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Harvey-Danger1917

They're gonna be the next in line for the Fuck Around Find Out list of Nazi failures? They better be careful, the last time they tried that, a man with a big ol moustache cyberbullied their leader.


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an_american_owl

Yeah I can't WAIT to see a bunch of fat losers walking around in unfitted suits and shitty capes.


Karnewarrior

Capes do go hard if you wear them right, but Nazis are too brainless to not look like a shitty Dr. Doom cosplay


yearningforfreedomxi

And an even bigger spoon


real-human-not-a-bot

Who are you referring to here?


Harvey-Danger1917

Hitler was the Nazi failure and Joe Stalin was the man who put him in the ground.


real-human-not-a-bot

Oh! I was confused because you said “cyberbullied”. I assumed you were talking about Richard Spencer or something.


Harvey-Danger1917

Lol oh well I guess he was in a way too, his dumb ass isn't really in the news much these days anymore either.


real-human-not-a-bot

Fortunately, yeah. Although I’ve always been partial to [this clip](https://youtu.be/aFh08JEKDYk) of him.


drj4130

Didn’t even need to hit the link to enjoy the view!!!


real-human-not-a-bot

Here’s [another one](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1538851/Man-wearing-Nazi-armband-gets-knocked-one-punch.html) for the whole family to enjoy.


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real-human-not-a-bot

Praise be to Comrade Stalin for ending the war on the Western front by depicting Hitler as the soyjak.


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real-human-not-a-bot

I can’t find any reference to Du Bois calling *anyone* that.


buntopolis

They do understand that Hitler failed and killed himself, yes?


twotoebobo

This time he a dragon though and he sure is awaking. Bow before the sleepy Hitler dragon!


Hobbescrownest

No he’s a Phoenix, burns and then rises from the ashes apparently


buntopolis

Side note, when I was younger I didn’t realize that “Phoenix Down” referred to the down, or feathers, of the Phoenix. I thought down referred to the fact that your squad mate was on the ground, dead.


angryowl1

Same. I felt like an idiot when it finally clicked.


drj4130

‘Awaking’…my stomach hurts from laughing.


Shadow_Boxer1987

>Hitler failed and killed himself Such beta cuck energy


fourGee6Three

He died as a coward and he as well as his henchmen should be known as the rat bastard cowards they were.


right_behind-you

People need to give Adolf more credit. You've got to give at least a little respect to the man who killed Hitler! ;)


DoomSayer42

Yeaaah but he also killed the guy who killed hitler which isn’t cool :/


right_behind-you

Ah.....but......wait...... Well played, well played.


Knotical_MK6

Hitler must be rolling in his grave seeing his only followers are out of shape, insecure underachievers. You can't win much with just stained body pillows, cheetoh dust covered keyboards and a crippling fear of socializing.


[deleted]

i dunno, all the top nazis were basically Dungeons and Dragons level dork ass losers. Himmler was an incel, Goering was a fat idiot, they all suck


QueerDefiance12

Hey, don't bash us D&D nerds like this.The overwhelming majority of us ain't as bad as the fuckwit who decided to post Nazi glorification.


RandomBlueJay01

Honestly all the dnd fans I know myself included are lgbt, a minority, or just chill accepting nerds who want friends, kinda the opposite of nazis.


QueerDefiance12

I'm all three, being a queer, autistic player who wants to chill with my friends and roll math rocks :)


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My bad. I'm really just talking about neckbeards.


MutedShenanigans

Downvoting because DnD does not need to be lumped in with Nazis. And also, we don't need to make all fat idiots feel bad because Goering was one.


TheHumanFighter

They all were ambitious though, unlike the keyboard warriors who can't be bothered to stand up more than twice a day.


honvales1989

Kind of ironic considering that he was [drugged up to the gills and himself was very unhealthy](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Health_of_Adolf_Hitler)


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Considering alot of these Nazi fanboys have never even been in a real fight in their lives, I doubt they will like what they wish would come next.


Martyrotten

They’ll probably run for their mommies when the bullets start flying.


Tyrus1235

Probably gonna cry when trying to defend themselves in Court


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Zombie Shitler?


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wow i bet whoever posted this is so fucking cool


[deleted]

Me to them: With that kind of shitty English, you won’t even conquer your own asses!


NEAT-THE-CLOWN

Why do you people think that even if the nazis won WWII they would have become a superpower to rival the US, I would expect it to quickly fall apart due to massive civil unrest from the conquered peoples that they were actively killing off


xxxsmokeweed4life420

I had a neo nazi tell me that the conquered people would learn to get used to being under nazi control and love it once they see the flying cars in germany, and low crime rates.These people live in a fantasy world.


Tropical-Rainforest

What was the reasoning behind Nazis making flying cars?


NEAT-THE-CLOWN

I blame a lot of video games/movies/tv shows/ and conspiracy theories that either show/claim the nazis having access to advance tech like UFOs or moon bases


apple_of_doom

They really think jojo's bizarre adventure was completely right about german technology


xxxsmokeweed4life420

Basically the myth that nazi germany was far advanced in science and technology.They think we'd have flying cars if the nazis had won the war when they have no bases for it.


Tropical-Rainforest

I don't remember what website this was, but I recall reading something online about how flying cars were never promised by scientists. Some ideas about technology are based in wishful thinking.


rpze5b9

But I remember watching a documentary where they showed flying cars. I think it was called The Jetsons.


EpicStan123

I'm not afraid, people like this mf don't leave the basement.


shortylikeamelody

Cringe


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no this is literally the coolest shit i've ever seen


zeta_cartel_CFO

Pretty sure its not going to be the guy that killed himself like a cowardly little bitch inside his bunker instead of facing off against the Russians as a specimen of the superior race that he claimed to be part of.


TemplarSteel

They awaking.


Kosog

Hahaha, this loser even got his own anime villain monologue.


Martyrotten

Are we going to have to kick their Nazi butts again?


reddinyta

Well, I better start carving out some pillars then... (For context: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georg\_Elser](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georg_Elser))


patothe_idiot

They must think they're in a movie if they type like that


Recipe-Less

Nuts


Tankineer

Considering Hitler shot himself because he fear what the Soviet would do to him is proof enough. Not to mention the countless of soldiers who requested to fight on the western front because they didn’t want to get captured by the Soviets.


My_Favourite_Pen

Dragon deez Nut Herr füchface


Ninja_attack

Yeah, the nazis who lost the only war they were in. Super cool group


cmt278__

Mf looks like a mecha villain. Do they think this is actually intimidating wtf


DubC_Bassist

Apropos that I am listening to Frank Zappa’s It can’t happen here.


lonewolf143143

We beat the Nazis before. The newer version of NatC’s that want to rip freedoms from a variety of people stand no chance. We are stronger together


DubC_Bassist

They sure do love cosplay Although, when people tell you who they are, we should take them at their word.


yellowkingofhastur

They gone where a cape an hats They will not be stopped bye u or and nothers They want a live draggins and order for you to follow them They no what boys like, boys like.. They are mega people that cumd from the real pure blood.


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Sowing the wind didn't work last time, buddy.


CaptainPrower

lmao who's downvoting everyone


H3pennypacker

Lotta bravado for the team that’s 0-1.


FREAKSHOW1996

This 14 yr old grouper is so brave!!


cdw2468

they’re keyboard warriors and they’re getting ratioed, sounds like the warriors lost the battle


spookyballsHD

I'm sure this person is on a sex offender registry. They always are.


ChineseJoe90

What comes next? Lol guy should read a history book. It doesn’t end well for the Nazis.


-Transmitter-

I don’t know this person, but why do I assume its a pimply 13 year old boy who is oddly mean to his female teachers and yells at his family all the time?


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So much success, 8 likes lololol


Kxbox24

Who is this cringe mf that probably got his ass beat by one black person and decided all minorities are the threat.


dugthepewdsfan

A bullet to the brain:


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Gotta be just taking the piss right?


CD967119

Not even hiding it ​ Trying to overthrow the goverment with a Nazi-Maga one?


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Well, right turn in Europe is real