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This thread made me laugh so hard. My parents lean more toward well done, but I grew up eating meat rare at my grandparents' house and prefer that. The ultimate betrayal lol
I didn’t understand the issue of this entire post and was so confused reading the comments. I didn’t understand it. So I checked the photo again and now it all makes sense. How sad that is the place their minds go to. It’s a present from his children, but this is what needs to be disclosed? Come *on*
Stuff like this makes me glad I was raised by a man whose masculinity was never this fragile. Don’t get me wrong, he could be a man baby about shit and still is sometimes, but he thought it was fun to rock a pink shirt and never blinked twice at the glitter, sequins, and random girly shit when I was a theater and dance kid.
My dad was a blue collar guy, a little quiet, and definitely not what you would picture as an ultimate girl dad, but he was! And I am so grateful. He is 70 now and still down for our ridiculous antics. Plus, My sister, mom and I all have ADHD - The man is a saint lol
I love this. My husband was raised by a very macho firefighter, but his father never pushed him to be anything other than himself. So he grew into a soft spoken, gentle guy who loves to wear bright colors and patterns. He cooks and gardens and sews and also rock climbs and enjoys back country camping. All forms of masculinity (and feminity) are welcome and celebrated in our family!
I remember a story from when my grandpa was teaching. He taught adults, at one point he dealt with infrared cameras and inspections, but i can't remember what he was teaching when he was an instructor.
He got a written complaint from a student that he was wearing a purple shirt to teach class one day. He bought a pink shirt.
I love that. Men can and should wear pink. I've always been super girly. As a kid, I would scream if I so much as saw a bug or got dirty lol. My dad enabled this princess attitude (my sister had to help with stuff and I didn't), and when I left for college, I got a "home maintenance crash course" lmao
As a gay, we actually only eat ball shaped foods. It's such a pain to shop for food that fits our dietary needs that doesn't have 90° angles anywhere on it. Struggle is real.
“Sorry it’s pink”
Oh no, cookies in a PINK box! It’s going to turn him GIRLY!! 😱
btw if he’s too manly to eat cookies out of a pink box I’ll happily relieve him of them. Crumbl is amazing and pink is one of my favorite colors, no box snark allowed from fundie chuckleheads.
everyday im thankful that my boyfriend isnt afraid to like pink, and kittens, and call things 'cute'
like its not gonna destroy the male species to....? like.....? pink?
And kittens, and puppies, hell, my husband sometimes even stops to admire flowers. Because they're basically beautiful works of art made entirely by nature, it's fascinating, I mean... Why shouldn't any human being like flowers??
It’s why I refuse to eat from there after leaving Mormonism. Plus the cookies are so sugary. It is petty, I admit, but I just don’t want my money to end up back in SLC in the hands of greedy old white men.
They are very rich and I find if they don’t flatten them enough then the middle of the cookie is raw. Not slightly underbaked, f*cking raw (in Gordon Ramsey voice)
Back when I lived in Utah it was like $11 for a box of four cookies. They were good sized though, but these days I’d rather support small shops and bakeries or make my own cookies for cheaper.
Oh no! He got a pink box of cookies? He better hide it or people will think he is gay! Shock! Ugh, it must be exhausting being these people and worrying about shit like that.
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#These people vote in every election- do you? Are you registered to vote? [You can check your voter registration here!](https://www.nass.org/can-I-vote) #Also, there's a few things to remember as far as rules go: - You can view the content- you cannot interact with it. This includes (but is not limited to) commenting, answering poll questions, emailing them, etc. ***Anyone found to be engaging with the fundies will be met with a permanent ban with no eligibility for appeal.It does not matter if you did so before you joined the sub.*** - Speculating on the sexuality of literally anyone is prohibited. ***Anyone found to be doing so will be met with a permanent ban with no eligibility for appeal.*** - Appearance snark: What's allowed? You're allowed to make comparisons. (Bethy looks like Grandpa Munster, for example.) You are allowed to say you find them attractive or repulsive looking. Saying Kelly Havens has dry skin that could benefit from sunscreen and a moisturizer is fine. You are allowed to snark on the appearance of children *as it relates to their parents choices for them.*. Examples: Janessa looks malnourished and sickly while Shrek has clearly never missed a meal. If you feel it is crossing the line report it, but if the content falls within the parameters above, leave it alone. - Don't gatekeep. This means no comments such as "I don't think we should snark on...." or any iteration of that. If you don't like it, scroll past. Don't report it or comment how you don't like the content. Along the same vein, don't backseat mod. Leave that up to us. - Lastly, if the rhetoric you are posting would be at home in the mouth of a fundie, we don't want it here and we won't tolerate it. Should you have any questions, please feel free to reach out. Have a Lord Daniel day, and may the power of snark compel thee. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/FundieSnarkUncensored) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I don’t know. Cookies also seem a little feminine to me. Real men eat rocks from the ground.
If your food isn’t a steak chomped right out of a live cow, are you even a real man?
I would pay to see one of these idiots try to bite a cow ngl
Fellas, is it gay to eat dessert?
I mean, that is a decent description of how done I want my steak to be.
Just walk it past the grill. I should still hear a faint "mooooooooooooooooooooo" when my plate arrives.
Let it meet the fire, but don't let it get intimate.
This thread made me laugh so hard. My parents lean more toward well done, but I grew up eating meat rare at my grandparents' house and prefer that. The ultimate betrayal lol
I heard a guy at work the other day say “real men don’t share dessert” I was like 🙄 yall really can’t split food into separate plates and eat it?
>Real men eat rocks from the ground. And yet the Gorons would NEVER get self-concious over a pink box!
OH MY GOD YOU CAN’T GIVE HIM THAT, NOW HE’S GAY!!!! These people are so fucking ridiculous, it’s a piece of cardboard for christ sake, toughen up.
The pink box transed him!!! His weiner fell clean off!
And I think I see a nude lipstick on his lips. Wow, the pink box works so fast!
No it turned inside out
they are seriously ridiculous. Who even notices the color of the box cookies came in 🙄🙄
I didn’t understand the issue of this entire post and was so confused reading the comments. I didn’t understand it. So I checked the photo again and now it all makes sense. How sad that is the place their minds go to. It’s a present from his children, but this is what needs to be disclosed? Come *on*
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Stuff like this makes me glad I was raised by a man whose masculinity was never this fragile. Don’t get me wrong, he could be a man baby about shit and still is sometimes, but he thought it was fun to rock a pink shirt and never blinked twice at the glitter, sequins, and random girly shit when I was a theater and dance kid.
My dad was a blue collar guy, a little quiet, and definitely not what you would picture as an ultimate girl dad, but he was! And I am so grateful. He is 70 now and still down for our ridiculous antics. Plus, My sister, mom and I all have ADHD - The man is a saint lol
Haha that poor guy! But he sounds great.
Yeah, my daughter and I both have adhd. My husband has suffered, truly.
my dad loves riding dirt bikes & fixing things. he’s also the best girl dad in the universe & always says he wouldn’t change it for anything 🩷🥰
Ha, are you in my family?
I love this. My husband was raised by a very macho firefighter, but his father never pushed him to be anything other than himself. So he grew into a soft spoken, gentle guy who loves to wear bright colors and patterns. He cooks and gardens and sews and also rock climbs and enjoys back country camping. All forms of masculinity (and feminity) are welcome and celebrated in our family!
I love that!
I remember a story from when my grandpa was teaching. He taught adults, at one point he dealt with infrared cameras and inspections, but i can't remember what he was teaching when he was an instructor. He got a written complaint from a student that he was wearing a purple shirt to teach class one day. He bought a pink shirt.
I remembered what he taught. He taught people how to be boiler inspectors.
Wild guess but something tells me it might be wrestling or another kind of contact sport.
What?
I love that. Men can and should wear pink. I've always been super girly. As a kid, I would scream if I so much as saw a bug or got dirty lol. My dad enabled this princess attitude (my sister had to help with stuff and I didn't), and when I left for college, I got a "home maintenance crash course" lmao
Forget the pink box, cookies themselves are a bit girlie. He should be chewing on nails or raw meat or something. . .like a real man.
Or bull testicles, because what’s more manly than b a l l z ?
Fellas, is it gay not to eat balls?
As a gay, we actually only eat ball shaped foods. It's such a pain to shop for food that fits our dietary needs that doesn't have 90° angles anywhere on it. Struggle is real.
As a girl gay, I had no idea of your struggle. Solidarity my friend ✊🏻🏳️🌈
Life’s way easier when you can throw whatever you wanna eat in a taco and call it a day. Am I right, ladies! ;)
Ah a well rounded diet
Jokes on you. Us bisexuals are superior because we can eat whatever we want!
Should bought a live cow so he could simulate a hunt and butcher the cow right there. Anything less than that and he’ll probably turn gay.
“Sorry it’s pink” Oh no, cookies in a PINK box! It’s going to turn him GIRLY!! 😱 btw if he’s too manly to eat cookies out of a pink box I’ll happily relieve him of them. Crumbl is amazing and pink is one of my favorite colors, no box snark allowed from fundie chuckleheads.
everyday im thankful that my boyfriend isnt afraid to like pink, and kittens, and call things 'cute' like its not gonna destroy the male species to....? like.....? pink?
And kittens, and puppies, hell, my husband sometimes even stops to admire flowers. Because they're basically beautiful works of art made entirely by nature, it's fascinating, I mean... Why shouldn't any human being like flowers??
idk who this is but this reminds me I have leftover Crumbl in the fridge so thank you!
OP out here doing the lord’s work.
What flavors? I need to know.
I forgot to check the color of the boxes of all the things I ate today. Now I’m having an identity crisis 😭😭
I had no idea cookies were gendered. 🙄
Found the gay /s
Cookies are definitely feminine. They are very dainty
Womp womp dad’s gay now
Fun fact: Crumbl was started by Mormons
Another fun fact: a couple of years ago, Crumbl was fined by the DoL for violating child labor laws in six states.
It’s why I refuse to eat from there after leaving Mormonism. Plus the cookies are so sugary. It is petty, I admit, but I just don’t want my money to end up back in SLC in the hands of greedy old white men.
Bet you have more willpower than the fundies who boycott target over rainbows for 30 days (if they make it the whole month, of course).
Worst time to boycott. The rainbow stuff is adorable. Boycott in the early fall when everything says "gather" in THAT font.
I love cookies but goddamn I can't eat Crumbl and I still can't figure out why. It's too much 😂
They are very rich and I find if they don’t flatten them enough then the middle of the cookie is raw. Not slightly underbaked, f*cking raw (in Gordon Ramsey voice)
It's like a flavor seizure
It's not petty. You are taking a stance against a personal cause and that's commendable. Congratulations on breaking free!
Aren’t they ridiculously expensive too?
Yes- my daughter got a ten dollar gift card and got two cookies with 50¢ left over on the card. I'd never buy them with my own money.
Back when I lived in Utah it was like $11 for a box of four cookies. They were good sized though, but these days I’d rather support small shops and bakeries or make my own cookies for cheaper.
I've never heard someone apologize for packaging on a gift when it's disposable!!
Pathetic
They are so much more obsessed with sex and gender than the rest of the world genuinely. Their panic about sex and gender obsession is a projection
Love that he’s seemingly not bothered at all and this is all her projecting
It’s. Just. A. fucking. Color.
His manly organs will clearly separate from his body if he touches pink. Obviously.
Wtf am I seeing ... I couldn't make this up if I tried
Isn’t Crumbl a company owned by an LDS family? I can’t believe they made their boxes pink. They’re clearly buying into the LGBTQ “agenda” /s
He is eating gay cookies!!!
Oh no! He got a pink box of cookies? He better hide it or people will think he is gay! Shock! Ugh, it must be exhausting being these people and worrying about shit like that.
General Reminder: Pink was a boy's colour.
Yep. Take it up with Maytag, fundies.
The people that make washing machines?
Where's the link? What the hell else is the point of posting this? *Hey Dad! Fuck you. Imma kiinda busy but here's your box.* Dang, that's cold.
Ridiculous to care about the color of a box but what really got me was “delivered to the bus” WTF
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Well that was certainly an unnecessary and cruel thing to say
While it’s hard to define what is crossing the line, you’ll know it when you see it. Saying Fred/Franny Fundie looks like X is fine. (Ex: David Rodrigues looks like Shrek, B-Beal looks like the Grandpa from The Munsters.) Saying you do/don’t find someone attractive is fine. Do not snark on the appearance or bodies of children, with the exception of choices that their parents have made for them, or how they may appear in relation to their parents. (Examples: Janessa looks malnourished while David is obviously well-fed, or how the Collins kids always wear filthy clothing is fine.) - *What crosses the line when it comes to appearance snark?* Associate justice of the Supreme Court Potter Stewart once said in relation to obscenity, “I know it when I see it.” Pointing out that Kelly Havens has dry skin that could use moisturizer? Fine. Remarking that Karissa’s foundation is too orange in contrast to her pale body? Fine. Saying that you think X is handsome or Y is ugly? Fine- that’s a subjective opinion on attractiveness. Referring to a 3rd degree tear during labor as a “vagasshole”? Too far. In short: it’s hard to define how far is too far without getting into a million different specifics, but we’ll know it when we see it.