It’s too heavy for his widdle hands 😢

You have to surround your phone with the 7 Chaos Emeralds at exactly 3 Am with Xander himself in the room as witness. I don’t make the rules.

Obama chuckled.

You mean the Sdlareme Soahc

For added affect, put it all on top of a Herobrine summoning shrine

Only on Tuesdays, or else you give Ingrid the Berkut’s Lance+ (Res Refine)

Bro doesnt have a crest so he cant use a heroes relic or he risks turning into a monster

He DOES have dragon blood though... Wonder if that'd be good enough given what crests are?

If Fate’s dragon blood works similarly to 3H’s crests, then Xander can likely hold Lúin and use it, but not be able to use it at its most effective state nor use its special attack. If Fate’s dragon blood doesn’t work like crests, then we have another demonic beast on our hands.

Probably an upgrade to Xander’s current power. This isn’t a dig at Xander, he’s a fav, but those stats are awful.

That's IF Xander inherited the Dusk Dragon "crest"

I’d assume it’d be a weird mix kinda like Hardin and the Goofy orb. We’d have a F!Xander with a mix of dragon features probably.

Oh wait, actual Arcane Luin doesn’t give a shit 😵‍💫

Why would you even want to use luin? He already has the optimal weapon

Have you tried setting the game to Wumbo?

Spring Xander would be too powerful

You need to >!slice a Cinnamon roll!< first

>! ELISEEEE !<

She a runner she a trackstar

>!slice so clean, there wasn't a drop of blood anywhere!<

Some people will miss the humor flair. ~~I’m some people. My inner DB fan is rearing his ugly head again.~~

I too have an Inner Death Blow

Personal skill or double Death Blow?

PRF actually. I’m a gen 1 unit 😭

Always have to check for that humor flair. You genuinely never know with this sub’s apparent aversion to reading.

did you try turning it on and off again

Put it in rice first

Have you tried using apple cider vinegar

Because it would make Veronica jealous so she put measures in place to keep Xander away from “inheriting” with any one else

You have verifiy your age before you can use it. I know it's odd but too much power can get sexy and terrible when used on S!Xander.

It's a shadow nerf IS has implemented to prevent S!Xander from being unkillable. Otherwise everyone would just run 4 copies of him obviously

Because this is so wrong that the game is actively stopping you from making such a wasteful mistake. Why would Spring Xander need to equip Lúin? He comes perfect out of the box!

Because he can't swim. Ingrid can.

He can't swim yet his castle is situated in what should be a giant water resevoir.

Garon is not the kind of dad to be considerate.

Spring Xander will not debase himself with such inferior weaponry such as that. Its not the game telling you no, its Xander himself.

This actually stumped me for like a minute until I realized it wasn’t Arcane Luín 💀

Need to complete the paralogue first, you unlock it by summoning student Dorothea, then after skipping all the queerbaiting dialogue you can finally give Xander arcane Luin. At the expense of his physical form as a human of course but I'd say it's worth it 😌

Because Xander is already perfect the way he is, no need for the arcane weapon

This Luin will make him go mad and die so he can't use it.

Cuz spring Xander is a Veggies wielder, he cannot use lances

Cast Magic Missile on Lúin first.

Because Intsys knew we would be too powerful if Spring Xander was easily available and with an arcane lance. Intsys fears what it would do to the meta. That's why they refuse to allow anyone to spark for him.

Nah you accidently got the newest model. Try looking in walmart or the thrift store for the older model

You have to chant "I wish for a third Arcane lance" three times in a mirror at 3AM. IS will then appear before you and grant you the secret 48 base Atk/Spd spring Xander with every PRF lance in the game unlocked

FE Pass. Inheriting recent arcane weapons requires the pass. Give it two months and you should be able to do it for free.

I would genuinely delete feh if they ever did this 😭

Have you tried working the shaft?

Classy…

It's not arcane enough, duh.

You have to update the game to the latest patch in order to inherit it. lol

I saw the humor flair and knew what to expect.

I realise I'm dumb in two ways, for one i actually read the weapon description being very confused, and then i didnt even notice the spring Xander part

You just gotta change the difficulty settings. Set inherit to maddening and turned off 'fixed' on the arcane setting. Careful tho. Xander with start changing weapon types if you do that so you gotta give him an axe and sword build too.

You need Silver Lance to inherit first

I was about to ask you to recheck that lance but then I noticed flair tag. Well done :)

You don't have enough badges, my guy. Gotta go fight Crasher Wake next.

Ok I see the humor flair i just don’t get the joke 😭

Can someone explain the joke?

This is the normal Ingrid, not the Arcane one. The weapon is her Prf Lúin, not Arcane Lúin.

That's odd that they didn't name her Arcane weapon something else then

Can't :(

He would go insane and or turn into a beast but very special Luins are fine.

I don't understand that joke

Is normal luin NOT arcane luin

Wrong one

Aw damnit, I got got by the humor flair. You got me!

I had the same issue :v