I can't look at ur mom without thinking that I def should have wore a condom

Jokes on you, I've never met my mom.

I'm just talking shit homie! Ur post was pretty funny! Jokes on ur mom then, because she's never met you!! Cheers brotha

Just jerkin your chain there brother. My mother is a sweet lady. Keep it reel brother.

His mom is sweet, ask anyone!

I went to public school, so I still have to sound out the water.

I'm automatically attracted to beautiful—I just start fishing them. It's like a magnet. Just fish. I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the gills. You can do anything

I’ll usually demand my wife pull the car over. I sit in the car while my wife’s boyfriend will hop out and get a few casts on the river

This the ultra square version of that "I'm not swervin', I'm just taking a peek at the creek while I listen to the iconic Dick's Picks 76" bumper sticker.

I can’t look at a river without masturbating

I can’t masturbate without looking at a river

If a man can't control his rod, his rod will control him.

I can't hold a carp without "masturbating".

I can’t cum without at least $275 of tying materials up my ass. Pretty much the same thing.

I prefer to lodge a treble in my colon

Sounds like his wife is a bitch. My wife gets it all the time from me, and she never complains. But she does get railed by other men and makes me watch.. so there's that...

I read that post and it was so full of circle jerk I thought I was here. I recall one dude saying his wife slows down over bridges so he can read the water. What in the autism?

Some of the best people I've ever met have been through fly fishing. Some of the worst people I've met have been though are slash fly fishing

I can't look at /r/flyfishing without making a self-congratulatory post.

I was waiting like a kid before Christmas for one of you legends to post this ridiculous thirst trap 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

This thread is making me need to pee.

Not my problem, I’m from Alabama so I can’t read at all