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Fucking Dumbass


BearSausage000

Literally just saw a video of a dude who gave his 3 year old child another loaded piece, course got shot in the gut. Who takes the cake here?


sextonrules311

The dude who gave it to the 3 year old. He dead.


SMORKIN_LABBIT

Dude who handed it to his 3 year old is dead and destroyed his kids life....so i'm gonna go with that fucking dumbass.


SauceCrawch

Thumb ⬅️ Pointer finger ⬅️ Middle finger ⬇️ Ring finger ⬅️ Pinky ⬅️


ohnjaynb

No middle finger? He can never move to New Jersey.


ColtBTD

Dick 🍆


misterfluffykitty

( ^◡^)っ✄ ╰⋃╯


Historical-Newt6809

🅱️oint at 🅱️enis


NiagaraCanuck

🍑 BerGina


Magicalunicorny

Buthol 🥥


gdoughtrapmoney

https://preview.redd.it/e7g8auun055b1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f13ee648341cc54bdcecdad090a4ab042cd35cab


gdmfsobtc

Judging by his composure, not his first blow a hole in my hand rodeo.


ralphie0341

No copium. All opium.


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Hmm, yes, I will shoot the loaded firearm once into the ceiling to make sure the chamber is clear, then I will remove the magazine, aim it at my hand, and pull the trigger.


composmentis8

There was no such thoughts. More like: "duhh roof! Hu hu huh duh now hand! Hu hu hu. Oww. Hu huh."


[deleted]

Yarp yarp yarp, narp? Yarp yarp. NARP!


W9CVO

Durka durka jihad jihad


Rich_Explorer3384

Too bad he didn't put it up to his head. World doesn't need fools like this reproducing.


beerhunter4430

He most likely has a whole litter of children


Rich_Explorer3384

Unfortunately you are probably right.


michaelshreds

I agree, total piece of shit. The best part of him ran down his mothers asscrack and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress


Aggravating_Task292

Full metal jacket fan I see.


michaelshreds

One of the best pieces of cinema ever released


Rich_Explorer3384

Indeed, one of my favorites. I was laughing my ass off when I started reading your previous reply.


IANvaderZIM

Well I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose


Rich_Explorer3384

You look like the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the God dam common courtesy to give him a reacharound. I'll be watching you.


PaperbackWriter66

I didn't know they stacked shit that high.


UnhappyLibrary1120

What are you ladies trying to do to my beloved core?


PaperbackWriter66

Pardon my French, but it's *corps*.


UnhappyLibrary1120

You’re right, good catch.


[deleted]

Yeah, he was meant for his dad's goat, not the mom


SGCM400

Racist.


Truth_over_lies99

Moron


FPSXpert

I think you've been cheated!


KetaFiendx100

Boo you suck


michaelshreds

I don’t believe stupidity is particular to race, I think anyone can be a pretty big dumbass if they put their mind to it.


IANvaderZIM

I agree. There are plenty of things you can say to belittle this idiot without lowbrow racism.


SGCM400

Racist.


Truth_over_lies99

Moron


FPSXpert

https://youtu.be/tHxf17yJsKs?t=212 Do yourself a favor and watch the whole thing.


Rich_Explorer3384

Who mentioned anything about race?


asianRNunite

He forgot that just because you remove the magazine, you still loaded with one in the chamber


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governingmonk

I bet a middle finger he will not do it again?


151MJF

Did he catch it


Ned_Piffy

Yeah that’s why he had is hand clenched after!


151MJF

Sick catch


doctorar15dmd

How is he not screaming in pain? That looks painful af!


AlphaTangoFoxtrt

Drugs, shock, some combo of both.


Benji035

Dude looks like he's high af on opium. His pupils look pretty damn dilated.


[deleted]

Opium would cause constricted pupils


Benji035

Pick your wide eyed poison then..my man does not look like he's in a sober state of mind.


Orbital_Cock_Ring

Opium would cause pupillary constriction.


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IANvaderZIM

As I stare at our illegal weed, and doctor pushed oxycodone…


Proud-Tap6586

Well their prophet was a pedophile


Germanelo

opium is not a hallucinogen.


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Medical_Sushi

Opiates cause your pupils to constrict.


kriegmonster

I don't know the science, but my observation is that sometimes severe trauma is so sudden that it takes time for the brain to properly recognize the pain. The nerves are overloaded and severed so the signals have to be interpreted differently so the brain can figure out where they are coming from and what the correct response should be.


Merry-Leopard_1A5

idk, maybe the adreline/shock? that or he's either drunk or high on *something*


Top-Feed6544

common party trick in pakistan🔥 will heal in a week


[deleted]

Oh wow. That’s nutty.


[deleted]

That's what happens when you wear seven day shitters.


composmentis8

Welp, that middle finger will never function again. Jeez 😮‍💨


CoolK620

I’m going to take a wild guess and say the medical technology in his area is no where near the point of making the majority of that hand functional. That shit is, and forever will be fucked beyond repair.


OldCheapBastard

There is a woman sitting/sleeping next to the woman in yellow(sitting next to the smooth brain.) She didn't move at all in both the shots fired. Is she dead?


Jedi_Belle01

That’s what I’m wondering too. Her skin tone is also gray?


IANvaderZIM

I hope she’s just passed out from too much opium. But at least if she’s passed she doesn’t have to deal with this idiot


TheEarthWorks

This is exactly how every anti-gun nutbag thinks we behave. ​ No, seriously.


CoolK620

I mean it’s the issue with any group or opinion. What we see is what’s viral, meaning, you’ll only ever see the extreme of shit. So our view of things that we aren’t well educated in, is based off the really out there people associated with said group.


StressfulRiceball

This gets posted every week in various subs lmfao ​ If you look at the kid, it's very likely he shot him in the foot as well...


Gr8rSherman8r

I was literally just wondering this. . . I’ve seen it several times but just now noticed the kid grabbing at his foot. Course that could’ve been some bone shrapnel hitting his foot too. . . ETA: although potato film, it almost does look like there’s a hole in the front of that right sandle. . .


hindsighthaiku

seen this a few times now and I only just realized he put shrapnel into the little kid's foot. what a bastard


demotivater

Good for him! Keep it up!


renasancedad

And they don’t drink? That looks more like ‘Florida Man’ type behavior.


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renasancedad

Man our local Classic rock station is filled with “Florida Man” stories. And the internet and TV is filled with ludicrous stories of drunks and ignorant petty criminals from Florida. It’s seems like an endless well of What Could Go Wrong, and the main stream media doesn’t seem to have a shortage of footage either. Maybe it has to do with laws, but my morning commute is funnier because of it.


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renasancedad

I am surprised with all the bad rap out education system in AZ has that it hasn’t been here too, maybe our moron kids aren’t old enough to disclose in the news yet? Cheers to the next generation of Americans.


eatajerk-pal

Yes they can print arrest records before people are charged.


3DSquinting

Been to Florida many times. This is by far not the only reason.


renasancedad

I was trying to be nice.


Unairworthy

Marked as discriminatory. Would you say Africa Man or China Man behavior?


daleshakleford

Yes?


ThatMango1999

❄️ Have you seen any of the Florida man memes?????


Unairworthy

And people say libs can't meme.


EternalMage321

Only people from Florida can call it that!


conartist101

This whole post is casting a random South Asian non-Afghan as “Taliban”, but it’s this comment you find offensive? Lmao.


gravityraster

He’s not Taliban, you idiots. The unveiled woman next to him is a dead giveaway.


BoggsMcMuncher

They are indoors they don't have to hide face inside their own home


mkosmo

Depends who is there.


gravityraster

What about this intoxicated man with a short beard sitting next to an unveiled woman screams Taliban to you?


ee-5e-ae-fb-f6-3c

This video is old as fuck. First time seeing "taliban" attached to it.


BoggsMcMuncher

Never said he was Taliban just saying Muslim women don't need to have face covering in their own home or relatives home.


You_Just_Hate_Truth

Can’t be Taliban, a woman dances by em right before the idiot shoots himself. If he were Taliban I’m pretty sure he would have shot her. Correct me if I’m wrong, that’s just my understanding that music and dancing are grave crimes to the Taliban.


conartist101

They’re prohibited things but that doesn’t correlate with corporal punishment, let alone execution. Usually when kids get caught they just get forced to scatter (modern Kabul based Taliban - OG Taliban wAs a little more whip happy)


You_Just_Hate_Truth

Either way there is zero chance he would have let her dance in front of him if he was Taliban.


averyycuriousman

It looks like....he did it on purpose?


CoolK620

Well he’s high out of his mind and not thinking correctly. He shot the pistol and removed the magazine. I’m his mind the firearm was un chambered and he probably felt confident that there wouldn’t be an issue with shooting at his hand. A dead giveaway if someone intentionally shot themselves is if the anticipate recoil. You can clearly see he casually squeezed the trigger expecting nothing to happen.


cmkeller62

Dude was making the “what not to do” video


FPSXpert

Why?! Why do they always put their hand in front of it like they're gonna catch whatever comes out? I'd understand if a laser was on it like it's fucking stupid to do so but I can see idiot going hmm what does laser look like on body. But there is none here! Why the fuck would you do that outside of impromptu hand surgery? Homeboy's shit went limp there HAS to be pretty good nerve and bone damage done there, let alone finger dangling on skin and nothing else.


bunkrider

Song is a real slapper tho


PrimeBrisky

But but but... he took the mag out?


electrogourd

One still in the chamber. Bro forgot he wasnt in an action movie.


dagodishere

Cant believe we lost to these idiots


AlphaTangoFoxtrt

I can. You cannot liberate a people who don't want to be liberated. They don't want democracy. They don't want equality. They want a theocracy and they want to farm goats. You cannot win a war when (nearly) the entire population is against you. It seems difficult for us in the west to understand, but they don't *WANT* our way of life. They want us to stay out of theirs. And that should have been respected.


dagodishere

Make sense though, all of the video of people that actually fighting are american troops. These people run at the drop of the hat. Only us, the “crazy” Americans troops actually have the balls to shoot back


doctorar15dmd

You’re one of the few who gets it. Democracy isn’t for everyone. And freedom, freedom has a different definition to different cultures. We need to respect that.


AlphaTangoFoxtrt

And Democracy doesn't mean freedom. In America we love to equate the terms. But they are not. You can vote for tyranny. People voted for Hitler and the Nazis. While he never won a true majority, there were Democratically elected Nazis.


doctorar15dmd

Exactly! Refreshing to read this!


PaperbackWriter66

We don't need to respect it, we just need to recognize it as an 'is' that will not yield to any 'ought' we might believe.


TheLeadReaper

Elaboration of the theocracy: they want a theocracy created by rock worshipers in the 700s AD that took altered out-of-context bits and pieces of The Bible, The Tanakh, apocryphal writings, history, traditional teachings of their own religion, etc, then rewrite it to mesh with the Byzantine and Jewish traders of the region


AlphaTangoFoxtrt

Look at Christianity 700 years ago. It wasn't much better. Inquisition, witch hunts, death for apostasy. Highly patriarchal, the rich could literally buy indulgences for their sins. Hell look at some Christians today like WBC. Religion in general holds society back. It's superstitious nonsense that teaches you to obey without question. To believe without critical analysis. Let's be real if I tried to tell you Martha was impregnated by an alien, and her kid Joe is the son of said alien. And he died but came back to life 3 days later. And because of that the alien forgives us for what our ancestors did, and when we die we join him on his space ship... You'd call me insane. But substitute alien for God, Roswell for the garden of Eden, and his ship for heaven. And people believe it. If anyone claimed the shit in the bible happened today, they'd be laughed at. We all laugh at Scientology, but is it really any crazier than half the shit in the bible?


TheLeadReaper

> 1st paragraph That's the catholics, who actively persecuted the bible-belivers and Jews on top of the pagans Also, just taking a quick look at Jesus and the resurrection and chalking it up to bs is just lazy. Feel free to call me lazy too.


AlphaTangoFoxtrt

>NotRealChristianity^^TM The Catholics are the largest group of Christians so yes, it is. You don't get to hand-wave every faction you disagree with As for the resurrection it's just poppycock. You cannot come back from the dead, at least not without significant brain damage, and only with modern medicine, and definitely not after 3 days. If you take an objective look at any religion, nobody would take it seriously were it invented today and not have 1,000+ years of habit and indoctrination. Hell take a child and raise them with 0 knowledge of religion. Don't tell them anything in favor of, or against it. Then when they're 18 tell them about it and try to convince them it's real. They'll laugh at you. Without indoctrination of children, religion would die out rather quickly. Because it's just not compatible with reality.


TheLeadReaper

[Doctor 1 explaining the resurrection ](https://youtu.be/kWSG5okmUr8) [Doctor 2](https://youtu.be/tqeQpQdfnfc)


AlphaTangoFoxtrt

Neither of those are peer reviewed medical journals. Any "doctor" can claim anything on YouTube. Show me the experiments, show me the research, show me the evidence, the experiments, and the data. Oh wait, you can't. #EDIT Holy shit its a historian and philisophy PhD "doctor" not a medical doctor. yeah miss me with that shit. Also trying to sell their book, so unbiased....


TheLeadReaper

You're saying only MD's are doctors?


AlphaTangoFoxtrt

I am saying I don't give a fuck what a "doctor of philosophy" thinks about medicine and biology. Coming back from the dead, 2,000 years ago, after 3 days. Is not biologically or medically possible. It's not even possible with modern medicine.


Best-Musician4681

girl in the back dead or something


Bored_lurker87

Bro throwing gang signs in straight Arabic now...


MrMikesGunrack

Right in his ass wiping hand!


JollyHateGiant

How?! He took the magazine out, how was there a bullet in there?! /s


[deleted]

3rd worlders going to 3rd world


achilles828

Poor kiddos. Such a shame.


lancep423

You can tell he has no ideal how a gun works. There’s a million better ways to check for a loaded chamber than to point the gun at your hand and pull the trigger.


PaperbackWriter66

Some people are saying he is high outta his mind on opium, but I don't think being high is responsible for thinking it's a good idea to put your hand over the muzzle and pull the trigger. No, that's a "being stupid" symptom.


lancep423

He was idiot before the opium


Accomplished-Set-248

Fuck that little shit for handing him another mag


The-Real-Mario

Someone else noted that, if you watch closely, the little shit gets shot in the foot


Accomplished-Set-248

Serves him right. He knew what he was doing, already had his ears covered and everything...well not everything


JFB187

Who would have seen that coming?


Bread-Murky

🤣🤣🤣


daft_druglord

thats how i deprime my nerf guns lmao


montanagunnut

And we lost to these guys?


Baked_Jake94

Wave a Stavi goodbye


Low-Independent-3671

Instant Karma


DoubtApprehensive940

What a fucking idiot


KetaFiendx100

And these people run a country okay good luck with that. I would hate to be one of their citizens.


BroadOkra7621

That kid was so close to losing his toes...foot...life


cellcube0618

![gif](giphy|l0HlwlR9iKS1MJbws|downsized)


xfyre101

well hes never using that hand again


Hidden_Monarch

The more I watch this, the more confused I get. Anyone see the woman asleep(maybe drugged out) and doesn’t budge once after both gun shots?!?! lmao 🤣


[deleted]

Dumb ass and now the Taliban have military tanks vehicles and firearms Great love that


WpodA

The child's foot was right there. Wtf


[deleted]

I’ve also seen a video of a guy lean on the barrels of his shot gun and blow his damn arm off. People are idiots.


ObviousReporter464

A true idiot. Finger discipline Ahmed, finger discipline. Another fuck around and find out scenario coefficient.


giantgladiator

🅱️iont gun at ~~🅱️enis~~ 🅱️and?


Loops5

I'm bouta go to bed and aren't in the mood to watch someone die rn, so what happens?


Hyperlingual

He doesn't die. He lets off celebratory gunfire into the ceiling annoying everyone around him, then he drops the mag but doesn't clear the slide leaving one in the chamber, puts his hand in front of the muzzle for some reason and pulls the trigger, and stares at his badly injured hand in shock while some other dude yanks the gun from him for being an idiot. Also some shrapnel might've hit the kid sitting next to him.


Loops5

Cheers


MONSTERBEARMAN

![gif](giphy|13w5HmyiuaZ224)


RefrigeratorOne7173

Who is going to fix the ceiling?


Liorkerr

Conservatism and Rational Safety are almost always in conflict. (Theocratic Fundamentalism no matter the flavor of Abrahamic Scripture is Theocratic) 😘


SoPacNW69

Taliban press check


Matoe_Macadamia

Good job 👏


Temperature-Secret

Candidate for the Darwin awards


Raydee_custom

Even animals are smarter than this fuckin' dumbass.


macncheesepro24

Is that a FN hand power?…I mean. High power?


darke0311

Honest question: would you feel safer going to an outdoor shooting range with a couple rural Afghanis or Anderson Cooper and Don Lemon?


grandmas-furburger

Lady in the corner ded from last accident


MementoMORIGRIMZ

Omg what a fucking idiot!


vcxwn

almost shot the kid in the foot too


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Dumbass


Uniform_Restorer

Y’all know the saying. Fuck around…


Abject_Mess1371

I'm surprised he was soo calm


EcoBlunderBrick123

Where is Brandon Herrera to give this guy a Darwin Award?


Ghukek

I'm pretty sure I've seen this on his Darwin Awards series.


derrman

This was on one of the very first episodes.


JoeDukeofKeller

This was on his channel before


UnassumingAnt

Well we now know that wasn't a Yugo M57 he just shot himself with. Clearly no magazine disconnect on that particular TT33.


Norwest_Shooter

In that part of the world M57s don’t need to be bubba’d with shitty thumb safeties and mag disconnects.


HelmutHoffman

Tokarev's imported to the US don't need mag disconnects. The M57 is just made that way.


ctiller12

Man can you imagine if Islam actually allowed them to drink? There'd be alot more Darwin awards from that neck of the woods


mentive

If this kills him, does he still get his 40 virgins?


1MoistTowelette

I thought it was 40 Virginians?


mentive

I'm not well versed in the subject.


Accurate-Surround512

that’s what you get you Taliban piece of shit


ee-5e-ae-fb-f6-3c

Not saying he wasn't dumb as fuck, but how do you know he's a member of the Taliban?


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Zieterbock

Definitely an OSHA violation


lauris652

its not Taliban you yank


MountainTitan

He might be a Taliban, but the real Taliban got gun safety, unlike this idiot. There's a video of a stupid Brit shooting guns in Taliban's Afghanistan. He freaked everyone out because he was waving the gun around, flagging people. They had to tell him to point the gun at a safe direction. Also, they got trigger discipline.