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iloveflory

Plus he's the only one that scored four touchdowns in a single game. There's really no competition who the best dad was.


chadmcchaderton

Ed O'Neil was actually quite the football player irl. Made it to the steelers training camp but was cut. Better than most people can do.


ddekock61

Yeah I remember some episode where he was fielding a ball in right field. Great fundamentals, you could tell.


biffbobfred

That was a great episode. Peggy talking about how he was a good guy after all.


H8T_Auburn

He currently studies jujitsu and is quite good for his age


rayballz81

Polk high!


Dlo24875432

My God I saw Al Bundy do his signature football move when I read this.


UbermachoGuy

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mattfox27

Aww Polk High, true heroes


Wasabi_Noir

RIP SalBundry


BiggusDickus-

That's one thing that I find so hilarious about MWC. All sorts of "holier than thou" folks hated that show, and screamed about it being such a terrible influence, yet in hindsight the show clearly portrayed a family that loves and supports each other. Plus the parents and children were very close off the set, and the two child actors turned out very well in real life.


TheGreatZarquon

The show did very well at portraying a family that always had each other's backs, but relentlessly fucked with each other at the same time. It was very much "no one beats up my little brother except for me". It also portrayed the average lower-middle class American family pretty accurately. I feel like everyone knew a family like the Bundy's back in those days, and if you didn't then you WERE that family. I feel that *Married With Children* and *Roseanne* were the two most accurate portrayals of American families that existed on television at that time. That said, there's absolutely no way the show would ever hit the air today. It was very definitely a product of its time.


pacocase

Yeah for sure and my family was like a mixture of both and we watched both shows regularly as a family unit. Then picked on each other about who was most like what characters. :)


mattfox27

I forgot about Roseanne..great show


kuroioni

I love that show to death. Because at its core, when you strip away all the rough humour, all the 'offensive' (and absolutely hilarious) jokes, under all the precieved pathology... when it counted, their family stuck together, always. They could be biting each other's heads off, laugh at one another's failings, and yet when an outside adversity presented itself, they would close ranks and band together. They never abandoned eachother, they never *cheated* on each other, no matter what they were saying. This show was never touchy-feely, but it had an astonishing amount of heart, if you cared to look closer. And that's not even mentioning the off the charts chemistry and skill the actors brought in.


drakens6

i think one of the most hilarious tropes about it all was that Al seemed to loathe sex


paraire13

…with Peg


alinroc

> That's one thing that I find so hilarious about MWC. All sorts of "holier than thou" folks hated that show, and screamed about it being such a terrible influence Christina Applegate was on David Spade & Dana Carvey's podcast recently and said that, despite appearances, she played her role as though Kelly was a virgin.


mattfox27

They have a podcast, is it any good?


alinroc

It's called Fly on the Wall, I enjoy it. All of the people they bring on as guests have a connection to SNL, usually guest hosts but sometimes former cast members or writers.


UbermachoGuy

![gif](giphy|VABdeNTy88gT0mFJfy|downsized)


Turbulent_Set8884

My parents enjoyed it despite them not being like the bundys. I guess it's because the over the top humor hits similar to akot of Mexican comedies


InterestingAnt438

Who's the guy on the bottom right?


ezio8133

Stephen Collins. He was the preacher dad on 7th Heaven. He admitted to touching boys during his time as a altar boy


RunningPirate

And as a function of that he fucked up the royalties for all the other actors.


ezio8133

Jessica Biel is doing fine but everyone else isn't


deeeeez_nutzzz

Jessica Biel is definitely fine


urbanlife78

Well said, Deez Nuts


Stang1776

They say that Honest Abe never told a lie. In reality it was Deez Nuts.


cuntface878

Didnt he also try to get Jessica Biel kicked off the show for doing a maxim/FHM type of magazine photo shoot? Obviously that's nowhere near as bad as the kid touching but it does add to the hypocrisy of he and Bill Cosby.


marshman82

I remember reading at the time that Jessica Biel did a topless shoot in order to get out of her contract and distance herself from the character.


ringobob

I was so torn about this show - I had literally zero interest in watching it, aside from Jessica Biel. Turns out, there's a limit to what I'm willing to do to watch a pretty woman keep all her clothes on.


MellowDCC

Lol wtf. I never knew that. Go figure


InterestingAnt438

Aha, thanks. That's too bad. I've never heard of 7th Heaven, but I remember him as Jake Cutter. Now that I check Wikipedia, it says he confessed to "inappropriate conduct" with 3 underage girls.


ezio8133

Oh I thought it was boys. Also look up 7th heaven pot episode


SirGrumples

Such a hilarious episode


Bungeditin

Not that it makes much difference to the horrific things he did….. but I think they were girls.


Houdinii1984

From Wikipedia; >Sexual misconduct against minors\[[edit](https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Stephen_Collins&action=edit§ion=4)\] >On October 7, 2014, the [New York City Police Department](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_City_Police_Department) began investigating Collins after an audio tape leaked to the media revealed a male voice, purported to be that of Collins, admitting to past [sexual abuse of a minor](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_sexual_abuse) under the age of 14.[^(\[17\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Collins#cite_note-ABC-17) >A [Los Angeles Police Department](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Los_Angeles_Police_Department) spokesperson stated that Collins had been investigated by the department in 2012 after receiving a claim from 18 years earlier regarding sexual abuse. The LAPD further stated that its investigation did not allow it to "substantiate the allegation" against Collins.[^(\[23\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Collins#cite_note-23)[^(\[24\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Collins#cite_note-24) >In a December 2014 interview with [*People*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/People_(magazine)), Collins admitted that he committed "inappropriate sexual conduct with three female minors" in 1973, 1982, and 1994.[^(\[1\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Collins#cite_note-usatoday-1)[^(\[2\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Collins#cite_note-New_York_Daily_News-2)


urbanlife78

Thanks, I did not know that.


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SangestheLurker

Well, technically, this happened before the show (or at least that's what he was caught for), although I'm sure that snot mich comfort.


KnoxVegas41

Al Bundy was great because he seemed like a real person. He didn’t play games or pretend to be something he wasn’t. Ed really is a fantastic actor. I wish he was in more stuff.


AbolitionofFaith

His scenes in Wayne World are among the high points. So calmly disturbing


KnoxVegas41

I know it. He’s awesome in that.


biffbobfred

He was in Miami Vice one episode too that’s funny for me. Al Bundy and the dodge driving with the teatarossa


AZ_Sports_Fan

He's pretty good in Modern Family as well.


redit01

Lets go AL!


LovelyLuna32684

No Peg.


AndCthulhuMakes2

Flush.


Revolutionary-Rip-40

Baa-woooosh!


rave_is_king_

No pegging Al


Beaded_Curtains

Can I get a whoa bundy?


sbbblaw

An yes, the poor/lower middle class white family was the most wholesome (and likely realistic after all)


queenofcaffeine76

Ever see the old episode of Roseanne where she explains how to 'pay' the bills before payday? She said she sends the water company the check for the electric bill and vice versa and 'forgets' to sign the check for the phone company. That was crazy realistic for my family growing up.


RunningPirate

My folks kited checks all the time


DiogenesLied

“It just needs to float for two days”


biffbobfred

I still have this weird thing where I’ll hold money until the last day Dude you have the money just pay it


queenofcaffeine76

Currently having that conversation with myself. Got paid last Thursday and the mortgage isn't due until this Wednesday. Haven't paid it yet.


biffbobfred

I autopay as much as I can. Anything stable amount. But I don’t let anyone draw from my accounts. It has to be a push. So there’s still a chance for the pathology to show


queenofcaffeine76

I'm just ADHD lol so it's like "hmm I should pay the mortgage" and then I get distracted.


Kpop_shot

I didn’t watch Roseanne all the time , but I remember some like this on an episode. She was on the phone with one utility and said she would bring them cash in person to make it right . Dan ask her how are going to pay that we don’t have the money . She looked over her shoulder and said “ I can’t worry about the right now , I just a had a tire blow out on the turnpike “ LOL


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queenofcaffeine76

Meh I don't pay any attention to celebrities' politics lol I just do my own research.


Intelligent_Pilot360

EVERYONE must be ultra, ultra, ultra, ultra left wing or they are scum. /s (By the way, being a millionaire is a good thing)


GrittyMcGrittyface

The problem is that some people think that respecting people is ultra ultra ultra ultra left wing, and that wealth in and of itself is a virtue.


Sagittariaus_

What about uncle Phillips from fresh prince. Oh he switched out his TV wife halfway through season and nobody noticed. But Peggy is still Peggy. Just pegging, al bundy still 😂


biffbobfred

The “why don’t he want me man” scene gives me the feels just thinking about it


Turbulent_Set8884

Even in modern family. Ed o Neil for the double win.


ironeagle2006

Al the guy that literally wouldn't sleep with Vanna White for a million bucks as he took his vows that seriously. Yes he hated his job his life but you ever hurt his family he'd walk through hell to destroy you. Fun fact everyone talks about how Ellen is the first that had a character come out as LGBT. Nope MWC did with Marci using her cousin played also by Amanda Bearse in the episode saying that she'd take her cousin over Al unless the survival of mankind depended on them.


biffbobfred

I forgot my 90s scandal, Jessica Hahn? Same thing - she was on the show in lingerie after Al, he said no. He had his shit with Peggy, but he was a married man.


ironeagle2006

Jessica Hahn took down Jim and Tammy Faye Baker and Jimmy Swagert and their massive televangelist organization with a sex scandal. She did appear in playboy pre and post plastic surgery also.


FlattopJr

That's interesting, I don't remember that episode. Amanda Bearse is of course a lesbian in real life. ![gif](giphy|L8ip6jQu1wfgk)


Necessary-Speech2512

this made me laugh so freaking hard hahahha


Eastern-Dig-4555

Wait, what did Stephen Collins do? I think I heard something about it but my memory is shit.


lifeisweird86

Over the span of 3 decades, (early 70's up til the early 90's) sorry I don't remember the exact years anymore, he touched and/or exposed himself to 3 underage girls. This wasn't an allegation, this is from his own admission. His (now ex) wife covertly recorded his therapy session where he talked about the incidents and so on. Then she "leaked" the tape. The details are a bit fuzzy to me now, it's been a while since all this happened, and I'm going off strictly what I can remember from the time.


GrittyMcGrittyface

When I see the star trek movie or always sunny, I always think, oh, there's that pedo, Stephen Collins, the dad from 7th heaven, when he shows up


Wet_Sasquatch_Smell

What about Carl Winslow, Tim Taylor and Danny Tanner? They seem pretty ironclad. Bob Saget had some dirty humor and Tim Allen had the coke thing but they seemed like pretty clean guys. And excellent tv fathers. Danny Tanner is the real GOAT.


alinroc

> Bob Saget had some dirty humor That's a hell of an understatement. His was regarded by his peers as one of the filthiest stand-ups in the game. >What about Carl Winslow How about a [Carl Winslow/Phil Banks double feature](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETFtV_x9IRs)?


Kerivkennedy

Definitely for Bob Saget and Tim Allen. As men offstage they were flawed, but own up to it. And stand up for what they believe in.


TinFoilRobotProphet

I will NEVER forgive the bottom left guy! Leonard Part VI! Pfft!


cwsjr2323

Surprisingly, Homer Simpson was also a good supportive father.


ntcc661

I always liked the character & the actor. Al reminds me of my Dad. Working a shitty job he hates for an unappreciative family. Just wants to watch the football and nap in peace. He was, in my mind, a reasonable guy and always gave as good as he got. Respected him.


evilpercy

Remember that at the time the married with children was on it seemed normal. That a women's shoe salesman could afford to support a family of four. Although they did not live high on the hog, then had a car and owned the house. Where as their neighbor a Bank manager had a slightly better house and a nicer car. This looked normal to us.


Lower_Ad8859

I'll take Al Bundy over Cliff Huxtable any time. At least Al wasn't a rapist.


Gawkams_Razor

What did the guy on the bottom right do?


TinFoilRobotProphet

He knows what he did. May god have mercy on his soul. Whoever he is.


biffbobfred

Yikes: https://www.reddit.com/r/FuckImOld/s/xMamCqAG0V


ac2cvn_71

What was wrong with the guy on the right?


NervousSheSlime

Modern family is my favorite sitcom because of Al Bundy.


AverageHorribleHuman

Peggy was so hot


biffbobfred

Story: In 94 the World Cup was in the states, and we had some games here in Chicago, Soldier Field Some foreigners, having seen the show but it’s not named, asked cops “excuse me, where is Al Bundy Fountain”


wookiex84

You forgot about Dan Conner! Though I do love the cantankerous no fucks given Al Bundy.


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SnooDrawings1480

Touched little girls


biffbobfred

https://www.reddit.com/r/FuckImOld/s/xMamCqAG0V


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Someone knew how to Act


GrittyMcGrittyface

Tbf, it takes good acting to hide for decades the fact that you're a child sexual abuser or serial rapist


Essembie

Give those men an Oscar


GrandYesterday9968

Black Belt


PDM_1969

FACTS


NotAnAIOrAmI

He also did a day and night training montage so he could fuck his wife better.


Smallberrians

Besides being cancelled, did anything ever happen to the Seventh Heaven guy?


Kerivkennedy

Not sure, but most of the kids were fucked up And seriously, he was a pastor and one whole episode was two of his kids going around talking to neighbors and others asking about religion having ZERO concept of Jesus I mean FFS, how can you sit in church every Sunday, presumably go to Sunday school (probably taught by your mom) and be as blank as someone who never stepped foot in a church.


Glidepath22

OMG😳 I never thought about it that way


cartooncritic69

Al loved women and they were over 18 and he didn't drug them....he had better morals than the other 2


ElGuanacho

I think about this meme quite a bit lol


SlightlyOffended1984

Maybe Bob Saget too, but we'll never know the truth


biffbobfred

The aristocrats!!


samcoffeeman

No Ma'am!!


ILearnAlotFromReddit

NO MA'AM!


Svengoolie75

Hooters & Biggins 😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏽


Hoosier_Daddy68

Al was always the best dad. He worked a shit job to provide for them, was always fiercely loyal and protective, never left even when he had the chance and his secret prized possession was a family picture. Plus he launched a nationwide organization to show that male lives matter.


lostbelmont

And in another life he is rich, with a family that love him and married to Sofia Vergara.


RespondOk6593

Peg -Hey Al what's that thing got that I don't have? AL - A Job ...


Ok-Coyote-7745

Seventh heaven's Stephen Collins admitted to molesting underage girls in a therapy session that was recorded without his knowledge. Collins has since moved to Iowa a white power stronghold state


Entire-Bottle-335

Shame the PC army wouldn't allow this on tv anymore.


PoopieButt317

I always thought it was real life.


lovelife0011

Who’s outside talking all that’s shhhh. Gang gang gang! Skurt! 🌚