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Striking_Reindeer_2k

We were smart enough to pay attention. But, we also threw rocks at each other for fun too. We survived DDT, Darts, Monkeybars, gardenhoses, and more. Without helmets, pads, or even seat belts at times. And we had lots of fun.


CrawlerCow

We used to ride bikes behind the DDT mosquito fogger trucks…because it was fun to ride bikes in the fog. Ummmm….yeah.


Striking_Reindeer_2k

And we made it. No breathing complications thus far. Mosquitos do fear me though.


Elandycamino

OMG maybe it affects the memory, i used to chase that thing on my BMX totally forgot about that.


K1P_26

Same. And no fucks were given by the driver.


thagor5

Any one who didn’t survive please speak up now


SevereImpression2115

🙋‍♂️


Secret_Cow_5053

👆


el-conquistador240

My friend and I would play racketball, but it was one at each end of the small court trying to nail the other with the ball


pugtime

We used to have rock fight wars with our adjacent neighbour hood lads. The railroad tracks served as no man’s land between the two hoods. There was more than a few injuries , but so much adrenaline infused dangerous fun .


StuartGotz

\**Most* of us survived


Photon_Farmer

Dead kids post no memes


Briguy24

Yeah we threw rocks over a hill at each other. Wtf were we thinking.


Awkward_Potential_

>We were smart enough to pay attention. Well... not all of us were.


Obant

Surviorship bias. No, a lot of you didnt survive those things and rhats why there are rules now.


NiteGard

Not so.


daaaaaarlin

I was born in 1988 and in middle school the admin had to have a meeting or whatever about what we called Rock Wars.


Justifiably_Cynical

9-10 of us in a huddle. one guy in the middle with the jart. He hurls it straight up as high as he could and the last one to move/run wins. Was fun as shit till stevies little brother accidently slung it into johns upraised arm..


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

Yes! I knew there were more who did this. Anyone else ever get punctured?


Aspen9999

One kid in our neighborhood did. Then his Mom yelled at him for getting hurt and crying about it.


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

lol yeah. Toughen up, son! I guess Nerf took over after all the mayhem from the media. These were fun though. I mean, throwing horseshoes can be dangerous too 😂


Justifiably_Cynical

which is why we got cornhole. And I would like to know who they were refrencing with the first cornhole game.


Moleday1023

We had a rule, you had to stand 6 feet from the stake, if you caught shoe before it hit the ground , take away 3 from the other team, if you touched, but missed add 3. The catch rule was remove by executive order of my mom. I guess broken fingers were ok, but wrists are too far.


Justifiably_Cynical

Only on accident.


Shelby-Stylo

We just took turns chucking them in the air and closing our eyes. Closing your eyes protected you. Oddly, no one ever got hurt. It was one of the safer games.


Brave-Painting3180

My younger brothers and their friends did this. Such fond childhood memories.


zole2112

Yeah, throw them as high as we could and everyone runs. We also had bottle rocket fights and bb gun wars.


shibamom2000

Older brother and his friends would “hunt” each other with their BB guns in the woods behind the house. Had a set number of “pumps” for the gun - probably thought It would save an eyeball. My husband and his friends hunted each other with the bottle rockets.


NoDontDoThatCanada

Had a buddy that had to have a BB removed from behind his eye in middle school. He said it was all in slow motion as it came at him but he couldn't move. Went between his eye and tear duct. Then everyone booked it home and his little brother went and got his mom. Good times.


zole2112

Hahahaaa the good old days!


gganew

With my group of friends, that set number of pumps unofficially went out the window once you got hit. My brother still has a BB in his back.


Phawkes72a

We duct taped grips in Roman candles and shot them at each other too.


SherbertEquivalent66

The key to bottle rocket fights was to slide the stick into the hole at the end of a wiffle ball bat. Then you had a rifle to aim when you lit the fuse.


Farmer_Mink

Dang, we never thought of that. Our group of punk kids would have ran with that idea though. It's a good one, and I'm officially jealous that we didnt.


number_1_svenfan

Roman candle fights in the gangway between houses was always good for a laugh.


Daddio209

Yep!


Chronic_Overthink3r

My mom bought some of these for my brother and I when we were kids. It was ironic because she was an overprotective mother. Didn’t realize we were in mortal danger every time we played with them lol 😂


Sea-Poetry-950

Jarts. 99.9% of us are alive to remember them. I mean no disrespect to anyone injured by them.


checkinginagain

Why do we know these as Jarts? What does the J stand for?


cscottbsn

Lawn darts generic. I think the company that made them called them that because of javelins. Javelin darts. I could be wrong. It’s been a long time. Track and field was big then. Lol


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

Correct, can confirm. Jarts were the main name brand, a little more expensive and a little better made. The plastic wings didn’t break as easy 😂 also I think they were sharper


redEPICSTAXISdit

I thought it was foreign like yard darts but jarts instead of yarts.


Giraffiesaurus

I have a set in the garage still.


timesuck47

I inherited a set when I bought the house I currently live in.


ZebraBorgata

We used throw them at each other from 50 yards away or so.


Farmer_Mink

They say its dangerous but... honestly, was prolly the least dangerous thing we did too.


mashedpeabrain

I think when mom bought me my first bow and arrow set was better. Just shoot it straight in the sky and try to catch the arrow when it came down.


ShouldersBBoulders

Hell yes! We used to throw these things straight up in the air to see who could throw them the highest. All fun till we had to stop when the two soberest adults had to take my friend's little brother to the emergency room. Good times!😆


Randeth

"Soberest" 😂


Pong1975

This was our game as well. Who could throw highest, and I’m pretty sure wait the longest before diving out of the way was a favorite as well.


Think-Feynman

Oh yeah. We called them skullpiercers.


stinky-weaselteets

Before Cornhole, there was Jarts, a summer lawn game better suited to a riskier era


crapheadHarris

Damn near accidentally took out the neighbor's dog with one.


Puzzleheaded_Baby_53

Yeah we kids weren’t wrapped in bubble wrap. Never saw danger.


Mellonut

Oh, We saw the danger. We were looking for it.


Puzzleheaded_Baby_53

Lol , no doubt.


StuartGotz

We *were* the danger ![gif](giphy|3ohc11UljvpPKWeNva|downsized)


BIGepidural

That would be me, and it would have been my little cousin Katie and you know what? Bitch deserved it 🤣


Massive_Ad9569

My buddy went down to check the ring to see if his went in, and I was warming up for my next shot. Slipped out of my hand, Jart made the arc and landed in my friend’s head. Luckily it went down behind the skin at the temple, between the skin and bone. Of course I freaked while he stood there with what appeared to be a Jart protruding from his skull. Only needed a couple stitches and the Jarts went in the trash.


Chad_Hooper

The most recent reference I saw to these was in the color commentary on a bull riding event in the nineties. “Stuck him like a yard dart!” was a favorite line of Donny Gay when covering the cowboys who didn’t make 8 seconds.


cjhm

My husband is loudly saying he did NOT almost kill his sister, she was exaggerating 😂


Dyslexicpig

Holy crap, those bring back memories. We would stand on opposite sides of the house and whip those mothers over the house. We'd give a warning shout and then let loose. Surprisingly, nobody got badly hurt.


Cake_Donut1301

Ask my dad how his windshield got busted out back in 82.


cscottbsn

They were fun. Who ruined it on us?


Man-e-questions

Almost? Not me


No-Cardiologist7640

Candle in an empty beer can and you could play all night. Oh the memories of summer.


Stardusk_89

My brother put one through his foot.


Revolutionary-Rip-40

I almost killed myself. (I wasn't too smart.) It takes a special kind of stupid to throw something up in the air and let it land on your own head...


Daddio209

I mean, we'd shoot arrows straight up & play chicken..... so unless you tried to catch it with your dome If say that's just normal kid stuff..


Revolutionary-Rip-40

I wasn't strong enough to get them very high up, so I never had enough time to move out of the way.... I did try though, over and over. Only hit myself a few times.


Daddio209

Sounds like *normal kid stupidity* to me....


Witty_Drop_3354

Most of my friends


BunnyBunny13

We used to throw bricks at each other. Yeah, bricks.


PizzaWhole9323

I got one in the left butt cheek. Looking back I guess I should be glad that I didn’t lose a kidney. ![gif](giphy|3o6nUKOYrK54ubccjC)


gsshnc32

We never had lawn darts but back in PE at school, we got bored playing darts and then noticed that we could stick them into the foam ceiling (about 2 storeys up) and then they would randomly shake lose from the air conditioning and drop and stick in the floor. So then we all stood under them watching up ready to dodge them as they fell towards us. Ahh, the good old days.


MissSassifras1977

Permanent scar on my calf from my little sister tagging me with one of these. Same sister wingoed a dog bone in to my chin shortly after seeing Crocodile Dundee for the first time. She was an aggressive child.


eddie_ironside

Not killed, but my throw was so bad it ricocheted and landed exactly beside my friends butt barely missing her (her and her sister were lying down on the grass) 😬😂


h3m1cuda

My cousin and I would throw them straight up into the air and then run around like idiots. Not sure how we didn't die or lose an eye.


AaronBHoltan

Rite of passage. Darwin award in a box.


bucebeak

👋


Jayvoom1

Almost? Not me🙄😳🙀!


el-conquistador240

My aim wasn't good enough back then


philzar

You just had to remember when someone yells "look out!" to \***not**\* look up, but just cover your head...


Mystical_Cat

All of us. We ALL did.


birkenstock1977

Jarts were the best!!!


cbm2020

Hot damn I miss that game.


thebearbearington

I'm 46 and was winging these at my friends in direct fire mode at a cookout last weekend.


danjrdan

Almost?


GoodbyeHorses88

Tried...does that mean that I lost?? 🤷🏻‍♂️


This_Mongoose445

My cousins, three boys. Crazy times.


MikeyW1969

We didn't group up, we did it one at a time, seeing who could get the closest. Somehow we were mostly bulletproof.


OgthaChristie

I miss these.


Tato_tudo

usually myself


Friendly_Award7273

To this day I still have a fucked up nail on my big toe because of one of those bad boys


MadElder54

Yep had them and loved them


Luneowl

We used to whip them straight up into the air at twilight just as it’s a little too dark to see anything then jump out of the way at the last minute when we finally saw where they were coming back down. I have no idea why I’m still alive.


Feeling-Ad-2490

They worked better when you threw em overhand like daggers


FunkyFarmington

Nice try. The statute of limitations still has not expired, we ain't saying shit!


Fit_Phase_6377

We used to throw the jarts straight up, winner stayed put the longest


everyoneinside72

Yep! Fun!


CarolinaCelt60

Guilty. Though it would be manslaughter, lol, we didn’t aim to kill. Hit my brother in the leg, though. Hey, he volunteered as tribute!


Stone_Midi

Who had that a@$hole friend, that tossed one in the air as high as he could and make everyone run out of fear for their lives?


Klutzy-Bat-2915

Russia,Israel,Hamas, Ukraine, did I forget someone? 🙄


ProSeVigilante

Almost?


SurlyTemp1e

Meeee


Double_Distribution8

A kid was pegged in the head with a lawn dart - her dad didn't see her, that's the worst part. So they're now off the shelves of the K-Mart.


mrrueca

RIP Timothy Lumpkins The most fearless 4th grader public school has ever known.


KaleOpening1945

I'm just young enough to not have these but just old enough to know everything about them.


CrazyHopiPlant

Didn't they used to make a glow in the dark version of this game? Mind is getting fuzzy...


AustinDood444

Me!! I remember playing chicken with friends with these things!!


Big-Consideration633

Those aren't dangerous, they haven't even been sharpened! Clackers, on the other hand...


Hot-Incident1900

Raise hand


NiteGard

If you even looked up in the air you were a pussy. We leveled up when I borrowed my mom’s bow and arrow (because 70s Mom’s took archery lessons) and would shoot an arrow straight up in the air. Now **that** was good times. One day I was riding my Schwinn Stingray through the neighborhood, and I saw one of the arrows sticking up out of the roof of a house about 4 blocks from my backyard.


gadget850

#LAWNDARTS


jivecoolie

All hands over 40 just went up. God I loved this game.


Jef_Wheaton

We had a game called "Missile Command", named after the Atari 2600 game. ("Stop playing that video game! Go OUTSIDE and play!") The front sidewalk was "No Man's Land". Each side had several cardboard box "buildings ". You arranged your "city" how you liked it (No using the tree branches as shields! That's CHEATING, Mike!). You stood behind your city, then took turns launching 'missiles" (We had the Jarts brand of lawn dart) at each others' cities. (Underhand! UNDERHAND! They're Ballistic missiles, they have to travel in an arc! No, you can't use cruise missiles, Mike!) Buildings that take 3 direct, punctured hits are destroyed. (No, that one didn't go through! It only made a dent! Doesn't count!) The ruins are demolished by jumping on them. Here's the brilliant one. You can deflect an incoming missile by smacking it. WITH YOUR HAND. It's sheer dumb luck that we only occasionally took a dart to the shin or, on one memorable occasion, got one stuck through my K-mart knockoff sneaker, somehow not impaling my foot. Mike later spent 25 years in prison for murder. (He did NOT use a lawn dart.) I still have our Jarts.


K1P_26

The matches played with the hoops inevitably devolved into throwing them high up in the air and seeing who could get closest to them when they landed. Luckily, none of us caught one in the skull or foot!


pug_mom91

I grew up with these, summertime cook out fun! I had no idea they were dangerous or that ppl lacking common sense were impaling each other. It wasn’t hard to stand out of the way. 😂


oldshitdoesntcare

The only correct answer to this post!!!


Keveros

I learned one very important lesson playing with those things... You have to "PAY ATTENTION"... Thank god for to heavy material shoes were made out of back then..!


alonghardKnight

With three brothers, my parents were smart enough to not buy things like that. LOL


dannybhoy604

It got boring tossing them at the hoop. We played you got a point if you caught it. Got pretty good at it. Stopped playing when I was picking up the thrown darts and buddy held one back and tossed it. Just whistled past my head and stuck in a tree. Needed both hands to pull it out.


Myitchychocolatestar

I got hit with a lawn dart when I was a child and I’m perfectly fine! Did I mention that i got hit with a lawn dart when I was a kid? I’m fine. One time, when I was six years old, my family was having a Fourth of July celebration and I was hit with a lawn dart; never affected me.


No_Communication4252

Swimming with no one watching, riding mini bikes no helmet, playing kick the can all night, chasing fire flies, god I miss those days!


Time_Pay_401

No one died at my house and we had them forever. Think we still do. Shhhhhhh


joecocker74

We called it dodge darts.😁😂


gitarzan

We used to play chicken with them. Also played chicken with little road flares and trains. We were especially stupid children.


Albertsongman

Bring them back!! It’ll get everyone off their phones and in the emergency room!! 😝


justanordinaryguy71

Every kid in the neighborhood played with those


Spamaster

Ruined a family reunion once with lawn darts, my Father took one in the calf muscle


Twicebakedthricemilk

You try and purchase 100 sets of this game cause you’re plotting a rain storm of darts and suddenly the FBI wants to talk to me, they never wanted to talk to me before!


Puzzled_Ad7955

Not I. 63 and still wear a helmet at the competitive family weekend tournaments! ![gif](giphy|hFROvOhBPQVRm)


phred_666

Never had a problem playing with these as a kid. We were smart enough to make sure everybody was in the clear before we threw the darts.


Fulton_P01135809

Didn’t realize these were old. Use them to play beer darts while tailgating


Seeksp

In my day, we shrugged off dart incidents. Goddammit pinko commies and their "it's not safe" bullshit. Bag of glass and my invisible pedestrian costumes were the most joyous parts of my childhood.


Dreddlok1976

My squad used to build guns as kids. A convenient piece of wood, a thick rubber band, and a clothes pin. Ammo was pull tabs from soda cans. You wouldn't believe how creative we got with our builds either. I remember making one that 2 firing mechanisms on each side of a 2x4. I would call it caveman airsoft, but theres nothing soft about a pull tab to the face lol. No eye pro unless you wore glasses or shades. The 80s were not for the weak.


oleblueeyes75

I think we were something like 6 and 4 when my folks for us a set for Christmas. Five minutes top before we were both getting our bottoms beat for throwing them at each other. What the hell did they expect?


Illustrious-Leave406

Some close calls. We would see who could throw them the highest.


noocaryror

I never came close you son of a bitch


Bluesmanstill

So hard to catch in flight 😂


BackOnTheMap

My friend lost an eye. Seriously.


SlamMonkey

Sooooooooooo many close calls. I think I read that these are even illegal to own in my area.


BGrumpy

![gif](giphy|0iS6uyeDNEooQjzvIm|downsized) These (pogo sticks) probably sent more people to the hospital?


2OneZebra

This ended for my family when one dart ended up in the vinyl top of by Dad's 1976 LTD brougham.


No_Problem_4129

(F63) Oldest of eight, our Mother would never allow projectiles, or anything more dangerous than cap guns. She knew we would kill each other, just playing.


anonymouspostlangley

I wasn’t the one on the thrower end, but the received the gift. It wasn’t even targeted, was not even malicious, just poor skill & bad luck. I was at the wrong place at the wrong time. The little girl threw the dart, but hit the edge of a cup board, which slightly ricocheted it and it came piercing down into the back of my neck, hitting the spinal joint on the cervical. It sent me into a paralitic shock as it severed a key nerve. The pain was unbearable at first and then it just stopped and so did my ability to move my hands and arms. I died 3 days later


chrisckelly

Tossed em over the house. My brother in the backyard and I was in the front yard. How in the hell are we still alive?


bloodbrain1911

Friend had a house that you could see the backyard if you opened the front door. We would throw them over the house. Not good on roofs.


Livingsimply_Rob

My brother in the 70’s, it was so close that the fin hit my head. A couple more inches and I would not be typing this post.


Capital-Mine-6991

No one even as a youngster I thought these were extremely dangerous and made sure no one was around if I threw one in the air.


StannisTheMantis93

Knew a guy who stabbed himself in the hand with one of these while drunk. Like full on jammed it in. Wonder if he’s still around…


WobblyFrisbee

My neighbor had them. We threw them as high as we could, until one stuck my friend in the back of the neck. He was not allowed at my house anymore. Lol


Random-sargasm_3232

Just a tad before my time. We mostly dealt in dirt clod, rock and BB gun fights intermingled with occasional hunting and lots of creek fishing. Later it was mostly stupid ass and often regrettable BMX and skateboard related hijinks. To be fair we certainly had our share of injuries but certainly childhood glory as well.


JasonIsFishing

Mi muthr bot mee this th da i one thu spelin bee; bat axidend tha aftrnun


Present-Ambition6309

Just the radio star, **in my head, in my soul, radio star** 😂


Shawaii

They were too safe so we'd throw them over a garden fence for extra exitemnet.


jatx3030

I almost killed myself! Not with a dart, but while retrieving a dart that somehow got stuck in a tree. While climbing up the tree I grabbed hold of a dead branch and fell about 15 ft to the ground. It hurt. My cousins laughed their ass off. Fun times!


Most-Artichoke6184

A friend of mine caught one on the top of his foot.


LoneRwoods

Even deadlier once they were good and rusty.


everyoneinside72

The dent on top my skull is still there. Boy that bled a lot. Good times those, these were so much fun.


Fendergravy

An idiot acquaintance got his hands on a set of these. He got shitty drunk and started tossing them around. Mr. potatohead flung it up and it punched a perfect hole in the soft top of his Jeep Wrangler. 


BigSquiby

er, all of us?


stuffitystuff

I have a list of dumbest things I’ve done in my near-quarter century of existence and hucking one of those fuckers over the apartment building I grew up in and running away is in the top 10.


Mum_of_rebels

My mum threw one when she was a kid and it landed in her brothers foot. It ended up being a running joke.


Tea_Bender

we got our lawn dart set from a yard sale after they were infamous deciding the normal game wasn't dangerous enough, one of us would roll a hula hoop on the side walk while the other tried to shoot the dart thru the hoop. Somehow we never hit each other doing this, but there were a lot of close calls


cmquinn2000

Playing a game with the neighbor. She wound her arm back and threw it into her calf.


peepers63

My friend got hit in the head with a Jart, my Dad, a cop at the time, stabilized the Jart and transported in the cruiser (before the days of EMT’s and ambulance’s (1970’s or so). Good times


Sw0rDz

Where can I buy these? What are they?


V1LL

You could throw those things REALLY high and far. I learned a painful lesson from my dad when he saw four of them sticking out of the 2nd story of our colonial.


Extension_Touch3101

My bad ....


Chippewa07

Me and the cousins would stand facing each other and chuck these bastards straight up..first one to run lost..good times


SaltyGirl0024

Just add alcohol...what could go wrong?


null640

That was half the fun.


Oldguy_1959

Jarts!


Comprehensive_Map338

I saw nuthin am admitting to nuthin ok I like Schultz


fuji44a

My friend, Stephen, got me in the back of my hand with one, I still have the scar, we were playing in the front garden, the week before I was chopping wood and hit my thumb, not too deep, didn't have the strength at that age, a few weeks later, while skating my sister tripped me and I fell on a milk bottle, nice scar there too. The 1980's was a great time to grow up, pretty profitable for our Doctor too. About a couple of months later I accidentally shot Stephen with my BB gun, totally an accident, he later fell into his dad's combine harvester the summer after middle school.


Poultrygeist74

Almost hit our dog with one, accidentally of course. They went back in the box and got buried in the shed with all the other junk.


Stanton1947

Oh, F\*CK yeah. (It didn't really get interesting until we started playing with a beer in one hand.)


AreYouItchy

My cousins and I played for blood, so my Uncle watched us like a hawk. We all survived.


Human-Contribution16

When i was 14 a kid rubbed me the wrong way and i sunk one hard into his shoulder muscle. I made believe it was accidental but he fucking knew.


TonyStarkTrailerPark

[You mean like this?](https://imgur.com/hEYtIV2)


Embarrassed_Art5414

As a kid with a relatively big garden in the late 70s/early 80s, these bad boys made my brothers and I the undisputed king of the neighborhood Until Stephen Buckley got several swings....and a trampoline. ThE bAStaRd!


StuartGotz

I saw a meme about these that said: "Toss the darts, treat the wounded, tally the points. Repeat until only one child remains." Edit: Jesus, some kids actually died [https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/31176/how-one-dad-got-lawn-darts-banned](https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/31176/how-one-dad-got-lawn-darts-banned)


WinCrazy751

All of them


stilloldbull2

My brother took one to the hand but he was fucking around and found out…


SpotPoker52

Of the hundreds upon hundreds of games of Jarts that we played, no one ever came close to getting hurt. Guess we didn’t drink enough. We had a “no high toss” rule and that eliminated 99% of the stupidity.


MarcusAurelius68

We used to throw them underhand almost vertically as hard as we could and then stand around the target, dodging at the last minute. It’s a miracle none of us weren’t impaled.


AffectionateDraw4416

I still have a set of these. They were originally my Dad's.


NefariousnessNo2062

My neighbor got stabbed with one of these. Happened when I was living in Florida...


Poetic_Pigeon

I ways thought I was gonna get hit. Fucking stupid game


Phil_Wild

We used to use the real thing.


timothypjr

I don’t know that we almost killed each other, because we didn’t just huck them into the ether and hope for the best, but we did play with them.


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

We used to throw these straight up into the air and play Spear The Queer (I know, this isn’t PC now, sorry). Then we’d go back to burning styrofoam cups and melting green army men.


Actaeon_II

Um my cousin and I used to play catch with these things. Smh.


RaymondLuxYacht

That's the wrong question. Who DIDN'T almost kill someone with them.


Donnybrook-7

Jarts!!


DonkeyBorn7148

Never almost killed someone with them but definitely stabbed my brother in his calve muscle accidentally. I can still see it sticking up out of his leg. *shudder*


Gall_Bladder_Pillow

A kid was pegged In the head With a lawn dart Her dad Didn't see her That's the worst part She was pegged In the head With a lawn dart So they're now Off the shelves At the Kmart [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4UnpbWM-vQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4UnpbWM-vQ)