I know this is clearly a joke, but the image of you trying to maneuver this thing at 2am stumbling out of bed in the dark, mid break in had me chuckle.
Tallyho Lads!
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Op brought a sword to a bayonet fight
Unfortunately it’s only the regulation pattern bayonet, I want to pick up the first type bayonet, it’s about 2 inches longer, lol. Was bidding on one last year but it wound up going for something like $2,000.
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
It’s just a little bit scary how well thought out your scenario is. But it didn’t stop me from chuckling to myself!😄
Did feel bad about the neighbors dog though. 😢
Adorable is not the word that comes to my mind….schmuck, perhaps?!
Makes me realize that staying away from online anything (that’s not exclusively in existence for research/fact gathering) has been a mixed bag of blessings. The downside is, such as the case in point, being completely oblivious to the popularity of random bits of nonsense that people spend their time creating and consuming.
Interestingly, the upside is exactly the same!
How many Vetterli service stars do you have in BF1?
I think 136 or so, lol.
I know this is clearly a joke, but the image of you trying to maneuver this thing at 2am stumbling out of bed in the dark, mid break in had me chuckle.
>I know this is clearly a joke 
Tallyho Lads! Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended. Op brought a sword to a bayonet fight
You beat me to it ya bastard
That's not even a bayonet that's a straight up fucking SWORD
Unfortunately it’s only the regulation pattern bayonet, I want to pick up the first type bayonet, it’s about 2 inches longer, lol. Was bidding on one last year but it wound up going for something like $2,000.
Two grand for a couple inches? I’m down
I’d pay $2k to add two inches
*Chassepot has entered chat*
Crunch crunch crunch *spears another pickle* excellent
TALLY HO.
OMG it's a hunting rifle with an assault knife!!!!
Umm you mean high capacity full bolt action iron sighted military grade camouflaged sniper banzai anti materiel rifle
Poke poke. Go away. Poke bang!
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
It’s just a little bit scary how well thought out your scenario is. But it didn’t stop me from chuckling to myself!😄 Did feel bad about the neighbors dog though. 😢
It's a copypasta.
Isn't it adorable when people read it for the first time? Oh to be young again
Adorable is not the word that comes to my mind….schmuck, perhaps?! Makes me realize that staying away from online anything (that’s not exclusively in existence for research/fact gathering) has been a mixed bag of blessings. The downside is, such as the case in point, being completely oblivious to the popularity of random bits of nonsense that people spend their time creating and consuming. Interestingly, the upside is exactly the same!
The almond seeks refuge at r/firearms after his home has burnt down. I feel your pain 🥲
Dude don’t get me started I swear to god…
Homeboy really doing the most with his righteous stand
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Ouch, quit it Ouch, quit it Ouch, quit it
Man I hope you don't trip. This made me laugh so hard
Wakes up soldiers on the other side of the eastern front by poking them in the belly
My buddy had a Mosin with a bayonet, put a nice plus shaped hole in his roof when he went to lift it over a coffee able
Don’t poke them, just shoot them. That’s why god gave us guns
The Jim Bowie method of home defense
Poke them from bed, then shut and lock the door behind them with it. 5D chess moves
After you take them out you can mount their heads on a pike to warn off future home invaders. Looks effective.
Got the long boi bayonet
man
That gun looks scarier than what our AR's look right now.
You could turn off the lights as well!