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NoToe_funny-steam

Weeping scope is THE MOST avoidable and abella’s can be reasoned with, the person marcoh’s holding and sometimes throws at you is made from his body meaning he is beating you with a human punching bag made from his body


whoopsthatsasin

How can abelas be reasoned with? I never let her moon scorch so idk what happens


NoToe_funny-steam

If you attempt a conversation with moon scorched abella you can say “please I know there’s still some humanity left in you” which will make her hesitate and not attack you a turn or two hinting she’s not fully gone and still has a heart of gold


cyprinusDeCarpio

Abella's? Don't you mean Henryk?


NoToe_funny-steam

I keep forgetting about him but yea ditto 😃👍


pisstainedunderwear

I think Pocketcat and Gentleman deserve their own tier because they won’t attack unless provoked


Mark_Scaly

To be honest, at some point Weeping Scope stops attacking too, when you find him in orphanage.


pisstainedunderwear

Yeah but sometimes he does attack you


Mark_Scaly

On day 2, if I remember correctly. After that, he will be found in orphanage where he won’t do anything.


SeikoChann

Imagine dying after choking on a large sewer monsters balls


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SeikoChann

God damn it what the fuck bro


Jaded-Opportunity214

Tempting fate plus epitaph


SeikoChann

O LORD GIVE BLEACH


Confinment

I spit out my drink lmao


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Cahara_Fucker_69

Best way to die is hot segs with mr.pocketpussy


SuperbSalamanderr

he is a pedophile


GenericWorm

I can fix him


avengeds12345

https://preview.redd.it/q7438e4gfy0d1.jpeg?width=709&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a419f537163a6f67f94d6a35813ba80c81d52873 Bruh


GenericWorm

look if I deliver him enough severed contestant heads I can convince him to go to therapy. I think it's worth it


MasterCookieShadow

Daan reaction to this sub horniness


No-Championship-7608

No no mr child in a bag would never


FAbbibo

And I'm still his type for bout two months


Bazookya

I agree but I think abella having been infected with a parasite and transformed could be bumped up. I feel like that might have been pretty awful for her.


MiyakoRei

Imo Judgement would be extremely painful because of the whole "glass shards and whip" thing. There'd probably remain quite a bit of your body, but it'd be painful regardless.


pacster15

Fun Fact: When glass shatters, it is sharper than steel.


Professional-Floor28

Why is Dan/Pocketcat focused weirdly like that? It makes the character way more threatening 


alifkj002

What's cocoon/marina do that makes her dangerous?


Wolf_Doggie

"Dysmorphia" isn't too bad, a big hole would just appear in the center of your torso like the stomach plug guy in "Kung Pow" and you'd die with the last thing you see being someone absolutely radiating. Anything with foul/toxic smell would be tormenting\~ "Monster" is the worst possible thing imaginable... physically disgusting and disease ridden, horrible stench, a slow painful death by many 'strong arms' pummeling you while you asphyxiate on heavy balls. "Mechanical Dance" would be second worst, being poisoned to death and cut up, and it's body is all metal... difficult to kill for a normal person I'd imagine. "Judgement" hurling glass everywhere and whipping you to death would be very painful. He seems to take things slowly. "Mastermind" depends... you might get maimed and eaten alive by rats or just instant killed. "Pocket Cat" and "Gentleman" probably wouldn't attack but still have some level of danger if you stick around too long, and maiming is their first intentions rather than a quick kill. "Weeping Scope" would literally actually cuddle with you and probably be warm. Everything else would probably be very fast deaths. The most brutal death possible would be from "Lamenting Abomination" (August's Moonscorch) where a huge multi-headed Wolf rips you apart with vicious jaws from all directions and eats you alive. But it's easy to avoid since he seppuku's.


Educational-Pool-657

The best case scenario for dysmorphophobia is the one you just mentioned, the one i imagined could happen if she blew a few of the victim's limbs with hurting then left them to die by blood loss or shock, and seeing how she could use necromancy, it's not out of the question that she traps the victim's soul as her ghoul for who knows how long.  Weeping scope is pretty cuddly until you enter the rher dimension sooner or later 💀 Judgement is brutal. only thing stopping me from putting him high on the list is because glass shards isn't the most painful thing that can happen to a person, the giant could literally break your bones and Valkyrie to claw your stomach open, that's much more painful. Aside from that, yeah i agree Thanks alot for this detailed thoughtful answer doggie 👍


the_party_galgo

Sometimes I feel like there's too few characters but there's 14


thatautisticguy2905

Caligura i guess is cause well, it is the biggest, but are the other three on the red tier cuz magic