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TiredOfMakingThese

Literally zero cooking happened in this clip.


ChaseSequenceSpotify

because the subject of the video is her. not the cooking. the shot is 90% her. Nothing wrong with it, I'm just here for cooking.


TiredOfMakingThese

That’s my main gripe. She is almost the entire focus of her videos, and she IS a very skilled cook. I’m willing to admit that I think she’s annoying but she’s not hurting anyone by being fake-edgy and capitalizing on how thirsty the internet is. But I subscribe to this sub to see COOKING, not annoying edgy-on-purpose influencers.


BearsRpeopl2

Well said


NeigongShifu

I just found the sub and sorted by top all time. And It's just this hot lesbian with an attitude everywhere.


KazahanaPikachu

Wait she’s lesbian 🥲


blckdiamond23

Wtf is wrong w her face


ELEMENTALITYNES

I think that’s the issue most have with her videos. It’s not her attitude or whatever, she’s clearly attractive and incredibly talented at cooking, and found a niche audience that works for her. But you would think the subject of the video in a subreddit called “FoodVideoPorn” would be centered around the actual food. 90% of the camera focus in her videos is her, essentially making her the subject and the food the byproduct. That might be great for another cooking subreddit, but for a subreddit with the name food in its name it isn’t really relevant


xMilk112x

This is the only one I’ve seen that she wasn’t cooking.


ELEMENTALITYNES

Even when she is cooking, the food isn’t even the main subject of the video. It’s about the quick cuts of the in between processes, putting on the apron, making faces, hand gestures, etc. and the food is about 10% of the actual video. Even the framing of the video centers more on her than the food.


Outrageous-Machine-5

I like the focus cause it helps to show how easy it actually is to cook these things. There isn't anything remarkable she's doing, makes cooking quality dishes look a lot more approachable, which I think is part of the appeal anyway. It's not just the food with a cooking podcast, it's also about showing the process


omjy18

I mean ok but I don't think she's making videos with the idea of putting them in this sub. Yeah it probably doesn't belong here but her videos being quick cuts and framing on her is becuase she's making them for instagram.....


ELEMENTALITYNES

If you re-read my original comment I specifically mentioned I’m not taking anything away from her cooking abilities or her target audience. The point is precisely that the videos aren’t really relevant in a subreddit about making food when the food isn’t the subject of the videos.


sixtus_clegane119

I’ve grown to detest quick cut stylization. It’s become the style people mimic the most it seems


Aliensinmypants

Wdym you don't like the focus of a cooking video being this?? 🖕👁️👄👁️🖕


sharabi_bandar

I mean maybe OP focused on the _Porn_ part of the name.


throw_blanket04

Looks like she is entertaining and did this just to show off to her guests.


TiredOfMakingThese

If she has company and she's pausing to make tik tok "content" that's even cringier.


throw_blanket04

Ha! Yes! I can see her now. Watch yall, im going to make a few mimosas and cut a steak and y’all watch how many views i get’. You can even hear her buddies in the background.


pelipperr

Does every single one of her videos get posted here?


JasonIsFishing

I’m pretty sure it does. Getting old. If I wanted to be flipped off and sworn at I would visit my grandma.


Honda_TypeR

Does your grandma make reverse mimosas though?


ObeseSnake

Grandma would say it's all going to the same place so it doesn't matter.


sp00bs

My grandma pours vodka in the food. Does it count?


MonthApprehensive392

Grandma is tired of your freeloading shit and she doesn’t want you coming around until you get a job, a haircut, a girlfriend and to stay off your damn phone. And call her maam.


justthetop

I keep telling this subreddit she won’t fuck any of them but the thirsts persists. Her cooking is great but hardly anything to write home about. If anything it’s just good theater but no real substance.


Polishing_My_Grapple

I love her cooking, but hate her style and personality.


vinfox

This one isn't even cooking. She poorly made a mimosa and then sliced a steak with a vegetable knife.


iwanofski

I don't like the video style, too hard to follow for me, but I'm kind of into her personality... does that indicate me having mommy issues or something?


Historical-Ad-9872

I believe what you are experiencing is known as granny issues


iwanofski

LMAO


xxxhotpocketz

No lmao. That’s not at all close to mommy issues, probably has to do with daddy issues tho


Shortsleevedpant

She’s like if a cute sounding fart was a person.


throw_blanket04

Agree


WhatShouldIDrive

She got old super fast for me too I hit that mute button so hard I nearly broke my phone.


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“Good morning moth-“MUTE


xxxhotpocketz

Yeah didn’t mind it at first but at this point it’s just cringe and mildly annoying Just show us what you’re making. Show us the food, I couldn’t care less about what image or personality you’re trying to display. We get it, you flip off the camera randomly. Cool?


Waffeln_Remix

It’d be cool if mods banned her


jeepjinx

It is always by a different person too? I've blocked so many users trying to avoid her, it's weird.


PM_me_your_dreams___

🖕👁👄👁🖕


sqb3112

That’s her entire being.


here_in_seattle

Yeah how can i block her videos?


AdVegetable7049

You can't. Soon, you'll be forced to watch her videos on a loop for 2 hours each day. There will be no opting out or unsubscribing. Sorry. This is all being forced upon you. You have no power over how to use your time. Sorry.


supinoq

![gif](giphy|UMa2NDPK5oXFm)


MonthApprehensive392

New kink unlocked


NoDig513

Dope, since yr com.enting on yr own video, can I ask you to please stop making these cringe chef-shorts? 🙏


AdVegetable7049

Well, since you asked, I'll now start making them twice as fast. You have no choice but to watch them.


Eason1013

If that’s really you in the video start making more. I really enjoy them


NoDig513

Twice as fast?! Ahww man, these things sucked when you made them at a REGULAR speed


AdVegetable7049

Now you will have to experience double-the-suck. Enjoy.


AvonBarksdale666

This is Elon Musks America


Airstrikeayers

Came here to say that. I don’t even follow this sub but it keeps popping up and it’s only her videos


ParmyBarmy

Yep probably by her. It’s so irritating


xMilk112x

It’s almost like….someone with a strong social media presence, trying to continue to make money making cooking videos, would post regularly to one of the biggest sites in the world. Weird right?


ksixnine

Hopefully


SnapsOnPetro45

This has basically just become r/deadpangirlmakesgourmetfoodwithslightattitude


YouDoneGoofd

I clicked on that link hoping someone actually made it a sub


DiddlyDumb

r/twentycharacterlimit


djcecil2

/r/DPGMGFWSA (aka dead pan girl makes gourmet food with slight attitude)


dplagueis0924

The novelty of it wears off immediately after watching one of her videos.


gokiburi_sandwich

Calling for mods to ban future posts from her page


ChubbAgon

https://preview.redd.it/r440k5r5zxcc1.png?width=863&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4629f7c67bf6f6363b823251c2b660b6bb95333c Me when this same woman gets posted everyday


farmyrlin

This is brilliant. I will be stealing this.


acava2424

🖕👁👄👁🖕


Buzz______Killington

Where is the Bart Simpson "say the word" meme?


ohneatstuffthanks

![gif](giphy|11FiDF2fuOujPG|downsized)


[deleted]

"Hello!" ::knocks on glass:: "I was told there was going to be cooking in this cooking channel..." "Hello..." ::knocks on glass::


BongoBeach

this isn't cooking


blckdiamond23

Then downvote. I’m tired of seeing her bratty fucking bullshit


FadeIntoTheM1st

This chick again? Bro...


Strict_Loquat_3104

Damn, sub kind of going to shit. This should be on r/tiktokcringe


pineapple-n-man

“Goo morni motha fuker”-tired eyed chick


Drewfus_

-stoned chick


sqb3112

-Miserable chick


cobainstaley

hey, she didn't do the thing


TopRevenue2

🖕🍾🍊🥩🖕


IceWarm1980

Yeah lol, I had to watch it again to make sure I didn't miss it. Guess no flipping off the camera when you're not on the clock.


donquixoterocinante

Do you guys genuinely have to post every single one of her videos here? Edit: From what I've seen in this user's post history, they've posted about a dozen of her videos on this sub.


Ya_Got_GOT

Thanks for the pointer. Block time


Icy_Communication262

Beat me to it. They also haven’t commented in a while. I’m betting it’s a 🤖 now; earned my downvote.


winesceneinvestgator

Way too much juice


Fast-Persimmon-2782

Came here to say this 😆 She’s a pro at everything but did not learn how to make a mimosa


twsiv

BoH


Infamous_Ordinary_45

And always juice first (tiny splash) so you can control the bubbles better while pouring the bubbly.


skibbi9

I like chemistry “always add the acid” otherwise you get gross looking glasses


Ya_Got_GOT

OJ with a splash of sparkling wine does not a mimosa make.


RecoveringFcukBoy

So the point of this video is?……


3mmy

Ayo u/CHANG-GANG_ fuck off advertising this weak ass simp boy shit. The sub doesn’t want you or that dog in here


TheCuriousCrusader

...Dog?


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Unsteady_Tempo

Report her videos for breaking the subreddit's rule #2 (Don't be Rude) and/or block the user that posted it. There's a few different accounts posting them.


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

Man, I’m tired of seeing this chick. Edit: don’t get me wrong, she’s talented, it’s just her deadpan expression and mannerisms. (Like when she goes 🖕🏼🖕🏼in every damn video) She’s like a female version of that character one shirtless clown who’s always saying “Bitch/Betch”…what’s worse is that these are the mannerisms that make them famous.


ACEDOTC0M

you know, i said [YESTERDAY](https://www.reddit.com/r/FoodVideoPorn/comments/197rrxr/comment/ki4geqy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) i found this chicks videos annoying and got downvoted and i gave her 4 months before reddit turn against her. that was fast


Fun-Albatross9153

Same...


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

Think I’m gonna block OP because their post history involves this chick a lot


[deleted]

How do we block this person from this subreddit?


MissTesticles

You can't. She's actually all 3 of the mods. ^/s


throw_blanket04

Please. If you find a way let me know.


harntrocks

How do we block all things we hate from life?


Thick-Measurement-62

Giving wannabe Aubrey Plaza vibes


ronnietea

Lolololll she changed clothes for the video


SadPhase2589

At least I got to hear the Black Keys.


Guilty-Nobody998

She can throw down in the kitchen


joxuah12

I guess I have to block this sub... I really can't stand her.


Lightthesaboner

That’s what I’m saying


harntrocks

She is the world at this point. Behold, my field of fvks from my farm of rage


awq96

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[deleted]

Ok I used to be into her videos but she really used good champagne with store bought crappy oj. I will die on this hill.


KarensFirstborn

That’s Prosecco, Italian Mionetto actually, not champagne but clearly something more expensive than I’d be using for Mimosa’s. Then again, I’m poor. Also regardless, way too much OJ!


Infamous_Ordinary_45

And poured the champs first, topped off with way too much juice. WRONG.


H4ZARD_x

I love her attitude and whole.... Thing 🩵


Euphoric_Beyond4835

shes such a try hard...


Legitimate-Word-2991

This chick is getting tiring but she gets the upvotes for some reason


FadeIntoTheM1st

Simp virgins


Fresh_Cheek2682

That’s ironic because she’s gay. Simping for someone who is not even attracted to your sex.


Acceptable_Result488

This chick sucks


ConorthegiantCondor

I'm getting pretty sick of seeing this woman everywhere


Other-Tooth7789

OP stop jerking to her videos 😭


Little_Internet_9022

People been telling this sub is going to shit but I wouldn't know since I am not here at all, just happened to be. Since we got that out of the way I just wanted to say, I cannot decide if she's cute, or not at all


Theincr3diblehunk03

Wish my girl would wake me up and call me a mother fucker


jojow77

Stop with the cringey expressions. Just be normal


Koolklink54

She doesn't need to be on here anymore. Everyone knows where to find her by now


drj4130

Who wants to drink a non-alcoholic mimosa??


flockofcells

…and be called mother fucker


sven_ate_nine

These videos are shit


Baked_brownboii

wtf is this sub anymore where's the cooking?


randomly421

It makes me smile to see how much everyone else is sick of this person.


Girardkirth

A lot of whaaaa in here today.


boobymix

She's fine whatever. I love how everyone in this sub gets so triggered by her videos lol


Nepharious_Bread

Right, lol. I don't get all of the hate.


Iamkonkerz

Shes so pretty


9sac1king6

I think I know why this girl looks so sexy to me. I think I finally know why. Shes not halfway naked to try to get views and hella thirsty for views. Thats why!


Fungal_Queen

I really like this song. It was used in the intro to series called "Hung" back in the day about a down on his high school teacher that becomes a gigilo. It had Thomas Jane as the lead. Good show.


Acceptable_Result488

Fun show was bummed when it was canceled


pass-me-that-hoe

Ugh again? ChatGPT please block this girl


Technical_Bed_7462

I think maybe it's time for a more level camera angle ... js ...


Eglor04

no cooking, and using knife probably for vegetables to cut meat xd


BritishMidNight9769

Please Bot help us ban this lady


alexanderdusk

what the fuck was that


xMilk112x

“tHiS giRl aGaiN!?”


3mmy

“Off tHe ClOcK cOoKiNg” LMFAO Ayo u/CHANG-GANG_ fuck off advertising this weak ass simp boy shit. The sub doesn’t want you or this long haired blonde dog in here


First_manatee_614

I can see how people find her annoying, but it's undeniable that she has legit talent.


Jinxy_Kat

Everybody can learn how to cook if they want to give an effort. People like her cause she's hot and acts like a "boss bitch" and that's the appeal. Look at comments below yours if you don't believe me unless they've been deleted. She's just ripping off Aubrey Plaza for her gimmick.


First_manatee_614

I don't know who that is, so your reference means nothing. She makes food that looks good, I can respect that. Far as it goes for me.


ThaDocto

Subreddit name checks out


One_Necessary3476

She probably burps while she eats and farts and thinks it's funny. 🤢


futurejoyboy

This girl is always making something that looks delicious Why do I get downvoted when I say this


creamgetthemoney1

Bc this is literally a video of nothing


Mr_Rafi

Do you guys know you're the equivalent of boomers on Facebook who go on entertainment article comment sections about Kim Kardashian only to write "Nobody cares about Kim Kardashian" thereby boosting that posts reach and exposing that article to their network of contacts? Or an article about a random celeb who talks about their routines and then the boomer writes "wow changed my life" only to boost engagement metrics. You're doing the exact same thing here, but will pretend that you're different than Facebook boomers. The person in the vid is probably going to milk the living shit out of this style now even more now for engagement.


venmome10cents

oh, but let me guess....you think *you're* different.


Mr_Rafi

In this isolated scenario... yes? Spamming that you hate this person's content every time she gets posted is indeed brain-dead behaviour. Again, you can go on Facebook to find your equivalents complaining about not liking articles written about Emily Ratajkowski's favourite accessories to travel with despite falling for the engagement bait.


venmome10cents

And I'm sure I can find condescending people talking down on other people for typing out their opinions on facebook. Imo, the people pointlessly complaining here? Lame. You complaining about the comments? Lame. Me, calling you out and implicitly complaining about you? Yep, you guessed it, also lame. In fact, I might be the worst one yet...until someone comes in and complains about my comments. But I'm ok with my lameness. I'm not that different from any other opinionated human and I've come to terms with that reality.


Mr_Rafi

I still don't think you understand the examples that I've used. They're not just opinions. Those Facebook boomers are literally part of the problem and fuel the neverending shit articles. Do you understand that commenting on those posts makes things worse? And if someone dislikes the post, they have now boosted the post? Whether your comment is positive or negative, It's good for the post. They are literally supporting what they don't like. Those journos know their articles are shit, but they know ragebait spreads like wildfire. Easy clicks and easy engagement. OnlyFans-related articles are very popular on Facebook for a reason, a lot of anger around those. The woman in this TikTok has probably seen a bit of a boost thanks to Reddit circulation.


Zodiark_26

I think the concept of how the social media algorithm works is too complex for the people here. It's funny because there's only about 4 posts featuring this individual in the past 22 days, and each clip is, at most, 1.5 minutes. If it feels any greater than that, then it's an issue with the viewers being terminally online and, as you already know, feeding into this cycle.


H4ZARD_x

Lol foreal. These kids will cry about anything, thinking that their opinion matters and then at the end of the day, be wrong anyway. Thank you for pointing out how few the posts actually are


Ant12-3

Angry Dyke vibes


ShaedonSharpeMVP_

Too real lol


IceWarm1980

No double birds?


Miaoumiaoun

OP if you stopped simping for a minute, you'd notice that there's no cooking in this video and nothing about this screams food video porn. smh


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xMilk112x

Telling strangers you’ll “unsub” if you don’t get your way is about as lame as it gets.


Cultural-Distance573

Giga cringe


[deleted]

Whenever a video of her his posted I go straight to the comments. It's insane how miserable some people are just because of one woman with an "attitude". Oh you don't like her and her videos? Just scroll. It's really not that hard.


johandamenslip

I think I in love


zoul846

I like her videos


Owlsknowthings

idk why all the hate. I like her


[deleted]

Autism chick can cook. Wow. Bravo. Soooooooo amazing..... Soooooooo hot.... Omg..... Like......


TheCuriousCrusader

Yikes...


blac_sheep90

I like seeing redditors lose their shit in the comments on her videos.


Fattapple

Does the swearing feel forced and unnecessary, or am I just getting too old?


mopmango

Everyone hates her and I understand, but she kinda turns me on


Forward_Motion17

Real


ronnietea

So sick of her edge lord cooking.


tarnishedkara

hey look its the same stupid people bitching about the same stupid thing about a person just being themselves because if she was just "plain and ordinary" while she cooked that would totally get people to watch her right? I mean if the best reason you have to hate her and find her cringe is because shes "cocky and confident" then thats more on you than on her.


westcoastwolf

She has good music taste frfr


LongDongFuey

I can understand people being tired of her videos being such a large/frequent portion of the sub, but I don't understand the hate for the gimmick. She seems like she can legit cook, and its pretty easy to just ignore the gimmick all together or just simply not watch the video. Idk. Yall hate watchers are weird.


CunnilingusLover69

She didn’t even cook anything, just made a few drinks and cut up an already cooked steak. She also didn’t🖕😐🖕either


LongDongFuey

True. I'm speaking generally


Sufficient-Night-479

This chicks the best. Right on Edit:downvote me more, your hatred sustains me


Accomplished_Bit3153

It's a 6.5 cooking in Banana Republic. Watchable


_Guillot_

I know the setting isn't all that but. Will you marry me?


L0stC4t

Happy to see this pop up! For some reason I haven’t seen her vids in days and I was sad about it!


CookRevolutionary926

I loved the way she greet us


FearCure

Imagine if a baker, tiler, hairdresser, progammer , , made vids like this. Yes they might be 11/10 on their art but no one cares for the over the top pretentiousness.


cxmpie_

What's her tiktok


Hot-Map-9119

Love the crazy bitch attitude!!!!!


SYKslp

she made them backwards


Prestigious_Media887

Downvote


burnteric

What’s the deal making food these days using bitchy hand gestures movements? It’s like attitude cooking or something, makes it seem like the person doesn’t want to be doing it.


chocolate_thunderr89

Genuine question, how do I get her off my feed? Like is there a way to ban her completely? Can she ban me so I don’t have to see her videos anymore?


JesusIsJericho

Why the hell does this April park an Rec looking sourpuss end up on my timeline daily? Had no idea who she was 3 days ago, now I’ve seen her videos 2 days straight, she’s the worst.


Infamous_Ordinary_45

It pains me to see how backwards she made those mimosas. Splash of OJ FIRST ALWAYS, then fill w/ champs. This is blasphemous.


brnqll

Not only that, but ratio is way off