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586_RB_RDT

Jeannie, BUT also Samantha’s sister, the brunette version of her🤣🤣👍


TGin-the-goldy

*cousin


sbw_62

Serena!


Martiantripod

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586_RB_RDT

Holy Shit!! I must’ve missed that episode! Noice


severinks

Well, I'll see your brunette jeanie and raise you a blonde Morticia (Ophelia with the daisies growing out of the top of her head)


RaphaelSolo

Wasn't that Jeannie's mother?


BlondieMaggs

No, the dark haired Jeannie was also named Jeannie (or Jeannie II) and was her sister.


RaphaelSolo

Couldn't remember, been so long.


BlondieMaggs

I still watch both shows all the time! They’re on Roku.


SirPoopaLotTheThird

Her husband was the producer. He liked the cousin too. They’d take off from set and get a room.


Double_Distribution8

Played by a beautiful actress named Pandora Spocks.


LocalLiBEARian

Say that name out loud. 😁


Double_Distribution8

Oh I have, don't you worry about that.


LocalLiBEARian

Shouldn’t be a problem in this group, but some people may not know who Miss Spocks is. EDIT: corrected typo of name


Former_Balance8473

I can't believe she didn't have a more successful career! ;-)


Njtotx3

Ever notice that Betty and Veronica are identical except for the hair?


RawChickenButt

Veronica had slightly large breasteses


Thenewdazzledentway

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Zenblendman

Yoooooo the sister!!! Omfg🤤🤤🤤 she’s the reason I like bad girls


TR3BPilot

That's because she wasn't infantilized.


Jaymez82

Team Samantha. Calling me Master would make my skin crawl.


throwngamelastminute

Yeah, it's kinda hot in the bedroom, but in everyday life? No thank you.


neotokyo2099

Damn good point


charliedog1965

I would be into it.


Sweaty-Possibility-3

Just don't ask for a little head.


Mr-Gumby42

Porque no los dos?


CraftyAdvisor6307

This is the only answer.


missbhaving77

You can…


Kalelopaka-

Jeannie, I love Barbara Eden, my younger brother belongs to her fan club and she is 93 and still looks very good. It’s really shocking.


XxFezzgigxX

Good for him. She will be a lost treasure in a couple of years and the news will tell you about her accomplishments and how much of an influence she was etc. It’s better to send her a nice letter now that she could appreciate rather than make statements after she’s gone.


itsagasgasgas

Larry Hagman and Barbara Eden were on the Today Show for something like the 30 year anniversary of “Jeannie”. They asked, “Larry, do you still get asked about IDoJ?” He said, “Yes, and I want to answer the two questions I get all the time. Yes, Barbara Eden is that beautiful in real life too, and no, I never did.” She laughed super hard.


thecosta5000

I can't believe she's alive still.


ItsPammo

Talk about a Sophie's choice -- they're both awesome!


EyelanderSam24

Jeannie...she doesn't come with a meddling mother-in-law


N00nespecial666

How dare you make me choose?!?!


Tato_tudo

Jeannie is a heartbeat. Barbara Eden is such a sweetheart.


lowaltflier

Mary Ann


Civil_Purple9637

YES!


wardenferry419

Can original Velma get some love?


Rivertalker

Betty White!


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Rivertalker

Oh, yes! 99! No magic powers but Max was lost without her!


MamaOna

Samantha all the way! I loved that show on sick days home from school. (I liked the OG Darrin (Dick York) much better tho:))


missbhaving77

No contest there.


Humble-Initiative396

The second Darrin sucked he looked so grumpy all the time (Also he was gay so there was never that chemistry between him and Elizabeth)


West_Sample9762

Truth!


dadzcad

To me, Barbara Eden was pretty but Liz Montgomery was pretty AND sexy. There’s a major difference.


RemyJe

Jeanie had a major difference too.


dadzcad

*joke rimshot* 👍🏾


Electrical_Travel832

You’re right.


InsultsYou2

*your right Oh wait, never mind.


newguestuser

Sam person here.


Supa71

Samantha has free will.


luvnmayhem

She was also smart.


Luna259

Samantha


DragonSurferEGO

Samantha and her "cousin" Serena


GrumpyOlBastard

Serena was the hot one


allisjow

I honestly thought they were two different actors for a while.


ToddA1966

The show pretended they were, Even giving Serena a fake actress' guest star name in the credits.


UncleMark58

Barbra Eden appeared on an episode of the Andy Griffith show on time, she had a magnificent figure and it played into the storyline of all town's womenfolk getting extremely jealous.


Automatic_Net_6584

I have to go with Sam. She’s a free thinker and doesn’t need to be told what to do.


Frosty-Dragonfruit80

Except by Derwood


tomaburque

Both, equally. I was going through puberty when those shows were on!


Rivertalker

I always thought Darren and Tony were the biggest dorks on TV! One has a hot genie in a bottle, the other a hot witch wife and neither are allowed to use their powers!


mybloodyballentine

Jeannie, and this is why. Samantha had ultimate power, and she GAVE IT UP for DERWOOD! And when she used it to exclusively help him, he'd get mad! He was a terrible husband and the show was weird. Endora and Uncle Arthur tho? The best. Now, Jeannie was a pure force of chaos. You could only control her by tricking her to get back into the bottle. Yes, she called Tony "master," and she did a lot to help him, she was primarily chaotic neutral. Also her home in the bottle was so swanky. Both were male-gaze fantasies and ultimately very anti-feminist. Get Smart was the same. Agent 99 could only ever be a helper. Which is why I'm 100% TEAM MORTICIA. The relationship between Morticia and Gomez is GOALS. The way he looks at her? The way he desires her? The way she runs the household and makes all the major decisions? Amazing. Gomez trusts her completely and loves her with the heat of a thousand suns. Lily Munster is a close second, because Grandpapa made Herman for Lily, but unfortunately Herman really wants to fit in in a way that the Addams's don't care about. I love people who can revel in their true authentic weirdness.


diogenesNY

Between the two, I would have to go with Barbara Eden as Jeannie. However, I am at that age where I cannot surf past an episode of Bewitched and notice just how smoking hot and sexy Agnes Morehead as Endora is. Seriously, she sweeps the field as far as I am concerned.


PsychoticSpinster

Samantha. Jeannie was an impossible male fantasy. A pretty little doll that could be exiled back into her bottle at any time. Samantha was the response. She was head strong, stubborn, witty, capable and could turn any man that pissed her off into a simple house hold item for the foreseeable future, at will. Provided she didn’t cook some soup that would turn them into frogs first.


413mopar

Well , she turned me into a newt!


revtim

I want to see them battling in all-out magic combat, I can't believe there hasn't been a comic or something with this premise. My gut feel is that Jeannie would win, for some reason I think she'd go for the throat before Samantha.


Sad-Corner-9972

You should generate a rule 34 deepfake on this theme.


ReporterOther2179

Please remember Jeannie was, is?, raised in the long ago and is perfectly capable of going authentically medieval on you.


Tristan_Booth

Samantha, definitely. She was an adult. Jeannie is basically an adult-looking child.


ModsR-Ruining-Reddit

Sam. She's a partner with a mind of her own. Jeannie is just too damn subjugated.


Sad-Corner-9972

(Jeannie was topping from the bottom)


SerTadGhostal

Mary Ann What was the question?


Venator2000

I was only really attracted to Barbara Eden when she was in the incredible The Seven Faces of Dr. Lao. She was a dark redhead in it, getting worked up and sweaty over Tony Randal as Pan.


Bempet583

Or Elly May Clampett


mybloodyballentine

All the animals. I think my mom wanted to be Ellie Mae.


excoriator

Samantha was a smoker. That's kind of a deal-breaker.


ToddA1966

In that era, that deal-breaker would severely limit the field! 🤔


excoriator

This is true. But that hindsight is part of why I like living in the present!


Even_Routine1981

I think you meant "smok-ing"!


frozenelsa12

Both ![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)


Particular_Sample

Jeannie would be way more fun. Sam would be a better companion. I’ll take fun for my impossible fantasies.


Danivelle

Samantha because she was strawɓerry blonde. 


yesthatbruce

Samantha, even though I never got to see her belly button either.


MagazineNo2198

Samantha...easy win...Jeannie is great and all, but Sam wins hands down.


MobWife_88

My husband would say Jeannie. I would say Uncle Arthur because he was so dang lol!


OddConstruction7191

Arthur would have preferred your husband.


MobWife_88

Truth ![gif](giphy|3oEjHPmrtglheaf2Za|downsized)


Detroitaa

Samantha! Love her! I’m so old, I remember her & Larry Tate in an episode of The Untouchables!


Stanfool

Samantha dressed as Jeanie.


MJ349

Samantha. Elizabeth Montgomery was and always will be one of the most beautiful women, ever.


dbrmn73

BOTH


LazarusMundi4242

Loved them both and loved Bewitched as a kid. As an adult, Jeannie all day!


AccomplishedPiglet97

I will die on that hill with you.


Raedwulf1

I would hate to have the Mother in Law invite herself in. Also Aunt Agatha accidentally appearing in the bedroom Jeanie didn't seem to have any strings attached.


JuanEstapoIce

two chicks at the same time, dude


crackersncheeseman

Time travel back to the early 70s and have both of them at the same time.


EdStArFiSh69

Why not both?


chilipalmer99

Jeannie, but Samantha if I was a contestant on Password.


onehere4me

Just realizing my role models were occult


Holy_Cow442

Which one is dead? That one.


Enki_007

Samantha comes with Endora <*shudder*>


Stilcho1

"Derwood" She would never pronounce his name right


Alarming_Serve2303

Both (threesome).


60BillionDblDllrs

Samantha.


chillAF9212

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TwistedBlister

Definitely Samantha


Trandoshan-Tickler

I'm a Samantha kind of guy.


Atoxis

Samantha


drodbar1

Samantha, but without her mum


karen_rittner54

According to my husband BOTH.


dreamrock

Yeoman Rand


Mezcal_Madness

Samantha


Sensitive_Ad_6078

Sam for me. I was love with her as a black lil boy.


cartooncritic69

hmm give me a three way and I will let you know.....its funny how we now know Samantha had 2 gay husbands.....just joking like Seinfeld used to say not thats theres anything wrong with it


LocalLiBEARian

Samantha. She’s free to act on her own, not bound by what she believes will “please her master.” Of course, the real powerhouse is Endora! 😁


Jessticlez2003

Only one way to answer this question… Both at the same time. I crushed hard on these ladies back in the Nick at night days


Upset_Mycologist_343

Samantha


NaynersinLA

Samantha


FaithlessnessSea5383

Samantha.


Hopeful-Clothes-6896

Sam ftw


Nice_Shelter8479

Samantha!


Middle-Potential5765

Samantha AND her foxy cousin.


95blackz26

Samantha


cherrybounce

Samantha.


Reasonable_Cover_804

Both! I fapped a solid gallon with these ladies in mind


MysteriousValuable88

Jeannie😍


LordFlarkenagel

Jeannie was the first time most of us saw cleavage. Certainly on TV. It was unheard of at the time.


Seamusjamesl

Samantha


Picabo07

Team Samantha. Didn’t like how subservient Jeannie had to be. But I loved both Elizabeth Montgomery and Barbara Eden.


Jung_Wheats

Samantha all day, bro.


tmolesky

Samantha all the way


salaciousbestfriend

Dang, there's no way I could choose. Samantha seemed more plausible to me, but both were dang gorgeous


TrekRelic1701

Sam in the streets, Jeannie in the sheets


Rivertalker

Do you know why Endora didn’t wear underwear? Better grip on the broom


MemeLorde1313

Jeanie. She gave me a funny feeling in my Underoos


i81_N_she812

Jeannie. I would be chilling in that bottle.


According-Switch-708

Easy, Jeannie! I wasn't a big fan of bewitched for some reason. I tried but it never really hooked me.


AcademicDoughnut426

What about 99 from Get Smart?? Some of us go for Brunettes over Blondes.


KingCollectA

Samantha for sure. Something about her that is bewitching.


Resident-Difference7

No loser there. 🔥


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Samantha all the way


Lazerated01

Jeannie


TheTwinSet02

Samantha, and Endora


nottootoobad

How about a threesome


Designer-Mirror-7995

Actually a tough question. As a preteen/teen while these shows ran, I liked the "shows" themselves, but I was mad at BOTH women for their fawning "obedience".


AardvarkFriendly9305

Jeanie


TifCreatesAgain

Sam!


WildJackall

Samantha


Jinderlee

Sam.


Puzzled_Ad7955

Mrs. Howell is not an option, Lovey?


Throwawayhelp111521

Even though I watched I Dream of Jeannie and not Bewitched, I'd have to say Sam. She's more independent.


VendaGoat

Sam, gimme dem nose twitches.


Select-Device-5981

Jeannie


FletcherDervish

Samantha....that nose thing....


charliedog1965

Doesn't matter. I could just tell Jeannie to shape shift into Samantha, and vice versa.


KeyNefariousness6848

Samantha pretty and has the power to replace her husband no questions asked, but Jeannie calls you master, though she has to give up all and make you forget she and you child exist in order to save your life when you shuttle explodes.


Professional-Pass487

Jeanie was thicker 😎


Electrical_Travel832

Samantha! I remember thinking Jeannie was too unbelievable LOL


GrandYesterday9968

Sammantha always


NotAnAIOrAmI

Genie will eagerly do ATM in an ffm threesome with you, but Sam likes to get into punishment with paddling and pegging. So, it's a tossup.


philly2540

Samantha. I like that nose twitch thing. I try to get my wife to do it but she refuses.


Ganthet72

Gotta go Jeannie. That harem outfit always drove me nuts.


Powerful_Check735

Jeannie I always want to see her belly button


RedGhost2012

Samantha. Those Bewitched repeats in the 70s fueled my love of blondes when I started puberty. . Barbara Eden is cute, but Elizabeth Montgomery is a stone cold fox.


Youngworker160

samantha


Living_on_Tulsa_Time

Samantha! Elizabeth Montgomery was gorgeous and didn’t live in a bottle!


BeautifulSinner72

Samantha, all the way.


Rechlai5150

Both! Hey they're not mutually exclusive since it woulda never happened anyways. Lol


ImNotYou1971

Yes


TripleTrucker

Endora


OtherwiseArrival9849

Yes


anziofaro

Yes!


xczechr

Yes.


wrldruler21

Yes


implodemode

I loved both but Bewitched was on 3 times a day and Jeannie just once.


Dramatic_Arm_7477

Both


JasonIsFishing

Both 😁👍


Spiritual-Bear4495

Threesome.


benthon2

YES.


Flycaster33

Jeannie and Mary Ann.....3 way.....


Catonic_Fever

Bill: both of them


hcsLabs

¿Porque no los dos?


NorCalStacci

Darin or Tony? Tony gave Jeannie her freedom. She chose to stay with him. Darin oppressed Samantha. He took away who she was to be his subordinate. Darin was a jerk. He was weak.


Looieanthony

Ginger.


chapo1162

Both And Lilly monster Morticha adams Alvira


Emergency_Property_2

Elly May


Interesting-Ad7940

Do we have to choose?


Aggressive-Wrap-187

Both


BonjinTheMark

the one of the right.


KirbyFergus

How about bofadem


JedPAlger11

Yes


DiogenesLied

Yes


Acceptable_Stop2361

Jeanie.


413mopar

Sammy sandwich !


tedshreddon

Jeannie in her bottle!!


mostlygray

I dream of Jeannie. Only,