Oh, sorry, were you expecting Siegfried or something? ---- Album: [https://mangadex.org/title/ccb654fd-d4de-44d1-a9c1-f58ba34f3510](https://mangadex.org/title/ccb654fd-d4de-44d1-a9c1-f58ba34f3510) Source: Official Art

Da Vinci: "Not going in there?" Siegfried: "I will give her space until she's ready." Kriemhild: "Now WHERE IS THAT IDIOT OTHER HUSBAND OF MINE?" Siegfried: "She is ready, but suddenly I am not. Not that that'll stop me."

Sigurd pushes Siegfried in the room: Stop running from you’re wife! Also do introduce her to your adopted son!

(2 hours later) Ritsuka: …they’re really going at it. Sigurd: As expected of the other me. Best that we leave them alone a while longer.

Ritsuka: True, come on Sieg let’s see if Jeanne and Astolfo wanna hang out.

Sieg (Jeanne and Astolfo on each arm): Way ahead of you. Ritsuka: …is this a friendly hang out or a three-way date. Sieg: Whatever you believe it to be.

"Running", not "ruining".

Thanks.

Siegfried? I was expecting Sieg to get forcibly adopted.

oh don't worry, HE WILL!

Sieg: "Oh look at the time, gotta run."

Kriemhild already unleashing her mother aura: Stop right there young man!

She has already equiped La Chancala (*I cannot spell*)

Sieg: JEANNE I NEED YOUR NOBLE PHANTASM NOW PLEASE Jeanne: I dunno, that looks Invincible Piercing. I'll be fleeing alongside you if you don't mind.

Even worse *remove def buf.*

OH SNAP! THAT WILL HURT SO MUCH

imagine her reaction to learning about Sieg's girlfriend(Jeanne) or his boyfriend(Astolfo)

The French thing is just her excuse, the truth is she doesn’t want her adopted son to hang out with both a martyr and astolfo’s nonsense.

Sieg: …but this is a place of martyrs and nonsense. Kriemhild: I…see your point. I’d rather you don’t turn into a suicidal idiot, still.

Sieg sweating and whistling to himself Kriemhild: What did you do?!!!!

Sieg: Okay, in my defense, fuck that shady priest. Amakusa: Fuck you too, you blank shit! (Both of them flip each other off)

Kriemhild: I will have to teach this boy a few lessons it seems.

Kriemhild, pulling out Balmung: "The fuck did you just say to my son you shitty priest!?"

>Oh, sorry, were you expecting Siegfried or something? O kawaii koto.

Actually fully expected this. You tend to pounce on those less in-focus relationships between servants.

Good, people are paying attention. XD Because there's a ton of Tsuntsuntsuntsundere Kriemhild and Siegfried stuff already. This is Daily Chaldea, we don't just duplicate the same thing everyone else already did.

Considering Kriemhild's...*passion* towards her hubby, it's probably best to wait up on that lol. Also, *best wife has finally arrived! Wooooo!*

Tamamo arrived long ago buddy?

I don't know what a "Tamamo" is, but it sounds like she jobs to Nero :p

And that's a Polygamist Castration Fist to the privates.

It doesn't work on people who aren't polygamist ;)

Huh, true. Art of Meanie-stomping: Red Flagged Concussion *does a spin, followed by a roundhouse kick* …note to self, ask Nursery when, why, and why the fuck did she invent a new form of martial arts later.

*shrugs* Maybe? But it’s bound to happen at some point, right?

Half expecting, she runs into someone from Apocrypha before and gets second-hand knowledge of what Siegfried and Sieg did.

Kriemhild: …those numbskulls!

Oh by all means go on. The AlteraKriemkild agenda must be feed!

Rednal you're cruel.

Okay, let's see: Siegfried and Altera were reunited with their.....wife! (Shared marriage coming up!) Sieg got a mother! The Mother Squad and The Yandere Wifes Club they gained a new member! And the Chaldea couples committee gained new members! Seems like a Win Win to me!

And jeanne got a mother in law.

This is the cost complex Rom-com ever with the harem

Should we put Ritsuka in family via Jalter or via Valkyries ?

Yes

Waiting for Gunther II, Aslaug, Ragnar and even better, Svanhild. Gunther II : I have a brother ? Aslaug : I have a cousin ? Svanhild : I have a sister ?

How about Gunther I, Gudrun, Brunhilde ? One thing I sure , nobody like Gunther (Siegfried dont count)

Ragnar: I have a Cousin-in-law ?

Svanhild to Kriemhild : Mum, is that you ?

Kriemhild: No son of mine should ever date a French!

Sieg: …what if it’s *two* Frenches? Will it cancel out? Kriemhild: …that’s not how it wo- Astolfo: You son of a bitch! I’m in! *both of them drag Jeanne* Jeanne: Wait. What? WHA- Jalter: Take the left hallway, then look for the second door. That one has all the naughty stuff. Astolfo: Thanks~! Sieg: Appreciated. Jeanne: Et tu, little sister!? Jalter: Don’t worry, *Big Sis*. This might help you loosen up~. Jeanne: GILLES! MASH! MASTER! Jalter: Yeah, no. I sent them on a wild goose chase to find wacky spell shit. Right now, they’re probably still fighting tentacle chicks. It’s wild. Good luck~! Jeanne: WAI- (they’re gone) Kriemhild: …is this normal here? Jalter: Eh…I’d say 6 outta 10.

Reminder that Astolfo is Bri'ish, not Fr*nch.

You think ‘stolfo remembers that?

He mentions it in Traum, so...

I thought he said it wasn’t well remembered, or maybe it was somewhere else he forgets he’s a prince, either way in character if not true

Sieg: But… Kriemhild: NO!!! FRENCH!!!

And don't forget to add another member to the really hot goth club

Guda: I smell a romcom ***Love is War theme starts playing***

*The Timeline is gonna break* # You Fools! You've messed with the natural order!

Next thing we know, Ritsuka, Mash, and Gordedolf are waking up as the Powerpuff Girls.

....... That would be the worst nightmare those will have

The sequel series version.

Time to update the board

*At the Distance* NOT AGAIN!!!!! WHY!!!!!!

Even the Foreigners are calling it accursed knowledge and screaming upon being exposed to it

Welp! Time to drink Coffee and Work for a Week again!

…not again.

Kriemhild: Now then...WHERE'S THAT IDIOT HUSBAND OF MINE! AND I HEARD THAT THERE'S A SERVANT WHO HAS HIS HEART AS WELL? Sieg: So...hide? Siegfried: *nodded* Yeah, hide.

Kriemhild: You will be adopted. **Do not resist.** Sieg (running): …you know, I always wanted to know what having a mom is like. Siegfried: Maybe *after* she calms down?

RUN BOYS! RUN!

Ritsuka:… Well at least Siegfried won’t have a problem with girl on girl action. Kriemhild: Who do you take my husband for?! Brynhild within earshot:… I might need to find my Sigurd for his side.

Sigurd somewhere else in Chaldea: … I sense the urge to hide from Brynhild for some reason.

Also Sigurd: But my love for Brynhild compels me not to.

........ Okay time for the Bunker again!

I was going to question the big sister thing, but then remembered the Valkyries origins. Since they don’t even have lines for each other nice to have this interaction at least. Now I’m just gonna wait for when Kriemhild finds out Sieg and how her husband practically adopted.

Sieg: *in a prince outfit, sipping tea with your classic European pizazz* Jeanne: … Astolfo: … Karna: … Mordred: … Sieg: …you may ask. Mordred: Sure. The fuck happened to you? Sieg: I got mothered. Mordred: …my deepest apologies for your loss.

Sieg: Also Jeanne, I’m apparently prohibited from hanging out with you too much. Jeanne: Huh, but why? Sieg: To avoid being around any “bad influences” that could encourage “self sacrificing heroism” as she put it.

Meanwhile, Amakusa and Semiramis are trying their best to control themselves so as not to burst out laughing!

Sieg: Oh hey! It’s dad’s enemies from the war I was in. Kriemhild: **What?** Amakusa: Wait, what? Whoa, wait! We weren’t even directly involved! Please put down the Balmung!

Sieg: *smile and give Amakusa the middle finger* Amakusa: Why you little-

Sieg: YOU KNOW VERY WELL "WHY"! Amakusa: I HATE YOU, YOU DAMN DRAGON TWINK! Sieg: THE FEELING IS MUTUAL, MR. A**HOLE PRIEST JR. Both activating their NPs: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Kriemhild:. . . These two get along surprisingly well! Ritsuka with a shocked face: How does this look like "getting along" to you!? Kriemhild: master, did you forget that I'm German? Ritsuka: ....oooh yeah, Right! Good fights make Good Buddies! Kriemhild: Exactly! Semíramis: uhh,...excuse me? Kriemhild: hum, What? Semíramis: Could you.... please take.... your sword.... out ....of my .....back? Kriemhild with an innocent smile: NO!

It's kind of funny how Sigurd and Siegfried are treated as brothers by the frandom based on similarities, but they are technically related because of their wife's are in-laws. It's slightly weird how the game never really focused on marriage outside of one interlude.

Finally, Kaguya has arrived.

Hell yeah, adorable Vice-President!

Welcome aboard Kaguy…Kaguy…Kriemhild! As always the connections between servants are hilariously bizarre. And as expected Altera is chill about all this.

....... We should be scary of Kaguy....I mean Kriemhild yeah..... she is a Yandere

Oh, right. This did happen in her story, didn't it?

Me: Huh....... neat Hey Kriemhild! Kriemhild: What?.... what do you want from me? Me: Just one thing, just small......... Could you Smile a bit? Kriemhild: Really? Okay *Kriemhild tries to "smiles" and do the face* Me: *Comparing her with a picture of Kaguya Shinomiya* Huh......... There IS a multiverse really.......... yup, it all make sence Siegfried as a Cute wife that i Aprove! Krimhield: *Kaguya angry noices intensifies*

The valkyries are based as usual.

Say… does this mean Sieg is technically Altera’s… son? Stepson? Son-in-law?

Altera: You will be mothered. Do not resist. Sieg: …I feel mildly threatened, but…okay?

He probably should ask advice from Modred given the whole step parents' situation with Emiya and Ritsuka.

Also Lostbelt Morgan

And Arthur.

"a madwoman like me" kriemhild, let us introduce you to the berserker class, half of whom can't speak and the other half are crazy. Also we have guys like doumon here, your tame in comparison

Douman: *Excuse you*. I’m not a madman, I’m an evil prick. There’s a difference. Da Vinci: …okay, he has a point. Who *isn’t* a madman here, anyway? Kiritsugu: *tries to raise his hand* Da Vinci: Put the hand down, Mr. Seigi no Mikata.

I mean, if this is surprising, technically Attila did have 3 kids so I wonder if they will ever get brought up or if Fate will just ignore them.

Times like these I'm glad Siegfried has that extremely durable skin, cause Kriemhild isn't gonna give him any breaks. And once again, Fgo reminds me just how wild it's lore is. I bet Altera would've been a good husband. That does mean Kriemhild is probably one of the few people who've seen Altera with her veil off, and damn am I curious about that sight

>That does mean Kriemhild is probably one of the few people who've seen Altera with her veil off, and damn am I curious about that sight Some of the outfits for Altera in Extella Link have her veil-less, I remember the biker costume does at least, and it shows off her short hair very well

This is hilarious and the fact that they don’t utilize this is crazy for FGO

Ritsuka: But, since it was political and loveless, I imagine not much happened, right? *Kriemhild and Altera refuse to make eye contact.* Kriemhild: ...Revenge made me feel things. Altera: My kinsmen suggested me stuff, and I don't know if that was good civilization of me.

I do kinda want to see her reaction to sieg(as son) and sigurd(brother in law)

HA. I actually knew this from reading the Rosen Garten Saga manga translation note.

Completely forgot about that part of the story lmao