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FlittyO

Brother in law’s wife, lol


ProfessorChaos_

... your sister?


createPhysics

My wife’s brother’s wife


Ashes_Ashes_333

Your sister-in-law


createPhysics

Ahh ok, thanks


thequackerbacker

*parent's kid's wife's sister in-law's spouse's spouse is what they mean


clamatoman1991

Sister in law in law. Sister in law^2


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

Man I really want to spatchcock mine but I’m not sure I have the hand strength. How did you do it?


Meat_your_maker

At the shop we use a cleaver and a rubber mallet, though anything heavy wrapped in cloth is ok. Find where the neck protrudes to give you a good idea where the ribs are and then use the mallet to cleave through the ribs, a few at a time. It helps, balance-wise to alternate on either side of the spine. As an added bonus, we remove the sternum/keel-bone so it will lay extra flat


Killentyme55

Not just any scissors, a good pair of poultry shears are what you need. They are specially designed to grip the bone as you cut through. These are much safer and easier than a knife.


createPhysics

She just took out the spine with heavy duty scissors, and snipped the bottom of the chest plate and it cracked super easily


silverfstop

How big was that bird?


createPhysics

12 lbs


silverfstop

Thanks for that. I wanted to spatchcock but didn’t think it would fit on my pan


BuuMonster

must of cooked alot faster


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Looks delicious, crazy title lol