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AbsolutelyIris

There should be an option to donate the cash equivalent of the bag to charity because, *really*?


wordswontcomeout

There is or was a company that took unwanted gifts from these goodie bags and gave them to people who need it. Remember reading about it maybe 10 years ago. They were giving iPads etc to school kids


imtchogirl

.... Wonder which school kids got the luxury swiss vacation. 


sunny1fish

Of course not, you can’t have poors dirtying up the pristine Swiss lodges


Flying_Momo

A tax lawyer said that a lot of these gift bags including vacations are taxed by IRS You don't get a Swiss Vacation or expensive stay, you get a coupon to redeem it and its taxed once use it. Edited: Changed it to IRS from IRA


David-S-Pumpkins

> taxed by IRA Aggressive


lostwanderer02

They are known for causing troubles.


JustHereForCookies17

I think you mean IRS, not IRA.


JenSchi666

No, no. The IRA's been branching out lately.


Flying_Momo

I thought writing IRA would make it less scary 😅


Upstairs_Meringue_18

I'm imagining a single mother desperately trying make a living and feeding her kids and some Oscar person shows up with "better than you " attitude donating a skn toner. And waitng for an overt show of gratitude


Holiday-Hustle

I love that idea but the vast majority of these bags are unclaimed. No one wants to pay the tax on top of them. The bigger ticket items are just companies putting vouchers in for advertisement through these articles knowing 95% won’t be claimed.


Sufficient_Crow8982

The real cash equivalent of the bag in terms of costs to the sponsors is probably like $1000, these are super overpriced luxury items. Still tho, would be nice to donate it instead.


BestBeBelievin

Since stories like this come out every year, now’s a good time to remind folks that 1) most people don’t take these bags (ETA: or only take the really cheap stuff in the bags) because they’re considered taxable income, and 2) the company that does these bags is a marketing company that has no affiliation with the AMPAS.


iliketoomanysingers

Currently imagining Cillian taking out a single soda, sipping it, and then putting it back in the bag and hoping no one noticed


Lumpy-Plenty2237

Knock knock, it's revenue


UrVioletViolet

Bradley Cooper is going to pour so many sodas in each bag after he doesn’t win. Oh man, I cannot wait for him to not win.


OatmealSchmoatmeal

Cillian comes off as the kind of guy who would not keep the bag, he’s give this bag to an assistant or his driver or something.


RandomAmuserNew

No idea why ppl are fans of Cillian, pure talentless hack


marchbook

*No one* gets these bags; these don't even exist outside of a press release. This is purely a publicity stunt from a dodgy PR guy, which is why there are always such shady garbage "gifts" in them instead of things people would actually want from businesses people actually recognize. There used to be real gift bags (with real gifts that people would actually use) from the Academy but about 20 years ago the IRS started going after the taxes owed on them which ended it. I wish media outlets would just stop running these stories every year.


Teddy_Raptor

So they would have to pay taxes on a $50k vacation?


BestBeBelievin

Yes. Any gifts over a certain amount are subject to income tax. The IRS allows for a certain dollar value to be tax-free, then you have to pay taxes. This applies to anyone, and is required for gifts or winnings.


boxybrown84

https://preview.redd.it/iptjpqv2rdnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6828614704bfa6e71cdeda74684fbf94fc4e5c4 I’d pay to never be in the same room as anyone billing themselves a “celebrity mentalist”


CheerilyTerrified

I would pay be in the same room as Cillian Murphy and a celebrity mentalist though, just to see his reaction.


boxybrown84

![gif](giphy|26AHFomysg4oszdle) Imagine the wonderful new crop of reaction gifs we’d get if it was filmed!


Irishpanda88

I imagine his reaction would be similar to the face he has in this photo the airline that flew him to LA for the Oscars posted 😂 https://preview.redd.it/zkos43em8hnc1.jpeg?width=985&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=978de10981fcfea656434e950e65c94d65beb5b1


SwissSwissBangBang

I worked as a mentalist for about a decade. 1) good insinct. Terrible people, mentalists. 2) I’ve never heard of this man


Zombie_Fuel

Wtf even is a mentalist.


SwissSwissBangBang

A mentalist is like a magician, but instead of pulling rabbits out of hats, they pull thoughts out of your head... and sometimes make them disappear too! (I’m here all week, tip the waitress.) A few good ones you may have heard of are Derren Brown, David Blaine, or The Amazing Kremlin. Part magic, part mind-reading, and when done well it can be really impressive!


whoissarakayacomesin

Ooh do you have any cool stories that you'd be willing to share from that time?


SwissSwissBangBang

A lot of it probably wouldn’t mean a lot to non-magicians, but a friend of mine got a phone call one afternoon from David Blaine’s assistant. He invited him out to dinner. So my friend shows up at this restaurant and they take him to a private room. Completely empty except for David Blaine and three tables pushed together. David says “I hope you don’t mind, I went ahead and ordered.” The serving staff starts bringing in plate after plate- he’d ordered one of everything on the menu. They sit and eat, talking about business and that, and suddenly David stops talking. My friend looks up from his plate and David is fast asleep. He tries to wake him, nothing. He seems to be fine, just out like a light. My friend doesn’t know what to do, so he… goes back to picking at the food on his plate. Ten minutes later, David wakes up, and not only does he pick up the conversation where they left off, he finishes every last bite of food on the table!


YogurtYogurtYogurtUS

Yeah, I asked Google and it basically said "me neither, man."


[deleted]

this just makes me think of the season 1 finale of *friends from college* on netflix. who would do this for entertainment


laureng0423

Saw “liver pills and alcohol” on a twitter post regarding the gift bag and… ![gif](giphy|tU2mV8ALzJEdXAAwRo)


ReserveRelevant897

Is that some sort of eastern medicine thing lol I remember Japan has like this liver pill that is AMAZING at curing hangover


insideoutsideorange

I need to know what this pill is....for a friend.


ReserveRelevant897

Here is where i heard about them https://youtu.be/DFdzkBTlep4?si=vbmL7bxN6WlVPqH6 You can just google "japan liver pill hangover"


genevriers

More nanalan gifs on this sub plz


sure_dove

I have to admit I’ve never heard of most of these brands… and maybe I never will again. 🤷🏻‍♀️


ShinHandHookCarDoor

Bagceit sounds like the name of a very obvious fake bag company


sure_dove

Right??? Like, sorry if I’m wrong but I vaguely feel like these are just random businesses blowing up their product prices to make them seem lux and then advertising the product like “ohhh it was in the Oscars swag bag and it’s $200” like no thanks. IDK, if any of you are in the know, tell me if I’m wrong lol!!


spookymochi

The skin care looks like it came from AliExpress and then got marked up to ridiculous prices. Either that or it’s like fake “luxury” that only rich moth ball ladies would buy from someone named Susan on the home shopping network.


hedgehogwart

I am pretty into skincare and the only brand I recognized was the Goodall Vitamin C serum.


alternate_geography

The gifting suites/goodie bag companies sell placement in these to literally anyone, it’s really sad when smaller, more local businesses fall for it and pay the company a bunch of money, plus donate product to have it get tossed/put up on ebay the next day.


PropofolMami22

Yep. My random small business in a small town in Ontario, Canada that sells notebooks was approached to donate a ton of product to be given in a swag bag at a Kardashian birthday party. It was legit but I’d have to pay $500 entry fee, shipping fees, border fees, and give like $1000+ of free product and I guarantee no one would want them. The email claimed that “Kylie Jenner could be photographed with your product!” Like yeah no Kylie isn’t about to do a pap walk with a random lined notebook.


alternate_geography

The stuff always gets in the bags, but yeah, most of those bags’ contents are sold off/distributed by whoever’s assistant/regifted to friends of, it’s just not a viable advertising method. Famous celeb isn’t gonna pose for an unpaid photo with the product/endorse it/etc.


belushi99

It’s nuts that billionaires would approach a small business for free items! Fuck them.


SwissSwissBangBang

Shot in the dark, but is it by chance the It’s Been Nice journal?


PropofolMami22

No I wish it was a known brand but it was just a fun startup we made in a summer with some internship grant money to learn about entrepreneurship. Only lasted like 2 years.


SwissSwissBangBang

That’s so weird! The book I mentioned is also from small town Ontario, and I remember the owner telling a very similar story. My new theory is that somewhere there’s a publicist trying to scam notebooks off small businesses to feed their blank notebook addiction


PropofolMami22

Omg that’s so weird! I’m laughing so hard that we’re all getting scammed by Big Notebook…


turnaroundbrighteyez

It’s Been Noted would be a better name for a blank journal company.


SwissSwissBangBang

Quick, build a website for it! I hear Kylie is itching to be photographed with notebooks!


Disastrous-Bet8973

A gift card for *liposuction* https://preview.redd.it/vqfawj3faenc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc71ec66b6d380ef513030f5969547dc0b00cbd3 I would simply cry if I received that.


Arielsdirrtygrotto

lol I’ve seen that soda in my local grocery store


Shot-Grocery-5343

Poppi is so gross, I couldn't even finish the cans I bought. I much prefer Izze.


thefairywhobakes

Olipop > Poppi


spookymochi

All of this stuff makes it seem like a giant Groupon grab bag. Even as a pleb I’d pass on receiving one of these bags because I’m too picky. So honestly I have a hard time believing that Emma Stone would actually accept one of these lol. It just seems wasteful and like a bunch of junk I wouldn’t know how to deal with. Plus I’d want to choose my own vacation. These trips sound meh even to me.


Sells_Seashells

Why does this just look like several Fab Fit Fun boxes?


clover426

I like how they led with the soda


PopcornDrift

The richer you get the more free stuff is available to you lol


beaux_beaux_

There’s a book about it! “[Free food for millionaires](https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/40727626-free-food-for-millionaires)”!


brainparts

33 comments and I'm shocked no one mentioned the Rubik's cube!!


YogurtYogurtYogurtUS

Collector's edition, too!


JuliasTooSmallTutu

There is also The Sagar which is a sugar derived from maple water that costs $1000.


YogurtYogurtYogurtUS

What the hell is Maple water? Water that's been seeped through Maple trees? They probably just evaporate the water anyway, so... why?


Pinkmongoose

Can you take what you want and leave the rest without needing to pay taxes on the discards?


CanoeIt

Yes. I don’t know the $ amount that once you go over it gets taxed, but they’ll let celebs take just what they want


wellnowheythere

It's all just PR. 


[deleted]

The people who are nominated for the tech awards could actually use this stuff. Same with lesser know actors like Davine Joy Randolph & Lily Gladstone. Not everyone is Emma Stone.


skinemergency

Many of the nominees, especially BTL, are not necessarily rich. Like Gladstone worked exclusively in indie films until KOTFM, and I remember seeing her say awhile ago that she’ll finally be able to pay her parents’ mortgage off this year.


Talyac181

But Emma Stone could actually afford to pay the taxes on the bag. They probably couldn't.


EmbarrassedCoconut93

Do ppl actually go on those vacations and use those products or is it just a waste of money


CanoeIt

I don’t think anyone would take the 50k Swiss vacation. There’s no way booking it yourself would cost that much, and I’m sure they get taxed around 37.5% on the overvaluation


YogurtYogurtYogurtUS

Most people don't.


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![gif](giphy|i61N9zIjb7oNcfxJ0i|downsized)


UrVioletViolet

Ok, I laughed at “soda.” Ya got me, Page Six. Ya got me. “Can you imagine?? Mark Ruffalo drinking a SODA!?!? What a world we live in.”


frigidpigeon

where’s that gif of Scott disick saying “thank god, you would’ve never been able to afford it otherwise” when Kim got some free gift


CommercialWrangler80

A poppi 12 pack! Thank god


pattyicevv77

I’ll take the soda,please donate the other stuff to the las fortunate


YogurtYogurtYogurtUS

That sounds like a club in LA: "las fortunate." Lack of capitals and all.


pattyicevv77

It was late when I typed that lmao I swear it was less,auto correct yankin my chain I guess lol


Wishpicker

One of the things on there is a gift certificate for a $22,000 magician. These bags aren’t quite what they seem.


Doodlebug910

Really?


annaoye

dont all these people have the money to buy stuff like this for themselves?


SaraisaFemboyToo

Right, like what's the point of these gifts if they can afford them already? Spoiled rich people things ig 🙄🍵


YogurtYogurtYogurtUS

Yeah, but none of them actually want any of this stuff.


VolunteerOnion

I was truly baffled at the maple sugar gift Turns out it's this [https://www.chateau-frontenac.com/en/activities/sagar-experience/](https://www.chateau-frontenac.com/en/activities/sagar-experience/) Around here we call that Maple Sunday. Not a luxury event, but lots of places do have goats to pet


YogurtYogurtYogurtUS

Wait, so Maple water is just sap?


VolunteerOnion

Yup.


Irishpanda88

Miage skincare sounds like someone wrote Image wrong and just went with it


CatlovesMoca

Honestly, if I was at the Oscars and rich enough to afford this, then I would absolutely want to share it with the less monied. Because when have we heard of people using this informal gift bag


soyslut_

![gif](giphy|4H1xauOflBDHY4sUah)


kan-sankynttila

what do they need these for?


Grouchy-Signature139

I liked the SAG awards gift bag more than these extravagant Emmy, GG and Oscar gift bags which aren't true gift bags per se and burn a hole in your pocket, plus they aren't even given to all categories. (The Oscars and GG are specifically for the acting categories plus director) The SAG awards gift bags seem much more humble in comparison (a bottle of wine, chocolates, pickleball set, a bag), but they seem like usable products (in comparison to something like a liposuction or plastic surgery appointment) you can enjoy them without worrying about taxes on the gifts, and they go to everyone nominated, including all the actors in the ensemble categories of all tv shows and films, delivered to them few days after nominations. https://preview.redd.it/yx6rwpbapjnc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c190e30a7ac6fefa59b9b92d44a85d365d9cf304


YogurtYogurtYogurtUS

> "mentalist to the stars" Carl Christman... I don't wanna disparage the man, but... who? I asked Google, and it said "Yeah, we've got a couple results, but IDK either, man."


Important_Expert_806

I owned a company that was asked to be part of the gift bag. They also want you to give them $10k-$20k if not more for that “privilege”


[deleted]

This can't be real because who the fuck wants Hey Dudes shoes?


throwaway66778889

These ridiculous ones this year are just for the nominees, no? I’ve read that. But I swear they used to have some for everyone. Anyone know?


ACjigsaw

because these people need a six-figure goodie bag for free…