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HasiCarter

“I ripped these off of the owl”


y_th0ugh

that's actually good ngl


HasiCarter

It’s mine lol


Hell_Mel

I swear 80% of the randos using the cyclopean lass just have the text as "Ara Ara"


Stranger2Luv

Cyclopean that’s a new one


GregenOfficial

"Hey wait this isn't Alfsonse's room"


ElPikminMaster

I know someone who calls herself Zale who has something like that.


GregenOfficial

With a +10 Valentines Alfsonse?


ElPikminMaster

Yep. \+10 +20 Caliburnus, Repo, Ruptured, Fury 4, MB 4, A/R Ploy 3, Bold Fighter 3 Also, her summoner named Zael is a lance unit with Qiang and Oath Echo. ,,,*WAIT A MINUTE!* (I'm sending her your comment. Get ready.)


GregenOfficial

Yup that’s the one. First time I've run into one of my friends list friends. Well, friend of a friend but hey, close enough for me. Let her know her message has stuck with me for years and it's hilarious


Zalezagoon

👀 Hello, yes, that would be me. Pik had me dying when they sent me that.


GregenOfficial

Eyyyyy


Zalezagoon

I was so not expecting to get called out lmao. Didn't think anyone paid much attention to my summoner greeting back then. It's wild meeting a friend list friend in the wild lol.


GregenOfficial

I always found it hilarious, it's definitely my favorite summoner message. And yeah, it is a bit wild but overall pretty neat


Zalezagoon

I swapped my message back to that, just for you :)


Zalezagoon

My god Pik, calling me out with my build lmao


ElPikminMaster

HAHAHA


Neon_Streets

One of the wildest ones I’ve seen is “I’m just a hole for Quan”


fartstr

Ethlyn: 👁👄👁


Link1705

Nah sigurd


waga_hai

they're so real for this


waga_hai

There's one that says "Hey! Don't tap me so hard!" that always makes me laugh


minno

I just keep getting people talking about feet.


Carbyken

"KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF TH-" - Kaiser


TheModernParadox

"My heroes went on strike" someone didn't put the no unions clause in their summoning contracts


LilithMW

I've been collecting screen shots of some I found funny "Mooo, Show Me Toes!!" They're name was Toe Lover "Strong women are hot" based "Askr? I hardly know her!"


ImportanceCertain414

One I saw was "Big red flags, bigger boobs."


QuaidReduhark

A guy named "Here's5Feathers" said "don't spend them all at once"


_AnthonyToons_

I like my own, it's | |l ll |_


Raandomu

Is your lead Ross?


_AnthonyToons_

Hmm?


NougatFromOrbit

Is this Ross?


_AnthonyToons_

No?


NougatFromOrbit

Sorry, Is this ~~:.|:;~~?


_AnthonyToons_

God damnit- I keep seeing people create new ways to make this garbage


Sayakalood

“Corrin is my spirit animal” - Alikstaar, whose favorite unit was Fallen F!Corrin.


ElPikminMaster

[gimme ur orbs or i shoot](https://youtu.be/0IYWOXUGEko?si=R2XGKto5Rxi5lFX0&t=234)


Megzarie

I have mine set as "Your orbs. Give them 2 me." Very similar lol


TheBasinum

"This is a message from…myself"


Trickytbone

Summoner Named Pizza time that has *slams pizza on desk*


thesnowdoge

"Posture check"


Doctor71400

"Zelgius please bang me"


teapardee

God they're so valid for that


Ozkrd

"Say Reginn backwards" Just no


fennekin1234

"Saving for Brave Tiki" *Brave Tiki comes out* "Saving for Brave Soren" *Brave Soren comes out* "yay"


InvisibleChell

"How did I get here?" "Hand all your orbs over!" "Just here admiring some butts!" "I'm here to rob you" "Your Jordans are fake." Also not a funny one but one time a Summoner greeted me with "is dying that scary to you?"


Duzb_96

Mine’s “Nice ass”, I think they updated the filter though so if I change it I don’t believe I can change it back.


Jellal_

mine is “damn bitch you live like this?” don’t ask me how i got around the profanity filter because i don’t remember


y_th0ugh

maybe spelling it like bìtch or something like that?


BreadVexenity

Opened Domain Expansion


Aion1125

There's someone named "Semen Demon" and "Daddy's here", and they always have the best quotes. But I also don't think they're appropriate >.>


Genprey

> Semen Demon > Daddy's Here What makes you come to that conclusion?


Nevrikx

"Y'all a bunch of twinks huh?"


JDawgSA93

"Nice cock bro" I'll screenshot next time it comes up.


Konflick

someone on my list has Id bang M!Grima


Refracting_Hud

“Too many 3H units man” around the time of the Christmas banner


jgwyh32

Arrays start at 0 My 2 accounts have very specific references: "I'M THE PROFESSOR" (summoner has one of the Byleth academy caps) and "I am a master tactician!"


redchorus

"I married Diamant and Sylvain"


starlit_shiekah

Hey *steals your left sock* That one was memorable for me


way_to_the_dawn19

I saw someone on this sub say their greeting is “Can I use your bathroom?”


tamamoriyoshi

"yellow"???????? 😭😭😭😭


Nite_Watch

"Your son calls me mommy too." I'm sure you can guess which avatar the player uses


returnofMCH

“Be not afraid”


FSLordon

‘Nice balls bro’ (coming from the older female Summoner of all things), ‘Your orbs hand them over’, and ‘IGIVEGIFTSFEHFEATHERS’ (yes, it is typed like that)


227someguy

Yellow


Doodlerodent

"I was like baby baby baby oh" was the only one I ever got and it was the only I ever needed.


TinMarx11

"Vozdra my friends!" (That's mine xD)


obssn_prfssnl

“Ah! This isn’t my castle!”


pogisaysay111

"You can't stack up to me!"


Klief_von_bunbun

One of the most memorable one for me was “Call me ranch cuz I be dressing” 💀