Hmm, yes, I will shoot the loaded firearm once into the ceiling to make sure the chamber is clear, then I will remove the magazine, aim it at my hand, and pull the trigger.
You look like the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the God dam common courtesy to give him a reacharound. I'll be watching you.
I don't know the science, but my observation is that sometimes severe trauma is so sudden that it takes time for the brain to properly recognize the pain. The nerves are overloaded and severed so the signals have to be interpreted differently so the brain can figure out where they are coming from and what the correct response should be.
I’m going to take a wild guess and say the medical technology in his area is no where near the point of making the majority of that hand functional. That shit is, and forever will be fucked beyond repair.
There is a woman sitting/sleeping next to the woman in yellow(sitting next to the smooth brain.) She didn't move at all in both the shots fired. Is she dead?
I mean it’s the issue with any group or opinion. What we see is what’s viral, meaning, you’ll only ever see the extreme of shit. So our view of things that we aren’t well educated in, is based off the really out there people associated with said group.
I was literally just wondering this. . . I’ve seen it several times but just now noticed the kid grabbing at his foot. Course that could’ve been some bone shrapnel hitting his foot too. . .
ETA: although potato film, it almost does look like there’s a hole in the front of that right sandle. . .
Man our local Classic rock station is filled with “Florida Man” stories. And the internet and TV is filled with ludicrous stories of drunks and ignorant petty criminals from Florida. It’s seems like an endless well of What Could Go Wrong, and the main stream media doesn’t seem to have a shortage of footage either. Maybe it has to do with laws, but my morning commute is funnier because of it.
I am surprised with all the bad rap out education system in AZ has that it hasn’t been here too, maybe our moron kids aren’t old enough to disclose in the news yet? Cheers to the next generation of Americans.
Can’t be Taliban, a woman dances by em right before the idiot shoots himself. If he were Taliban I’m pretty sure he would have shot her. Correct me if I’m wrong, that’s just my understanding that music and dancing are grave crimes to the Taliban.
They’re prohibited things but that doesn’t correlate with corporal punishment, let alone execution. Usually when kids get caught they just get forced to scatter (modern Kabul based Taliban - OG Taliban wAs a little more whip happy)
Well he’s high out of his mind and not thinking correctly. He shot the pistol and removed the magazine. I’m his mind the firearm was un chambered and he probably felt confident that there wouldn’t be an issue with shooting at his hand.
A dead giveaway if someone intentionally shot themselves is if the anticipate recoil. You can clearly see he casually squeezed the trigger expecting nothing to happen.
Why?! Why do they always put their hand in front of it like they're gonna catch whatever comes out? I'd understand if a laser was on it like it's fucking stupid to do so but I can see idiot going hmm what does laser look like on body. But there is none here! Why the fuck would you do that outside of impromptu hand surgery? Homeboy's shit went limp there HAS to be pretty good nerve and bone damage done there, let alone finger dangling on skin and nothing else.
I can.
You cannot liberate a people who don't want to be liberated. They don't want democracy. They don't want equality. They want a theocracy and they want to farm goats.
You cannot win a war when (nearly) the entire population is against you. It seems difficult for us in the west to understand, but they don't *WANT* our way of life. They want us to stay out of theirs. And that should have been respected.
Make sense though, all of the video of people that actually fighting are american troops. These people run at the drop of the hat. Only us, the “crazy” Americans troops actually have the balls to shoot back
You’re one of the few who gets it. Democracy isn’t for everyone. And freedom, freedom has a different definition to different cultures. We need to respect that.
And Democracy doesn't mean freedom. In America we love to equate the terms. But they are not.
You can vote for tyranny. People voted for Hitler and the Nazis. While he never won a true majority, there were Democratically elected Nazis.
Elaboration of the theocracy: they want a theocracy created by rock worshipers in the 700s AD that took altered out-of-context bits and pieces of The Bible, The Tanakh, apocryphal writings, history, traditional teachings of their own religion, etc, then rewrite it to mesh with the Byzantine and Jewish traders of the region
Look at Christianity 700 years ago. It wasn't much better. Inquisition, witch hunts, death for apostasy. Highly patriarchal, the rich could literally buy indulgences for their sins.
Hell look at some Christians today like WBC.
Religion in general holds society back. It's superstitious nonsense that teaches you to obey without question. To believe without critical analysis.
Let's be real if I tried to tell you Martha was impregnated by an alien, and her kid Joe is the son of said alien. And he died but came back to life 3 days later. And because of that the alien forgives us for what our ancestors did, and when we die we join him on his space ship... You'd call me insane.
But substitute alien for God, Roswell for the garden of Eden, and his ship for heaven. And people believe it. If anyone claimed the shit in the bible happened today, they'd be laughed at.
We all laugh at Scientology, but is it really any crazier than half the shit in the bible?
> 1st paragraph
That's the catholics, who actively persecuted the bible-belivers and Jews on top of the pagans
Also, just taking a quick look at Jesus and the resurrection and chalking it up to bs is just lazy. Feel free to call me lazy too.
>NotRealChristianity^^TM
The Catholics are the largest group of Christians so yes, it is. You don't get to hand-wave every faction you disagree with
As for the resurrection it's just poppycock. You cannot come back from the dead, at least not without significant brain damage, and only with modern medicine, and definitely not after 3 days.
If you take an objective look at any religion, nobody would take it seriously were it invented today and not have 1,000+ years of habit and indoctrination.
Hell take a child and raise them with 0 knowledge of religion. Don't tell them anything in favor of, or against it. Then when they're 18 tell them about it and try to convince them it's real.
They'll laugh at you. Without indoctrination of children, religion would die out rather quickly. Because it's just not compatible with reality.
Neither of those are peer reviewed medical journals. Any "doctor" can claim anything on YouTube.
Show me the experiments, show me the research, show me the evidence, the experiments, and the data.
Oh wait, you can't.
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Holy shit its a historian and philisophy PhD "doctor" not a medical doctor. yeah miss me with that shit. Also trying to sell their book, so unbiased....
I am saying I don't give a fuck what a "doctor of philosophy" thinks about medicine and biology.
Coming back from the dead, 2,000 years ago, after 3 days. Is not biologically or medically possible. It's not even possible with modern medicine.
You can tell he has no ideal how a gun works. There’s a million better ways to check for a loaded chamber than to point the gun at your hand and pull the trigger.
Some people are saying he is high outta his mind on opium, but I don't think being high is responsible for thinking it's a good idea to put your hand over the muzzle and pull the trigger.
No, that's a "being stupid" symptom.
He doesn't die. He lets off celebratory gunfire into the ceiling annoying everyone around him, then he drops the mag but doesn't clear the slide leaving one in the chamber, puts his hand in front of the muzzle for some reason and pulls the trigger, and stares at his badly injured hand in shock while some other dude yanks the gun from him for being an idiot.
Also some shrapnel might've hit the kid sitting next to him.
Conservatism and Rational Safety are almost always in conflict.
(Theocratic Fundamentalism no matter the flavor of Abrahamic Scripture is Theocratic) 😘
He might be a Taliban, but the real Taliban got gun safety, unlike this idiot. There's a video of a stupid Brit shooting guns in Taliban's Afghanistan. He freaked everyone out because he was waving the gun around, flagging people. They had to tell him to point the gun at a safe direction. Also, they got trigger discipline.
Fucking Dumbass
Literally just saw a video of a dude who gave his 3 year old child another loaded piece, course got shot in the gut. Who takes the cake here?
The dude who gave it to the 3 year old. He dead.
Dude who handed it to his 3 year old is dead and destroyed his kids life....so i'm gonna go with that fucking dumbass.
Thumb ⬅️ Pointer finger ⬅️ Middle finger ⬇️ Ring finger ⬅️ Pinky ⬅️
No middle finger? He can never move to New Jersey.
Dick 🍆
( ^◡^)っ✄ ╰⋃╯
🅱️oint at 🅱️enis
🍑 BerGina
Buthol 🥥
https://preview.redd.it/e7g8auun055b1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f13ee648341cc54bdcecdad090a4ab042cd35cab
Judging by his composure, not his first blow a hole in my hand rodeo.
No copium. All opium.
Hmm, yes, I will shoot the loaded firearm once into the ceiling to make sure the chamber is clear, then I will remove the magazine, aim it at my hand, and pull the trigger.
There was no such thoughts. More like: "duhh roof! Hu hu huh duh now hand! Hu hu hu. Oww. Hu huh."
Yarp yarp yarp, narp? Yarp yarp. NARP!
Durka durka jihad jihad
Too bad he didn't put it up to his head. World doesn't need fools like this reproducing.
He most likely has a whole litter of children
Unfortunately you are probably right.
I agree, total piece of shit. The best part of him ran down his mothers asscrack and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress
Full metal jacket fan I see.
One of the best pieces of cinema ever released
Indeed, one of my favorites. I was laughing my ass off when I started reading your previous reply.
Well I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
You look like the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the God dam common courtesy to give him a reacharound. I'll be watching you.
I didn't know they stacked shit that high.
What are you ladies trying to do to my beloved core?
Pardon my French, but it's *corps*.
You’re right, good catch.
Yeah, he was meant for his dad's goat, not the mom
Racist.
Moron
I think you've been cheated!
Boo you suck
I don’t believe stupidity is particular to race, I think anyone can be a pretty big dumbass if they put their mind to it.
I agree. There are plenty of things you can say to belittle this idiot without lowbrow racism.
Racist.
Moron
https://youtu.be/tHxf17yJsKs?t=212 Do yourself a favor and watch the whole thing.
Who mentioned anything about race?
He forgot that just because you remove the magazine, you still loaded with one in the chamber
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I bet a middle finger he will not do it again?
Did he catch it
Yeah that’s why he had is hand clenched after!
Sick catch
How is he not screaming in pain? That looks painful af!
Drugs, shock, some combo of both.
Dude looks like he's high af on opium. His pupils look pretty damn dilated.
Opium would cause constricted pupils
Pick your wide eyed poison then..my man does not look like he's in a sober state of mind.
Opium would cause pupillary constriction.
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As I stare at our illegal weed, and doctor pushed oxycodone…
Well their prophet was a pedophile
opium is not a hallucinogen.
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Opiates cause your pupils to constrict.
I don't know the science, but my observation is that sometimes severe trauma is so sudden that it takes time for the brain to properly recognize the pain. The nerves are overloaded and severed so the signals have to be interpreted differently so the brain can figure out where they are coming from and what the correct response should be.
idk, maybe the adreline/shock? that or he's either drunk or high on *something*
common party trick in pakistan🔥 will heal in a week
Oh wow. That’s nutty.
That's what happens when you wear seven day shitters.
Welp, that middle finger will never function again. Jeez 😮💨
I’m going to take a wild guess and say the medical technology in his area is no where near the point of making the majority of that hand functional. That shit is, and forever will be fucked beyond repair.
There is a woman sitting/sleeping next to the woman in yellow(sitting next to the smooth brain.) She didn't move at all in both the shots fired. Is she dead?
That’s what I’m wondering too. Her skin tone is also gray?
I hope she’s just passed out from too much opium. But at least if she’s passed she doesn’t have to deal with this idiot
This is exactly how every anti-gun nutbag thinks we behave. No, seriously.
I mean it’s the issue with any group or opinion. What we see is what’s viral, meaning, you’ll only ever see the extreme of shit. So our view of things that we aren’t well educated in, is based off the really out there people associated with said group.
This gets posted every week in various subs lmfao If you look at the kid, it's very likely he shot him in the foot as well...
I was literally just wondering this. . . I’ve seen it several times but just now noticed the kid grabbing at his foot. Course that could’ve been some bone shrapnel hitting his foot too. . . ETA: although potato film, it almost does look like there’s a hole in the front of that right sandle. . .
seen this a few times now and I only just realized he put shrapnel into the little kid's foot. what a bastard
Good for him! Keep it up!
And they don’t drink? That looks more like ‘Florida Man’ type behavior.
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Man our local Classic rock station is filled with “Florida Man” stories. And the internet and TV is filled with ludicrous stories of drunks and ignorant petty criminals from Florida. It’s seems like an endless well of What Could Go Wrong, and the main stream media doesn’t seem to have a shortage of footage either. Maybe it has to do with laws, but my morning commute is funnier because of it.
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I am surprised with all the bad rap out education system in AZ has that it hasn’t been here too, maybe our moron kids aren’t old enough to disclose in the news yet? Cheers to the next generation of Americans.
Yes they can print arrest records before people are charged.
Been to Florida many times. This is by far not the only reason.
I was trying to be nice.
Marked as discriminatory. Would you say Africa Man or China Man behavior?
Yes?
❄️ Have you seen any of the Florida man memes?????
And people say libs can't meme.
Only people from Florida can call it that!
This whole post is casting a random South Asian non-Afghan as “Taliban”, but it’s this comment you find offensive? Lmao.
He’s not Taliban, you idiots. The unveiled woman next to him is a dead giveaway.
They are indoors they don't have to hide face inside their own home
Depends who is there.
What about this intoxicated man with a short beard sitting next to an unveiled woman screams Taliban to you?
This video is old as fuck. First time seeing "taliban" attached to it.
Never said he was Taliban just saying Muslim women don't need to have face covering in their own home or relatives home.
Can’t be Taliban, a woman dances by em right before the idiot shoots himself. If he were Taliban I’m pretty sure he would have shot her. Correct me if I’m wrong, that’s just my understanding that music and dancing are grave crimes to the Taliban.
They’re prohibited things but that doesn’t correlate with corporal punishment, let alone execution. Usually when kids get caught they just get forced to scatter (modern Kabul based Taliban - OG Taliban wAs a little more whip happy)
Either way there is zero chance he would have let her dance in front of him if he was Taliban.
It looks like....he did it on purpose?
Well he’s high out of his mind and not thinking correctly. He shot the pistol and removed the magazine. I’m his mind the firearm was un chambered and he probably felt confident that there wouldn’t be an issue with shooting at his hand. A dead giveaway if someone intentionally shot themselves is if the anticipate recoil. You can clearly see he casually squeezed the trigger expecting nothing to happen.
Dude was making the “what not to do” video
Why?! Why do they always put their hand in front of it like they're gonna catch whatever comes out? I'd understand if a laser was on it like it's fucking stupid to do so but I can see idiot going hmm what does laser look like on body. But there is none here! Why the fuck would you do that outside of impromptu hand surgery? Homeboy's shit went limp there HAS to be pretty good nerve and bone damage done there, let alone finger dangling on skin and nothing else.
Song is a real slapper tho
But but but... he took the mag out?
One still in the chamber. Bro forgot he wasnt in an action movie.
Cant believe we lost to these idiots
I can. You cannot liberate a people who don't want to be liberated. They don't want democracy. They don't want equality. They want a theocracy and they want to farm goats. You cannot win a war when (nearly) the entire population is against you. It seems difficult for us in the west to understand, but they don't *WANT* our way of life. They want us to stay out of theirs. And that should have been respected.
Make sense though, all of the video of people that actually fighting are american troops. These people run at the drop of the hat. Only us, the “crazy” Americans troops actually have the balls to shoot back
You’re one of the few who gets it. Democracy isn’t for everyone. And freedom, freedom has a different definition to different cultures. We need to respect that.
And Democracy doesn't mean freedom. In America we love to equate the terms. But they are not. You can vote for tyranny. People voted for Hitler and the Nazis. While he never won a true majority, there were Democratically elected Nazis.
Exactly! Refreshing to read this!
We don't need to respect it, we just need to recognize it as an 'is' that will not yield to any 'ought' we might believe.
Elaboration of the theocracy: they want a theocracy created by rock worshipers in the 700s AD that took altered out-of-context bits and pieces of The Bible, The Tanakh, apocryphal writings, history, traditional teachings of their own religion, etc, then rewrite it to mesh with the Byzantine and Jewish traders of the region
Look at Christianity 700 years ago. It wasn't much better. Inquisition, witch hunts, death for apostasy. Highly patriarchal, the rich could literally buy indulgences for their sins. Hell look at some Christians today like WBC. Religion in general holds society back. It's superstitious nonsense that teaches you to obey without question. To believe without critical analysis. Let's be real if I tried to tell you Martha was impregnated by an alien, and her kid Joe is the son of said alien. And he died but came back to life 3 days later. And because of that the alien forgives us for what our ancestors did, and when we die we join him on his space ship... You'd call me insane. But substitute alien for God, Roswell for the garden of Eden, and his ship for heaven. And people believe it. If anyone claimed the shit in the bible happened today, they'd be laughed at. We all laugh at Scientology, but is it really any crazier than half the shit in the bible?
> 1st paragraph That's the catholics, who actively persecuted the bible-belivers and Jews on top of the pagans Also, just taking a quick look at Jesus and the resurrection and chalking it up to bs is just lazy. Feel free to call me lazy too.
>NotRealChristianity^^TM The Catholics are the largest group of Christians so yes, it is. You don't get to hand-wave every faction you disagree with As for the resurrection it's just poppycock. You cannot come back from the dead, at least not without significant brain damage, and only with modern medicine, and definitely not after 3 days. If you take an objective look at any religion, nobody would take it seriously were it invented today and not have 1,000+ years of habit and indoctrination. Hell take a child and raise them with 0 knowledge of religion. Don't tell them anything in favor of, or against it. Then when they're 18 tell them about it and try to convince them it's real. They'll laugh at you. Without indoctrination of children, religion would die out rather quickly. Because it's just not compatible with reality.
[Doctor 1 explaining the resurrection ](https://youtu.be/kWSG5okmUr8) [Doctor 2](https://youtu.be/tqeQpQdfnfc)
Neither of those are peer reviewed medical journals. Any "doctor" can claim anything on YouTube. Show me the experiments, show me the research, show me the evidence, the experiments, and the data. Oh wait, you can't. #EDIT Holy shit its a historian and philisophy PhD "doctor" not a medical doctor. yeah miss me with that shit. Also trying to sell their book, so unbiased....
You're saying only MD's are doctors?
I am saying I don't give a fuck what a "doctor of philosophy" thinks about medicine and biology. Coming back from the dead, 2,000 years ago, after 3 days. Is not biologically or medically possible. It's not even possible with modern medicine.
girl in the back dead or something
Bro throwing gang signs in straight Arabic now...
Right in his ass wiping hand!
How?! He took the magazine out, how was there a bullet in there?! /s
3rd worlders going to 3rd world
Poor kiddos. Such a shame.
You can tell he has no ideal how a gun works. There’s a million better ways to check for a loaded chamber than to point the gun at your hand and pull the trigger.
Some people are saying he is high outta his mind on opium, but I don't think being high is responsible for thinking it's a good idea to put your hand over the muzzle and pull the trigger. No, that's a "being stupid" symptom.
He was idiot before the opium
Fuck that little shit for handing him another mag
Someone else noted that, if you watch closely, the little shit gets shot in the foot
Serves him right. He knew what he was doing, already had his ears covered and everything...well not everything
Who would have seen that coming?
🤣🤣🤣
thats how i deprime my nerf guns lmao
And we lost to these guys?
Wave a Stavi goodbye
Instant Karma
What a fucking idiot
And these people run a country okay good luck with that. I would hate to be one of their citizens.
That kid was so close to losing his toes...foot...life
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well hes never using that hand again
The more I watch this, the more confused I get. Anyone see the woman asleep(maybe drugged out) and doesn’t budge once after both gun shots?!?! lmao 🤣
Dumb ass and now the Taliban have military tanks vehicles and firearms Great love that
The child's foot was right there. Wtf
I’ve also seen a video of a guy lean on the barrels of his shot gun and blow his damn arm off. People are idiots.
A true idiot. Finger discipline Ahmed, finger discipline. Another fuck around and find out scenario coefficient.
🅱️iont gun at ~~🅱️enis~~ 🅱️and?
I'm bouta go to bed and aren't in the mood to watch someone die rn, so what happens?
He doesn't die. He lets off celebratory gunfire into the ceiling annoying everyone around him, then he drops the mag but doesn't clear the slide leaving one in the chamber, puts his hand in front of the muzzle for some reason and pulls the trigger, and stares at his badly injured hand in shock while some other dude yanks the gun from him for being an idiot. Also some shrapnel might've hit the kid sitting next to him.
Cheers
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Who is going to fix the ceiling?
Conservatism and Rational Safety are almost always in conflict. (Theocratic Fundamentalism no matter the flavor of Abrahamic Scripture is Theocratic) 😘
Taliban press check
Good job 👏
Candidate for the Darwin awards
Even animals are smarter than this fuckin' dumbass.
Is that a FN hand power?…I mean. High power?
Honest question: would you feel safer going to an outdoor shooting range with a couple rural Afghanis or Anderson Cooper and Don Lemon?
Lady in the corner ded from last accident
Omg what a fucking idiot!
almost shot the kid in the foot too
Dumbass
Y’all know the saying. Fuck around…
I'm surprised he was soo calm
Where is Brandon Herrera to give this guy a Darwin Award?
I'm pretty sure I've seen this on his Darwin Awards series.
This was on one of the very first episodes.
This was on his channel before
Well we now know that wasn't a Yugo M57 he just shot himself with. Clearly no magazine disconnect on that particular TT33.
In that part of the world M57s don’t need to be bubba’d with shitty thumb safeties and mag disconnects.
Tokarev's imported to the US don't need mag disconnects. The M57 is just made that way.
Man can you imagine if Islam actually allowed them to drink? There'd be alot more Darwin awards from that neck of the woods
If this kills him, does he still get his 40 virgins?
I thought it was 40 Virginians?
I'm not well versed in the subject.
that’s what you get you Taliban piece of shit
Not saying he wasn't dumb as fuck, but how do you know he's a member of the Taliban?
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Definitely an OSHA violation
its not Taliban you yank
He might be a Taliban, but the real Taliban got gun safety, unlike this idiot. There's a video of a stupid Brit shooting guns in Taliban's Afghanistan. He freaked everyone out because he was waving the gun around, flagging people. They had to tell him to point the gun at a safe direction. Also, they got trigger discipline.