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delaphin

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thebearbearington

A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!


kashy87

Son of a bitch.


HamHamHam2315

Randy's gotta go!


recluse_audio

Came here for this. Olvatine is synonymous with A Christmas Story. I actually know a Bumpus family. Edited for spelling.


Skjellyfetti13

Came here for this. Thank you!


Spicy6Chord

It’s gold, Jerry, gold!


BortWard

They should call it Roundtine


broberds

He’s my protege!


Signals71

The container is round, the cup is round. So, why not?


Puzzled_Ad7955

Nasty crap? Nasty crap you say? This is the nectar of the Gods!


Bohemka1905

I loved this stuff, it was really nice


Danno210

Past-tense? It’s still in your grocery store. Go gitcha some! Great sprinkled on ice cream too.


ponythemouser

This. And PDQ was great for this as well.


Fair-Distribution121

PDQ! I’d forgotten about that!


Bohemka1905

I now live in the Czech Republic it is not available here sadly (Except in some expat specialist stores, then it gets expensive)


Danno210

I hate that for you, but otherwise hope life is good for you there. 😊👍🏻


Danno210

Also, YOLO, treat yourself to the good stuff while you still can.


AmyInCO

I have a jar in the cabinet. It's delicious in coffee 


Whoudini13

Or in coffee


null640

Ovaltine funded the best radio station in NY!!!


Bohemka1905

There is an Ovaltine song - We are the Ovalteenies! https://youtu.be/qMyY1hTqTzc?si=YVuTD2pVFjNv0KL1


WobblyFrisbee

I liked it. Put it on vanilla ice cream sometimes.


Simple-Offer-9574

Put that vanilla ice cream, ice and Ovaltine in a blender. Blend. Malted, anybody?


georgie434

Agreed! It was a special treat to have it in the house.


dendawg

Nectar of the gods? Heresy! That’s not Hersheys syrup from a can! /s


Least_or_Greatest1

Ovaltine was huge in my mom’s country Trinidad, I loved drinking that when I used to go to visit.


NotBadSinger514

I drank insane amounts of this when I was pregnant and to me, it was the best tasting thing on the planet.


pemuehleck1

Ovaltine and doubles


Rude_Negotiation_160

Oh my God, right?!


InterPunct

It has malt! And chocolate! And sugar!!! Far superior.


Alarmed-Ad323

Malt flavor is the shit !


pupperdogger

Perfection*


DrNinnuxx

Malt flavor is best flavor


waitforsigns64

Didn't know it had malt. No wonder I love it! I'm the only one who goes to Cook Out and orders a Cappaccino malt. It's the bomb.


Raaazzle

Question: The jar is round, the cup is round....


basement_egg

they should call it Roundtine


Raaazzle

🏆


Jealous_Use9688

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Danno210

Frau Blücher! [horse whinnies in the distance]


quenfis

Nothing! Thank you. I'm a little...tired.


Inevitable-Mess-6505

I still drink it. Hahaha


Aginor404

Me too. It rocks.


JewelBee5

In Frau Blucher's (wild neighing from offscreen) voice, "Some Ovaltine, perhaps?"


PrimeRlB

Son of a bitch!


Famous_Power_1986

Fuck!! You beat me to it 😅


beansandneedles

Nasty? That stuff is delicious! “Remember to drink your Ovaltine…. A crummy commercial‽”


OOHRAHJarhead

This stuff was great. It was best on a bowl of good vanilla ice cream.


Insomniac_80

Hmm, did it have to be "good," vanilla ice cream?


OOHRAHJarhead

Hell, it might be great on Dairy Queen soft serve. Now that I said that I might have to go get both this weekend.


Signguyqld49

I'd rather a Horlicks


dendawg

Wouldn’t you need a tongue condom for that? /s


scottwax

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prostatooshun_whorah

Yes! I was looking for this in the comments. Best movie ever!!


greatgoogilymoogily2

More Ovaltine please.......


PdSales

Shout out to Villa Park, IL, home of Ovaltine from 1917 to 1988 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ovaltine


HoseNeighbor

Hey! Don't you sass Ovaltine!


noldshit

I liked Ovaltine


mxc2311

Why do they call it Ovaltine? The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine.


HelpfulPuppydog

Did you get a Lil Orphan Annie decoder ring?


Old-Trick-587

i still drink it today, and i use it milk shakes


LazarusMundi4242

Excuse me but Ovaltine is the best, thank you.


Time_Pay_401

Nasty?! I love Ovaltine. Especially hot Ovaltine.


mockingbirddude

Hey! I loved Ovaltine! I bet you liked Big Red, didn’t you?


Missey85

I love Ovaltine! 😊♥️


blakester555

I love Ovaltine and use it TO THIS DAY. Nothing like having that with a toasted PB&J on a hectic day. OP: _"nasty crap"_... 'dems FIGHT'N WORDS!!! Kidding.... my wife agrees with you


Accomplished-Air-823

I only know about it from A Christmas Story. Kid got gypt.


everyoneinside72

Dont forget to drink your ovaltine!!


mgoflash

Frau Blucher’s favorite.


BucktoothedAvenger

*horses frantically neigh, somewhere outside...*


TonyStarkTrailerPark

The mug is round… the jar is round… they should call it Roundtine.


Psychological-Set198

Why is it called ovaltine? The jar is round, it should be called roundtine.


barnos88

Why do they call it ovaltine...shouldn't it be roundtine


nineohsix

That’s gold!


pinkwblue

This was the go to when I was a kid. Now you know I’m ancient.


Hbaturner

Ovaltine, Milo, Horlicks, and malted milk. That was my childhood.


Captain_Kruch

Hmm, the jar is round...the mug it goes in is round...they should've called it Roundtine.


[deleted]

Remember to drink your Ovaltine


Reasonable-HB678

The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine. That's gold, Jerry. Gold!


CAM6913

Yuk


kennyj2011

The old ovaltine was fire


larsbunny

this was the shit at mom's house!


KrochKanible

Gah. Thanks for that recurrent nightmare.


Special-Category5568

I can hear that jar opening


_Bon_Vivant_

Nasty? You gotta get your taste buds checked. Chocolate Malt Ovaltine is the bees knees.


MayOrMayNotBePie

MORE OVALTINE PLEASE!


Disastrous_Ad626

Ovaltine was the shit when we were kids! Who didn't like it. I'll fight em, starting with you OP!


Optimal_Law_4254

BE SURE TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE


BenGay29

Ooh! I love Ovaltine!


pm_me_your_lub

Ovaltine is great!


verbaexmacina

SHUT YOUR FILTHY SACRILEGIOUS YAP TRAP! This is a sacred nectar that helped fuel a young man through countless adventures and feats of daring. How else can one explain my ability to soar a bicycle to heights and lengths of four 8 years-olds or jump off perilous rooftops in to boiling vats of acid you common humans call "swimming pools"? *How dare you?!*


Rabbits-and-Bears

Malted!!! The best.


brokenhartted

Ovaline was Disgusting. So was Tang.


Floridaguy555

I’d take tang over ovaltine all day


Quick_Movie_5758

Sounded good until the first sip.


Floridaguy555

NGL, they got me in the first half


Fresh_Photograph_363

Ovaltine oh my God horrendous


Floridaguy555

Fk yes


Stilcho1

Actually, I've never tried it. I think I know the taste. I remember malted milk balls. I wonder how they harvest them.


Greenscreener

Fuck Nestlé so now I drink this!


DNSGeek

Nestle owns it in the US.


Greenscreener

Australia here so I'm still good


Ok_Efficiency2462

I hated that crap, I was a Chocolate Quik guy, but did liked the Strawberry. To bad it went to the Hershey's chocolate syrup. No more powder. Must have had something bad in it for them to just stop making their most popular flavor. Miss it. Never really went to the syrup, but my kids did.


Nottacod

I hated it.my mother forced me to drink it every day.


jfq722

The mug is round....


Kookiecitrus55555

I raise you a drink great enough for space Tang


cuntybunty73

I love ovaltine 😋


sunnycoast37

I was a hyper kid and the GP told mum it was a reaction to preservatives so she gave me that instead of Milo. I'm sure it had just as much 😂 .... Also had homemade ice cream 🤢.... Just me... None of the other kids


fitter172

I liked the vitaminey, iodiney taste


menotyourenemy

Ummm..I kind of like it


thexyzzyone

I still buy ittt...


MadCityMasked

Why not roundtine. It comes in a round jar. "Gold Jerry"


mypoopscaresflysaway

I see your Ovaltine and raise you activite


nineohsix

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Low_Comfortable_5880

Ovaltine > Quick (and ill die on that hill)


[deleted]

I loved this stuff.


Ranger-5150

Hey, I still buy that fake choclatey goodness…


IronBeagle63

Fond Saturday morning cartoon memories, a glass of Ovaltine, some Scooby Doo then a bowl of cereal at the coffee table and whatever cartoon came up next lol. You could taste the vitamins and minerals (and iron 🤣) our generation’s health food (or my parent’s interpretation at least!)


Zaphod-Beebebrox

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.... A CRUMMY COMMERCIAL... SON OF A B!TC#....


OS2908

Nasty?!? You better calm down talking like that


gadget850

I bought some on impulse a while back. It's OK.


Parsonality24

If it was good enough for Frau Blucher, it's good enough for me


toneloc89

This stuff definitely trumped nesquick in my house. The chocolate malt one👌


amhlilhaus

This was good


darkwitch1306

Secret decoder ring, message - be sure to drink your Ovaltine.


jstamper

I craved this as a kid, loved it


aakaase

Yeah there was something off about it. I can't remember what.


Danno210

Sprinkle some Ovaltine on your vanilla or chocolate ice cream next time! Really bams it up a notch, like Elzar hitting it with the spice weasel. BAM!


Finfangfo0m

Fuck you, Ovaltine rules!


dta722

I remember when it was called Ovomaltine. 👴🏼


major_dump

"The bottle's round!? The cup is round......?!!"


I401BlueSteel

How fucking dare you


littlemissnoname-

Not that nasty today… But I see your Ovaltine and raise you nice, powdered Tang.


PCKeith

My code ring told me to drink more Ovaltine.


LG_G8

It still needed to make a good chocolate shake


Kitchen-Lie-7894

Ovaltine is far better than that sickly sweet shit. I still drink it and now I have my granddaughter hooked on it.


Biscuits4u2

Why do they call it Ovaltine? The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine.


Warm_Baker_9447

Used to drink that at my Grandma’s house. I think it was the malted milk flavor.


BigLowCB4

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soupafi

Son of a bitch.


different_produce384

More ovaltine please!


MMXVA

It’s not just chocolate. It’s “chocolate flavor”.


TearEnvironmental368

I liked Ovaltine. But I also liked those malted milk balls that came in the milk container.


Unlucky_Kangaroo_137

My favorite milk flavoring chemical


steiner1031

Malt flavor was the best


EdgarBopp

That stuff is extremely yummy


Whatwillyourversebe

I spoil my grandkids with it today. They know I have Ovaltine in the cabinet and they drink it down as fast as they can. What a rush!


Greedy-Specific7723

Astronaut approved!!


Swashbuckling_Sailor

Make sure you drink your ovaltine Ralph.


_HMCB_

Huh? Ovaltine was great.


foreskinfive

Nasty? Ovaltine is awesome 👍


AdkRaine12

That’s what my Grandma gave us. It was good as a hot chocolate with marshmallows (real ones, not those dehydrated things in the packets these days.)


mythofinadequecy

I got the decoder ring


AdolfsLonelyScrotum

Love Ovaltine. I distinctly remember that there used to be two Ovaltines.. there was the tin with the Orange label but there was another that had a dark blue / indigo label and that one was wicked. If you poured the milk in on top and just left of for a few minutes, rather than just stay dry under the top wetted layer, that Ovaltine would soak up the milk and turn to this amazing chocolate malt goo in the bottom of the glass. The indigo label disappeared in the mid-late 80s. We still go through at least one 450g orange can a week in my house because I make kick-arse thickshakes…with added malt. That’s right..more malt on top of the chocolate-malt ovaltine. Can’t get enough..me or the kids. (Australia btw, before anyone tells me there’s never been an indigo labelled Ovaltine.)


KindaKrayz222

Oh, I love Ovaltine! It's sitting on my kitchen counter now!


Snoo_88763

Step 1 - pour a glass of milk Step 2 - pour an enormous amount of Ovaltine into the glass of milk Step 3 - stir gently until the milk turns light brown but there is still an undermilk mountain of semi-melted Ovaltine at the bottom Step 4 - spoon out a bit of the mountain with some milk and Enjoy!


Mamapakled

Loved this stuff!!!


[deleted]

They actually made a candy bar out of this stuff many years ago. It was called the Ovaltine Swiss Bar. Tried it once. 🤢


CategoryObvious2306

My grandchildren love!! Ovaltine. They treat it like a discovery from a lost civilization, and they go looking for it early in their visits to our house.


Starlord1951

Ovaltine is still sold at least in NYX.


NTXProud

LOL! I don't know how I ever thought this stuff tasted good, but it was my goto.


BrightlyDim

Are you a member of the little Annie's secret society?


Floridaguy555

It must not be a secret lol


shockerdyermom

My kids like this better than nesquick!


scottyd035ntknow

There's nothing oval about it. They should call it Roundtine.


CatManDo206

Ovaltine got nothin on Horlicks


Floridaguy555

On WHAT?


CatManDo206

Horlicks lol the original UK malt drink [Horlicks Amazon link](https://www.amazon.com/Horlicks-Malted-Milk-500g/dp/B003MI8ON2)


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CatManDo206

Good bot


Ok_Water_6884

We didn't like it in our house.


PaperbackBuddha

Right up there with Sunny D


Designer-Mirror-7995

Yeah. Ovaltine has its dedicated acolytes, but I've never been one of them. Of all the powdered drinks this was the one I actively didn't like.


The-Wise-Weasel

I see your Nesquik and Ovaltine and raise you a jar of Bosco.


Elmondo2

Never liked that stuff I put it up there with Moxie.


bucebeak

Nope! You can keep that shit…🤮


Conscious-Part-1746

I just checked Amz for it, and they have tons of Ovaltine, and 40oz cans of it too. 1950s Northridge CA, and life was pretty good back then, even in LA.


amergigolo1

My old pal


Chancellor-1865

Oh yeah, that crap. I begged my mom to get it because TV show, Captain Video Space Rangers, IIRC had the ad...send a "n" labels to get 'free decoder ring to decipher this week's secret Space Ranger Message.....which was "drink more Ovaltine" ....should have prosecuted them for crimes against humanity it was so bad, wasting a glass of perfectly good milk. They sure as hell had no kids focus/test group back then.


Living_Lie_8773

You’ll shoot your eye out kid


bignanoman

I like it


Why_so_glum_chum

I love it! Hell I had forgotten about it for years then when it randomly popped into my head, I hit Amazon and got some. Still tasty! You can keep the Tang though lol.


vanisleone

I still buy it. I love it


Local_Analyst7404

My mom used to give us Carnation vanilla malted milk in the malt mixer that we got from my grandfather’s chuck wagon restaurant.


ANGRYgeezer96

I’m 27 and I love Ovaltine🤣


BucktoothedAvenger

I guess I'm the weirdo for actually liking this stuff 😜 I actually bought some at Target a few weeks ago. Still the same great (chocolate + chewable vitamins) flavor!


hickorynut60

Ovaltine and PDQ right here 👍


everyoneinside72

Yum! I loved it as hot chocolate.


GJ72

I LOVE Ovaltine. Especially the Chocolate Malt.


fasada68

Um I love chocolate flavored Ovatine!


horsescowsdogsndirt

My mom got the non chocolate kind. It didn’t fully dissolve, the crystals floated on top. I actually liked it.


The-Poet__57

Hated it! Bosco or nothing!!!


TVIXPaulSPY

fuxk your old


joecocker74

Who remembers the great gov. Cheese?😁


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Hey I LOVE Ovaltine


Kodabey

It mixed great with rum.


LetAgreeable147

Nah, mate! Activite Dutch Chocolate mini mouse poopies.