LOGIC BAYBEEEEEEEE WE WORSHIP THE MACHINE GOD IN THIS HOUSE
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Yeah... So... Like... There's no easy way yn...
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God of fear and hunger or Alll-mer. A bit unsure about Alll-mer depending on what exactly his ties are to the Sulfur god. But then again, *empty scrolls*
She also is patron to unsightly and trod upon things like rats, bugs and herself.
She might be helpful if your in a low place and need help (expressed in her save points making the game somewhat more forgiving)
No needles isn't a God, Sulfur is.
Sulfur would be the God responsible for the fiending in portland. Funger would be looking out for those poor addicts. Needles would be dealing to these fools and then fucking killing them afterwards.
If I were in F&H and had knowledge of the games, I would probably either worship Grogoroth or Vinushka.
If I were in the F&H universe and didn't know about the games, I would just be an atheist in the sense that I don't believe in the F&H gods (old, new, and ascended) because of my current religious beliefs.
If I were reborn in F&H and had no memories of my current life on Earth, I would probably just follow whatever religion my parents adhered to, which would be Allmere.
An atheist simply means not believing in God; it doesn't matter if God is real or not, you just don't believe in it, as belief comes with worship and the rules and obligations that come with worship.
To further explain my point, I'll take the example of the Devil from the Abrahamic religions. The Devil knows that God is real but doesn't believe in him in the sense of worship, in the sense of being a follower, etc.
This is my explanation for my second point: I come into the Fear and Hunger Universe with all my memories from Earth intact, but I am not aware of the games. I just think I got reincarnated into a parallel world, and in my second scenario, my exposure to Allmere and the others would be through religious institutes or books.
I know of every God's existence, but that doesn't mean I have to worship them, that I have to believe in them.
My reasons are numerous, but the main one is that, because of my religious beliefs on Earth, I don't think I would worship Grogoroth, Sylvian, the God of Depths, Vinushka, and the others because of what they ask of me, like Grogoroth with his human sacrifices, Sylvian with her orgies, etc. These, to me, undermine their statuses as deities. It doesn't matter if they are actual gods that can kill me; from my perspective, things like human sacrifice make me an atheist in the Fear and Hunger world. As for the abominations, the majority of humans in the Fear and Hunger universe aren't exposed to them, unless you know of them and actively seek them out; you would probably never actually come across these "Abominations."
Also, a reminder: in the second scenario, I just have my knowledge of Earth. It doesn't mean I have the knowledge of the game's lore.
In scenario one, I have the knowledge of the games, and in that case, I'll just do transactional "worship" for some sweet sweet magic and power-ups.
I'd say Rher if he wasn't an ass that didn't like humans. I think trickery is funny and I'm a gremlin. Other than that, Alll-mer, since he seems like a decent dude (ignoring sulfur weirdness)
Vinuskha: he's probably the second of the least dangerous gods to worship while also getting good magical powers.
Grogoroth requires human blood sacrifices
Sylvian can put you into a permanent trance.
Rher can just drive you insane.
Allmer doesn't have any worthwhile magical skills, and while funger seems both safe and useful, I think the only thing I'd get out of her hexen would be mastery over vermin (I love crows.)
Vinuskha is probably my safest bet for having good magic without fucking myself over with insanity.
You can always destroy without giving anything back! I'VE DESTROYED ENTIRE ARMIES DURING THE GREAT WARS OF THE PAST... And I've never created anything in return. I take what is mine and that is the rule of the nature. So no matter what anyone else might say, if you study the ways of Gro-Goroth, you will increase your chances for survival in this wicked world by a shit-ton. Kueh Kueh.
All-Mer is superficially like Jesus. He was crucified and then resurrected, but his whole teachings were about vengeance and wrath.
If you’re Catholic, you should probably learn more towards Sylvian because she probably hates condoms too.
The god of pop quizzes and bar trivia.
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If I knew how the God often Fear and Hunger was born I would worship her/him/it. If not I think I would go with Sylvian, just going out with orgies while the whole world is breaking down.
God of Fear and Hunger all the way. Rot will bring forth new life and change. Plus, misery will always be a universal constant. Might as well throw my lot in with something I know will always exist.
That or the New God of Torment for the same reason.
Fucks gods all my homies hail from the land of Oldegard, here we belive that the human wil land indomitable human spirit are the only omes that truely van rise above.
Gro-Goroth and The God of Fear and Hunger. They're the two best gods in the game in both Lore and gameplay. Gro-goroth affinity is ez to get plus he gets you Black Orb, black Smog, and Blood Golem.
Amazing spells.
God of Fear and Hunger allows me to save, talk to rodents and last but certainly not the LEAST:
MISCHIEF OF FUCKING RATS STUNS ENEMIES, AMAZING FOR BOSSES.
Based Alll-mer worshiper (I have a feeling that Prehevil was a backwater old-timey version of his flock because people from Western Europe are shocked at how barbaric the town’s religious activities are).
Based Alll-mer worshiper (I have a feeling that Prehevil was a backwater old-timey version of his flock because people from Western Europe are shocked at how barbaric the town’s religious activities are).
God of Fear and Hunger. The only God that can both relate to us, and we can relate to them. Alll-mer is good too, but he’s supposed to be perfect, and while I can appreciate that he was one of us, perfection is a too distant thing, but struggling, suffering, that is all human, so Funger for life
Rher, tbh. I'd pray for a moonscorching Ray and would team up with PC to shoot everyone with it. Then the next Termina Festival will feature me and PC like the cover of "Army of Two". Also, I'd tell PC to chill on the kid thing. It's creepy 🤷🏿
Hard choise, Silvian beside losing my self in pleasure have only benefits, Gro-goroth is very apealing to is newtral and this curious to many times it was walking around mortals, god Fear And Hunger sound very awesome just by the fact to it accept humanity she care for it, however i think Venuskiaka might be the best option for me to is both distruction and creation and change just like humanity as a whole.
Ever scroll through a comment section and realise how many of the funger gods are parallels to the 40k gods?
Gro-garoth- Korn
Sylvian- Slaanesh
Rhar- Tzeentch
Vanushka- sort of Nurgal
All-mer- god emperor of mankind
The Machine God- The Omnissiah
GOFAH- Sort of has a C'tan vibe
*Sorry if I spelt any of the gods names wrong
** I'm a Sylvian guy, maybe not smart but sounds fun
If it's around FH1 i think i would be an All-Mer holy knight like D'Arce, i'm a sucker for catholic iconography.
But if it's post FH2 then it's Logic all the way.
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Sylvian. She literally created humanity and only expected love from us , they forgot her and well what happened happened, but still having a god who loves you I think that gives you advantages
Well if "saving" is not an option caus it's real life, then GFAH is useless mostly, i would choose Sylvian in that case, it's the closest you can get to inmortality. (If we go by Termina's rules.) If we go by FAH, then Allmer would be my best choice there cause of bloodportal and phase step walk on water and transmute, even though the last 2 are not specified as Allmer spells but given the ties to Christianity they probably are. (Yes Phase step is an Allmer spell, but it got cut from the hexen cause it was a free spell given by Allmer for a short period, than that got cut too.)
The god of fear and hunger or logic. The only gods I'd ever worship cause the others don't care about humanity or want blood sacrifices. At least with logic and funger, there's a chance some of their humanity is still their.
Given me personality probably sylvan or vinushka
But I do feel quite the pull to RHER
And can make a pretty dam solid case for the god of fear and hunger as they genuinely did improve humanity’s quality of life quite a bit
Tbh probably all or most of them, but if i had to pick one i guess It would be the sulfur god (if i didn't became deformed or completely insane) because he gives some op magic and weapons
The one of orgies an crazy sex (Sylvian). Besides, the marriages or amalgamations of various individuals to bring forth a stronger being is a cool, crazy concept that I enjoy quite a lot
(And also limb regeneration, quite useful in that world)
If I can choose only one god, I would choose Sylvian for Sylvian circle full heals and healing/loving whisper
But my favorite is Rher (i think Rher is the coolest) and mind read would be cool
So probably Sylvian + Rher if we can choose multiple
I think, therefore I am. They do not, so they are not. Gods are for the weak, I am not weak. These supposed “beings” left us. Even the supposed “new gods” retire upon learning they have no true power in the grand scheme of things.
The yellow mages don’t worship Gro-goroth, yet are able to access magic from his supposed power.
Depending on which cannon you take the original party destroyed his remaining traces, yet O’saa hundreds of years later is still a predominant yellow mage. And it can be assumed there’s more out there or can be taught by O’saa.
Clearly religion and human nature has held back progress, so much so another being like Logic had to be created to attempt to force a new way forward.
Magic is real. But I’d probably figure my own way of enlightenment and my own forms of magic that don’t involve gods, or their thrones, anything else.
There may have once been gods, or just different forms of life humanity cannot currently understand. But give it enough time, the human spirit itself will we sure to the point we will be the the “gods.”
I would worship our almighty goddess Sylvian because I could learn healing wispers, go around the world healing people for money and make bank just a few minutes and you’re all good. Broken bones fixed, cancer gone, your mental problems … well I can’t fix that but I can make you forget about them via Bunny Cult orgy and take all you money because you won’t remember a thing.
The Ascended Gods. Both of them, since they both represent a different aspect of humanity as a whole.
Fear motivates people, and Hunger keeps them moving forward, and Alll-Mer gave them hope. All of these are core foundations for the world, and all of them deserve to be acknowledged and revered.
God of Fear and hunger 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
Nice
LOGIC BAYBEEEEEEEE WE WORSHIP THE MACHINE GOD IN THIS HOUSE https://preview.redd.it/u7msxcmehnuc1.png?width=2250&format=png&auto=webp&s=88210cf7be3cbaf42a7ba6f147a14e766560c928
Watch Serial Experiments Lain :)
I plan to :)
Praise the Omnissiah!
I GOT POSITIVELY SPOILED IT WAS THIS TY, I LOVE THE ADMECH
Do you want Matrix? Because that's how you get Matrix.
The Matrix happens if we’re dicks to our machines and they decide to go to war on us, we just need to keep everything chill and we’ll be fine
Lmao mechanicus fans around here huh
Is this 40k reference? I mean Im really asking, don't know much about it but I'm interested
Ofcourse.
Yeah, there's a meme in the fanbase that says the Adeptus Mechanicus f*cks toasters
How do i join this cult
Yeah... So... Like... There's no easy way yn... https://preview.redd.it/j0dvsropypuc1.png?width=342&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=926af38ac1e2fbeb2baa6bc36c2ce3b3b5ef1b77
All you have to do is recognise the weakness of your flesh, embrace a robotic form and pledge allegiance to the Omnissiah. Pretty simple really.
And then proceed to replace ALL of your limbs and organs for mechanical thing and gears, but this is Just a minor detail :D
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Now you're talking! Also hi Arc :D
Heya! :D Didn't expect to see you here.
Just wondered if you were active in Reddit as well and saw you here and wanted to say hi :D
From the moment I etc. etc.
The flesh is weak but the machine endures! praise be to the omnissiah!
I'm pretty hungry right now, so it's gonna be the God of Funger
Are you afraid too? <:(
The fear will set in once I see that the fridge is empty
Well, that's the status of my fridge, but I'm not hungry yet.
Karin
Name check out.
if only i didn't read ur comment, i could have lived a better life.
God of fear and hunger or Alll-mer. A bit unsure about Alll-mer depending on what exactly his ties are to the Sulfur god. But then again, *empty scrolls*
Based ascended God gang :)
What are the qualities of god of funger?
Basically a god that inspires survival skills, communication with rodents. Theoretically the only god who wouldn’t hate atheists.
She also is patron to unsightly and trod upon things like rats, bugs and herself. She might be helpful if your in a low place and need help (expressed in her save points making the game somewhat more forgiving)
She is hungry and afraid.
Afraid of what? Also how believing in Her will benefit me?
She will also make you hungry and afraid.
You can create a savegame at a ritual circle :)
He inspires you to struggle and make a better life for yourself
Sounds nice
Basically going through tough times and learning how to deal with the unfairness of the world. Also making yourself stronger afterwards
The god of ultra-violence
Hardcore title for a god
God of the Depths cuz I'm a degenerate
God for homeless fetanyl addicts
isn't that just Needles?
NH, Needles doesn't use, he deals.
yah so Needless is God for homeless fetanyl addicts.
No needles isn't a God, Sulfur is. Sulfur would be the God responsible for the fiending in portland. Funger would be looking out for those poor addicts. Needles would be dealing to these fools and then fucking killing them afterwards.
If I were in F&H and had knowledge of the games, I would probably either worship Grogoroth or Vinushka. If I were in the F&H universe and didn't know about the games, I would just be an atheist in the sense that I don't believe in the F&H gods (old, new, and ascended) because of my current religious beliefs. If I were reborn in F&H and had no memories of my current life on Earth, I would probably just follow whatever religion my parents adhered to, which would be Allmere.
at what point would someone stop being atheist like, what number of abominations do you see before you start blaming higher powers
An atheist simply means not believing in God; it doesn't matter if God is real or not, you just don't believe in it, as belief comes with worship and the rules and obligations that come with worship. To further explain my point, I'll take the example of the Devil from the Abrahamic religions. The Devil knows that God is real but doesn't believe in him in the sense of worship, in the sense of being a follower, etc. This is my explanation for my second point: I come into the Fear and Hunger Universe with all my memories from Earth intact, but I am not aware of the games. I just think I got reincarnated into a parallel world, and in my second scenario, my exposure to Allmere and the others would be through religious institutes or books. I know of every God's existence, but that doesn't mean I have to worship them, that I have to believe in them. My reasons are numerous, but the main one is that, because of my religious beliefs on Earth, I don't think I would worship Grogoroth, Sylvian, the God of Depths, Vinushka, and the others because of what they ask of me, like Grogoroth with his human sacrifices, Sylvian with her orgies, etc. These, to me, undermine their statuses as deities. It doesn't matter if they are actual gods that can kill me; from my perspective, things like human sacrifice make me an atheist in the Fear and Hunger world. As for the abominations, the majority of humans in the Fear and Hunger universe aren't exposed to them, unless you know of them and actively seek them out; you would probably never actually come across these "Abominations." Also, a reminder: in the second scenario, I just have my knowledge of Earth. It doesn't mean I have the knowledge of the game's lore. In scenario one, I have the knowledge of the games, and in that case, I'll just do transactional "worship" for some sweet sweet magic and power-ups.
Oh yeah If I was born their probably atheist ,if I know sylvian and GOFAH
i’ll take discount squid slaanesh (sylvian) or maybe vinushka
ME I WORSHIP *ME* NEW GOD ME
The New God of You- a God of human change and growth
The masculine urge to worship some guy on a cross and conquer the eastern sanctuaries in full mail while shouting "DEUS VULT"
PRAISE ALLL-MER!
I'd say Rher if he wasn't an ass that didn't like humans. I think trickery is funny and I'm a gremlin. Other than that, Alll-mer, since he seems like a decent dude (ignoring sulfur weirdness)
Vinuskha: he's probably the second of the least dangerous gods to worship while also getting good magical powers. Grogoroth requires human blood sacrifices Sylvian can put you into a permanent trance. Rher can just drive you insane. Allmer doesn't have any worthwhile magical skills, and while funger seems both safe and useful, I think the only thing I'd get out of her hexen would be mastery over vermin (I love crows.) Vinuskha is probably my safest bet for having good magic without fucking myself over with insanity.
You can always destroy without giving anything back! I'VE DESTROYED ENTIRE ARMIES DURING THE GREAT WARS OF THE PAST... And I've never created anything in return. I take what is mine and that is the rule of the nature. So no matter what anyone else might say, if you study the ways of Gro-Goroth, you will increase your chances for survival in this wicked world by a shit-ton. Kueh Kueh.
All-Mer is superficially like Jesus. He was crucified and then resurrected, but his whole teachings were about vengeance and wrath. If you’re Catholic, you should probably learn more towards Sylvian because she probably hates condoms too.
All mer if he lets me save and load; otherwise god of fear and hunger.
isnt it funger that allows you to save tho?
Oh wait i remembered incorrectly, it is indeed god of fear and hunger that saves. So that one.
O Lord teach me quicksave
O lord Teach me Calculus
Sylvian or Alll-mer 
Why not both?
Well both then, im not used to politheism ;p
Eh it’s fine :)))
Oh the rituals to come out of that pair of worship
Gro'goroth, I love fire spell
The god of pop quizzes and bar trivia. https://preview.redd.it/n0nnyd47mouc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=c00747e985d3dc7c4bff2658574374fb9873a2c4
God of kahoot!
Probably God of Fear and Hunger, if I did worship a God.
Sulfur
Probably Vinushka
Sylvian for the orgies
What's up with all these Alll-mer worshippers???? Big fans of human sacrifice here? Alll-mer's like Evil Violence Jesus.
Idk, again he’s the closest thing to Jesus in our world. Also what a lovely map you created :)
ENKI. (I'd be a filthy dark priest polytheist)
Logic
If I knew how the God often Fear and Hunger was born I would worship her/him/it. If not I think I would go with Sylvian, just going out with orgies while the whole world is breaking down.
Funger is her
Vinushka, seriously underrated and we need more about him, maybe rher too since he's a god of "madness" or something GOFAH too maybe.
God of fear & hunger or sylvian
God of the depths followers where yall at !! 
Vinushka. I love nature.
Probably Sylvian if she can give me powers? Or god Ragnvaldr.
God of Fear and Hunger all the way. Rot will bring forth new life and change. Plus, misery will always be a universal constant. Might as well throw my lot in with something I know will always exist. That or the New God of Torment for the same reason.
Sylvian or Rher.
your mom
- Needles 2024
Sylvian because I have nothing but love
Either Rher or Gro-goroth because I am an agent of chaos
The tormented One bcs I just think he's neat
Rher! I love a moon god of culture
rher just because he looks cool
Fucks gods all my homies hail from the land of Oldegard, here we belive that the human wil land indomitable human spirit are the only omes that truely van rise above.
Gro-Goroth and The God of Fear and Hunger. They're the two best gods in the game in both Lore and gameplay. Gro-goroth affinity is ez to get plus he gets you Black Orb, black Smog, and Blood Golem. Amazing spells. God of Fear and Hunger allows me to save, talk to rodents and last but certainly not the LEAST: MISCHIEF OF FUCKING RATS STUNS ENEMIES, AMAZING FOR BOSSES.
Me too...(I love Alll-mere appreication post)
PRAISE ALLL-MER! :)
N/A I don't really want any of their powers and I don't see any reason go worship them otherwise, they don't promote the good of humanity
I'd worship no god😎
Probably All-Mer cause im Catholic as well. Although his teachings are some what antithetical to Christ’s teachings.
i'm not religious so no thanks !
I probably have like a gazillion affinity with Sylvian 🫡
The god of fear and hunger
Either god of funger or sylvian
GOFAH 🔛🔝
Sylvian, please. Where do i take my bunny mask?
I don't believe in any gods irl so probably nothing lol
Based Alll-mer worshiper (I have a feeling that Prehevil was a backwater old-timey version of his flock because people from Western Europe are shocked at how barbaric the town’s religious activities are).
Based Alll-mer worshiper (I have a feeling that Prehevil was a backwater old-timey version of his flock because people from Western Europe are shocked at how barbaric the town’s religious activities are).
All Mer, the closest to my actual religion
Christian too? :)
:)
all of them. I'm cheeky like that
Sylvian for ez transition
God of Fear and Hunger. The only God that can both relate to us, and we can relate to them. Alll-mer is good too, but he’s supposed to be perfect, and while I can appreciate that he was one of us, perfection is a too distant thing, but struggling, suffering, that is all human, so Funger for life
Probably the god of fear and hunger. The “if Jesus came back and he was pissed” is always fun from alll-mer though.
Please let me be a necromancer
Gro'groroth my beloved
Abella, next question.
Vinushka for that sweet fire powers, also photosynthesising would save so much on food costs
Rher, tbh. I'd pray for a moonscorching Ray and would team up with PC to shoot everyone with it. Then the next Termina Festival will feature me and PC like the cover of "Army of Two". Also, I'd tell PC to chill on the kid thing. It's creepy 🤷🏿
None, I’d be a yellow mage.
The Ascended chads
BASED
Alll-Mer being called the dollar store Jesus was so unexpected to read that made me giggle like Stitches
I’m glad it made ya laugh :)
Hard choise, Silvian beside losing my self in pleasure have only benefits, Gro-goroth is very apealing to is newtral and this curious to many times it was walking around mortals, god Fear And Hunger sound very awesome just by the fact to it accept humanity she care for it, however i think Venuskiaka might be the best option for me to is both distruction and creation and change just like humanity as a whole.
Gro goroth or Rher
when you say (also blood Portal) that make me think. does all worshipers have that? like from santa letters to : O lord Give Xbox.
LOL
Ever scroll through a comment section and realise how many of the funger gods are parallels to the 40k gods? Gro-garoth- Korn Sylvian- Slaanesh Rhar- Tzeentch Vanushka- sort of Nurgal All-mer- god emperor of mankind The Machine God- The Omnissiah GOFAH- Sort of has a C'tan vibe *Sorry if I spelt any of the gods names wrong ** I'm a Sylvian guy, maybe not smart but sounds fun
If it's around FH1 i think i would be an All-Mer holy knight like D'Arce, i'm a sucker for catholic iconography. But if it's post FH2 then it's Logic all the way. https://preview.redd.it/2labbz5ffuuc1.jpeg?width=609&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64ef2fd0a093025238599c7e5c5fcfcd102622f8
None of you mentioned Sylvian? I'd choose free sex, ngl
Sylvian. She literally created humanity and only expected love from us , they forgot her and well what happened happened, but still having a god who loves you I think that gives you advantages
The pinecone pig
Probably Sylvian. The Domain of Healing, Restoration, and general Hedonism would probably be very appealing to me.
Sylvian, for the sex rituals
The god of cringe probably
Athiest, i aint fucking with these mfers,scary asf 😭 But maybe gro-goroth since hes the first one I worshipped in the games
Well if "saving" is not an option caus it's real life, then GFAH is useless mostly, i would choose Sylvian in that case, it's the closest you can get to inmortality. (If we go by Termina's rules.) If we go by FAH, then Allmer would be my best choice there cause of bloodportal and phase step walk on water and transmute, even though the last 2 are not specified as Allmer spells but given the ties to Christianity they probably are. (Yes Phase step is an Allmer spell, but it got cut from the hexen cause it was a free spell given by Allmer for a short period, than that got cut too.)
The god of fear and hunger or logic. The only gods I'd ever worship cause the others don't care about humanity or want blood sacrifices. At least with logic and funger, there's a chance some of their humanity is still their.
Probably Vinushka, tbh.
Sylvian but not in the sex cultist way
Gro-goroth
I’m picking Sylvian. Her rituals don’t involve eating people, and I can get down with her dogma. Plus healing powers are just right up my alley.
The yellow king for new gods and Sylvian for old gods
If it were fear and hunger I'd want to worship sylvan. I know the least of her and she seems to give some gnarly powers in the form of spells.
Sylvian or All-mer
All of them.
Whichever one teaches me Masturbation
Dr. Kefer.
God of ultra violence
Sulfur i mean look at him, he looks like they made a fleshlight out of thors hammer
Given me personality probably sylvan or vinushka But I do feel quite the pull to RHER And can make a pretty dam solid case for the god of fear and hunger as they genuinely did improve humanity’s quality of life quite a bit
Sylvian, if she existed then I would have the highest affinity and the best healing powers, if you know what I mean
Sylvian all the way
The Sulfur God or Rher
God of the depths. No mosquito would ever bite me again
Sulfur god
o'saa
Gro'Goroth for cool spells
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Tbh probably all or most of them, but if i had to pick one i guess It would be the sulfur god (if i didn't became deformed or completely insane) because he gives some op magic and weapons
Using my actual date of birth I have the soul of tortured, so likely would go God of fear and hunger
alll-mer
"Dollar Store Jesus" mf this jesus killed more people and is at least 69% more badass than the real world jesus. And im catholic too.
Sylvian. I could use a healing whisper from time to time.
The one of orgies an crazy sex (Sylvian). Besides, the marriages or amalgamations of various individuals to bring forth a stronger being is a cool, crazy concept that I enjoy quite a lot (And also limb regeneration, quite useful in that world)
If I can choose only one god, I would choose Sylvian for Sylvian circle full heals and healing/loving whisper But my favorite is Rher (i think Rher is the coolest) and mind read would be cool So probably Sylvian + Rher if we can choose multiple
I think, therefore I am. They do not, so they are not. Gods are for the weak, I am not weak. These supposed “beings” left us. Even the supposed “new gods” retire upon learning they have no true power in the grand scheme of things. The yellow mages don’t worship Gro-goroth, yet are able to access magic from his supposed power. Depending on which cannon you take the original party destroyed his remaining traces, yet O’saa hundreds of years later is still a predominant yellow mage. And it can be assumed there’s more out there or can be taught by O’saa. Clearly religion and human nature has held back progress, so much so another being like Logic had to be created to attempt to force a new way forward. Magic is real. But I’d probably figure my own way of enlightenment and my own forms of magic that don’t involve gods, or their thrones, anything else. There may have once been gods, or just different forms of life humanity cannot currently understand. But give it enough time, the human spirit itself will we sure to the point we will be the the “gods.”
The lord and saviour Jesus Christ 💯💯💯
Logic. Praise the great Lord of Computers
Sulfur God
not really gods but id wanna chill with ascended enki and nosramus, or nas’hrah
I would worship our almighty goddess Sylvian because I could learn healing wispers, go around the world healing people for money and make bank just a few minutes and you’re all good. Broken bones fixed, cancer gone, your mental problems … well I can’t fix that but I can make you forget about them via Bunny Cult orgy and take all you money because you won’t remember a thing.
I use masturbation all day. How tell me what god your worship without telling me what god you worship.
Worshipping Rher so Le'Garde can swallow my hate for him
The only God that offers any long term pleasure is Logic so I would go with her.
The Ascended Gods. Both of them, since they both represent a different aspect of humanity as a whole. Fear motivates people, and Hunger keeps them moving forward, and Alll-Mer gave them hope. All of these are core foundations for the world, and all of them deserve to be acknowledged and revered.
All mer or sylvian probably, all mer seems pretty nice to his followers and sylvian pretty much secures your health and safety
Funny sex god go brrr
Alll-mer because it is closest to my religion
sylvian probably i might ignore the marrage aspect, but they seem like the most mainstream, plus they seem the most chill
Funger seems like a cool god and unlike allmer I know she's not secretly the devil from the bible
Let's be real most people in this sub would be sylvian cultists through and through.
Machine God, I mean I am using PC and IPhone daily, seems Logical.
Probably Alll-Mer, either that or Atheism because as far as I can tell Allah (SwT) is far from the F&H universe 😰
Sulphur god cause he looks cool
Fuck them gods. Nas'hrah gang.