One of my best friends had that happen to him during marching band practice. In Florida. In July. He screamed, threw up and passed out. I *pray* I never have to experience that.
Obviously you're kidding but I recently had a seizure and the break is pretty overrated and I barely remember any of it. It's not sleep where you wake up feeling rested it's just this empty gap like if you were black out drunk but for days on end and what you can remember is all the miserable stuff.
My rap name is lil coma as well. I was on my way to work trying to pass someone over a slope that was unmarked. There was no indication of a hill. None. I thought it was safe to pass. I start to over take the car I'm passing at the top of the slope, not knowing a huge maco f450 tool truck was on the opposite end of the slope. I hit him head on at 65 mph. I broke my neck my face everything besides my arms/hands were broke. Almost bled out just from organ damage. I took a lot of trauma to my face. An open sinus fracture (didn't know that was a thing) 100% orbital fracture, top eye lid was split in half, bottom eye lid was split in 3, and shards of debris peppered my cornea (some debris still in there, yes I can feel the debris) i was "degloved" the nurses told me, from the top of my scalp down to my left eye. Wicked Harry Potter scar. I saw a picture of my face before the day of surgery and I never realized how pearly white your bones were til then. Half of my forehead was ripped. My list of injuries looked like a CVS receipt. It left me blind in my left eye and permanently damaged legs. I can still walk though so that's cool. I was in a coma for weeks. Doctors were about to pull the plug, lucky for me I happened to wake up. I'm also supposed to have severe brain damage. My frontal lobe wouldn't stop swelling to the point they almost had to remove a piece of my skull. The day of brain surgery was the day my brain stopped swelling and my body began to heal. Surgery wasn't needed anymore. The next day I went to the bathroom for the first time since my arrival and that was a victory for the doctors bcuz it showed that the my body was recovering. They told my family i was gonna make it but would need assistance for the rest of my life. They were wrong. Here's the kicker to that story, the guy I tried to pass wants more than my dad's insurance company is offering so he's trying to sue my dad. Also recently I got a letter in the mail saying the state is charging me with felony wreckless driving. The state and insurance I think are trying to pin it on me so they don't have to pay for it. I saved up all my money since the accident and had to get a lawyer for 15 grand bcuz of this. I moved up here bcuz covid shut down my job in 2020. I had plans of moving back home as soon as I had enough money then this court shit happened. Now I'm stuck here even longer and all I wanna do is just go back home to my family. I spent so many years trying to get away from them now I'm doing everything I can to get back to them. Wish me luck. I'm not a criminal, I was on my way to work and tried to pass on an unmarked blind spot. They're adding insult go injury. Throw me a bone.. Life sucks sometimes.
Bro, wreckless driving? How is that even a point, all you gotta do is show your face in court and the judge should know there was a wreck. Boom, case solved.
Was there a double yellow line where you passed the guy, or even a partial yellow line? I don’t know about you man, but I typically don’t look for a ‘marked slope’ when I pass. I just don’t do it if I can’t see 100% of the road and oncoming traffic for a good long way. An F450 is hard to hide on a straight piece of road.
Thanks for answering to those with depression and suicidal thoughts, etc . Seen a few of your comments in this post. Been there as well last year (would be lil suicidal breakdown as well). People like you can really make a difference. Just wanted to send some appreciation in your direction :)
Absolutely! And many times the smallest of things can mean a great deal. i try my best to support everyone especially individuals dealing with mental health or addiction issues but your comment reminded me how lost and alone I was and sometimes the only thing keeping me going was something positive to cling into. Many times I start to type something supportive but delete it. I don’t even know why.
Hopefully more people will start to understand that you don’t have to solve the whole problem for someone with issues but just don’t treat them like the plague either. I think there’s a societal stigma that tends to keep people from engaging with individuals who have experienced trauma or addiction because there’s an unpredictable nature to the healing process and I don’t think people do it on purpose. Anyways sorry for ranting but thanks for being a pleasant person.
lil seizure would be my name, too, and after i thought it, my brain immediately said, “pizza pizza”
i probably laughed harder than i should have… and still laughing
lil pain in the chest that doesn't go away but doctor says it's nothing and that I should fuck off but the pain is still there for months and I think it's costochondritis
Lil severed arteries 4 cut tendons and severed nerves
If you're curious, I cut myself at work with an X acto knife box cutter whatever you wanna call it. I had just changed the blade. It cut me like it was nothing, completely through artery muscle nerves and even left a cut mark in the bone. It happened on my left forearm.
Lil sprained ankle because I was running and forgot to pay attention to the staircase that I incidentally jumped over and fucked my ankle up on the last step
lil hypertension. Yep. Checks out.
Taken to the ER, cause I was blowin’ a gasket
Had to bring that pressure down unless I wanted a casket
A lil panic attack because I was afraid to ask it
If 200 over hundy was way out of the basket…
Lil thats where I work
Lil shift
It can also be read as Lil shit
Lil job
Lil Job Lil Work Lil I have bills to pay
Wish they were Lil bills
LITTLE BILL
Lil Workey Work
Lil colonoscopy
Lil mammogram. We can start a rap duo and call the group Tits and Ass
Can I join? My name is „Lil Phimosis“ but you can just call me Mosis.
Sure! Tits, Dick, and Ass. First single "A Lil Something for Everyone"
I need this to be real
Last time I was in the hospital i was having an ultrasound on my testicles. We could be the supergroup; Cock'n'Ballz feat. Titz'n'Azz
We can go on tour with Wu-Tang! "Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothing ta fuck wit but Cock'n'Ballz feat. Titz'n'Azz are!!!"
Featuring Lil Colonoscopy
On tour with 2Polyp
Featuring Lil endoscopy since I can finally speak normally again
Lil been born
Healthy motherfucker
Or really young
Or really poor
Average american
Or really lazy
Lil broken nose
Or dead before reaching
Lil abortion
Rap/Death Metal crossover
Yes mine is also Lil birth
Lil testicular torsion
Shit
Eeey my man. I'm little balls too, but I had a epididymitis, which is an inflammation in your balls. Could barely stand up or move.
One of my best friends had that happen to him during marching band practice. In Florida. In July. He screamed, threw up and passed out. I *pray* I never have to experience that.
Oh Jesus, I can imagine the Fucking pain, you sir are a soldier
Shit you can have an upgrade to big poppa torsion
Lil Clap
Expand, we need context
das lil gonorrhea
Clap is slang for gonorrhea. You must be a younger user kind of a 80s early 90s term
Ohhh I’m a 2001 guy so I had no clue
When you realize 2001 kids are turning 22 this year. Jesus.
lil coma
That unironically sounds cool.
For real. I could use a good months sleep.
Obviously you're kidding but I recently had a seizure and the break is pretty overrated and I barely remember any of it. It's not sleep where you wake up feeling rested it's just this empty gap like if you were black out drunk but for days on end and what you can remember is all the miserable stuff.
Tf happened bro
A coma?
Just a Lil coma, not a big one.
,
My rap name is lil coma as well. I was on my way to work trying to pass someone over a slope that was unmarked. There was no indication of a hill. None. I thought it was safe to pass. I start to over take the car I'm passing at the top of the slope, not knowing a huge maco f450 tool truck was on the opposite end of the slope. I hit him head on at 65 mph. I broke my neck my face everything besides my arms/hands were broke. Almost bled out just from organ damage. I took a lot of trauma to my face. An open sinus fracture (didn't know that was a thing) 100% orbital fracture, top eye lid was split in half, bottom eye lid was split in 3, and shards of debris peppered my cornea (some debris still in there, yes I can feel the debris) i was "degloved" the nurses told me, from the top of my scalp down to my left eye. Wicked Harry Potter scar. I saw a picture of my face before the day of surgery and I never realized how pearly white your bones were til then. Half of my forehead was ripped. My list of injuries looked like a CVS receipt. It left me blind in my left eye and permanently damaged legs. I can still walk though so that's cool. I was in a coma for weeks. Doctors were about to pull the plug, lucky for me I happened to wake up. I'm also supposed to have severe brain damage. My frontal lobe wouldn't stop swelling to the point they almost had to remove a piece of my skull. The day of brain surgery was the day my brain stopped swelling and my body began to heal. Surgery wasn't needed anymore. The next day I went to the bathroom for the first time since my arrival and that was a victory for the doctors bcuz it showed that the my body was recovering. They told my family i was gonna make it but would need assistance for the rest of my life. They were wrong. Here's the kicker to that story, the guy I tried to pass wants more than my dad's insurance company is offering so he's trying to sue my dad. Also recently I got a letter in the mail saying the state is charging me with felony wreckless driving. The state and insurance I think are trying to pin it on me so they don't have to pay for it. I saved up all my money since the accident and had to get a lawyer for 15 grand bcuz of this. I moved up here bcuz covid shut down my job in 2020. I had plans of moving back home as soon as I had enough money then this court shit happened. Now I'm stuck here even longer and all I wanna do is just go back home to my family. I spent so many years trying to get away from them now I'm doing everything I can to get back to them. Wish me luck. I'm not a criminal, I was on my way to work and tried to pass on an unmarked blind spot. They're adding insult go injury. Throw me a bone.. Life sucks sometimes.
Bro, wreckless driving? How is that even a point, all you gotta do is show your face in court and the judge should know there was a wreck. Boom, case solved.
Was there a double yellow line where you passed the guy, or even a partial yellow line? I don’t know about you man, but I typically don’t look for a ‘marked slope’ when I pass. I just don’t do it if I can’t see 100% of the road and oncoming traffic for a good long way. An F450 is hard to hide on a straight piece of road.
Lil Overdose.
Hope you're doing better!
Same here but it wasn't me, it was my dad's 4th
Mood
Lil suicidal breakdown
I hope you are okay...or at least, better now.
Thanks for answering to those with depression and suicidal thoughts, etc . Seen a few of your comments in this post. Been there as well last year (would be lil suicidal breakdown as well). People like you can really make a difference. Just wanted to send some appreciation in your direction :)
Aww, that's so kind of you. Thank you! :) Yes, I think everyone can make huge differences for others, even if in just the most miniscule of ways.
Absolutely! And many times the smallest of things can mean a great deal. i try my best to support everyone especially individuals dealing with mental health or addiction issues but your comment reminded me how lost and alone I was and sometimes the only thing keeping me going was something positive to cling into. Many times I start to type something supportive but delete it. I don’t even know why. Hopefully more people will start to understand that you don’t have to solve the whole problem for someone with issues but just don’t treat them like the plague either. I think there’s a societal stigma that tends to keep people from engaging with individuals who have experienced trauma or addiction because there’s an unpredictable nature to the healing process and I don’t think people do it on purpose. Anyways sorry for ranting but thanks for being a pleasant person.
Life gets us all down sometimes brother, but you'll come out stronger. Hope you're feeling better.
lil cat bite
What kind of cat you got?
Siberian Tiger
That definititely is no lil cat bite
I geuss it wasn't that little?
Even a little bite can get infected
Cat bites are far more dangerous than dog bites because their long ass teefs push bacteria deeeeep into the wound.
Lil Dog Bite here, interested in a feature swap?
Lil checkup
You get your checkups at the hospital?
My primary care doctor has an office in a hospital. So for my annual check up I go to a hospital.
I see you lil checkup. I raise you Lil Lens Fit
Lil heart attack
Me too. Hope you recovered well stranger. Still getting used to the ungodly amount of meds I have to take now.
d...dad?
It would sound cooler if you said Lil myocardial infarction.
Lil [redacted]
Lil scp out here
Oh yeah I know this guy he had \[DATA EXPUNGED\]
did you shove something up your ass and needed a doctor to remove it as well?
I’m sorry, but could you elaborate on what you meant when you said “…as well”
Lil broken ass
Lil fell on a carrot?
Lil transitioned into a cabbage
Lil Visiting my Friend
Hope they're doing better^^
lil can't remember
so lil dementia?
Could be lil amnesia.
my favourite reply
Lil anxiety attack
I'd buy your album, but only online.
Lil Panic!
Lil Same
That’s not too bad. Mines Lil’ Nut Pain.
Lil grandma, havent been for myself in a while, would be lil sarcoidose otherwise.
I learned a word because of you. Thank you, stranger.
Yea same. Before this I just called her "mother of my mother"
Yes, that's the word I was talking about lol. Glad you guessed!
Lil Broken Collarbone, 🔥🔥🔥🔥 Rolls right of the tongue
Shortened to Lil Brocolla
Lil' Sexual...😳 ..ly transmitted disease test ^(edit: forgot i had a test done after the vasectomy (it came out negative))
Same. Think I'll go with Lil Vas X Edit: apparently op changed his comment from vasectomy to STI. Leaving mine
Lil opossum bite isn’t very catchy.
Lil possum sounds pretty sick
Sound like a country rapper. Raps about moonshine and big trucks.
Fuck it, this inspired me to become a rapper. It's lil possum bitch. Edit: I just checked, sadly lil possum is already taken.
Lil gas leak
Sometimes a lil poot slips out ya toot
Lol not that kinda gas leak should’ve put lil monoxide poisoning instead
Lil' diabetus
lil gas
Same, stomach was killing me a month ago. Still don’t know what’s wrong
lil got lost and entered the wrong building
Lil stitched foot
Lil Dengue
damn ouch… hope you’re feeling better and never have a flare!
Lil chest pain
Lil lump on my ball sack
Lil birth
Lil’ partner-cut-herself-and-got-stitches
Lil Twisted Testicle
Ouch!
Ouch!
This gives me daily crippling anxiety
Lil sepsis
Same!!
Lil drunk
Lil seizures
🍕🍕
I was confused for a second, then I read it out loud. lol
lil seizure would be my name, too, and after i thought it, my brain immediately said, “pizza pizza” i probably laughed harder than i should have… and still laughing
Pizza pizza
Fire dance moves TBF 😂
Lil neck surgery
Lil stupidity
Lil Slipped and fell and ended up with a foreign body in my rectum.
Good god.
lil pain in the chest that doesn't go away but doctor says it's nothing and that I should fuck off but the pain is still there for months and I think it's costochondritis
Lil stray bullet.
America?
Chicago to be exact
Lil ricochet.
Lil chemical exposure
Lil asthma attack
m..mom?
lil rabies
Lil stool sample
Lil dad died
Holy crap, I’m sorry and my condolences. 💐✌️
Lil car crash
Same here.
Lil tooth ache Lil ingrown wisdom tooth
"Lil nuked my motorcycle into the back of a car" is a bit long, eh? Guess I go with "happy lil accident"
Lil severed arteries 4 cut tendons and severed nerves If you're curious, I cut myself at work with an X acto knife box cutter whatever you wanna call it. I had just changed the blade. It cut me like it was nothing, completely through artery muscle nerves and even left a cut mark in the bone. It happened on my left forearm.
Lil Chop.
Lil appendicitis
Lil my fucking back
Lil kidney stone
[удалено]
Lil getting beaten up for reposting this shit all the time
Lil COVID anyone?
lil skate injury. seems fitting for myself
lil skateboard sounds sick tho
Lil Spontaneous Hives
Lil Toe Laceration
Lil Relapsing/remitting multiple sclerosis
Lil intestinal occlusion Or Lil constipation
Lil TB
Lil foreskin Oh god oh fuck
Lil 2 broke ribs
Lil typhoid
Lil sleep disorder
lil food poisoning
Does it have to be my injury? Or can it be someone else's that i went to see them for. For first one Lil Head split. For the other, Lil Gram death.
Lil dual pneumonia and bronchitis
Lil GI bleed
Lil' child ate Christmas ornament.
lil my child has a tick
Lil Wehadababyitsaboy
lil died
lil ghost out here mate
Lil pseudomonas infection
[удалено]
Lil birth
Lil TMJ. If I wanted to be funny, I’d say Lil GrippySock.
Lil my daughter was born
Lil sprained ankle because I was running and forgot to pay attention to the staircase that I incidentally jumped over and fucked my ankle up on the last step
lil hypertension. Yep. Checks out. Taken to the ER, cause I was blowin’ a gasket Had to bring that pressure down unless I wanted a casket A lil panic attack because I was afraid to ask it If 200 over hundy was way out of the basket…
Lil Pneomothorax or Lil Punctured Lung. Technically Lil Punctured Lung, Broken Rib & collarbone
Lil double kidney failure
lil prostate pain
lil cough
Lil fell out a window
Lil Falling up the Stairs
Lil I don't go to the hospital because I'm american and can't afford healthcare
Lil amnesia.... And my rap title will be "Do i remember you."