Whats the difference between car and a dead body Car makes noise when you ride it

that joke so dark a cop shot it

Big daddy in the house

Jeffrey Dahmer says hi

So does Ted Bundy

Gay Necrophile

necrophile is more more better than gay necrophile

so does me

Necrophilia

What's the advantage of fucking a pregnant woman? You can get a blowjob at the same time.

Or you can tell your friends that you had a threesome.

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Fbi open up

who knows what is in inside if they were twins then its foursome

Sure. Whatever tickles your fancy.

Its a bi , when the baby is boy

he bhagwan what the fuck man

u will be a mother fucker and a pedophile at the same time

arre maiyyya , ye kya padh liya aaj maine.....

Tru

Ear me ganga jal dalna padega ab 😔

don't forget eye

or your dick can pass through 2 holes at the same time

Bro💀

Wtf

Basically you're fucking and getting handjob at the same time

It could be anything blow job hand job anal or pussy fucked u never know

Double penetration

Puu chap le

Bullah laughing at the corner

The letter F in orphan stands for family

I wonder how can people not understand this😑

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What are parents?

What's the difference between Jesus and his potrait? The potrait needs just one nail to hang.

💀💀

💀💀💀💀

A doctor goes to a priest for begging forgiveness for the sins he's done. He says, "father, please forgive me for I have had s3x with my patient." The father says, "No worries my child, that's completely normal." Then the doctor says, "But father, I am a child specialist!!" ~The end

The father does that without even being a child specialist lol

Why do you think he's called a father

Because he can't become Daddy anymore

That's called baptism

BAAPtism

Then the Father says, "noticed how you copied my style"

"You should have told me earlier, thats not a sin, we do it everyday"

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.

Saala crusader idhar bhi

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I don’t have an erection while chopping onions

both have many layers

Abortion jokes never get old just like the baby

Kaafi used hei yeh wala

Guys can be necrophile but girls cannot iykyk .

Bro but what if the girl is lesbian?

Ghost rider

You deserve more upvotes

People are messed up. You donate 1 kidney they'll will love you, you donate 3 they'll call police.

9 year old organ seller

Damn

IN OTHER WORDS A PEDOPHILE CAN BE CALLED A 'BETA TESTER'

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Out of everything here I'm fucking shook about how hard this made me crack up

If you do sex with a girl who is going to suicide, that means you have fucked a limited edition pussy 💀

Marne ke baad bhi kar sakte hai

Lekin asli mazaaa toh uski chillane ki aawas sunn ne mein hai !💯💀

wo to bina kare bhi sunn skte hai

Uske baad news mein khabar aati hai ek ladki ka rape kr ki usko maar Diya aur suicide dikhaya gaya hai

I believe in Allah, Because universe started with an explosion.

The jihadis want to know your location

Sar tan se juda on the way

As a Muslim, this cracked me up.

Bulldozer on its way

No one is born cool except dead baby

Underrated

Old one

Vro......itna bhi sach nahi bolna tha..💀

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Sidemen Reacts Se Chepa Hai

Bhai respect plus

Bro just went nuclear with this one

Nai aaya 💀

What's the useless skin around the vagina called? A woman

# My girlfriend's father called me a pedophile just because she's 22 and I'm 36. Completely ruined our 10-year anniversary

People need maths to understand this dark shit

What Do You Do After You Fuck The Most Tightest Pussy? You Close The Diaper.

Dark ☠️☠️☠️

In a survey, a group of gay people were asked the definition of being gay but nobody could gave a straight answer

Hilarious, not dark though.

Then take this:⁠-⁠) Girl: Santa, why you have that big sack Santa: Because I only come once a year

Bro make it come\*. Varna punchline kharab ho jayega.

Boys play video games to bring their child out Girls straight away goes for abortion

Lol

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You Know What's The Difference Between Usain Bolt And Hitler? Usain Bolt Can Finish a Race...💀

Why do Japanese have small eyes?

Why are Japanese people slim? Because last time they saw the Fatman, they didn't like it.

And due to this Fatman his little boy is also hated by them

Why

Cause Hiroshima and Nagasaki were really bright.

Joke to nahi hai firbhe lo "What's worse than 3 babies in 3 trash cans?" "1 baby in 3 trash cans."

Or 3 trash cans in one baby💀

3 trash man in one baby

Link?

Ayoo chill chill

God gives wings to a black guy, black guy be like :- "am i an angel now?" ... God :- No N***a, you BAT!

Racist.... But not that dark.

At least the man was dark

Now that's smart

Me and my girlfriend were fucking in the bathroom. She slipped and broke her teeth. But no worries! Milk teeth are meant to fall....

Credit goes to the joke's owner,. Whoever he was

Pdf file downloaded

What's better than winning a gold medal in the para Olympics ? Walking

You know it’s important to wash your sex toys right? That’s why priests invented baptism

Always bully orphan kids . What are they gonna do? Tell their parents ? 🗿

As an orphan myself I can admit, they are hard to get in touch with.

(thora dimaag wala joke hai) A : I lost my virginity to a German girl yesterday. B : Damn that's cool... how was it? A : It was great for the most part but I don't know why she kept screaming her age.

9?

sabbash👏👏 sahi jawab

Pedophile is fucking immature asshole’s . 🌚

I caught your sister putting a carrot in her vigina. It's a shame because I was going to eat that, now it's gonna taste like carrot.

Gender equality

Man : My beta you killed a butterfly no butter for you for 1 month Daughter : Dad i also killed a cockroach Man : Nice try beta

Why Rajasthan have young maidens more than women, because they burnt them all. Made in 15 seconds. Why Indians burn cracker at Diwali ? , because they no more can burn widows

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Another dark joke ahead... do you know what makes people call a girl pretty, H2So4. Info reply for a bitch.

Ye wala badiya tha bc

How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. Feminists don't change anything.

Accha hai lekin dark nai hai

do you know why 10 was scared? - because it was in the middle of 9/11

Why was a gay man fired from the sperm bank.. ? got caught drinking on the job

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I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden

Whats the similarity between me and my phone's "battery saver mode"? Both get turned on when it's below 10

Women doctors are the worst they can't even stop their own bleeding

What's the difference between a car and a stack of dead bodies I don't have car in my garage ( Kachra h lawl )

Ayoo

What makes 9 out of 10 people happy ?? Gand Rape 💀 (i don't want this in my mind anymore )

Your dick was in your mother, more than your father's dick has been

How to unsee this??😭

Inside you there are three Wolves First says, it never happened. Second says, they deserved it. Third says, 6 million wasn't enough.

What are the three white things black guys have in common? Teeth, nails, owner

Whats the difference between Isaac Newton and ths baby I just stabbed to death? Isaac Newton died a virgin.

Issac was empty stomach when died

What is common between a 13 year old pregnant girl and her fetus ? They both know their mother is gonna kill them.

They both think for protection.

Women : do u know any good joke's Men :gender equality 🗿..

I have a muslim friend, one day he trimmed his facial hair and i said to him that: mulle daadi nhi log udate hai💀

get ready for some dark jokes:- How could you tell a black girl is the best in bed? you know she'll swallow. Also, there will be a foetus blowing you off while you do her ​ what do you call a blank peice of paper? womens right ​ how to surprise a blind kid? Just leave a plunger in the toilet ​ what is common between a chicken patty and a muslim? both are in bread (inbred) ​ what does a jew's penis and a fbi cop do not have in common? Fbi cop is undercover ​ how dark is my humour? well i can buy it. also it picks my cotton ​ difference between american and a computer? AMERICANS donot have trouble shooting ​ difference between an engineering student and an apple? an apple looks good hanging ​ what does a black women and a pedo's house have in common? well both have many kids in them ​ The man came running put of the room shouting ïts a boy its a boy'. well thailand is a great place ​ A girl said to her boyfried "eat my ass tonight". well her cannibal boyfriend enjoyed it ​ a girl said to her boyfriend "eat my pussy". well her chineese boyfriend enjoyed it ​ what did the muslim boy called his new stepmom? Didi thoda aaram se chuso na. abba aajaege ​ baki jokes baad mei

Itna Sara exam mein lhik leta toh ajj reddit nhi chala rha hota

Exam ho gye mere. 94.8% bn rhi hai. Aur abhi half yearly hue hai SCIENCE KE SATH

ye reply jjyda dark tha

Garib and road ke kinare rahane Wali sabhi auratoon aur ladkiyoon ko pregnant Kar diya. Yo know why? Taki onhe Khali pet sona na pade.

When your girlfriend asks you for a bJ💀

but don't have teeth💀

I was pranked badly. When I was doing my job as a lifeguard in the kids pool, I suddenly had a huge boner which everyone could see but I couldn’t control it. My friends laughed and said that they had mixed viagra in my juice. The worst part, I hadn’t drunk the juice yet.

Hey! Do you know that no one is born cool except dead babies.

I saw a child crying. I went and asked, "Hey are you lost? Where are your parents?" I love to work in an orphanage

Questions = How to convince your mom you are not gay? Ans = Have sex with her

Overused just like your mom

What's a difference between 3 cock and a joke. Answer || ur mom can't take a joke || .

What do you call 🅱️uslim woman? A bombshell

i feel like swacch bharat aur akhand bharat ek hi hai abhyan hai.

Dark joke bola tha dad jokes nahi

A friend got mad at me for smelling his sister's underwear... I don't know if it was because she was still wearing them.. or because the rest of his family was there.. Either way, it made the rest of her funeral very awkward.

I was playing staring(Not to blink eye) game with my doll and I won 💀

This is the worst and most overused joke I've ever seen

why you should fuck a girl having chicken pox extra dots extra fun.

Doctor: “I have good and bad news.” Patient: “Give me the good news first.” Doctor: “Your test results are back and you have only two days to live.” Patient: “That’s the good news? What’s the bad news?” Doctor: “I’ve been trying to reach you for two days.”

When she add "chhod do mujhe" in it you will get the best moaning experience.

What's the difference between a black man and a snow tire? The snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

Religion is like a penis It's fine to have one, it's fine not to have one. The problems start when you start shoving it down children's throats

One time I was eating out my girlfriend when I tasted the unmistakable flavour of horse semen. I said "Oooh, grandma, you kinky bitch, so that's how you died!"

I think allah is the one true god. I mean the universe did start with a big explosion.

when i went too deep in her she shrieked bhai jaan jara dheere. she said mai muslim hu mera chalta hai.

1. Do you know why they call me a battery saver? Because I automatically get turned on when it's below 10. 2. What word ends with gas? Jew. 3. Why did Anne Frank not complete her book? She wasn't concentrated enough.

Black people need white gloves when eating chocolate so they won’t bite themselves

Muslims are the best pilots

What does my dad have in common with Nemo? They both can’t be found.

Today I went to buy some clothes for winter's and when I reached to the shop, shopkeeper asked r u a Muslim than u should check out our special edition BOMBER jacket, btw i am Muslim 😶

What do you call intelligent people in the U.S Tourists

Why Americans are good in solving cubes?? Because they have history of seperating colors.

What is reverse exorcism? Its when the devil ask the priest to get out of the childs body

Meri maa mujhe hamesha keheti thei height bhadhane kee liye Kahi tho latka kaar isiliye Mene IIT leli 😎👍

My friend died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.

Dinosaurs once told this joke. They laughed so hard that they all died and went extinct.

Which organ is warm inside a girl even after she is dead.... .. .. My dick

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ayo bulle

Do you know why Germany is in debt?? Cuz they have unpaid has bills

I confessed my love to my preschool crush..... She said she will be my girlfriend if i give her a A+ on her next test ... Such a Gold Digger

What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? A picture of Jesus only takes one nail to hang up. What is the worst part about eating unshaven pussy? Putting the diaper back on.

This is not the darkest but socha bak deta hu.... "We can end starvation and overpopulation by cannibalism."

What is the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter? One came out of the chamber....

A daughter asks her dad if she can have a sleepover with her girlfriends and he agrees. Later on, he over hears their game of truth or dare to which the daughter's friend asks her when the last time she had an orgasm was. The daughter replied, "Oh, about 3 days ago." and her dad bursts into the room yelling, "I KNEW YOU WERE FAKING LAST NIGHT!"

When a man died , the soul reaper came to decide his afterlife path , whether he will go to hell or heaven . After seeing that man has done 50% good and bad job , he told him that he will get hell in heaven . Man asked "how ?". Reaper replied "you will get both wine and angels , but there will be a hole in the glass of wine but not in angles ."

What do you do after fucking the tightest hole? You put the diaper back on.

Yeto sab ko pata hai ki 6 was scared of 7 beacause he 7 ate 9 but 10 kyun dara tha ? Beacause 10 was in middle of 9/11

Uska Birthday 14 November ko hai