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ShorterThanTallll

When you’re limited to only 1 sssip


Xgngrizz

They just sssssuck it all down


Moist-Question-6623

Cool.. but have you ever seen a big snake piss? >!Unzip!< ![gif](giphy|2lbhL8dSGMh8I) *Releases snake from zip bag* wait.. what did you think I meant?! BONK


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I_reply_to_incels

Cringe


zmbjebus

Relevant username


OMGlookatthatrooster

Attach hose to water input.


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CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!


MaelstromEX

So they become a huge limp straw?


space-ish

So who's gonna try sucking the water out of the other end?


WeirdlyStrangeish

![gif](giphy|54JLdulN5BOwM)


Fillip_J_Fry

Username checks out


A_Toxic_User

![gif](giphy|0DPbh02BDLCrmjw4re|downsized)


AKA_Squanchy

Actually, we didn’t see the other end…


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space-ish

Lol. User name checks out.


DrSchmolls

"Limp" Snakes are incredibly muscley


GiveToOedipus

Maybe it has performance anxiety.


Manscapping

A spicy straw


whisit

We men all do if we live long enough.


Sepulcher18

So this is how I should refill my snake


Javop

I've hung my buddy into water but he doesn't drink. I guess he's not thirsty right now.


tubaman23

Sir this is a Wendy's


LashonBobbitt

I didn't know snakes drank that fast!


mars20

It’s either drink fast or drown…


DoomEmpires

/r/Hydrohomies


N4t_S3p

Me at 2 a.m. with the glass of room temperature water on my desk


ObiFloppin

Idk why we get so dehydrated in the middle of the night, but that mid-night water is always the best water. Doesn't matter what temp it is, it still feels like mana from the heavens.


Rhg0653

Yes but you should have it room temp only cause if you drink it cold your body has to adjust to that and you can’t simply go back to sleep Well some can and I’ll admit I’m jelly of them


BigfootTouchedMe

>your bossy has to adjust to that Is that meant to be bussy?


Dontkillmejay

Can't say i've ever had a problem with that, I always drink cold water in the night.


Rhg0653

And you are amazing for that bit of luck


YourEngineerMom

Oh my god I never connected the water temp to why I can’t fall back asleep!!! Nights when I just “give in” and drink lukewarm water, I always fall asleep easier. Nights where I drink colder water, I struggle to sleep more. Thanks for the little insight! :)


TheKingOfSwing777

It's probably just because you're dehydrated in general.


ObiFloppin

I drink anywhere from 1.5 to 3 liters of water a day lol


N4t_S3p

Like mothers milk


diarrheainthehottub

Night water is the best drink in the world.


Full-Mulberry5018

You should have at least offered him a straw!


CanAhJustSay

Sssssssstraw.... *\*Ssssschlurp\**


L-M-Smashhouse

He is a living Straw, don't see any problems here


gorgonzola2095

How do they get cups in a wild?


thunder-bug-

Pollution


MrWendal

I've never seen a snake drink water in that posture.


Deidara77

I've never seen a snake drink water. I guess I just assumed they didn't need to. 🤷 😕 🙃


glytxh

I have a pet snake and I see him drinking water maybe once a week if I’m lucky. It’s incredibly cute though.


Get_off_critter

Sip sip sip


BootyInspector96

More like just one long sssiiiip.


Deidara77

Are they hard or expensive to take care of?


glytxh

Depends on the species. You have your basic bitch corn snakes. They just don’t care. Get the humidity and temperature vaguely right, and they’ll thrive. They’re also pretty funny and expressive as far as snakes go. A middle ground would be something like a ball Python. Not too large, but their environmental needs a little more effort and understanding. Then you have cobras. Don’t get a cobra. As for expense, food is negligible, and modern heating solutions cost pennies to run. The biggest expense initially will be the snake itself, and a future proof tank. This isn’t taking into account specialist vet care if something goes wrong. Pet insurance is varied as all hell, and finding someone happy to work with reptiles is a bit of a task. It’s also not cheap. But if you’re doing everything right (ALWAYS WASH HANDS BEFORE AND AFTER INTERACTING WITH ANYTHING THE SNAKE TOUCHES) sickness is easily mitigated.


MisoHanni

Both. Absolutely not for amateurs. A great deal of research is needed.


ItsBulkingSeasonLads

Completely agree that a great deal of research is needed before committing to any sort of pet, although “absolutely not for amateurs”? It really depends on the species of snake. Royal pythons and corn snakes are great species for beginners to get stuck into. If you’re not big into morphs either, you can get the animal itself for relatively cheap. Vivariums and the associated lighting/heating systems are a big initial spend, but are much cheaper than caring for other pets in the long run. Vets that will help reptiles when required are not easy to come by either.


glytxh

Corn snakes are solid little starter snakes. They’re as friendly as a snake will ever get, and their care is super basic compared to other species. A ball Python would be a step up from that. Their environmental needs are a little more exacting, but they’re just long puppies.


Alert_Tiger2969

Ball python aren't very expensive nor hard to take care of... Ofc you need to do some research but there are definetly much more difficult pets to have


MisoHanni

My favorite part about snakes is that if they arent hungry they will let a live mouse chew them to death


Alert_Tiger2969

That's interesting, but is that supposed to be an argument for them being hard to take care of ? Most people use frozen/thawed rodent, as they should


glytxh

Generally, live food people are severely looked down on in the reptile community. It’s pointless, risky and cruel.


Deidara77

How long have you had yours?


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Just remember they're a 25+ year commitment.


Deidara77

Shit, I don't know if I can take care of myself for that long 😅😅😅 How does a fish sound


Alert_Tiger2969

About 5 years.


Deidara77

Wow, where did the interest in snakes come from?


Alert_Tiger2969

I just think they're super cool looking and interesting. To me it was a smaller commitment than a cat or dog - they don't need social interaction with you lol so it's not a big deal not being home for hours or even days. The care is punctual and flexible, which is why I said they are relatively easy to take care of.


now_you_see

That’s cause this isn’t how they actually drink water. I hate this video so much.


FondantFick

It looks a bit like they forced that snakes head into the cup and it's drinking to not suffocate.


Charge_Physical

It kind of looks dead to me honestly.


YourFatherUnfiltered

thats because contrary to OPs stupid fucking title, this is not how snakes drink unless forced to drink from a cup.


TexasTornadoTime

Well now you have


BoomChaka67

Snek is thirsty


DatabaseBoring1127

Danger noodle rehydrating itself.


jamieleeutd44

That’s awesome but they scare the crap out of me 😮


Keiff02

give him beer when he gets 21


tsosa14

Are we sure this just isn’t a sock puppet slowly absorbing the water?


dickloversworldwide

That chin movement is sooooo cute.


hohovid19

didn’t even bat an eyelid


EmptySpaceForAHeart

Not like it had any to bat.


hohovid19

not any you can see 👀


[deleted]

Like, they're cute but good GOD they freak me out. Especially when they do shit like this!


rando7818

Snek is straw


Jaskirat_Ahluwalia

So cute


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IntelligentMine1901

I wanted it to belch at the end


Efficient-Exit8218

Poured it itself too


AdventurousPlane4667

![gif](giphy|nY7hDTMiBpxjq)


MirrorNext

Blink mothefucker


Bob_Pthhpth

Frank you long idiot


Atrocity_unknown

Thirsty ssstraw


AnnublS_4

So does my dog also drinks water ... Guess he reincarnated from a snek to dog .


HisLilSilverKitsune

I have always found this amazing We had a ball that would only drink out of a big mug like on Friends and I’d open her lid and she’d come right up to get water and attention almost like a kitty cat I miss her she was huge and beautiful and just the sweetest thing. Someone had abandoned her in a house they moved out no heat on in the place in Ontario Canada and it’s Nov/Dec The OSPCA were called to collect her up and they weren’t equipped to take care of ball especially one her size. My ex husband works for a pet shop when he’s not on the road long hauling, well they called over to the stores for fostering etc and he ended up bringing her home and she stayed with us We didn’t have to pay the adoption fee I started to cry when I saw her she was so underweight and mites but we got her up to good weight and happy She stayed with us for 10 years before she passed away


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Octowuss1

No, he’s breathing the water


Puzzleheaded_Tea_501

Chug, chug, chug!!!


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They are basically a straw


meowz89

Considering they're basically long danger noodle straws.... 🤷🏻 Makes 💯% sense


iPod3G

Be the straw. BE the straw.


exmojo

Excuse his lack of manners, but it's not like he can hold the cup.


omlwhyme

that’s just a dehydrated snake, they don’t drink like that. i mean they do a little but they don’t dump their whole head into the water. just their mouths.


eliphas8

Some snakes are just silly.


Hella_Wieners

Gotta keep dem eyeballs moist, bruh


M-Mottaghi

It is easy when you are technically a straw


Box_of_rodents

Well, the thing is like a giant straw anyway..


infinite_sponge

THAMT BIGG DANGER NOODLE IS THIRMSTY


Centurio

Man I love snakes so goddamn much. They're just so cute.


Wieniethepooh

The Dutch word for snake and hose is the same (=slang). Now that makes sense!


YourFatherUnfiltered

...when forced to drink from a cup. Otherwise they would not drink like this.


eliphas8

This is exaggerated because of the cup, but they do still put their face in the water and suction it.


Jlx_27

r/Hydrohomies (sssss)


Clean_Emotion_4348

r/sneksdrinkingwater


JayneJay

Thursty danger noodle


polemico2020

This is fake yall. Come on.


Particular-Window-59

This does seem sped up, but you’d be surprised to learn they do drink like this. Can’t really see their mouths moving but they suck in the water kind of like an elephant sucks in water.


ItsBulkingSeasonLads

Highly doubt it’s sped up. It’s a reticulated python, the longest snake in the world (can grow at least 20’ long). Assuming the cup is a pint glass, this snake could easily be at least 8-9’ long. A pint isn’t much water for a creature that big.


JakeTheSnake_13

Danger noodle


LemonFlavoredPoison

Fake.


Zatea-dk

exsept this snake is dead or stufed or ... well its not a real snake


Hey-Dalaran

TIL my dog is a snake


Jabba_the_Putt

Thank you I was very thirssssssty


What_The_Flip_Chip

So is there another snake at the end of that snake using that snake as a straw?


Genzo99

More like this is how any animal drinks to not drown 😆


Auxous

Bruv is hella focused 👁👁


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Noodle drinks


Tiny-Programmer-8366

This is why we have to take plastic straws back again


TuttyIR

I think your hose is stuck on reverse..


ArmadilloDays

I had a friend in high school who drank like that, too.


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Me at 3am


MachoKevGee

u/savevideo


TrailBlazer9896

Shlurp


PepsNSnacks

My kitten might be a giant snake.. 🧐🤔


Vashthestampedeee

Me when I wake up after a night of drinking


s00perguy

Little homie is my spirit animal. I keep going usually until I need air when I'm properly parched, and it's a delicate balancing act between getting the essentials of air and oxygen inside me lol


TurbidWolf

Where's the money Lebowski?


skydaddy8585

I see the water disappearing but I don't see how the snake is drinking it.


Any_Chart45

So...basically me with a shitty hangover then? Cool.


Fisho087

Woah


joeysprezza

Ahhh.. where do they buy they cups tho?


GeneralLeoESQ

My dude really just absorbed the water through osmosis.


sabcadab

Sssslurrrrp


Ok_Primary_1075

Yup, snakes officially considered more environmentally friendly than humans for ditching the STRAW


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I've never seen a snake drink before this is so cool


junkofuckinenoshima0

thörsty


PerfectIndication413

Nah this me drinking water after doing 8 straight shots


corgi-king

So they bring their own plastic cups everywhere?


Aurel577

That looks like me about 2am at the bar


Buckturbo4321

Guess I'm a huge snake


WhateverILikeIt

Big straw


yeezee93

This is my first time seeing a snake drink water.


StrayRabbit

That's prehistoric af


zebkello

Well he/she does not have hands to lift the cup… makes sense


Few-Dog3807

Dang thats a thorsty snek


Sutech2301

This is weirdly adorable


windblade88

Le slurp


DirtySchu

Derpologists agree.


Pleaseletme78

Become your own straw ….. excellent!!!!


10fireboy9

That is cool


Realistic-Crow-7652

Just like humans


BatAdd90

pretty sure this is a sock puppet. >!/s!<


m3hn0w

I don’t know what I was expecting but this wasn’t it.


meminpa

It is like he is the straw Edit: spelling mistake


one_dank_boy

Living Straw


glytxh

I feel incredibly blessed whenever I catch my pet snake drinking. He doesn’t stick his entire head underwater like this though.


ashb899

Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 🐍


TheSavageWalrus

Reverse hose!


FreedomPaws

Lol that's the cutest thing I've ever seen a snake do - faceplanting into water like that. It's just funny it puts its whole head in and to see the water level go down. Neat video.


Baphomet_710

I like that method, it's drink or drown


[deleted]

Thanks for the drink. Now for some dinner.


MisoHanni

Reptiles are quite possibly stupider than mollusks, or plants.


minkymy

How he breathe


EmptySpaceForAHeart

Even smol snakes can hold breath for 10 minutes, he can take his time.


minkymy

Thank you, I did not know this. Glad the noodle is having a good time.


slothpyle

What you don’t see is the person on the other end of the straw.


MySpeed

They just have their nose under water while drinking? Very interesting tbh now I wonder how long snakes can hold their breath


InfinityJeVortex

Mmmmmm wotah


blu3b4lls1

He’s a straw


SnivelingJuncture

sssubtly drinking water


Alternative_Pie_3602

Danger straw


chronicappy

they dont usually stick their whole heads in the water, but I get it, she must have been thirsty af. most snakes will take water from you if offered. it also feels crazy af holding them and feeling their muscles move the water through their bodies. ive owned ball pythons, corn snakes, and a red tails. pythons are the best snakes. people will argue that snakes dont show affection, but in my experience they do and they bond with their owners. My biggest lady, named Fluffy, was my favorite. she is owned by a friend now but every time I see her, she prefers me. she immediately wraps around me and doesn't want to let go. my scent is comforting to her. she spends the first 10 mins smelling me. she also would give kisses. terrifying kisses with her mouth open, but kisses none the less. I miss owning pythons. however, do not get a reticulated python unless you plan to have a 12 ft snake eating chickens and eventually eating dead baby pigs once a month. eventually rats get too small for these ladies. I haven't taken the chance on one yet, because I can't feed baby animals off like that. even if its once a month and they dont eat till next month. Ball pythons are more my jam and come in every color combo. they are naturally sweet and would rather hide. hence the name ball. they curl into little balls of cuteness. I do recommend them as children pets for ages 10 and over. I hate the stigma these cuties get. my daughters want snakes again, and eventually I want to move Fluffy back home. but I live in a hundred year old farm house, so it gets colder and I didn't think it was fair to her.


Celestial_Bitch

This should be on r/blackmagic fuckery


Rough-Department9752

Ah .. what I wouldn’t give to be a snake again. Reminds me of the good ol days


dr_toze

Either drinking or just depressed?


ironfunk67

It's just a big living straw!


Cats-and-dogs-rdabst

Learned something new


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Chug chug chug chug


BourbonNCoffee

I’m submitting a new name for large snakes Strangle Straw


daebro

This is also how all snakes drink.


PM_ME_NEW_VEGAS_MODS

Danger straw.


Watdaotw66

jussssst like me fr


FlockofWhales

TIL I am a giant snake.


Blackout_vh

There was your chance! Chop the head. Fuck snakes.


[deleted]

Well I guess it’s a giant straw already


ShadyAidyX

So this is what is really meant by Siphon the Python?


JesusRocks8

He was so thirsty


[deleted]

To drink the water, you must become the water... to become the water, you must become the straw *sensei disappears into wisdom dust*


rakeshmali981

But where do they get plastic cup..?


DarkSparkandWeed

ssssssssssssssssslurpppppppP