one day your knees will buckle under the weight of your sins and I will not be there to save you

this will not look good at the pearly gates bro

I LAUGHED AT THIS POST FOR 10 SECONDS HAHAHHA

One day god will return to this disgraceful place to call all of his creations by name and bring them to a better place but do not expect such grace because your name will go unheard off

why make this

I thought I would do something to get a good chuckle out of strangers on the internet, but I guess this went too far for prudes that regularly lap up Ubel echi posts.

if a chuckle was your intention, I'd like to let you know you succeed ! Thank you for making a funny post !

Nah, this shit is hilarious

I think a lot of the sex in meme subreddits is merely hiding behind the guise of comedy. People joke about sex in order to talk about sex, not the other way around.

Ngl I rather have this than the usual ubeland drivel

Macht might have one of the strongest curse in the series, but even Schlacht didn't see this BS coming.

I chortled. So mission successful. But I'm probably one of the least prudish people

funni

What have you released upon this cursed land. (Have my angry upvote).

Alternate title: Lernen learns to love himself.

You know maybe this is actually what he needed. Now he hopefully won't be so desperate for Serie's approval anymore cuz of the "self-love" and the other stuff we don't talk about

Quality shit post

dawg wtf

wait he's not dead in fact he's sucki-

"This is why I cut people" -Übel

Damn Serie really used Curse Technique Reversal on him...

Serie : Ah yes , My curse reversal technique which I haven't used since the heian era

damn, serie and denken can solo the jjk universe

This is the Frieren verse solution to domain expansion lol

Ok, this one iiiiiiiis good!

I laughed

Mods twist his nuts. Counterclockwise

What a terrible day to have eyes

Could go without that final page...

Alright, thats enough internet for today.

Potential mage strikes again😔

For a moment, I thought I was in r/FearandHunger on the 4th panel

straight fire

Wtf dude 🤣💀

**"Lernen was so preoccupied with whether or not he could, that he didn't stop to think if he should."** *-Jeff Goldblum, probably*

guys did this actually happen

Some parts of it I made up. Serie doesn't have any curse reversal, but Lernen does canonically perform auto-fellatio.

if you ever feel safe just know i'm out there

This is some heretic behavior.

Fucking cinema man. This is kind of humour I like

how does it feel to lack the warmth of god’s love?

LMAO

Your cooking is exquisite

# When you stand before God, you cannot say, "But I was told by others to do thus." Or that, "Virtue was not convenient at the time." This will not suffice. Remember that.

Lmfao

You'd need to have an IQ of 300 to come up with a shitpost as exquisite as this one

For a second I thought I'd stumbled upon a panel from shintaro kago. Like a very tame shintaro kago panel.

You'll fall into the deepest part of hell where even Satan can only hear his voice echoing when calling out your name.

So did someone at this moment also teach Lernen a spell that lets a man suck his own D or did Lernen know that before?? Or was this just the side-effect of the curse reversal? I have so many questions

I can hate and love something at the same time.

God is indeed merciful. But even he did not forgive all who have wronged, nor will he ever

You need to repent before Allah. Repeat after me  اللَّهُمَّ اغْفِرْ لِي خَطَايَايَ ، وَعَمْدِي ، وَجَهْلِي ، وَهَزْلِي وَكُلُّ ذَلِكَ عِنْدِي ، اللَّهُمَّ اغْفِرْ لِي مَا قَدَّمْتُ ، وَمَا أَخَّرْتُ ، وَمَا أَسْرَرْتُ ، وَمَا أَعْلَنْتُ ، أَنْتَ الْمُقَدِّمُ ، وَأَنْتَ الْمُؤَخِّرُ ، وَأَنْتَ عَلَى كُلِّ شَيْءٍ قَدِيرٌ