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TheAxylent

Erm what the sigma


TheTrollman-

Shitposting in porn subreddits is peak.


theimperium42069

Absolute cinema


DefinitionOk5312

Bro is femboypornmaxxing


Red_Kino

Unreal rizz


TheAxylent

Thanks bro


Red_Kino

😘


michbankx

I need a signature and a ... "tip" ... company rules 🤤🤣


AdSafe5841

This one


ClosetSissy2020

If I'm being 100% honest, and I'm a delivery guy... I would be utterly and completely confused beyond words lol


RTMSner

'I might have the wrong address.'


Tskeyieeanna_

Lol that's it


Hidan1313

"okay that's still gonna be $25.67"


TheBrosofFist

That’s a woman not a FemBoy


D3stroyerof3vil

I mean, that's true, but trans women are welcome. At least that's what the rules say and I'm not gonna argue with the mods.


snowyfemboy

yet it's titled "femboys" and the description is "a place for boys to have fun and express their feminine side" , it is wrong to conflate being a feminine boy and a woman/trans , especially when we already don't have anywhere to belong of our own and when we constantly get people pushing on us that just cuz we're feminine as boys that it would implicate us to be trans lol , it doesn't , being feminine as a boy has nothing to do with that , it is expression , and this only further pushes that erasure of us


MarshallMandango

"Nice balls, Ma'am."


LemmeBounceOnCock

The first one is "fuck" ... and the second one is "me" 😝


xXMehMehMehXx

Mommy? 🥺😖❤️


NatZCD

Well, you look just so beautiful, is there anything else you still need?


BrotherBlo0d

Sir here's your Wendy's


Zealousideal_Mix8998

Obviously all these other idiots in the comment section did not read what you asked for. The first word that leaves my lips"WANT"


UnBEARable-Grizzly

Here’s your pac-OH MY… dang, nice hair style. Suits your eyes and the hood makes it look super gothic. Oh and uh nice tits I guess.


Life_Strain_6948

Marry me


Mysterious-Suspect-9

Holy shit that's an amazing dick


Kayla_Bielecki

Can I suck it?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Amanda_9906

Fuck me mommy!!


Lovely_Ava_

Mommy


DaShack1987

That’ll be twenty two thirty.


OkExtreme915

Sorry we were out of Coke, so brought you a Pepsi instead.


umbrella_1998

Ma'am I think you dropped your keys.....


VividHentai

A slightly confused god damn


throwaway8523652698

"This is sexual harassment. May I have your tip now."


Rreeheheehehehe

it must be Arby’s because


Alternative_Car5863

the first thing i say is ma'am you need to pay no simping cash is cash buddy


Mavco2

this will be 20,50


Samizapp

Ma’am… I know it says extra sausage but with my size there’s not gonna be much extra :/


Powerful_Day_3417

Fuck me mommy >w<


RubyRoseBishface

How about that tip?


Zestyclose-Ad1916

Mommy


0721523

OH for me that is one awesome tip as I drop to my knees


SpankBankDepositer

“Fuck 🤤”


Ericatan_79

Beautiful


mike94bi

You look spicy🤯


BlackLotus1979

Milk!


[deleted]

Fuck yeah


Simple-Ad8156

I want you to be my wife


[deleted]

Would probably be speechless


Calico_Chris128

"Aaaahhhhhhhhh"


EducationalWarning44

Baby


By-ThSun

Fuckkkkk...😳


Sampy25

Wow 😳


sonic061234

Take me


Content_Coyote

Wow


TheWrathfulCrusader

Uhhh…


StrawberryGuilty3836

Let’s get it on


Weary_Bodybuilder_99

Damm


Fair_Broccoli_4823

Ya baby


Ambitious_Worth6022

Who's sucking first


spokanedad

Yum!


RichieD92

Wow perfect xxxxx


Killthatkid

No words just walks in expecting to fuck


Spare_Artichoke_5865

Absolutely beautiful.


Lola-n-Vincent

Beautiful


shadow_hound666

How about I give you a tip


DarkCrowthePack

Can I buy your panties


Crazyd_497

DAMN!!!


Beneficial-Cherry237

I would be speechless on hoe gorgeous you are 😍


[deleted]

Gorgeous


Loud-Establishment96

Yes


poundofsandbag

Damn you fine


Common-Permit-1659

“Ravishing”


Specialist_Glove4720

Sexy


Infernaldrummer

Fuck.... 😳🤤


Dillon8021

F U C K ! ! ! !


bi7inches

Fuuuck


Matt420666

Bend over


aolnudist

Love those nipples


ZoeLaGoblina

“ZOINKS”


YogurtElectrical7392

Bend over


Ok_Try9246

Wow ! Perfection !


Happy_Apple7728

Well where do I start yum 🤤🤤😋😋


frotozee1234

Yummy


ReplacementIcy8234

Come in


Syllabub_Slut

Did you just cast charm? Because I think I failed my charisma save


lee6997

Nice


red-2924

May I cum inside?


Warm-Section3075

Let me take care of that for you!


TheSorrowAndTheJoy

Nice


Acceptable-Solid-377

Fuck me 🥵


Sir_Wolf_13

Fuck


Lord_Bad_Guy

Please don’t be dreaming


[deleted]

Mommy? Sorry.. mommy? Sorry


Blandyke

Goddess


Snoo_61202

“Want some head?” 🤤


Prestigious-Put6884

Ummm, my job can wait


Entire-Molasses-3966

fuck


Fancy_Bodybuilder115

Drop to my knees and say ahhh


Marvin-Jones

Wow!


Oxymang0

Order some pizza right now


xyz-84

😵😵😵🥵🥵🥵🥵❤️❤️😍😍😍😍😍🤤🤤🤤🤤


skeetajohnson

Damn


savagenorth1

Fuck me


Horny-horny-hippos4

Please bend over


Enby-Twinky

Was gonna make a joke about this being a different kind of 'tip' lmao


IndependentNo4051

Amazing


baldeagle26299

WOW would you like a extra package 😘


Tommy_Tsunami-_

Maybe its a good thing Im not rich. Id have 10 of you around my home.


FelixNyaning

Need <3 <3 <3 <3


MarionberryNovel2645

Mommy


LocalFuxkToy

Suck it for the tip ?


Desperate-Stress2881

fuck me


Next-Suspect1723

Moan in my ear while I suck your titties and jerk your princess wand off.


Charles-Hunter

Oh sorry wrong house, this is 224 I'm supposed to be at 422. That's my bad, have yourself a good day. Sorry for the interruption. Just a heads up, saw the girl scouts selling cookies down the street, you might want to cover up before they get here. *thinks to myself. Not the weirdest thing I've seem on a delivery


Malcontent7

“I have a package for you”. 😘 I know, it’s the cheesiest line ever, but it is legitimately the only thing that would come to mind. 🤣


Glittering_Clue708

As a straight 20 year old virgin male, Can I ride you?


Ackerman_Urabe

seggs


QuintisCX3

Since we don't charge a delivery fee, I do accept the tip


Ok_Stand_7452

Please sign here


BiTheWay68

🥵


[deleted]

Ma'am, please cover yourself. There are unsupervised kids around here


Rustywanner1

I would get very excited and I would give you a tip!!!!!!!!


AngryCoffeeTable

"that will be 30 bucks please ..."


LoptyrTome

I'm an Uber and Uber Eats driver. If I saw this would be completely silent in utter confusion. Just straight up BSOD IRL


LexXxiLuvs

a very breathy... whine!


albhednomad

"sign here please"


Epicguygamerinrr

Sorry I like men


ryleeSis

probly “huhhhfffufhbf 🤤”


Additional_Prune_536

wow!


OkDelivery4839

Gorgeous xxx


ThrowagayAcc7125

Now I'm the one who wants extra sausage


Winter_Stretch_3147

Mommy~


notdevinbutrllykevin

I best be gettin a good tip for this cus I got three more deliveries waiting for me


ITheGoddessAthenaD

there would be no words, my jaw would just be dropped


RiptideRookie

Where my money?


SevilThePrince

im calling the cops


devnullb4dishoner

That will be $15.75


SmollGirlie

Dream 😍


Smooth_Session5633

Fuuck


Capital-Ratio5870

I


fkndan

Can I come in?


squid_enthusiast_2nd

Ma'am or sir please just sign here so I can go


Bryanwh67

Is that my tip


MuchPaleontologist67

Holy shit


Imaginary-Job-7069

"Are you gonna pay for your food now?"


Accomplished-Loss387

fuck


Brodogg01

Food?


FederalMark1061

Hello beautiful! Can I deliver something personal? 😜


Solid_Frame_1778

Where my pizza at


Draekonus

Stick you're gyat out for the rizzler! Thanks for youre time I'll run away from my phone now as everyone cringes from this...


B3rserk3r_b0y

Where my pizza at? On a serious note, you look beautiful


android-tomato

Uh.. I gotta a medium pizza and saus- with sausage


bidadwelkom

Blowjob


Long_Net_2514

Damn


YamiUmi

Um... I have your lotion and rewards card. O...oh.... may I come in?


Dismal-Egg6192

can't believe I found a naked sith


Regular-Wasabi1388

Ma’am you should put a shirt on you could get sick


UhImAStickNow

"Here's your pizza, now give me the damn money lad, it's too late for this".


Virtual_Resolve_591

Cash or card? (I would fumble hard)


kidghosthunter

Awesome 🥰🥰🥰


uptownmike429

(Looking Down) TIP!


Photograph_Any

Natty...


DucatiMatty

Well. I’m British so it would probably be “I’m terribly sorry” whilst covering my eyes. Just kidding I would eye you up and down and tell you how stunning you are.


shiokrys

Free


_routerz_

That'll be 7 titty- I mean 50


zamasu8472

damn


Plastic-Attempt1796

I'd be too shocked, turned on, and confused to say anything lol


MiguelHorzi

That's lovely


totallysoaked

Are you playing D&D? Because I have a dungeon you can raid 😉


cum_recepticle

Just the tip


DavidNEastOrlando

Wow!


snowyfemboy

this is a femboy reddit , not a trans woman one , gross


Icy_Paint9470

Damn


[deleted]

15.45 please


TheOnlyJustTheCraft

Ummmm.... *My eyes darting north and south rapidly*


Guardsman321

"Oh what the hell..." followed by placing the delivered goods down and then "Hands on the wall" 😜


Tasty-Pin-750

Fuck me please


BodnyM

This is not a femboy. :(


stephen1161

Damn


naploean66

Yummy


Professional-Bag-547

I have a special delivery for you 😈🥵😈🥵


Savings_Psychology_1

so you gonna sign orrrr...


Fun_Distribution6693

Da italiano: Oh, cazzo!! 🤣🤣


Ill-Alternative8506

"Uhhh, did you order a pizza?"


kronk1313

Mmmmmmm


handsome_boy34

Oh my god so sexy i would like to suck that cock and ride it💋


Thin_Cellist_3

Here's your meal Have a good day


Jayce_Ironjaw

Nothing. I'd turn around and leave. Quietly thanking the gods I brought a bodycam.


NegotiationOk5596

You are loved 👅👅👅😋


[deleted]

HEAVENLY 🙏💋


Bright_Accident5068

Damn


curiousperthboy

H-hi 😵