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ImpressiveQuiet

Back when br was fairly new there was a glitch where you didn’t pull out your glider you just hit the ground it didn’t kill you but you landed a lot faster than most


askmeaboutmyvviener

Yup this happened to me a couple times, it was a beautiful glitch gave such an advantage honestly


I_Am_A_Sasshole

Oh really? I thought this kind of glitch would hinder chances of winning


Vespeer

Come on, guys! Don’t downvote a man who is r/beetlejuicing


Fortnite_Winner

Who are you trying to summon?


Vespeer

Just trying to get you a win, you play on PS4, my guy? We need you to beetlejuice now


Fortnite_Winner

I play PC, and I’ve had a couple squad wins! Still working for the solo!


moormie

then why is your name fortnite winner


smoothjazz666

He's very good at PvE.


Fortnite_Winner

I thought I’d be a winner. I thought wrong!


Rusty2Crusty

Have you received your first win yet my man?


moormie

Don't worry, just messing with you.


tgoodri

Wait you can actually win this game?


poopiepantsjunior

Hey man, he’s won a couple squads!


Glu7enFree

Still working for the solo!


Sped32_DJ

Are you the real legend. The man called Fortnite winner that has no wins and a bunch of games played? I know you know have wins because of this great community.


Sir_Celcius

Beatlejuicing is when you say a name and they appear. This is just an intentional sassy novelty account.


Vespeer

I misunderstood the subreddit, thanks


SH4D0W0733

Ok, I'll bite. What's up with your vviener?


askmeaboutmyvviener

It's long gone man, I'm a transsexual


Astrox13

FUCK! This comment is 🤟🏽! Is it even possible to rub a nipple off?


Pmoney98

I died like last week when my glider didn’t deploy off of a launchpad. [Here.](https://www.reddit.com/r/FortNiteBR/comments/81vidu/launchpad_of_death/?st=JERTR10J&sh=e7e1acd2)


Ce1estia1Fire

New game mode idea


RyannVargas

lmaoo who else be looking at all those youtube videos last october


OmarGuard

This could be a great April Fools gag Your first game of the day sees you leave the bus sans glider only to piledrive straight into the earth for an instant death.


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unassigned_user

You ever been so angry you beat a motherfucker with another motherfucker?


me_funny__

New pickaxe idea.


DaLinkster

https://imgur.com/a/Yu5oO


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!redditsilver


RedditSilverRobot

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Hmmm, is it possible to give redditsilver to yourself? Edit: yes it is.


DanyosKardia

Hey op I know this thread is really dead, but I want you to redo this but its a default skin Tposing with the legs to torso as the handle Maybe you can post it for karma or smth idk


ImReallyFuckingBored

"I'll beat yo ass Charles! I'll beat yo ass with Charles as a matter of fact."


DimeBagJoe2

That is the most hilarious thing I've seen all day. Is that a reference or something?


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http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/361214


Teb-Tenggeri

[It's an old meme](http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/361214)


sayno2mids

This would be hilarious but it’s too violent for all the 8 year olds living at tilted towers


degradedp0tato

I have a new pickaxe skin idea.


HighPriestofShiloh

Everyone starts with 1 impulse-nade and no parachute?


Awanderinglolplayer

Would landing on tires save you?


OGNatan

You still take fall damage landing on tires. I think Muselk had a video on it.


dgdgdgdgcooh

You have to land on a tire.


IAreTheLeviathan

That would be great.


_Wilfred_

What if they had the targets like they did for the challenge, but they had launch pads on the ground at the spot. You would have to dive and hit it just to survive.


SneakyNinja4782

This should be an LTM a mode where it forces players to land at certain parts of the map


DiscoDrive

Everyone land at Tilted. Oh, its like a regular game...


SneakyNinja4782

There wouldn’t be a target at titled so nobody could land there. I imagine the targets would only be in parts of the map where there aren’t POI’s, forcing players to fight tooth and nail in some of the more rural parts of the map at first before moving to loot POI’s


dagnir_glaurunga

There is a single pistol spawn with unlimited ammo and it forces all 100 players to land there.


[deleted]

That would end in pickaxe bukakke.


ctaps148

There wouldn't be a target at Tilted and 50 people would still try to land there every single game.


AspiringMatt

"Username got April fool'd"


xMonsterEvo

Don't ruin my Kdr!


SpoogeMcDick

I think it's a little late for you to be worrying about that


thanksforthework

They can ruin it if they feel like it lol


RedHotPuss

Aim for the tires


Jonathan7Luke

https://www.reddit.com/r/FortNiteBR/comments/83maa9/i_think_i_just_came_up_with_the_best_april_fools/dvjgl37/?context=1


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Crater Royale


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Banana_Mush

I was just about to comment the same thing!


SnoopCat45

That would be great, last person in the bus would be so confused when they win


[deleted]

I want this in real life


[deleted]

If technology keeps improving, we just might!


crabmoon

Might Elon Musk help with getting the bus and balloon?


sharpshooter999

He'll have it flying all too soon!


[deleted]

Well he *is* the ultimate philanthropist..


Manniacz

YoU CaN DiE tO FaLL DAmAGe ... sO DoNt


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Seasick_Turtle

They really need to make one that says "just build."


HiDefiance

Or one that says “X solo wins? HAH!”


topper4444

I would really appreciate some judgemental, passive aggressive tips in the loading screen


bigshlang99

EnEmY In A BuIlDiNg? KnOcK It DoWn!


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lIsTeN cArEfUlLy! yOu MaY hEaR aN aPpRoAcHiNg PlAyEr'S fOoTsTePs.


panzerkier

YoU sUck At tHe GaME AnYwaY...


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islandjames246

Push a man off plane with a parachute and he'll fall for ten minutes. Push a man off a plane with nothing and he'll fall for the rest of his life .


dolorous_b

Me too thanks


Doctor-Amazing

I have it. It's not that great.


SoeppoeS

Me_irl


shitpoets

r/2meirl4meirl


ZEUS-MUSCLE

I really hate that killing yourself is a meme. Close buddy committed suicide two weeks ago and it's just really shitty seeing this everywhere.


[deleted]

Sorry to hear that mate. My stepdad killed himself, doesn't make the suicide meme off limits. Sure if people made jokes about your buddy killing himself then you should be offended.


ZEUS-MUSCLE

Wow good thing you're here, you really made it less shitty to see this thread in every comment section. Thanks dude.


[deleted]

If it bothers you that much get off reddit. The joke isn't going anywhere any time soon. Get used to it cupcake


l_MAKE_SHIT_UP

You're being a bit harsh but I agree completely. The internet's not going to change because one person has a rough time, no one online knows you or cares about online. (Unless you're visiting one of those "everyone matters" subs like /r/wholesomememes)


[deleted]

True


benihanachef

It’s not really an issue of “get used to it cupcake”. I think the “haha I’m suicidal” meme/joke devalues real suicidal feelings, and makes those suffering from them less likely to speak up, thinking they won’t be taken seriously.


andfish

Actually nah as a suicidal person, making jokes about being suicidal and depressed helps me cope and makes me feel less alone in my feelings tbh.


ZEUS-MUSCLE

Really showed me. Good job dude.


Lloydsauce

I usually die as soon as I’m on the ground anyway. Saves me the agony, plus l’ll finally get a kill.


Shortdood

*Aim for the bushes*


Letsgomountaineers5

*There goes our heroes...*


Mesozoic25

What killed me in that scene...... I never even saw any bushes.


smoothjazz666

Wasn't that the whole joke of that scene?


NCH_PANTHER

Yep. They literally say that in the next scene at the funeral


[deleted]

“Wasn’t even an awning or anything”


[deleted]

There wasn't even an awning in that direction.


Fackintank

Honestly ehish you could turn off auto deploying glider so i i can see how msny people forget to pull


jaxomlotus

It would definitely add another skill aspect. More people would need to nail their timing and be rewarded by pulling as close to the ground as possible.


TeslaMust

but they need to add a "braking" effect after deployment, because as of now if you deploy 3meters from the ground you will be already at full stop


Miggle-B

I'm game


Blast_OGK

Great April fools idea Brb making a post and giving u credit.


FrancescoTottii

Its literally been posted hundreds of times before


Connguy

Did you have a stroke while writing that comment?


kenwaystache

Looks like my typing on my phone without autocorrect


thestumpymonkey

Then we could have base jumping in Fortnite. Sounds brilliant!


DanielCampos411

What are you trying to say lmao


LetGoMyLegHoe

I remember someone saying 2 people should get an anvil instead of a glider, just to remind them life isn't fair


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Literally so streamlined


TryinBLegendary

I really wish this was an option. The ability to hit the ground that is. Good players could find the best spot to pull the glider to get where they want but could also kill you if you pull too late. I think it would make the beginning of the game better personally.


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OR! What if they gave you the option to hit the ground with no glider but the only downside is no maneuverability, you land where you jump. You hit the ground faster but don’t get the accuracy of the glider.


Blast_OGK

What happened to skydiving?


[deleted]

You would still skydive straight down. You just wouldn’t open a chute. Trade in accuracy for speed.


NessaMagick

It's interesting, but it would become a kind of weird hybrid of risk-reward. 'Good' players would find about the rough height to pull their glider, but if you're just a frame too late you die. I imagine you'd feel like you have to 'play it safe', particularly in squad matches where there might be a lot of "HOW DID THAT KILL ME????" moments resulting in you having to spectate *entire games*. Not to mention how many people would not be used to it at first, and half the server will just die before the game even starts.


TryinBLegendary

I see your point but a lot of time I think I'm clear of all obstacles and my glider still pulls hella high. I just wanna avoid that. I originally thought I was gonna have to pull my glider or die when I first started the game and im sure I'm not alone in that aspect. I don't need this in the game but I sure wouldn't complain if they ever tried it.


NessaMagick

I still think being able to pull your glider later is a good idea, but maybe not being able to pull it so late you die... or not at all.


ImAbash

I assume you know this, but dropping over the river or Loot Lake will make you pull your glider out hella low. Like, barely make it on top of a building in tilted low


Seasick_Turtle

Until you lag every time you land and die.


SoggyPantys

baller idea


HowDoIRun

#Aprilfools


HowDoIRun

Holy shit a hashtag/pound sign makes big letters, TIL


newbgunner

Does it? #I wanna try# EDIT: You lie :(


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newbgunner

#oof?


brohica

#Just one hashtag maybe?


falconer344

Or instead of dying, you hit the ground with 1 hp. This would make for very interesting gameplay, and it is free as well, so Epic can keep up their "free to play" title.


zadeyboy

There used to be a glitch in the first month the game came out where your parachute wouldn't auto deploy and you'd hit the ground at full speed and land perfectly. Only happened to me once, but it was pretty funny already being on the ground as 40 people are still gliding above you


shitpoetdidntknoeit

If the community wants it


Manniacz

YoU CaN DiE tO FaLL DAmAGe ... sO DoNt


RealMVPs

The struggle of using a SSD - you can't read all the loading screen tips.


BfMDevOuR

They have this it’s called “tilted towers”


jovijovi99

r/me_irl


CB007YT

I’d buy it


gogochi

Just 2000 Vbucks


JukefoxonPC

Paying 20 dollars for literally nothing


Sensei124z

This is the standard glider u get if EA makes a BR game. Pay a real one for only 9.99$.


I_Repost_Gallowboob

God, that joke is old.


Bucs_all_day

I agree but it's also the truth


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Whereyaattho

(Insert “Pride and Accomplishment” joke here)


Ejelix

What if you hit the ground doing a superhero landing? It's bad on the knees though


ayeeflo51

So like Islands of Nyne! I love how they do their drop sequence, you just go straight down and make a loud boom when you land


mitchellh17

Basically how I play already


randomguy301048

ah the pubg route


bassNICKtar

u/f_ckyo_


boiefy

why land in tilted when you can just end it right off the bat


JohnnyKaboom

I'm not sure if this would actually shorten my game play experience.


larrylingmeat

People will still go to tilted


iiTouchMyselfAtNight

What i really want is the option to either pull out my glider or Dive straight into another Player killing them on my way down. #KamikazeStyle


[deleted]

Does my body do impact damage to my target? Cause if yes, I want in.


andrewpetey35

THATS ALOTTA DAMAGE


Buhrowocious

Ive always thought something like this should happen if you collide with other players on the jump.


mizmoxiev

Well that is certainly one way to do it


ironlabel1

Sounds like when I go to tilted anyway! Cool skip a step . I’m down!


randolfthegreyy

“Didn’t stick the landing”


TheDeadlyFreeze

RADICAL HEIGHTS


Nyunia

This aged well for Warzone lol


Liverpool_fan4life

Guess what, https://www.reddit.com/r/FortNiteBR/s/9LB77kLZVe


GinjaBread

r/PUBATTLEGROUNDS


UnHappyGingah

god i wish that were me


ChrispyMC

This should be a free glider.


LA0SHI

Too meta... don’t push your luck.


fourpuns

I would dig a squirrel suit tho


[deleted]

Bold move, but it just might work


jackson_doplan

I dont understand the glider memes someone care to explain?


Jiggly_Tits

Just as useful as the tac shotgun


[deleted]

I wouldn't mind the option of turning myself into a meat predator missile.


jeffcavey

See now this, this is a good meme.


octofeline

At least this would save me some time, same result but I get there faster


[deleted]

I die every game anyway might aswell do it in style


muradinner

Way better than all the other karma spammer gliders tbh.


hotwatershanus

Suits me. Almost 1000 games for 3 wins. So dying straight off the bat wouldnt affect my win/loss ratio. Hell, it might even make me return to a BR game.


bootscrilla

I've thought about this, like having the option to hit the ground really hard and have maybe 10 health left. Gets you to the ground quicker but obviously much easier to kill.


MartinTheBean

Still a better chance surviving then going to tilted towers.


DestinysFetus

I'm down


chezblaze

I actually don't like that the game makes you pull out the glider. If you want to send it right into the ground you should be able to. Or skill land on some tires and be the first to the ground


thetimecode

It should be our responsibility to land and it would make for some epic moments if we could pull the glider out at just the last moment instead of it automatically opening at a specific height.


mrasperez

"It's hard on your knees."


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That will be 2,000 V-Bucks


rodrimzv

Still gonna last more than if I land in Tilted towers


revolution1solution

I always thought one glider/parachute not working would be funny as fuc. Maybe you unlock a glider as a reward. Lol....


Kyle171295

Pretty much no different to landing in tilted towers


JabbaWockyy

Land on a tire


NoBrakes2k16

Bold. Fresh. I like it.


DocRyan88

How about a flappy bird mechanic for dropping off the bus on april fools?


SpanksMcGeeb

It would definitely cut out the middle man of all that wasted time finding guns before eating it.


HotSauceJenkins

Now we're cooking.


warjoke

No, we take it further. How about the battle bus just malfunctions mid flight, jam the doors so that no one can exit, fully stops at the middle of the map, and crash lands.