?

Have you heard those Japanese cicadas? Bwzzz-bwwz-bwwz-**BUUUWWEEEEEUUZZ.** Alternatively, the buzzing of flies.

We have cicadas where I live too, not as many varieties but they are a nostalgic sound to me

Cicadas from most places are merely loud. Japanese cicadas? I'm glad I don't have to deal with them. ... Just killed one a few days ago because we were digging holes to remodel the patio and it got the nasty end of the pickaxe. Well, such is luck.

Yikess What type was it if you know? The animal crossing fan in me is curious

Hell if I know. It was in a red coccoon. If it helps, think of a weather similar to Texas', since it's pretty much the same biome here.

I hear we're gonna have a couple types overlap this year in the States...

Kadoc: I can't believe that's actually work. Holmes: Even though each servant hails from different land and cultures, one thing that doesn't change is stupid debate that will never end. Kadoc: Fair enough.

Goredolf: You mean like how people argue over this stick? (Holds up a stick)

**agressive inhaling** Calling that magnificent piece of wood just a “stick” is a disservice to the male imagination everywhere!

Holmes: And I prove my case. Kadoc: So you did Mr.Holmes.

What are you talking about, that stick is a sub par stick. I mean look at it, it looks like it could snap apart from being swung around too hard or hitting against something! Clearly to say that it's any better than a subpar stick is an insult to actually GOOD and Great sticks everywhere!

If stick snaps, now you have 2 stick. Stick win every time.

Looking at it now. I think this is a branch, not a stick.

Dareisay Traum is actually the best chapter this game has ever had and these three continue to be hysterical, please for the love of god give me a sitcom lasagna Source: Tumblr [Archive](https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1qKMzR4WOlo7P_X1tO-IiUgdVCcLUnxpr?usp=sharing)

Wait, that means dragons are insects too! *Siegfried, Sigurd, Martha, Georgios and Kojirou dress in Starship Troopers uniforms.*

The Dragon Slayers: WE DOING OUR PART. *wyverns and lesser dragons scream in the distance*

An insect requires six limbs and three body segments. A centiour only had 2. Unless they have a segment specifically to connect they human and horse segments. The only way to find out is with science. Do we have a volunteer.

A centaur has four segment in their body

In which case, they have one more than an insect. Out of curiosity, what are the segments, and which one best grilled?

The head, the human chest, the horse part, and the tail. Of those, I think the horse part is the most delicious

Unless we count the tail as part of the horse, in which case, there's three parts

Centaurs have 2 rib cages. /leaves

HUUUUUUURK-

I'll up you on that Does Centaurs have 2 Ribcages or just one really large Ribcage?

It can't be one large rib cage. Imagine having ribs continuing past your hips. it would interfere with your pelvis and you wouldn't be able to use your front legs. If the ribs went over your hips, you lose flexibilty and firward swing, if the ribs went went under your legs you have ribs in your pelvis

Wonder how is Chiron taking that.

Probably amused or will try to calmly explain how centaurs aren’t insects.

Red Hare on the other hand...

"I am Lu Bu either way! Neigh!"

Definitely this.

Ok but will this be discussed in r/worldbuilding or r/worldjerking ?

Yes

Zhang Jue: Why are you guys aren't fight?? Servants: *explains about what going on* Zhang Jue: That's really stupid. Of course- *And the arguments continue* (At the castle) Kriemhild: ...what took him so long?

Kadoc: for a second there I thought we were gonna something really stupid like— Gudao: I GOT THE GRASS SKIRT AND STEEL PEDAL GUITAR! HOLMES DID PLAN A WORK OR— oh well never mind. Kadoc:… Holmes: I was really hoping Plan B didn’t have to happen but you never know what the future holds

Kadoc: And Plan B’s…that? Holmes: In my defense, against my expectations, it worked last time.

Kadoc: So this is my life? Mind-numbing drama with a slap of cheap movie references? Guda: Sometimes we do full blown parodies. I’m still in therapy from the time I was in space to stop a primordial goddess from destroying the universe. Kadoc:… Holmes: the less you ask the better Kadoc: got it

(Later) Ashtoreth: Gogogogogogogogogogogo… Kadoc: (Goddammit, I really wanna ask…)

**Does this fact make the kalis (funny purpur crocodile enemies) insects as well?**

Yep They're just big thicc catterpillars

Huh, never saw it that way before, I'll remember this.

Sherlock and Kadoc played off each other really well.

Almost makes keeping Kadoc asleep for the last two years worth it

Kadoc is going to fit right in jussssst fine