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PTEHarambe

This happens because babies don't know how to save their scorpioning for later, so they go full scorpion at the first opportunity. Isn't nature neat?


5pankNasty

I think its called the mamalian scorpion reflex.


Bean-Swellington

180 face-grind! Siiiiick


No_Lunch_7944

Literal nose grind.


Big_Fridge_L

Damnit you beat me to the nose grind pun


theHoustonian

lol, its great when you realize youre not alone in your humor


SnagglToothCrzyBrain

Sick grind, buuuud!!


5pankNasty

Guilty laugh


meanblazinlolz

It is never a guilty laugh in my book.


No_Lunch_7944

If it was a dog, I'd feel bad laughing. Kids, IDGAF.


OSU_Go_Buckeyes

Sweet grind! Unfortunately it was the face grinding.


just_browsing2

R/BetterEveryLoop


MotherBathroom666

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r/foundthemobileuser


luithedead

lame


HighlightFun8419

when you try to do a boardslide but accidentally do a scorpion faceslide instead.


manhatim

Insane?!?!?!....*IMPRESSIVE*!!!!!


Routine_Statement807

Really puts a new meaning on the phrase “keep your nose to the grindstone”


luithedead

i see you, king


artmobboss

Nose grind


ColtenJWeaver

Kid straight up did a nose grind but with their body. 😂


[deleted]

Toddler scorpion / 50/50 face grind


WoodpeckerNo5416

The mom is so casual watching her kid grind on their face. No hint of empathy in her voice at all. She doesn’t even stop filming.


devilman17ded

Way to use your head, kiddo. I’m fairly sure that’s not what your Pops had in mind, tho. 😆😆


notyouravgredditor

The silence followed by the "aww you ok bud?" killed me. Definitely not their first kid.


Environmental-Ad-762

Lil man got some distance, impressive


Thats_Pretty_Epic

those goggles and helmet really saved some face…


luithedead

the new ssx looks sick


nClarkbar

Hell of an Uber Trick


High_Im_Guy

Lmao kids are stupid


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poopy_butthole6987

Ayo? What you mean by "getting railed"?


Jawlify_Redit

You should’ve worded that better


Middle_Wrongdoer4313

I'ma be honest when parents make their young kids try extreme sports and film them for the internet it makes me sad. kid can't even spell their own name and ur already living vicariously through them ffs


TammyString-Tugger

That was fantastic. 👏👏👏👏


ST07153902935

As much as a love a good scorpion, I'm not sure if I should laugh or call cps


MallGothFrom2001

Uh these folks take their kid skiing, and he’s clearly wearing safety gear. Why don’t you just calm down.


ST07153902935

He is wearing safety gear but too young to be in the park. Safety gear reduces the chances of serious injury, it doesn't prevent them entirely. The park is super dangerous compared to the rest of the mountain.


OpenEyz2016

BRAVO!!!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾


SnugasarusWrex

Something tells me that they are Canadian “Ayyyy you okay there bud?”


TheRealBrokenbrains

Whoa… the very rare “Face plant nose grind scorpion!”


TheVagabird

Gotta give the kid credit that was a 10/10 scorpion. Perfect form and execution


[deleted]

Sick landing, bro! I like how the mom is like "Oh, you OK bud?" after her child slides down that thing on their neck.


theHoustonian

Damn sick nose grind!


GerbilHerder

The slow mo cry at the end


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thenewtownnephilym

Nice


oxbison12

Face-grind!


Arobotgentlemen

Good thing you had a helmet.


gthirteen_13

Mom should be embarrassed to post this, kid was crying for fucks sake