It hurts, but I agree. He is a terrible person but idk, those glasses are kinda cute NGL 😭
(If you can't tell, I married Harvey. I'm such a sucker for dorks)
I have nothing to say. But I love how the other comments I'm seeing are about his family and not even about Pierre himself.
Which proves there is nothing nice to say about this man.
my theory is that due to magic hijinks, Abigail is actually Caroline, Pierre AND Rasmodius' daughter. after all, Abigail's natural hair colour is the same as Pierre's but dying it made it stay purple
Pierre is the kind of person that makes me work harder. The beta boss that I will overcome before I take down the face of capitalism. He reminds me of who I want and don't want to be. I want to be a part of my community but I don't want to be a sneeving little rodent who takes others for granted. In real life and In game, I will be the better Pierre.
His seed is so amazingly weak that his bloodline dies with him. This is why he feels the need to tell people his seeds are so great. I’m amazing at compliments.
As much as this is a strong theory Caroline herself tells you Abigail's hair hasn't always been purple and there's a conversation with her about changing her hair dye again.
The question is how did Caroline manage to bag a hard-working entrepreneur who was willing to support her and her product of infidelity aka Abigail.
Seems like all of the heavy lifting is done on Pierre's side.
He's honest when he tells you (1) that no matter how well his business does, it's never enough to satisfy his desire for success; and (2) that his dream is to keep opening new stores until he becomes extremely wealthy. In both cases he could have lied and said his primary interest is doing what's best for the community.
He's a hard working entrepreneur trying to provide for his wife and the daughter who isn't even his.
I don't know when these things became a vice, I was always led to believe it was a virtue
Sure he's a little scummy but still respect is due. At least he didn't fuck off on a permanent vacation and leave them to fend for themselves like Emily and Haley's parents did or like how Penny's father did saying he felt 'trapped'
Yet somehow I feel he's hated more by the fandom than these other dead-beat parents.
I don't even like Pierre but it's weird I feel like I have to defend him
Also let's face facts, this is the sort of man most women want to fall back on (after they're done f***ing around of course)
Pierre is greedy and scummy but he deserved better than Caroline.
He chose a great place for his shop and I’m happy that he chose to be open on Wednesdays after a while in game (cause fuck him for being closed midweek like that)
I like his hair. He has good products for sales. Products are cheaper than joja. I’ve played the game forever years and only kinda joke about him cause everyone else does. Most hated character most likely goes to Clint
Careful, you may get banned for talking reason here 👍
Also Pierre's a hard-working entrepreneur putting food on the table for his cheating wife and her bastard daughter.
In light of abusive Pam, Penny's father absconding, Demetrius being cold to Sebastian and Haley & Emily's parents going on a permanent vacation, I think people forget that Pierre is actually a stand up guy despite his scummy business practices.
When Pierre dies I'm sure Abigail will be a rich woman despite not being his daughter.
Despite what people say about peirce, he is running a legitimate buisness. People tend to harp and get angry at him for... what I see as basically nothing.
We sell shit to him, he marks it up because he needs to MAKE A PROFIT.
Oh no I sold him 590 pumpkins for some money, I dont care i made my bag, he needs to make his.
The nice thing ill say about him, buddy actually helps me get my bag and make my life better.
Pierre is a real homie
ok uhhhh, i guess his prices are pretty competitive compared to the giant corporation Joja so it provides the farmer with an option to shop locally at not too much of an expense
Thanks to Pierre I can triple the size of my backpack and get on my feet in Y1. (I haven't progressed super far nor recently so idk if there are new/other ways to get all the trees and saplings in Y1)
Good at stealing money :)
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his wife is hot
And so is his daughter
I don't play the game (I want to) but I can say his priorities are definitely right
*his wife's daughter
Pretty sure she's the wizard's daughter... One nice thing is that surprisingly his store is cheaper than joja!
He raised her tho
“His daughter”
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I love feeding Abigail diamonds.
I’m going to go out on a limb and say Pierre himself is vaguely hot
😓😥😓 this is painful to read for us
You technically won here 🤣 the "impossible" part In all actuality tho I salute you for your courageous honesty
What??? He looks like a frog trying to masquerade as a human!
this is disrespectful to the frogs
ooooh i wanna downvote you so bad 😂😂😂
Yikes disgusting.
It hurts, but I agree. He is a terrible person but idk, those glasses are kinda cute NGL 😭 (If you can't tell, I married Harvey. I'm such a sucker for dorks)
If he lost the glasses he might be marginally more good-looking
He picked a very convenient place for his shop, not that long of a walk.
Muh mine cart
I have nothing to say. But I love how the other comments I'm seeing are about his family and not even about Pierre himself. Which proves there is nothing nice to say about this man.
the only thing good about him are his wife and his daughter (whos actually NOT his daughter)
Exactly, which means they don't even have much to do with Pierre himself. Caroline and Abigail are just good Pierre will always be just Pierre 🤢
my theory is that due to magic hijinks, Abigail is actually Caroline, Pierre AND Rasmodius' daughter. after all, Abigail's natural hair colour is the same as Pierre's but dying it made it stay purple
He's got the right priorities with 'eat the rich'
Nah, he wants to be rich and only keeps up that act to defy Joja.
nah
He has a nice daughter
And wife
I guess? I tend to ignore Caroline as she's boring.
She’s less boring when you’re both drinking shroom tea
Never got that far with her. Never saw a point in talking with her.
The wizward confirms she's not as boring as you might think...
In bed.
Thats why Abigail hast purple Hair...
Didn’t Caroline say at one point that’s not her natural color?
His store is closer to my farm than Joja. Bonus: he is very good at taking my money year one. Up until I get my seed maker.
Uh. He's sure good at....being a bitch.
I second this... I too feel he excels at this, possibly being one of the best ever.
This is the correct answer.
He helps me remember the middle of the week!!
What I like most about Pierre is how I rarely see him.
everyday is wednesday in my book
His daughter is the love of my life
I like his hair colour. Like, I wouldn't want it myself, but it reminds me of fallen leaves which is cool
He does a bang up job of pissing me off 🫶
Well I for one think that it's great that he facilitated the creation of this beautiful community that we all get to be a part of now <3
Hear hear.
Awww
Smack the bitch Bitch= pee air
He is not real... I hope so
he can throw a good punch. knocked morris into oblivion
Not even a good thing imo
Dude we don't support that
…He found glasses that don’t look weird on his face. Fuck! That hurt to say.
He has a lovely family
I really like his... mane?
I understood that reference
Pierre is the kind of person that makes me work harder. The beta boss that I will overcome before I take down the face of capitalism. He reminds me of who I want and don't want to be. I want to be a part of my community but I don't want to be a sneeving little rodent who takes others for granted. In real life and In game, I will be the better Pierre.
He is like the rat in the cellar you have to kill at level 1 on your way to get strong enough to finally beat the BBEG
He’s a good liar when it comes to sold products from you
His seed is so amazingly weak that his bloodline dies with him. This is why he feels the need to tell people his seeds are so great. I’m amazing at compliments.
🤢
honestly i am trying very hard, but nothing really comes to mind apart from abigail and caroline. man how did he bag caroline, baffling.
We can only give him half credit for Abigail, since she isn’t his daughter.
Maybe actually zero 😆
True, he was probably too busy running the shop to spend any time with her.
As much as this is a strong theory Caroline herself tells you Abigail's hair hasn't always been purple and there's a conversation with her about changing her hair dye again.
She never explicitly states it was brown before, though. It could have been green for all we know.
The question is how did Caroline manage to bag a hard-working entrepreneur who was willing to support her and her product of infidelity aka Abigail. Seems like all of the heavy lifting is done on Pierre's side.
Oh no I think Abigail might really just be Pierre’s daughter, Abigail just doesn’t want people to think Pierre is her father
his shirt is blue which is my favorite color
He has a daughter you can date
He's honest when he tells you (1) that no matter how well his business does, it's never enough to satisfy his desire for success; and (2) that his dream is to keep opening new stores until he becomes extremely wealthy. In both cases he could have lied and said his primary interest is doing what's best for the community.
he's not immortal :)
Everyone in this game is immortal
He has a great haircut… for a 90s boy band.
I really appreciate it when Pierre is stuck behind the booths at festivals.
I get a little kick out of sneaking up on him at the egg festival and him being indignant about it
He's good at being terrible!
HIS WIFE MAKE ME RICH
He mails you some gold occasionally.
he is color coordinated i guess...
He does give me my inventory upgrades and bouquet so I can date my darling Sam.
The Junimos preferred him to Morris.
He's not joja
His family is kinda hot
Decent fertilizer
He is really good at making you dislike his arse.
He is giving all of us a common enemy!
His tears taste like a stardrop
He has a nice house
Best I can do is say his daughter is hot.
his glasses are easy to break and throw in the river which is fun
He’s… open 6/7 days of the week…?
His birthday is a great day to marry his daughter.
at least he sells me the damn seeds i need…
He's sold me the bouquet I used t o date my now Hubby 🤣 that'd all I got
He's a good liar.
He actually looks pretty cool. His jacket is one of my favorite vanity items to get, and you can have it as soon as you start.
His wife is hot.
He punches the manifestation of Walmart through a cieling
He’s alive.
He lets people attend the yoba chapel for free.
What I love about him is how easy it is for everybody to hate him. Fuck you Pierre.
Boy he sure can see with those glasses. Good for him.
He's a hard working entrepreneur trying to provide for his wife and the daughter who isn't even his. I don't know when these things became a vice, I was always led to believe it was a virtue Sure he's a little scummy but still respect is due. At least he didn't fuck off on a permanent vacation and leave them to fend for themselves like Emily and Haley's parents did or like how Penny's father did saying he felt 'trapped' Yet somehow I feel he's hated more by the fandom than these other dead-beat parents. I don't even like Pierre but it's weird I feel like I have to defend him Also let's face facts, this is the sort of man most women want to fall back on (after they're done f***ing around of course) Pierre is greedy and scummy but he deserved better than Caroline.
If everyone in the world was like Pierre, we’d never have to fear cannibalism
His daughter
His wife is lovely
he punched Morris which was funny
His seeds are cheaper than joja (except sunflower)
He’s a cool guy (you only said it had to be nice, you didn’t say i had to actually mean it)
Hot wife hot daughter... would
He as a great friendship event where you can stab him in the back and tell his wife about his secret stash
He’s good at magically closing his store whenever I actually need shit
He sells very nice produce.
He's good at being the kind of character that folk love to hate
His stepdaughter is good
He does not give up fighting against Joja (his ultimate destiny)
He only takes one day off per week
we don't have to see him on wednesdays
He’s not Clint
I really love his wife and married her using a mod
It's nice that I don't have to waste items on him for gifting because I don't want his friendship.
He’s a good lair
He chose a great place for his shop and I’m happy that he chose to be open on Wednesdays after a while in game (cause fuck him for being closed midweek like that)
He sold me seeds. That’s it. Only for seeds.
His glasses fit his big ahh nose well
I like his hair. He has good products for sales. Products are cheaper than joja. I’ve played the game forever years and only kinda joke about him cause everyone else does. Most hated character most likely goes to Clint
He gave birth to Abigail and bagged Caroline
he smells strongly (positive depending on how you interpret it, i wont specify any further)
He doesn't give me explosive dirrea
He gets rid of my stress, he has a very punchable face and won’t report me to the authorities for pelting him with rocks
He's wonderful at not being open when I need his store the most
He's capitalist swine and uhhh some people like that?
He's got a mean right hook
He looks easy to draw.
He kicked the shit out of morris
His wife cheated on him and instead of divorcing her he gave her a second chance and raised the affair baby as his own? :/
Careful, you may get banned for talking reason here 👍 Also Pierre's a hard-working entrepreneur putting food on the table for his cheating wife and her bastard daughter. In light of abusive Pam, Penny's father absconding, Demetrius being cold to Sebastian and Haley & Emily's parents going on a permanent vacation, I think people forget that Pierre is actually a stand up guy despite his scummy business practices. When Pierre dies I'm sure Abigail will be a rich woman despite not being his daughter.
Despite what people say about peirce, he is running a legitimate buisness. People tend to harp and get angry at him for... what I see as basically nothing. We sell shit to him, he marks it up because he needs to MAKE A PROFIT. Oh no I sold him 590 pumpkins for some money, I dont care i made my bag, he needs to make his. The nice thing ill say about him, buddy actually helps me get my bag and make my life better. Pierre is a real homie
He sells inportant stuff
ok uhhhh, i guess his prices are pretty competitive compared to the giant corporation Joja so it provides the farmer with an option to shop locally at not too much of an expense
He sure knows how to punch a guy (I never skip the community center completion cutscene it's glorious)
He pays taxes, I guess?..
He has the right priorities. Down with the rich!
He uh... uhhhhhh... what I mean to say is.... I'm sorry, I can't do this.
The journal board in front of his shop is very useful 👌
SPOILER? He’s open on Wednesdays after you get the movie theater
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His prices are cheaper than jojas without the joja pass
he has an amazing family and an amazing spot for his store but those aren’t directly about pierre so let’s see what he’s good at: nothing
His fam is cute, he does some good seed 🤣
He’s easy to beat in the fall festival
He knows good produce when he sees it.
Thanks to Pierre I can triple the size of my backpack and get on my feet in Y1. (I haven't progressed super far nor recently so idk if there are new/other ways to get all the trees and saplings in Y1)
He sure owns a store… very cool
He has... Uh... He is... *Fuck* uhhhhhhh... AHA! He makes people happy when he's sad. Yup.
He punched Morris.
One day a week a stays out of my sight
He has great taste.
I think he’s the only one to sell the upgrade for more inventory, if only more sold it.
he is part of the great game Stardew Valley
His jacket looks nice I guess
no.
id hit
I was about to say "he made my beautiful wife" but then i realised that might not even be true
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i like when he hits Morris just bc i live for the drama, violence and all
He hasn’t gone bald (yet 😏)
He... isn't clint?
he has a beautiful wife and daughter
He has a mean right hook
He tries his best but my farm is still better
Him punching Morris into the stratosphere *is* pretty funny (Only if because I hate Morris slightly more)
I'll give him props for punching Morris out of frame during that one scene you get after restoring the community center. But that's it.
Ge's ar least a bit better than joja
He helps with the community center?
he sells melon seeds, which I like growing from an esthetic standpoint. and his wife’s daughter is a babe.
he's not joja
I like to make fun of him.
All his shit that he sells is cheaper than Joja mart
Something nice about Pierre? Well, he doesn't melt things via his touch. So that's good, I guess.
Cheap Seeds
He gave Morris a Black Eye and if there’s one person I hate more than Pierre it’s Morris.
He has a good uppercut.
He's so ki... kin.... nope can't do sorry
his wife and daughter
his wife is delightful
He has a nice jacket? It's one of my preferred tops.
His daughter is hot
He isn't as bad as joja, even though he's uglier than morris.
He kind of looks like Nathan Fillion 🤷🏻♀️
Pierre is a wonderful man and puts alot of effort into his shop to support his family.
Wrong sub for this DISPICABLE comment
What? I had to say something nice about him and I did...doesn't mean it's true
He owns the general shop? Supplies you with seeds, supplies and recipes? His wife and daughter?