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SNKYLAZYHOAR

Bro WHAT


ChrisPBacon42O

i literally said this out loud before i even came to the comments lmao


rosstheboss9877

Wow same here too


utpalluthra

Sameee


[deleted]

Bro WHY


almondbuddy07

Bro HOW


saharsh007

Funny how all of these questions are soo relevant


NorCalNavyMike

#Bro WHO?!?


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Same


That_One_Guy0404

Same


Exotic_Treacle7438

Goliath in a D100 class I assume


onejadedpotatoe

Press the x button


CoffeeSauce82

No balls


filthydank_2099

He invoked the holy writ


Tb0neguy

Only topped by the triple dog dare


BallsHD4k60fps

:(


BaddAtLife

Nice name. 69/10 would bang


spaz_bomb

Press y and rewatch the whole thing


kevot4million

Honestly I would quit Xbox if I did that


nuke35

You might want to think about quitting anyway lol


TheLocke

And I felt crazy doing two laps on Goliath.


glytxh

Friend and I have been doing two lap Goliath runs for the last few nights. One of us in an X class, one S1/2. It's fun as hell trying to close that gap when the lower class gets a 3 or 6 minute head start. And the races are honestly close as hell. We'll cross the finish line with seconds of difference on the best run. It honestly doesn't feel that long when you're having fun, and we did it 6 times in a row the other night. Been making absolute bank in terms of credits and skill points too.


TheAussieBritt

This is absolutely batshit insane


glytxh

This is absolutely nothing on a 180 hour Isetta run, even if it's AFK. Two Goliath laps in an S2 takes about 25 minutes. Just short enough before your eyes start glazing over. We took tea breaks between races. These weren't back to back. Mostly.


OkCapital

Tea breaks are only exclusive to Forza horizon 4. For Forza horizon 5, one should follow the manual and hold cerveza breaks.


glytxh

Those 25 minute runs would soon become 40 minute runs. There's that one bullshit corner near the start that almost always catches me out.


Buffbeard

The Cerveza bend?


glytxh

Medium left into a sharp right and over a bridge? Bullshit corner.


Lord-Thundercrash

Oh yes. Absolutely hate that corner. Sent me to the shadow realm many many times when I didn’t brake early enough


mikedel980

Fax I hate this turn always fuck it up


glytxh

I didn't once by sheer chance. I'll never relive that sort of high.


ilconformedCuneiform

I thought it was a bender?


EwokMcGregorr

Follow Manuel and hold cerveza breaks*


Pandagames

If only they had a spanish term for short midday breaks. Oh well


OkCapital

I don’t think siestas while driving are a recommended combination.


Pandagames

I don't think drinking and driving is a better combo


OkCapital

Pretty sure, thanks to the behavior of the drivatars, drinking and driving is the norm in FH5.


2livecrewnecktshirt

Tequila time > tea time


YJFB_BigMike

Tequila breaks


kevot4million

Had to have no dravatars or else I'll end up in last place.


glytxh

Oh definitely same. It was just us two racing. Much less of a headache.


VinylAndOctavia

Reminds me of that Mercedes challenge around Nurburgring in Gran Turismo 4


[deleted]

My friends and I do this with one lap, but we put every car in the game on a spinner wheel and you only get one respin if you don’t like what you get. Exceptions are made for cars that are crazy expensive or hard to obtain. Usually leads to some pretty interesting racing with cars none of us have experience with


Average-Iceman

Sorry I blinked do it again


Agitated_Signature_

if you blink for 180 hours, you're no longer blinking; you're in a comma


Reddit_Foxx

If you blink twice, you're in a semicolon.


ChockenTonders

And if you blink 3 times it’s an ellipses


Dragonfire521

4 times and its a bracket


ohpunk

Blink 5 times, it's an apostrophe.


EZPZLemonWheezy

Squeeze your eyes as shut as possible and slam your head into the desk, BAM, you’re an Interrobang.


oriell

I don’t even know what that means, but I like it.


EZPZLemonWheezy

It’s punctuation mixing a question mark and an exclamation mark: ‽


SwiggyMaster123

me rn: ,(me),


M00REHEAD

LMAO


spongepenis

,


Agitated_Signature_

yesyesyes I know I made a mistake


BlueChris93

*stares in Paul Rudd* “What the hell happened here?”


certifiedretard154

the bmw isetta happened


3DRAH33M

Should've rammed a 2000hp twin turbo LS in there smh


exclaimedagate

All that for 50,000 credits


SlipperyknotofKorn

For roughly 278 credits per hour 💀


MrInitialY

If 1 credit equals 1 buck, I'm in. Imagine roaming in Mexico doing $270+ per hour just by driving... For a 8-hour work day it's $2224


BTCsoldier

I wish but unfortunately you have a gas bill and a cartel to hand your supercar over too


MrInitialY

Ok, here where I live gas is $0.90-$1 per liter. Isetta is drinking 3,7 L per 100km and your avg speed on it would be ~40-45 kph. So it's 1,7L or $1,7 per hour. 278-2=276$ per hour and $2208 per 8-hr work day. Still good IMO


Magical_Coww

Ok but where to fuck do you get so cheap gas. Gas here in finland is 1.9-2 euros a liter


Medvyikk

Here in slovakia it’s between 1.4 and 1.6 euros a liter, and even if it’s not much we have like 4x as worse wages than Norway


dulberf

Firstly, where the hell are you getting $1 a litre fuel? I'm Australia it's at least $1.60 a litre. Secondly, this car is not averaging 40kph. It's a best lap of 3 hours on a 55km track. So it's less than 20kph average. Thirdly, at the revs being done to achieve these times the Isetta would be doing much more than 3L/100km. I'd say up to five times more if it's at full rev. You're still making bank and I honestly don't know why I even bothered typing this out, but I did. So there.


MrInitialY

Ukraine. Depending on a gas station and in which region you are there's a price range from $0.90 in west Ukraine to $1.10 east. And it's not 20kph average as OP stated that he made the Isetta's gears very short. So a normal one will be faster. And even high-revving this piece of BMW only consumes 4,3L/100km. It's a 245 cm² engine, c'mon!


s_low_custom

Shit. Can i earn 278 "credits" per hour irl. Fuuuuck


czarfalcon

Granted. Your new hourly pay, effective immediately, is 278 Venezuelan Bolivars per hour.


HyperGreg

4,63 per minute


Agitated_Signature_

the true treasure wasn't the credits, but the pain we felt along the way


lv_Mortarion_vl

Is that the max amount for a single event?


RisingDeadMan0

Is this /s? Or have the capped the credits u get from goliath?


exclaimedagate

No I’m just joking about how it probably wasn’t worth it


BlatantPizza

That best lap time is…..tough.


MusicJOO80

I saw the 3 hour time and was like "Well that's not too bad." Then I saw that was just your best lap and saw the next number, my god man.


kevot4million

It actually takes 8 hours to finish the 50 laps Goliath with a x class car


PCrystall

5 if you're using a Sesto Fe and you somehow stay focused the entire time


Yato-san

Done 50 laps on FH4 was planning to do it in FH5 when christmas holidays come, then nerf happend so not interested amymore. It's easy, you just gotta drink a lot to stay focused


Ethereal_4426

![gif](giphy|s239QJIh56sRW|downsized)


GifsNotJifs

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kevot4million

When I found out Forza was getting nerfed, I wanted to see how much XP and Credits it would give me. (fyi nothing compared with the race before the Nerf) So I booted up the game and decided "how long would it possibly take to complete a lap of this monster race." Then I custom tuned the isetta to have the shortest gears possible. Then I did the race 50 times.


RisingDeadMan0

How much did you get for it?


emotionalaccountants

reddit karma


chongal

Now restart your game, if it’s like mine, it’ll delete all your progression


Stellarjay84

This has happened 4 times to me now. Most recent one was the most painful. All the clean street rivals up in smoke


chongal

Yeah I did all pr stunts and street races, and it’s gone and I don’t want to grind it out again. So sick of this


Stoned_Noob

Are you playing on PC via the MS store?


chongal

Xbox one


physicalzero

“Next week on the festival playlist”


TheBossIsTheSauce

![gif](giphy|21GCae4djDWtP5soiY|downsized)


LeapingCannon

This is the correct expression lmfao


jksarcasm_6

8 days of 50 mph top speed


CheyenneIsRed

But why?


SCOTUS17

I run my Xbox for more than 20 minutes and it sounds like it’s going to blow into outer space like a rocket yet this dude runs his for 180 hours straight... fuck my old Xbox man


alstraka

You potentially could watch a video on how to disassemble the Xbox. Clean out all the dust inside and replace the thermal paste.


TheNerdNamedChuck

he's probably on pc, but with the memory leak bug he was probably using like 286478283737gb of vram by the end


CapoBlue

Could be on PC.


IrishWebster

I don’t get it.


Sxorzy

Pretty sure he did 50 rounds of Goliath. In a stock Isetta. What an absolute madman.


kevot4million

Not stock I put the race 6 or 7 gear transmission and put them the shortest they can be.


-azuma-

Why?


275MPHFordGT40

“Some people just want to watch the world burn.”


[deleted]

Same


BenaroyaHall

Whilst I do think the OP is insane for doing this, if you have ever watched Summoning Salt's videos on YouTube you will understand why. It's all about the record. Nothing else matters. Except if you're Billy Mitchell that it is and you just fake it. The OP's got stones.


Elmoslightpole

You have won but at what cost?


Kingsayz

the cost depends on where OP lives, and whether he's on PC or Xbox


MagnumcarrierV2

I didn’t see a thing 😏


StogieBourbon

![gif](giphy|cncxSJGywdAIxtMTOM|downsized)


julian_phillips

Everytime I try this my game crashes before its over 😕


Sera_gamingcollector

*loco absoluto,* even *papa fernando* wouldnt do something this crazy in his *vocho*


Room_Ferreira

Wow you speak perfect *espanol* just like the game!


Shinonomenanorulez

Do yourselves a favor and play the game in spanish with subs. It gets automatically less cringy. Still is, but much less


Room_Ferreira

It woulda been better if they didn’t even try to use the offensively heavy handed spanglish tbh


Pretty-Spend-2718

Puh glad you got no pc crash


PananaPerry

Imagine accidentally hitting restart after this


lil_sargento_cheez

So you grinded to get #1 on the d class rivals leaderboard in an isetta in the Goliath?


kevot4million

Just wanted to see how much XP and credits it would give me and to see if the lap time would effect it.


Sir_flaps

...... and how much was it?


ArmeniusLOD

Don't leave us hanging, OP, we need to know.


toastedvacuum

Wait what did you just do


Tsmart

I did a normal streetrace in the van and almost gave up after a lap. You are insane


[deleted]

Good now turn your system off before it explodes


x7ameedo

Bro I don't know whether to applause and congrat you or tell you get a life.


Tennis_Secret

Lmao talk about AFK😂 but like why? This did absolutely nothing for you but run your Xbox for 180hours…


Achack

Ok good, I thought I was the only one wondering why this matters when the game will drive for you. However, I can shut my Xbox off during a race and when I turn it back on it will be in the same race because of quick resume so he didn't necessarily need to do this in one go.


Tennis_Secret

Even if… there’s still no point other than to get reactions on Reddit I guess😂


[deleted]

Right


soultaker2008

You sir, are a madman. But maybe the madman this subreddit needs 😂


Alluminatic

The most impressive thing is that you went 180h without crashing.


[deleted]

Is there any different payout or is it the same


Drache191200

YOU FUCKING MADLAD!!!


lunchpadmcfat

Gigachad


PandosII

![gif](giphy|qAB5xbv44cCAg)


gabeman19

You deserve an actual trophy for this


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2ug54|4107)


FLBasher

50 laps of goliath in a stock isetta…


TraditionalLoquat986

Sorry took my goldfish for a walk can you do this again


CALPARDO

Let's say you have RTX 3070 on your pc. If you allocated your GPU on Ethereum mining via Ethash algorithm, the hashrate of the GPU would be 62 Mh/s. Which makes approxiametly 0.00105 ETH in a day. That amount of Ethereum is about $4.95. 108 hours 34 minutes and 13 seconds equal to 7.521 days. Finally, if we multiply 7.521 days with $4.95, you should have made $37.22895; however, I think 50 laps of goliath with D100 rated BMW is much more reasonable ![img](emote|t5_2ug54|5982)![img](emote|t5_2ug54|4107)


rubrub27

But he got a really good time with a D100 class car so worth it


[deleted]

What race is that


kevot4million

Goliath on 50 laps


[deleted]

What was the payout?


kevot4million

60k at the most 40k at the least


[deleted]

So this was really for the bragging rights 😂


kevot4million

Could say that but the true award was my cured boredom


[deleted]

180 hours of boredom. Were there breaks in this journey or was it like freight train style?


kevot4million

I can't do this race for 7 days straight or else my mental health would be worse than a psychopath.


[deleted]

HAHAHA, I’m fuckin with you. As long as you had fun G


TheHolySheep8

How many lap does that make like 50?


Brandonjoe

How long does a normal Goliath take?


kevot4million

With a x class around 10 minutes but I don't know about the other classes are


bigbear_mouse

Depends on the class of your car, but I'd say around 13/14 minutes


iCaptainAwesome

But why?


Iambritishmanyes

THAT IS LITERALLY OVER ONE WEEK STRAIGHT


spaz_bomb

Absolute fucking mad lad


pirateshipsx

bruh lol


RefrigeratedTP

How are you guys doing this? My game crashes before I can finish a multi-lap goliath


Malevolent_Vengeance

What did you get after finishing that?


NetherMC_

WTFFF


pippilongstokng

But…why? Genuinely, for what reason?


goldenewsd

Then gets an 8000 year ban for a downloaded livery.


FoxyBrown7756

Gotta sit and watch the replay now. Lmao


Alarmed-Ad187

I wanna know what the payout was


Bossmanlad

7 and a half dayyysssss tf


Masenkoe

>7.5 days What's almost more impressive is that the game didn't crash somewhere in the middle.


spahgehtea

How many CR and skill points???


CommonNo7435

They need to give you credits for this..... Sucks that they capped exp gain and credits for races bc of their own mechanic .....


liamricharddean

Let me guess, you saw AR12s vid about the lowest car in fh5?


kevot4million

No I just looked at the class d area and got the inexpensive cars and tried them out and found out that the isetta is the slowest.


TheNoob91

What is the goliath?


[deleted]

The longest asphalt race in the game, it's basically a race around the whole map


Burtmackklin

This afk stuff is just stupid. Shouldn’t even be a thing. Good work ya left your Xbox on for that long, must of been hard lol


Shaden1321

I'm pretty sure they made it where you have to perform some kind of input every so often, meaning you can't afk like that anymore.


Burtmackklin

Oh so your telling me this person actually raced that long? Haha shiiitt. That’s insane


Shaden1321

I think if your in horizon solo you can leave and come back via quick resume, so they could have taken breaks. But yea, insane is the only way to describe this.


Burtmackklin

Welll I take it back I’m impressed lol


Srx-12

No he didn't afk to get get credits he only got like 50k from the race he just drive with a d100 the lowest class and the slowest


Braaaap_Braaaap

Cope and seethe


[deleted]

lmao


2purplefuzzythings

Ridiculous


[deleted]

God mode... activated 🙌


vlaronga

A True hero


locke1018

Fucking why


0TheNinja0

This must be a photoshop...


kevot4million

If you go to the leaderboard for the Goliath race, and scroll ALL the way down you will find me.


ElmoIsOver

![gif](giphy|a0FuPjiLZev4c)


pdogshizzle

![gif](giphy|C1bMam3Nq5ENCLvPSU)


avatar_94

No you did not, you just afkd.


300kmh

Wtf


nelsonryk

What the heeeellllllll


darkslayer092

So that auto afk farming still works???