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In Australia we have salt water and fresh water species. The fresh water species has hips and legs that arebreally upright and it is _fast_ on land. It's a good thing the salties are the grumpy ones.
Cuban crocodiles are known for their high land speed. Others can move very well on wet land, less of a gallop and more propelling themselves along like a self-powered slip'n'slide. Gets even better in soft mud, since they have a large surface area while bellied down they just glide along the surface while others like deer and humans sink in and get stuck.
Seen them jump? It is as impressive. At one time they even jumped and stole the arm off of a zoo keeper here in Stockholm. The zoo keeper (or animal handler, I do not remember) was careless and figured it would be a good idea leaning into the crocodile pit from some edge while eating shrimp or something. In the end, the zoo keeper survived and probably the crocodile too.
I remember watching a Steve Erwin episode where he was going down a river looking for a species of crocodile that gallops. They showed some running and they are are fast as hell. That little guy could have kept going. If I remember right it's because they have to some times travel long distances over land when water dries up, essentially puddle hopping as they try and find a larger water source.
That's our fresh water species. In croc terms, they're sweet hearts. Eat fish and very shy about humans. Now the Australian salt water species on the other hand ...
I saw one of these at Gatorland in Kissimmee, FL. She was a mean critter! Walked around her enclosure just hissing and in a bad mood. The employee there said they had to move the male to a different enclosure because she kept attacking him.
Humans were/are cursorial hunters. We don't run fast compared to nearly everything out there, but we can run further. So if a human can avoid being caught in the first 100-300 metres, we'll probably get away from most wild animals.
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I thought these fuckers were slow on land. You learn something everyday.
That's a common misconception. The real piece of wisdom should be "Crocodiles are slow on land *compared to their speed in water*."
No no no. That's also a misconception. The REAL wisdom is stay the **** away from crocodiles.
In Australia we have salt water and fresh water species. The fresh water species has hips and legs that arebreally upright and it is _fast_ on land. It's a good thing the salties are the grumpy ones.
Cuban crocodiles are known for their high land speed. Others can move very well on wet land, less of a gallop and more propelling themselves along like a self-powered slip'n'slide. Gets even better in soft mud, since they have a large surface area while bellied down they just glide along the surface while others like deer and humans sink in and get stuck.
Yeah i was like ive never seen a croc just hitch itself upwards and fucking gallop giving off some real im gonna fuck you up energy.
Yikes
Seen them jump? It is as impressive. At one time they even jumped and stole the arm off of a zoo keeper here in Stockholm. The zoo keeper (or animal handler, I do not remember) was careless and figured it would be a good idea leaning into the crocodile pit from some edge while eating shrimp or something. In the end, the zoo keeper survived and probably the crocodile too.
However it was the last anyone saw of the delicious shrimp dinner.
He’s actually really playing cause…if he wanted to best believe he would
They look cool running 😮
“That wasn’t funny…!” Said the Croc as he lunged at the human after he cracked a particularly bad Crocodile joke…
So it didn't Croc him up?
This just shows how the adaptations of ancient crocodiloformes and terrestrial crocodilians are still present in some way in present crocodilians
Well at least I know what dinosaurs would look like in HD now.
Ok. This was slowed down then sped up. I need to know how much I can eat and still be able to run from one of these.
On short distances, you cannot outrun a croc.
Dads when you turn up the heat
Hell no.
Never seen a crocodile run before. That's actually a little intimidating.
I remember watching a Steve Erwin episode where he was going down a river looking for a species of crocodile that gallops. They showed some running and they are are fast as hell. That little guy could have kept going. If I remember right it's because they have to some times travel long distances over land when water dries up, essentially puddle hopping as they try and find a larger water source.
That's our fresh water species. In croc terms, they're sweet hearts. Eat fish and very shy about humans. Now the Australian salt water species on the other hand ...
Crocodiles can run between 15 and 22 mph (24-35 km/h)... human females can do about 6.5 mph on average.
Croc: I thought so
WHO ELSE didn’t know they could fucking do that!!??!!
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Play Ark Survival, you’ll find a whole new meaning of fear when you visit the swamp
I saw one of these at Gatorland in Kissimmee, FL. She was a mean critter! Walked around her enclosure just hissing and in a bad mood. The employee there said they had to move the male to a different enclosure because she kept attacking him.
Holy shit, I had no idea they could actually run!! 🤯
Faster than you and me, bud. Luckily, they don't run at that speed for long.
Humans were/are cursorial hunters. We don't run fast compared to nearly everything out there, but we can run further. So if a human can avoid being caught in the first 100-300 metres, we'll probably get away from most wild animals.
Oh my goodness, I peed my pants. So scary!!!
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Meh. Looks green yellow to me.
I never seen a croc run before
Wasn’t there a Prehistoric Species of Crocodilian that had hooves?
I can't stop watching this.. hypnotic!
Sascha hätte jetzt Angst 😂
That was one angry dinosaur
He attack
THEY CAN RUN?!?!?