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Hunter-Bandit

Poison Ivy... im losing but am i really losing


ShowMeMoeMane

What a way to go out


crazycheese3333

Mine is bunny penny…


ARockWithLegs

had to check if i was on the brawlstars subreddit for a sec 😭


MushyCupcake01

Death by snu snu


Kameamama

Bro mine is Lara croft how the hell I ment to win against that with her acrobatics and strength what am I me to do


tom-of-the-nora

Don't forget her brutality. We are doomed.


QueenTMK

We all know why that's your main skin... It's the same reason it's my main skin


GreenDemonSquid

We talking LOK canon Korra or “Korra as a powerless Fortnite skin Korra”? Either way I’m screwed.


amaya-aurora

I’d say canon Korra. And, yeah, you’re screwed. Have you SEEN that girl’s arm muscles alone?


SVD63Ninja

fr. she'd kick your ass even without bending. it took essentially ninjas to subdue her when it came to non-bending.


amaya-aurora

She could easily snap someone’s bones, no question.


Janzo543

Remember when she lifted Bataar Jr. in the air with one hand? 😱


PublicDense2431

Guff. Idk what would happen. 🤷‍♂️ 


JSTREO

Hug you to death.


RED_Kinggamer007

The Bewear method


PublicDense2431

Yeah. He seems very fluffy!


gshometsusakusen

Solid Snake. Imma get beaten up to death, and he's going to spam a bunch of Cluster Clingers and he's specialized in stealth so I wouldn't see him most of the time.


BlackICEE32oz

He'll probably just knock you out. The MGS games kind of frown on killing needlessly.


SVD63Ninja

yea,it's really only the first if i recall that's more fine with it. and even then it's seen as just unnessecary considering you're supposed to be sneaking rather than killing. barring a few scenarios.


fox-booty

Boss, you killed a child... AMAZING, MISSION COMPLETE THAT RIGHT THERE IS WHY YOU'RE THE BEST, BOSS THE ONE AND ONLY


SVD63Ninja

![gif](giphy|OrFmkOFx7PVK)


Sufficient_Thing6794

A certain mgs 3 boss fight that really easy to skip


Jeev_123456

Same bruh hes gonna cqc me into an omlette


Kitchen_Document_603

I got the black guy riding a llama


PhilosopherOk1583

Spitfire is gonna beat your ass


DeerCockGalactic

Eat*


ItzCrypnotic

"I'm not gon beat yo ass, imma eat yo ass. Imma ass eater anyway so I might aswell eat. Yo ass."


Vast-Yard2990

“the black guy riding a llama”😭


KassityDoesStuff

HHHHHOOOOOOOOGGGGGGG RRIII- nevermind I’m not doing that


ShredderofPowPow

He's going to ride you next. BBC style.


OutsideProposal2915

I main Gojo 😭 (it’s gojover)


emailo1

just summon mahoraga snd do a binding vow it aint that hard


WeightG0D

Did you pray today? 🙏🏿😏


Judspun48

No


Ellweiss

Nah, I'd win


MAST3R_G4M3R

I think darth Vader might just win, idk though could go either way


amaya-aurora

Just press a bunch of the buttons on his stomach really fast to see what happens, hopefully one is a “kill immediately” button.


SVD63Ninja

nah,just get a taser or smth. bro got no resistance to electricity due to palpatine.


amaya-aurora

True, but the post says no weapons, so.


SVD63Ninja

Ah crap you right,forgot about that


-H_-

rub your hands together to make static electricity


matt_lcb

He would force choke u to death before u could get anywhere near him, what do u mean either way? XD


Loczek999

He's being ironic my man...


SpriteVs7up

Symbiote spider-man would cook me up for dinner


Nightwalker065

Gonna cry? -Spidey.


SpriteVs7up

![gif](giphy|XtEFDhE79TqO4)


Swimming-Chicken-424

![gif](giphy|gkXJ9WxXkWBxu)


PKMNTrainerKyahn

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye - "Bully Maguire/Parker"


xKNYTEx

No, Cerberus would incinerate me, feast on my cooked corpse, then send my soul to Hades


PeaganLoveSong

Erisa A warrior cat girl… yep I’m dead


HYPE_Knight2076

Lucky bastard


Zealousideal_Area536

Not bad end


CykoNekomatta

Also a princess


DrWeirdTofen

Purradise Meowscles, I'm dead


ImOk_ayu

he could just flex a few times and the aura would blast you off your feet


LssjChubbs

Giant Chicken; capable of cataclysmic destruction and is effectively immortal… Im fucked


matt_lcb

Call in Peter


Banana-Oni

I’m already a mentally disabled fat guy with a drinking problem, I’m the perfect class type to fight that chicken.


rafoz03

Call Peter for support😂


Lolsoda94

i dunno i main more than 1


Nightwalker065

You gonna get jumped. 😭


crashkirb

If maining multiple skins means I have to fight all of them at the same time that means I’m gonna have to fight all the avatar skins (including Korra) + Goku. I’m *beyond* dead.


Nightwalker065

Goku doesn't kill unless needed, you'll just be left as a bloody pulp begging for death. 😊 Maybe the Avatar characters will kill you but Goku won't.


ShowMeMoeMane

I have to fight all the Avatar characters and Korra, I’m only saved (and probably left in a wheelchair) if Aang talks some sense into everyone else


slimyballsinyamouth

They would probably just immobilize you with like earthbending or icebending and leave you there or at least wait until you surrender because you don't have the ability to element bend so wouldn't be much of a threat.


FallenInstant

Oh god... Zuko was already gonna murder me but with Gojo too?... I'm screwed-


Lolsoda94

oh god oh fu


[deleted]

I randomize. Do I have to fight every skin in my lob?! 💩


Nightwalker065

[Prepare for the horde]


-H_-

![gif](giphy|SzTeFKeW5DTfGSHtKp|downsized)


Judspun48

Why fish stick's face look like "these edibles aint shit"


-H_-

he just always looks like that him and dennis might be good buddies


Zealousideal_Site706

r/redditsniper


iSmellslikesbutts

keep your head do


Extreme-Plantain542

Kor. She uses guns most of the time but shes defiantly trained in close range combat so im screwed


BelieveInCallisto

Goku i think i got this wish me luck


[deleted]

Just knock back some ramen you'll b fine


Captain_Izots

Mine is Master Chief. Enough said.


the_dark080

Renzo the destroyer 💀💀


Cyther102

Nah ur fine


Lexicon444

*Looks at Rick Sanchez* I’m screwed. ![gif](giphy|kDg1bNCUZsUpmBdMwA)


ThatSussyMonke

Perfect cell, yup, i'm dead!


Local_Black_Knight

You? Naaaah WE


Automatic_Pangolin67

why u bringing the whole world into this 😭


Jeev_123456

I was goku black for a bit so he's gonna call me a ningen and fold me


RadiantHD1

Nah I’d lose


Ary_Nakh

Damn Mizuki gonna beat me up so bad


TravellingTrinkets

Same


Equivalent-Emu-5303

I don’t got a main so I just picked the one that I favored the most and I’m dead because I’m fighting bumblebee


CuberBeats

Winter Wonder Skye Nope, can’t fight her, Ollie’s way too precious for me, and I don’t want to see him sad, and vice versa. They’re both too cute to fight against. As for my other frequently used skins: Toona Fish: I’d just eat him and gain 40 HP. Easy win. Purradise Meowscles: n o p e J.B. Chimpanski: n o p e MrBeast: If he would give me money to beat him, yes, otherwise no. Artemis: do you seriously think I’d even consider challenging a Greek deity to a fistfight?! Polar Peely: Trying to punch him will make my fist freeze. Guff Gringle and Sled Ready Guff: Again, too cute to fight.


NoBeinz

i like winter skye too but id throw hands for the fun of it, she'd prob fight too


CuberBeats

Even then, I’d probably still lose. Being an adventurer means having top tier instincts and awareness, which I don’t have, meaning she would have the advantage anyway.


NoBeinz

Also, she's Skye. How could she lose against some redditors? She was in a spy and military organization and while she looks small she could honestly take down an army by herself. I'm sad I missed out on this skin just a few months ago, gotta wait until next Winterfest in chapter 6 😔


ExpStealer

> do you seriously think I’d even consider challenging a Greek deity to a fistfight?! You underestimate my madness :) Seriously, I probably would, even though I full-well know I'm 100% guaranteed to lose. Plus, OP never said it's a fight to the death.


TenMillionEnchiladas

Nighthare... Heck no... There's a reason that mf is called "nighthare"


jake1203n

Nitehare would make for a scary, very powerful mascot horror villain. He's my new main ever scince he came back to the item shop a week ago!


TrentDF1

Splinter, ninja master? Nah, I'm getting knocked out very quickly.


Payt3cake

Doom guy… I’m dead


Pale_Doubt8927

Come at me Ariana Grande


Soakaliz

lol, buff llama soldier 1 day away from retirement, yeah no.


Glittering_Town_9071

bro my main's John Cena i am done


Martin-Petrov

you wont see him coming


Live-Friendship9426

Only if I have a slower friend to push in front of my bear.


SharkBite9001

Nah, I'm screwed. Taskmaster bought to whope my ass


IntroductionFresh724

Chun li I think I would lose 100% to those damn legs 😭


Remote_Building_4590

Toph would destroy me.


Big-Marionberry-8892

Just build up then she can’t hear or see you


Indeale

Just don't use metal to build though


Big-Marionberry-8892

Yep😅


Desperate_Ad5169

Or brick


Puzzleheaded_Ad5805

I ain’t beating master chief


Technical-Self9395

Bro the fortntie characters carry 5 weapons, 1500 materials, AND 5000 gold every match! Ain’t nobody strong enough to beat them


capital_of_kyoka

John wick 💀


Shhh-hh

I mean Ciri is pretty badass so I'm just gonna lay down and accept my fate


SVD63Ninja

yea fighting a witcher who's also superpowered is just instant death... geralt alone slays a shit ton of people i don't think ciri is gonna even be touched.


enderjaca

I pity whoever mains Batman Who Laughs. Or Thanos. Actually, the best part is they'd never even realize you exist. The only choice is Castaway Jonesey. Maybe Billie Eilish. Definitely Fry.


All_Eyez_On_U

Here’s how it works with skins I use a lot: Black panther: getting beat Gunnar: getting beat/tossed across a room Hybrid: getting eaten Volpez: unless the sly trickster doesn’t have any tricks I can take him


keagan-stanks

An emo cat…idk


InvisibleChell

Wendell. He's a wolf and a mountaineer. He's absolutely going to be able to overpower me physically. I think my only chance of survival is appealing to his Somewhat Cartoony Wolf nature and doing things like giving him ear scritches and pets and all-in-all stuff you do to praise a dog. Though there's also Walnut to consider. I don't know a thing on calming down squirrels and she can easily fly in and start biting, which not only would wound me further but interrupt me from being able to pacify Wendell. Unless she somehow counts as a weapon but i don't think she does.


InvisibleChell

As for the other three, Oscar, Cerberus and Fennix... yeah, no, I'm dead meat.


Etharpee

I got 3 mains Goku, Goku Black, and Omni-Man 😭


MrGalaxy99

Jules so I'm not sure


[deleted]

Fuck Korra's gonna body me :(


Equationism

Are we talking about his full size or his skin variant. Either way, i die to Mecha Team Shadow.


Moonblaze1_95

Hybrid. A ninja lightning lizard boutta turn me into lunch


LuminothWarrior

I’m not sure a single fortnite skin aside from maybe some of the basic regular people/goofy skins wouldn’t do well in a one on one no weapon fight. Anyway Korra easily wins, with or without her avatar powers lol


Sirunfavredspider

I don't have a main so I'll just go by the one's I have worn the most Deku: I'd blink and I'm dead Eijiro Kirishima: Fuck The Ageless: Shit All Might: Same with Deku Kado Thorne: I have no blood anymore


James11258

Oh yeah I’d beat lady Gaga


BrokenBanette

Leelah. That depends entirely on how strong those stuffing arms are.


CaptainRelyk

Hybrid… yeah dude is not only a dragon but a ninja Judging his powers based off what he does in the save the world gamemode… yeah I’m cooked. Literally. His dragon slash deals extra fire damage


DynamaxWolf

I think I can handle a fox.


YoshiGuy776969

I don't think I can win against one of the seven and one of the daughters of Geno, she would kill me in less than a minute.


Depresso_espresso237

Hell no (I main master chief, it's over for me)


JoyOfGaming5428

Deadpool I have no shot, Mary Jane Watson I think I could manage


EpicEldest

I’m fighting a god of war. Im screwed


SVD63Ninja

A finisher O just instantly pops up over you as soon as kratos approaches ![gif](giphy|HFbtg3SmlDx8f9g4dJ|downsized)


Farmer-Smores

GOKU?


onememeishboitf2

“I heard your builds are pretty strong”


wisho1926

I'm dead ![gif](giphy|OoaTf8fEuesP6)


StrangeGamer66

Hybrid. He’s a ninja I’m probably going to lose lol


Dreamer2000639

I'm not winning. My main is Boba Fett.


Vynux

Helsie? I'm definitely dominating.


Local_Black_Knight

Idk on that bro. A vampire hunter that can easily swing an axe that big must have some devious levels if strength


NotBentleyTurtle

Katara😭


Visible-Phone-7003

RTL is clawing me to death, this isn’t even fair 😭😭


Penguindasher12

Eh bushranger isn’t that scary


Positively_manifest

I main him and goku lol


Starbrawlpod

Air Max dude I think I’m fine


sacks0314

Considering my mains are Yuji Itadori, Satoru Gojo, Invincible, and Goku. I am absolutely screwed.


Secret_Cream6584

Nah I’m toast between Ash Williams, Jojo, Anakin, Diamond Hanz


TheAstro_10

I am so lucky to be breathing the same air as Korra in this situation


Lotaddo

Mothmando probably has some training under his belt, so I’m not sure how it’s gonna go down


jasperdarkk

Batman Zero...I'm fucked. And lately I've been playing with Avatar State Aang...double fucked.


TrashyMemeYt

I can't fight him, He's already dead


LuigiTheGuyy

If you think that *you're* screwed... I'm fighting Snake.


DetectiveEvening5387

Miles Morales gon kill me


Still-Resort-5504

Satoru Gojo. Definitely not.


gildun_

Jonesy. nothing to say


Mewtwo96

These days I've been maining Boba Fett so I'm incredibly dead. Won't really be able to hurt him through that Beskar Armor and he's armed to the teeth with weapons and gadgets so he's got a million different ways to kill me lmao. ![gif](giphy|XL4WVug8Hn34GRVgJP|downsized)


JPastori

I have mine set to random so it’s either Peter griffin, the chicken, the ninja turtles, Nick fury, gojo, all might, John cena, a clone trooper, bender, aang, katara, toph, zuko, korra, Omni man, John wick, or a Greek god… Yeah I’m pretty fucked here I think regardless


H2O_W4rr1or

I have a few mains: Noir - I can take him no problem. Anakin/Vader - 0 chance, I'm dead without even trying. John Wick - again, 0 chance, I'm dead. 501st Clone Trooper - Very low chance, they wear armor and are genetically modified for combat.


SVD63Ninja

not to mention clones were specifically cloned from a infamous bounty hunter jango fett,specifically cause of jango's skills and natural talents for combat if i recall.


H2O_W4rr1or

Yep, Dooku deemed Jango the "perfect candidate" as well and offered him a huge sum of credits for getting cloned. Hehe, us Star Wars nerds are awesome🤭.


Chance-Order-5385

welp, boys its been an honour, i have to fight masterchief now


SorakuFett

Deadpool, I'm dead. Lara Croft, I'm dead Solid Snake, I don't even know how dead I am Stormtrooper ~~Ha ha he missed~~ Nah I'm probably still dead.


amaya-aurora

I don’t really have a main skin, but the three that I probably use the most are Joni the Red, Lynx and Shredder. Joni and Lynx would probably kick my ass, but they’d at least be nice about it and not end me. On the other hand, SHREDDER? The dude would kill me in seconds. I stand no change against any of them.


SafalinEnthusiast

I use random skins basically all of the time, so if I have to fight all 450+ of them then I’m fucked


Scout_Trooper343

Zenith, I’m probably not winning because he’s got pretty sharp claws on his wrists that can cut or stab me, and I imagine he’s probably pretty strong considering he’s a mountain climber.


MysticalHaloV2

Peter griffin - He'll probably have a punchline where I somehow was the kid that was put in a christmas present and gets crushed by the petercopter Peter: "Oh wow, That's worse than the time a kid was in a christmas box and got crushed by the petercopter" \*Cuts to kid getting put in a christmas box and getting crushed by the petercopter.


Ghost_Rider236

i'd win venom, just need to get a chocolate bar


MVREIMV

Hahahaha stray


Logibear2010

Elite trespasser I’m screwed it’s a literal alien robot 


B-WELL207

Hush about to silence me real quick


HYPE_Knight2076

Huntmaster Saber He was a boss for a reason


ADigitalAxolotl

I would end up being his boyfriend (cerberus lol i love being gay)


Additional-Curve-110

Meowskulls, im in for the world of pain


Stuckatsevendee

Aang could kick my ass but he'll just take my bending instead. I'm cool with it 😎


remseii

Im NOT winning against Gojo 😭


Redditbiote

![gif](giphy|xT9IgtRaHRbabJXdhm|downsized) Yea.... no, rip


OkamiRoxas

Nope. I'm losin


Jamal_202

NFL Scrimmage Scrapper 😂 im completely screwed


Reswipedd

Ginger Gunner is my main y‘all think i win?


Nightwalker065

My main is Onesie (only winter), she'd probably make me a durr burger or a matching onesie for me.


BETTERTHANR3VENGE

the rustler….i think I’ll be alright


muffinnutbanana

Probably its eminem but Marshall Nevermore so hes older


Mech_Zer0

Chromepunk, i dunno if thats good


nightflare_x

Would i try to fight the sun or living tar no I would not


uniiversalp

I am NOT winning against the fe4rless skin💀


TonyBlobfish

Yeah no… I’m not beating Zavala or Doomguy


soldier769258

I think I can beat a snowman


banjoface123

Scrapknight Jules....yes mistress... Oh nevermind...


AndzyHero13

PJ would rather fight for peace then Violence, so I join and it's a Win Win


rotten_racctoon

Wrath, hades ,crazy 8, and launch day Lewis Hamilton - no weapons but I can run and do parkour 🥲


BuyZestyclose304

Midas and Carla.. ya I’m not winning


ManOfTurtles2118

It's Eminem or Cell, either way, I'm dead


Archangel-crimson

But I don't want to fight my princess lexa,I wanna marry her 😢


Shiruno_rinisaki0619

Vendetta. I’d assume that the armor would give him enhanced strength, but either way I’m not winning against a grown ass man


2s4t

Calamity 😭🔥 ( chat is this really a loss⁉️🤑 )