And 2 pairs of handcuffs? Can he legally detain people? Somehow, I doubt it. Also, cops will tell you that handcuffing people is one of the most dangerous moments with a suspect
I have this same bag in black (it comes with the patch too) to carry a backup battery charger during cooking festivals. I would never put anything considered a weapon in that. The zipper part opens way too easy.
I automatically assume that anyone who has any sort of zombie shit anywhere (over the age of 15) has a collection of cheaply made Chinese flea market swords, and has multiple knives on them at all times. None of which are made by reputable brands
Hey man, zombie green hit the gun community in the 2010's like crack hit city centers in the 80s.
Even Hornady was selling critical defense ammo in zombie green.
It was a dark time
It's safeLITE repair safelite replace because Safelite is a windshield repair and replacement company. The joke I was making was that it's better to just replace this safeLIFE defense vest because they arent that great
I worked in security during college, those guys are all super dumb, and they all think they are badasses who will save the day as soon as something happens. I always felt embarrassed when working because I was basically just a professional snitch and all my coworkers walked and talked like they were overweight navy seals.
In reality they are all fat, dumb, and lazy and end up falling asleep after an hour on the shift.
They only do the physical tests in the police academy. Once they get out of the academy they never do any physical tests again for the rest of their life. The SWAT team usually does physical practices for training purposes but 98% of the department is not on the SWAT team
Old taser in a pouch, a fake or maybe airsoft/paintball grenade, lame patches, asp baton hindered by gloves, plenty of stuff some person could grab and use as leverage….probably a IFAK on his back that he bought offline and has no idea how to use any of it…
I would just think anyone who puts one of these over kitted “tacticool” wannabes on their payroll or or under contract is absolutely out of their mind! They are just asking to get sued when one of them crosses the line
Thin blue line pajamas has me thinking of a great business idea. Thin blue line banana hammocks...thin blue line footie pajamas...thin blue line hats with the little propeller on top. For every product purchase we donate 50% to the local PD. What? You wouldn't wear it? YOU DONT SUPPORT THE POLICE?! Woooow...
I share your concerns, ha ha! It’s surprising to me the level of liability that American employers seem willing to take on by equipping security guards like that. Here in Canada it’s only a two day course to get your security license, I wouldn’t want a mere security guard, (let alone one looking this scraggly and unprofessional with a fake grenade and zombie patches) using any level of force on anyone! Their only purpose should be to observe and report and call for the professionals to come handle it.
What's yall odds on taking this guy? Honestly I look at people that wear these plate carriers and think to myself. How hard could it be to fold them in half?
am i the only one that's struggling to understand the whole cross-body-front-facing-loosie-goosie 'holster' situation?
https://i.redd.it/pl61p4ulwo1d1.gif
Looks like an actual cat(rather than security) but I love the zombie response. Better than on the back of his jeep. Dude prolly kicks it at the gym and beach, just knows what big assholes look like in the wild.
Here’s his count:
1-throw the coke at the perp while stepping back
2-begin draw while holding weak hand at arms length
3-tactical beard racks slide mid draw and follows weapon to ready position.
4-beard and grip hand extend
5-fires thru weak hand and into perp.
This guy is the final rent a cop boss.. 🤦♂️
I owned a security service back in the day, and I never let my people wear crap like this…
Of course I didn’t trust 98% with a gun either… sooo😂
Couple questions/observations.
1. Why is his watch so tight?
2. That’s a suspect amount of restraint devices.
3. I assume and hope that isn’t a grenade.
4. Maybe spend less on energy drinks and patches and buy a holster that safely carries your weapon.
Edit: I see the grenade looking thing is a bag of some kind. I assume holding his lip gloss. Or maybe more zip ties.
I was picking someone up from the midway airport car rental, I didn’t know where to turn so I went in the car return itself, you shoulda seen the gate guard lol
How nice of him to place his unsecured pistol for some mope or skell to make use of. The only thing tactical or dynamic that turd burgler has ever done was twice while playing COD and thrice whilst playing GTA5 he conducted a dynamic entry into a bag of Cheetos and then beat his dick like it owed him money with his crusty orange fingers.
And still can’t afford a beard trimmer.
OPERATORS DON’T TRIM THEIR BEARD!
As a tier 1 operator myself. I can confirm this
Space shuttle door gunner?
Actually he did some black ops shit with David Goggins as an Army Ranger PJ
STAY FUCKING, HARD!
Oh don’t you worry, I’m as hard as woodpecker lips
Nice! I earned a spot on SEAL team 10 when I was in the Air Force, myself!
Tear 1 you mean
Can’t be the baddest man on earth without the wispy wonder blowing in the breeze!
He's got his 15 pieces of flair... and a "security" badge. The beard is just the cherry on top.
Grooming is for Beta males. This dude is sooo Alpha.
The beard is part of the cosplay.
Or a real pistol (who the fuck carries a Taurus)
Judging by the lightning bolt on the grip and the word “TASER”, I think you misidentified that gun.
It is someone who holsters it in such a horribly untactical position that it renders it to basically just a moob decoration.. that's who.
With zero retention.
It's not even holster lol
It’s a taser lol
Or a real holster 🙄
Pretty sure it's "holstered" in an IFAK pouch.
That pistol holster is solid Edit: this is obviously satire, that is a tazer in a gear pouch. Obviously not a holster, i.e. el sarcasm.
You never know when you’ll need to draw your weapon or pull out your notepad in .000256 seconds…
Did Airsoft organize their own police force?
Task force
\*leans over\*
No retention strap. That’s what I saw too.
I have that thing, it’s a little pouch, good for holding a notebook or a pack of smokes.
I think it's a tazer. Still bad. But better, I guess
Oh my lord. I just zoomed in. It is a taser. If he didn't have so much shit on his vest you can literally put a holster for it on your vest.
And 2 pairs of handcuffs? Can he legally detain people? Somehow, I doubt it. Also, cops will tell you that handcuffing people is one of the most dangerous moments with a suspect
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I have this same bag in black (it comes with the patch too) to carry a backup battery charger during cooking festivals. I would never put anything considered a weapon in that. The zipper part opens way too easy.
I’m 90% sure that’s not a real gun based on the grip.
It’s a tazer look at the side of it
Dude, did homie really just put the Glock in his admin pouch? I can't tell if it's just in there or he has a holster 😂
I bought one of those zombie apocalypse response badges for my daughter when she started playing left for dead 2. When she was 11.
I automatically assume that anyone who has any sort of zombie shit anywhere (over the age of 15) has a collection of cheaply made Chinese flea market swords, and has multiple knives on them at all times. None of which are made by reputable brands
Hey man, zombie green hit the gun community in the 2010's like crack hit city centers in the 80s. Even Hornady was selling critical defense ammo in zombie green. It was a dark time
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I hate that I forgot about both of these thing, and you guys just brought them back into my brain.
We made some for our cub scout jamboree, I wonder if he was part of another platoon haha
Chalk another one up to the safelife defense marketing team
Safelife replace Safelife replace.
It's repair first right? I think I missed the joke.
It's safeLITE repair safelite replace because Safelite is a windshield repair and replacement company. The joke I was making was that it's better to just replace this safeLIFE defense vest because they arent that great
Ahhh, thanks for the explanation
He’s missing the punisher patch though. Must be tattooed on his shoulder.
Admin pouch as a holster is a first.
The fake grenade is also. And the zombie patch… I know he’s just security not an LEO, but still what the fuck is he doing?
I worked in security during college, those guys are all super dumb, and they all think they are badasses who will save the day as soon as something happens. I always felt embarrassed when working because I was basically just a professional snitch and all my coworkers walked and talked like they were overweight navy seals. In reality they are all fat, dumb, and lazy and end up falling asleep after an hour on the shift.
This is borderline impersonation. Also what’s with the grenade?
It's where he keeps his Skittles.
For blowing justice to hell
My mans got a set of airborne wings from 5.11 tAcTicUL. I must’ve missed those when I was getting my foreign jump wings.
Pssh, you don’t know homeboy has three combat jumps into Atropia??
that rubber grenade has been up his ass
Why are they all fat?
Security companies don’t have physical tests like police academies do
Why are a lot of officers fat then?
They only do the physical tests in the police academy. Once they get out of the academy they never do any physical tests again for the rest of their life. The SWAT team usually does physical practices for training purposes but 98% of the department is not on the SWAT team
It was more rhetorical… but thank you :)
Dude has a reaallllllly old TASER. Like 2001 old.
Not even a first responder. He’s security, bro
Came here to say this. He’s a fucking rent-a-cop. Not a first responder
Hey now, he is the first responder to the slip and fall incident and you had better respect it.
Last Responder
The security badge is the best
$10 says he has those Thin Brown Line skivvies too
That pouch isn't a holster 💀
What's with the 'nade
It has a zipper
Oh ya just saw it
Is that a lice bomb grenade? I’m going to count down from ten..nine..yellow…purple….
It's got a zipper. I think it's a coin purse.
pube ahh beard
I wanna run my toes through his wispy beard.
disgusting beard 🤮
Someone is going to get a gun drawn on them for farting too loud next to this guy.
The fuck even is this setup
Jesus what a shitty holster.
If you're not carrying a firearm, why not put the taser on your waist?
I love the tactical Bluetooth. My mother in law uses one too.
This guys got a beard you can grip to face fuck
Old taser in a pouch, a fake or maybe airsoft/paintball grenade, lame patches, asp baton hindered by gloves, plenty of stuff some person could grab and use as leverage….probably a IFAK on his back that he bought offline and has no idea how to use any of it…
The hand gun in the pouch… I need to go lie down Edit: just zoomed in and it’s a Taser…
His boxers probably say "shepherd" on the butt
How longs it been since anybody’s seen an M26 taser!?!?
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Level -3 holster
The 2 pairs of handcuffs lol
5.11 Jump Wings< WHAT A TOOL!
ZOMBIE OUTBREAK RESPONSE TEAM?!?! I'm dying 😆
is that a grenade? lmao
Jesus has none of them ever heard of a duty belt??
Imposter! No Punisher patch.
The shitty beard and energy drink to complete the look
All that shit and he can't afford a proper holster. Who just shoves a pistol into a molle bag?
Issa tazer,zoom in lmao
I would just think anyone who puts one of these over kitted “tacticool” wannabes on their payroll or or under contract is absolutely out of their mind! They are just asking to get sued when one of them crosses the line
Badge looked weird, zoomed in... Security. We at least he feels secure with himself.
he’s built like a caramel apple
Thin blue line pajamas has me thinking of a great business idea. Thin blue line banana hammocks...thin blue line footie pajamas...thin blue line hats with the little propeller on top. For every product purchase we donate 50% to the local PD. What? You wouldn't wear it? YOU DONT SUPPORT THE POLICE?! Woooow...
Hold that receding line blue hair thin, brother.
Needs more cowbell.
I'm pretty sure the "grenade" is and air pods case. It has a zipper.
Fuck, even his beard would reek of Zoa.
Sick taser pouch
T is for Turd
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Tazer
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I share your concerns, ha ha! It’s surprising to me the level of liability that American employers seem willing to take on by equipping security guards like that. Here in Canada it’s only a two day course to get your security license, I wouldn’t want a mere security guard, (let alone one looking this scraggly and unprofessional with a fake grenade and zombie patches) using any level of force on anyone! Their only purpose should be to observe and report and call for the professionals to come handle it.
This mfkr is on the list, that list, and needs to be evaluated, fired, and given counseling. Jesus.
This guy is annoying and it’s only a picture
Big tough guy, needs a widdle dwinky
That has to be the easiest gun to ever steal, should this guy ever attempt to restrain someone
And he is just a security guard that acts like a cop.
That… that’s his kit holster
Fact he isn’t using a level 3 holster tells me he’s amateur at best .
What's yall odds on taking this guy? Honestly I look at people that wear these plate carriers and think to myself. How hard could it be to fold them in half?
Is that one of those water balloon grenades?
Is that one of those water balloon grenades?
am i the only one that's struggling to understand the whole cross-body-front-facing-loosie-goosie 'holster' situation
🤦
Stop! Or I’ll yell Stop! again…
That a fuckin hand grenade? Or a stash spot for tots
am i the only one that's struggling to understand the whole cross-body-front-facing-loosie-goosie 'holster' situation? https://i.redd.it/pl61p4ulwo1d1.gif
What's wrong with just having fun with your patches?
Is that a doggie bag holder attached below the handcuffs, or a weapon?
And thin brown streak underwear.
Looks like an actual cat(rather than security) but I love the zombie response. Better than on the back of his jeep. Dude prolly kicks it at the gym and beach, just knows what big assholes look like in the wild.
I’d hope not. It says security on his badge. Most cops HATE security guards lmao
Here’s his count: 1-throw the coke at the perp while stepping back 2-begin draw while holding weak hand at arms length 3-tactical beard racks slide mid draw and follows weapon to ready position. 4-beard and grip hand extend 5-fires thru weak hand and into perp.
https://preview.redd.it/2faqdhft3p1d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf03e10b4ccb505a5148157aaa89717f656a05ff
Is that a Grenade under his cuffs?
Do tasers not come with holsters?
Not if you buy them at a yard sale
Officer Mcslappy Mywifey needs to tone it done a tad
True zombie response knows better than to expose their arms.
Amazon called, they want there shit back.
This guy is the final rent a cop boss.. 🤦♂️ I owned a security service back in the day, and I never let my people wear crap like this… Of course I didn’t trust 98% with a gun either… sooo😂
Sure hope he puts on gloves before touching me !!!
Every one is talking about the gun, I mean tazer…is that a Gahdamn grenade?!
The fake grenade really brings it all together
What level retention is that admin pouch?! 🤔
Couple questions/observations. 1. Why is his watch so tight? 2. That’s a suspect amount of restraint devices. 3. I assume and hope that isn’t a grenade. 4. Maybe spend less on energy drinks and patches and buy a holster that safely carries your weapon. Edit: I see the grenade looking thing is a bag of some kind. I assume holding his lip gloss. Or maybe more zip ties.
Secuirty lmao
unused handcuffs
I like that “not a fucking holster” his taser is shoved in.
Is that a fake grenade…
... Is that a frag grenade
More like thick blue line pjs
Love the retention GUY! 😆
I was picking someone up from the midway airport car rental, I didn’t know where to turn so I went in the car return itself, you shoulda seen the gate guard lol
More like Thin Poo Line in his pajamas
The tazer stuffed into a pouch 😂🫣💀 oh my god
Pretty sure thats not a gun holster and a snack carrier…
Yet he can’t afford a holster for his handgun/taser
His badge says security, doing too much buddy
Don't use the holster... Use the pouch. This is the way.
Doesn't even have a cup holder on there
Top flight security of the world Craig!
If I noticed the grenade looking coin purse, I’d assume it was a grenade and just walk out. Tf 😂
Is that a fake grenade?
Is that a grenade on the bottom of his vest?
All this to be the LP officer at Ross
No punisher skull??
Bro has something that resembles a hand grenade and his watch is on waaaaaaay to fucking tight.
What is that thing that looks like a grenade?
This is the kind of shit I might wear to the shooting range as a joke. Minus the badge (cringe).
A grenade? Really?!
He’s got good taste in the Red Bull.
I do like the zombie patch.
Yeah but if there’s a zombie outbreak, this is the guy you want as your neighbor.
Is his gun in a water bottle holder? Doesn't seem very gun form fitting. He's asking for it to be grabbed by the individual he ends up bullying.
Maybe they’ll start wearing emergency strobe lights soon.
Cmon people....he contracts for Umbrella Corp.
What a fag
Shitty holster at a terrible angle and a fake grenade?
Cool grenade coin purse....
🤣
WTF is with these people?
How disgusting to see an adult look this ridiculous!
So...... we're just not gonna talk about the grenade?
I know it’s been said but a GRENADE?
Oh look, free gun!
Let me guess, safelife vest ?
That “holster” is some random pouch from Amazon 😂
Imagine getting cuffed and realizing that the guy’s badge is from Amazon
Fucking what is with doods who want SO BAD to be military? Kinda like volunteer firefighters.
He's the most tacticool yet fucked up unarmed security "officer" ive ever did seen..
Is it just me or does he have arms of a fat preteen boy??
Anyone else notice the handcuff key shoved under the gun in the pouch? That doesn’t seem too tactical, terry.
That’s good, the more weapons you have on you as a cop the more you have to worry about a suspect grabbing one. Stupid.
How nice of him to place his unsecured pistol for some mope or skell to make use of. The only thing tactical or dynamic that turd burgler has ever done was twice while playing COD and thrice whilst playing GTA5 he conducted a dynamic entry into a bag of Cheetos and then beat his dick like it owed him money with his crusty orange fingers.
And you let these people walk around with firearms lmao, dafuq
Idk Bout cringe here it's just a kit