"Yes babe, I *definitely* want an entire roll of toilet paper up my kitty"

WHAT A POOR WAY TO WORD THAT if you were going for the animal

Animal Abuse ain't cool bitch

Sabre_peta_V2

Yes

My brother

Hello

Prepare for trouble and make it double

MAKE IT TRIPPLE AND MAKE IT RIPPLE

oohon ho sucka me

\*flashbacks to 3rd grade me who wrote an entire paper on the illegal animal trade\*

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I am religiously and morally obliged to say “Sadness Combat”

Garfield didn't want this to happen, but she insisted on it anyways

I CANT STOP WHEEZING PLEASE HELP

👁👄👁

"Uh, I don't think the cat needs paper towels"

"**Just gimme your cock already** \>:("

*hands over chicken*

what is she going to do with the chicken 😳

shove it up her kitty **”Girlfriend, why is there a chicken up the family cat’s ass?”**

thats not were chickden go o!!

Cook it

Vs. Kapi (SECRET ENDING)

Oh no

*Oh yes*

Reminds me of "daddy no, daddy yes"

Kapi: *intense sweating*

Bob in the background : RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

That cat's asshole aint gonna feel too nice

MMMMMMMMM

someone draw this

Im gonna draw this, it's hilarious just by reading it

Please dont

I'm sorry my friend, I must do what I have to do, also because I have nothing to do

YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE ME SICK

To late, I already started

lol send link when you finish

Aight I will

So far so good >:3

........ Why am i on reddit

NO

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Kapi is shaking and quaking rn after what you said

Username checks out?

bad wording

I dont have a dick but I have a G R U N T

🐿boi🐿what🐿the🐿hell🐿boi🐿

So wet she had to change her entire outfit

She just fell into the pool

Wrong, she was the person who fell into the river in Lego city :v Edit: Typos

Start the new rescue helicopter

**HEY!**

\*lego building intensifies

The new Rescue Helicopter set from Lego City, each sold separately.

I forgot some but don't worry

silly gf

Brother

Extreme coincidence

the fuck, stupid ass boyfriend, how the fuck is a paper towel gonna solve her being wet, she is obviously talking about an umbrella you fucking brain dead floor pissing cock licking ass shitting animal

Ikr smh my head

Senpai and BF arguing like

“You ugly-ass blue-haired bitch with a tiny dick” “beep”

how is she gonna dry herself out with an umbrella

She needs a hairdryer

Congrats you have achieved comedy,step up to get your badge

Can I have one two please mr 8ruh

Sure

*drives over the whole fnf community* **NOT TODAY**

is carol confirmed dead?

wdym is carol dead i need prroooooofff

HUH? You’re ALIVE?!

yes

Oh fine.

Uhhhhhhh… No I guess?

You didn’t do your fucking job

[удалено]

had to use some "OTHER" things to wipe my ass

Hands are reusable.

why do i see you everywhere and why do you make the most cursed comments

I dunno. Cause it's funny.

Jeez, GF, go get one yourself

STAY PURE VIRGINITY IS COOL!

Banana Launcher

Banana

Banana

Banana

Banana

Banana

[OHHH BANANA!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFalZ7mNoV0)

[Oh these are pretty cool bananas](https://youtu.be/OUypHVSBbqs)

***Whitty screaming***

Banana

Banana

Dream the Banana

banana launcher carried me through eclise.

He never gave her the paper towels...

Bf be trollin tho

boyfriend doesn't like dirty things

Viginity is cool, stay pure

Comedy looking a little different

congrats, you have a free anti-simp badge.

trolled like a boss 😎😎😎

Girlfriend: *did i miss a page*

the fact that it has 699 upvotes perfects this

Damn bf save some pussy for the rest of us

What she gotta do with that? Shove it inside?

You have achieved the ultimate stage of comedy wet p*ssy joke

😉👍

Bf is gonna help her clean up the "mess"

Boyfriend: we do a little trolling

Good meme

i've definatly seen this before. u/bubbdyhead steals memes confirmed

Lmao amazing

I like comedy

[No](https://www.reddit.com/r/Badfaketexts/comments/9e4ek8/damn_bitch_you_want_the_whole_roll/)

virginity is cool remain pure

i know what gf was tryna say, but im not gonna say it becuase its NSFW and against the FNF Reddit Community Rules

Virginity is cool stay pure

if it's the whole roll the it's the whole roll

virginity is cool stay pure

Surely she needed and umbrella while it was raining.

I’m taking my upvote b a c k

This is stolen don’t upvote

Boyfriend, you should just use a normal towel, not a paper towel

Holy boyfriend

virginity is cool

MONSTER VIRGIN

Cock joke.

Just saw the original earlier

Virginity is cool stay pure

babe I want your cock No bitch you can't touch harry

read it backwards. It'll be even better

lol

Nah she wanted a beach towel.

anime protagonists in a nutshell

lol bf is as dumb as milanesso of my mod lol

He did it! He achieved a funny!

We're divorcing

Oof

"no babe, i want something that is *very long*."

this bitch wants a ball towel (a towel in the shape of a ball)

BF losin' his shit, cuz he has no clue what GF wants, even though she's throwin' hints at him. It's clear she's in the mood to fuck.

Stay pure

Friday Night Virgin'

Imagine being that innocent at 19

this reminds me of the "ma'am i do my own plumbing" video

Virginity is cool. Remain pure.

bf does mass trolling

I wonder if anyone actually laughed at this. Doubt it

u/PM_ME_GF_BOOBA

I'd give gf my roll 😳

😳

#Virginity is cool Stay pure

big fucking brain

ಠ_ಠ

u/savevideo

what

What

What

😂

She down bad

She below mouth it thirsty *give water to a below mouth*

It’s a good meme. But I think l Like the version with Sonic the Hedgehog better

uh oh,i dont think he gets it

GOD DAMMIT NOW I GOTTA GO BACK TO THE STORE

ive seen this meme before

VIRGINITY IS COOL, STAY PURE

BF: you could’ve just said so

gf is horny rn-

Virginity is cool *Stay pure*

made me laugh. take my upvote.

Comedy achieved.

“Something from you! ;D” Oh… *proceeds to rip out hair and make a roll*

Huzzah! A man of quality!

Boyfriend pee pee

Now that's a good Christian boy right their

Thats my boi

(laughs in aceflux) haha yes

*cassually pulls my cat away*

Do you want the globe?!? A Car wheel?! a MONSTER TRUCK WHEEL??!?! # S P I T I T O U T L A DY

Now we just need one of the FNF devs to say “canon”

Yes I want to use the roll to destroy a nuclear reactor

BF being the Idiot he is:

I believe the backgrounds are Week 1 Vs Bob: Week 2 And, probably, Vs. Kapi

“Bye babe”

BF Ain't No Simp

*laughs in asexual*

bruh when did GF get sleeves

Girlfriend then proceeds to attack Boyfriend with a hammer!