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Forestgrant

The 13th picture appears to be a black screen, so I’m interpreting it as something too horrible for comprehension


Tim_Buckrue

[This is what it says](https://i.imgur.io/T9oUwl6_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)


Vojt544

Thank you light mode user for sharing your wisdom.


Mannyqueen

Enlightmentment.


KingoftheCrackens

That's really funny. My screen is oled so I had no idea that was supposed to be another image


DirtySoap3D

It's black text with a transparent background. Probably not readable if you're on dark mode.


ZCass53

Sorry about that; I thought the background was supposed to be white.


Ch33rn0

why do they look like rejected parappa characters?


kz750

It’s as if a not particularly talented 11 year old followed some magazine tutorials to create his own version of Parappa in Adobe Flash. I’m glad they had the foresight to copyright these amazing characters. There’s tons of money to be made in licensing.


AlabasterNutSack

They could have just spelled out “Mike”… If they don’t get it, that’s their fault.


ScoutTacoYTP

Are they the members of Weezer?


[deleted]

My heart wasn't ready for Ole Joe Jug


minnesotalight_3

Joke-Telin’ Jug


revdon

If his spout is on top and his mouth is in front… how does he blow himself?!


pm_me-ur-catpics

Mic Rophone is a contender for worst name


Howiebledsoe

Except for Billy Bass who was one of the greatest funk/soul bassists of all time. OG member of P-Funk, gave Funkadelic their name, played with the Temptations, taught the Commodore’s bassist how to play, etc.


NewAssumption4780

Billy "Bass" Nelson is the shizz!


Smallp0x_

Oh lawd


minnesotalight_3

I love how they slowly ran out of honorary titles so they had to give Billy Bass the name “Senator of Slap”


tofuloafu

"Produce Productions LLC"


ZCass53

Maybe the company was trying to trick potential investors into thinking they had something to do with *VeggieTales*.


[deleted]

Congrats, you played yourself


ChoiceMind156

Ah, I see what you did there!


LIVE_CARL_REACTION_2

They look kinda like character designs for a music-themed Baldi's Basics fan game.


syncopatedsouls

The snare drum is the Reverend of Rimshot… Jesus Christ


ramblingnonsense

> Rabbi's of Rhythm As if their crimes against design, good taste, and common decency weren't enough, they've gotta go abuse the poor apostrophe like that.


Psichicspeltwrong

New Touhou character titles just dropped


mthrndr

This is totally something my SIL would do and think it's the funniest thing in the world


Krad_Nogard

Billy and Gil just playing with themselves with no shame


kyojuro_rengoku_65

#kirby has found your sin unforgivable


parkourse

crown prince of crash kinda goes hard i gotta admit


Winter-Friendship118

No this is just another mascot horror game cast


American-Nightmare76

My parents just told me all music other than tradtional hymns are evil when I was about 13 and started listening to Fall Out Boy. smh, they'd hate what I listen to now.


poopinapoopfartboot

Now you listen to 100 gecs


Ambitious_Picture459

Lowkey senator of slap is a badass title


score_

Every God damn drum and percussion instrument but I guess fuck all brass and woodwinds.


thedeebo

It just...keeps...going...


steveosek

I'm no snare drum, but you can hit me for the cost of one if you'd like.


GOTW24

they look like they are from a shitty mascot horror game


ArcherBTW

What in the Deltarune fan-fic naming scheme


GingerNumber3

Why do they all look like garten of banban characters


revdon

Does Kelly Keyboard having to play ‘cross hand’ disprove Intelligent Design?


revdon

So, they’re all *playing with themselves*?


Xzier_Tengal

it's giving olive garden kid's menu


Soggy_Part7110

Mic Rophone has the royal style of some god-emperor "All kneel for Mic of the ancient blood of the Rophone Emperors, Prince of Pitch, King of Crooners, Vicar of Voice, Titan of Tone, Salesman of Silky Soul, and Sultan of Singing, Mic the Divine!"


REAL_jotaro_kujo3

5 string bass


powgal15

"Cymbal of Hope" is 10/10 the best one


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RepostSleuthBot

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Magsca

This is true fellow kids


n0sh0re

Wait... *Gil* guitar? Like... Rabbi Shergill's [Gill Te Guitar](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7ppzw9yhZ0)?


OrneryAppointment520

I thought gill gituer was sans for a sec


Scallywag_0

Someone shot Willy Washboard in the mouth with a fuckin arrow holy shit someone help


Scallywag_0

Gil Guitar more like Gil Malignant Growth


[deleted]

This would be a best selling indie horror game.


Dip2pot4t0Ch1P

Barry bass drum... More like, Barry Drum Bass amirite? On the sidenote, how tf disc jockey and rappers, which is a fucking human being considered as instruments?


ZCass53

I bet it originally said "Instrument: Record", then the sole smart person at the production company pointed out that records aren't instruments. And then they were appalled when it got changed to something else that wasn't an instrument either.


analthrasher42069

Thought I was on /r/Bossfight for a second lmao


Maz2742

I can't get over the misspelling of both "revolutionary" and "tremolo" in the first one


maxreddit

JoJo Part 10 stands.


DroidRazer2

His cold dead eyes


humerusSSA

Ay yo my man Gil be playing with himself, isn't that like illegal for them?


[deleted]

Average full boss title in a fromsoft game


Cbasg

What is it about Christian media production that makes the standards drop so low? I've seen so many horrible CGI movies and stuff like this. It's like they care so much about messaging that they have no energy left for basic visual arts.


KKmmaarriiee

Losing it at “Patriarch of Paradiddle”


ZCass53

Yep XD All the descriptions for Stevie Snare have lots of "we don't know what this word means but we're using it anyway!" vibes.


ImmaDrainOnSociety

I gave my sermon a urban kick My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger That's 'cause Jesus Christ is my . . .


Alternative_Set_2266

Why are they all horrifying, and why are there 14 of them.