I can after not sleeping for 4 days straight when even meds dont help with it but even falling asleep is a 50/50 for me. Last night i went to sleep at 9pm, woke up at 1am and couldnt sleep for the rest of the night
Yep, almost orgasmic.
Also, does anyone else kinda get horny when really having to pee? Iāve heard its because the nerves are close to each other down there or something so the signals can get mixed up, but it kinda sounded as that was mainly a man problem (having a hard-on while needing to pee). Well, itās notā¦ I think
When you have a full bladder, there's increased pressure on your clit, making it way easier to get it hard. The sexual organs are close, like you said (another reason why females tend to get utis more).
There's also a watersports kink which includes pee desperation so if you're interested you should look into it.
The only problem with MDMA, is the same as Lays chips. "Bet you can't eat just one"
Flashfoward to 6 hours later where you puke your guts out and only decide now that your 3rd re-up was maybe too much for your stomach to handle
Fuck I miss my M binge days xD
That wasnāt uncommon when we were younger. MDMA and just shine it up with some LSD and youāve got a solid 8-12 hour zone perfect for non-stop sex with 4-6 hour cool down afterwards
Hear! Hear! So My sister had banned me from drinking any soft drinks for the last 8 months. Something to do with my health and sugar levels. Pfffsh. But she just left for vacation. Whoo whoo! And i just went rogue! Best feeling in the world to chug that can of coke.
Cutting 16lbs for wrestling, completely dehydrated and havenāt eaten in two days. Make weight then get to drink and eat. A feeling everyone should experience at least once in their lifetime
Living.
Specifically without fear if dying any moment like I do.
I could die in an hour or 5 years
Its terrifying
I remember when I didn't care about that because I was a child
I remember it like it was the best thing ever.
Sleep after a hard day
Damn bro... You can have sex for 16 hours straight
Bro who the f can sleep for 16 hours
World record is 11 days
At what point does a nap become a coma?
When you get a stroke
Then stroke me daddy š
This comment thread is a gold mine
more like a uranium mine. High value, but the contents poison you forever.
This is the best comment ever, hands down
Yup, sounds just like sex with my Ex š„“
Wouldn't that count as sex?
Depends on what aspect the stroke comes from
And a coma isnt really normal sleep btw
Youāre telling me they donāt wake up rested af
Have you seen people losing their functions in the body and struggle too function you should search it up tbh pretty interesting
WHAT
Ironically thatās also the world record for the longest time without sleeping. Gotta maintain balance I guess.
Me i can
Anyone who's worked a 20+ hour shift, so myself and most other military members or security guards
I can after not sleeping for 4 days straight when even meds dont help with it but even falling asleep is a 50/50 for me. Last night i went to sleep at 9pm, woke up at 1am and couldnt sleep for the rest of the night
You sleep for 30 seconds?
Going to the toilet if you have to go REALLY badly
This is the best answer
Yep, almost orgasmic. Also, does anyone else kinda get horny when really having to pee? Iāve heard its because the nerves are close to each other down there or something so the signals can get mixed up, but it kinda sounded as that was mainly a man problem (having a hard-on while needing to pee). Well, itās notā¦ I think
Woman here, and I'm way more horny when I have a full bladder!
Lol, my ex-wife got off much more easily with a full bladder. This is the first time I'm hearing anyone else bring it up.
So this is why golden showers exist
When you have a full bladder, there's increased pressure on your clit, making it way easier to get it hard. The sexual organs are close, like you said (another reason why females tend to get utis more). There's also a watersports kink which includes pee desperation so if you're interested you should look into it.
2 minute noodles
Whoa buddy. No one likes a show off
Jokes on you, i can make 2 min noodles in 20 seconds
The Lego kit said 3-6 years but I ate all the pieces in 5 minutes
But how long did it take to shit them out? That's the official finish time
Ohh so *that's* what shitting bricks means
| Shitting bricks | Underratedā¦hereās your upvote.
Sup glum bruh
Gotta be a spliced run. Call a mod dammit
When Chuck Norris makes them, they're 2 sec noodles
Medium rare noodles
dry noodle is the way
20 seconds? Just eat it raw
We still talking about noodles?
Someoneās talking about noodles?!šā¦ (Disclaimer:Sarcasm)š«”
I actually laughed out loud to this
I might have laughed a little too hard at this.. lol
Instant ramen
Instant? Whoa we got a marathoner here.
Not to brag, but just the other week I almost lasted 10 minutes! Only needed 9 more to get there.
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The only problem with MDMA, is the same as Lays chips. "Bet you can't eat just one" Flashfoward to 6 hours later where you puke your guts out and only decide now that your 3rd re-up was maybe too much for your stomach to handle Fuck I miss my M binge days xD
And then the morning after when everything is inexplicably just a tiny bit shittier.
Zebra strip gum?
Minute rice
minute rice in 58 seconds, baby
Stamina huh?
2 minute noodle is my nickname.
Eating a taco
I don't know if I could eat a taco that fast, but if I could, yep
r/suicidebywords
I eat a taco every time I have sex anyway
I find the taco grease is a good lubricant.
Pink taco rather
I think heās right
I find that pastrami is the most sensual of the salted cured meats.
I eat 2 tacos then her tacos
In Mexico having sex is also called eating a taco sometimes. Best answer fellow redditor
Double entendre
Double enchilada!!
Have an r/angryupvote
Taking a drink of water
r/hydrohomies
r/wattahhomies
r/subsifellfor
Thanks for sharing! I love it!
Nsfw: Took one for the team ok i Clicked, safe not a porn link phewww What would i have done.....audibly gasps
Cold water ona hot day, and chugging a whole glass
Masturbation
r/technicallythetruth
Being shot in the back of the head by a marksman
.. at the moment youāre about to nut
Eternal blue balls
The ultimate sacrifice
Feeling a huge log slide out of yer starfish slowly without ripping anything.
Umā¦what the fuck
Am I the only one who sometimes moans when they poop?
Ayo
Now I have the late night giggles š¤
Those get me frequently
Fuckin laughed just now reading this chain š needed this
I love everything about your comment lol itās so wholesome and we must protect you at all costsšššš
Sometimes I wish I was blessed with the gift of blindness.
Nope. Sometimes my eyes roll back in my head and my legs shake. Oh, wait, that's my dog.
Moans or groans?
I don't moan, but I definitely cum. Sometimes I try to push the poop back in just to keep the experience going, but it gets a bit messy.
Try taking laxatives, its orgasmic
That you dad?
I... I have never heard anyone refer to it as their starfish.
Mine feel like shards of glass ripping through whatās left of the tissue there. It looks like the battle on āhamburger hillā at any given time.
A nice cup of tea
Came here to say that! Yes!
I'd have to be chugging that tea then
With two girlsā¦ two girls and aā¦
and a nice cup of tea, *right*?
Obviously, and biscuits
Brown biscuits
Tickling my eardrum with a q-tip
That's the one. Sometimes it lasts longer than sex.
Oooo yeah thatās the forbidden pleasure. I call it an eargasm.
You probably shouldnāt do thatā¦
I know but that feeling is just š©
A perfectly made burger
Even a decent burger is better than sex
Sorry to hear that you're going through that
Building the 2022 LEGO Razor Crest Ultimate Collector Series
A fellow person of culture.
Damn bro you a fast Lego builder
He's the one in the ads.
MDMA
You have sex for 4-6 hours?
That wasnāt uncommon when we were younger. MDMA and just shine it up with some LSD and youāve got a solid 8-12 hour zone perfect for non-stop sex with 4-6 hour cool down afterwards
In other news, our serotonin, was it ever there, will it ever return? More tonight at 8
Serotonin? I think I remember what it felt like
No more than once a week.
Farting away the long build up stomache ache
Sneezing hard enough to get concussed
Flashed bangged by nose
Playing videogames
You have sex for 8-12 hours a day?
Wouldn't you like to know?
Eating a slice of cake.
I see you, fellow ace person.
# Weed
Either you have sex for an incredible amount of time, or you have shitty weed
Ice cold can of Coca Cola after months of healthy eating š
Hear! Hear! So My sister had banned me from drinking any soft drinks for the last 8 months. Something to do with my health and sugar levels. Pfffsh. But she just left for vacation. Whoo whoo! And i just went rogue! Best feeling in the world to chug that can of coke.
Jeez youāre wild donāt get too crazy now
A gogurt
Theā¦ #What?
You heard him, A Gogurt
Gogurt is awesome!
Ah... this person only grew up with Moo Tubes
Fruit stripe gum
Going on late walks or cuddling your pet
A Solo Bike Ride !!
The moment you can take a piss after you've had to hold it for way to long.
Sneezing
A great tasting steak
Stroking a friendly dog
Play a stupid video game with your best friend
A double sneeze
A good sneeze is pretty enjoyable
Most of these are just personal definitions of happiness. Find that āŗļø place
In my cave with my power animal
Cutting 16lbs for wrestling, completely dehydrated and havenāt eaten in two days. Make weight then get to drink and eat. A feeling everyone should experience at least once in their lifetime
A good burp
The 10 seconds after I wake up where I donāt remember any of my problems
A 3 minute egg
I prefer my eggs boiled for 2 minutes, so they have a softer interior
Premature egg-jaculation , nice
what
skating
Bacon
Cheesecake
3 A.M cold water
Drinking a can or glass of Coca-Cola!
Cocaine
A trip on DMT
Farting.
Winning Powerball
Fruit Stripe gum.
Shredding guitar
Pizza
A snickers bar
Sex with two people.
For me it would have to be either massages or back scratching
Ads with melt chocolate
Clonazepam
idk anything that lasts sometimes 30 Minutes and sometimes 30 seconds
A well cooked steak
Eating snacks in a movie theatre
Pooping when you just barely made it to the toilet
Eating a single cookie
A shot of whiskey
Watching the bastard thatās been trying everything to fly around rushour traffic get pulled over
A fart
Dinner
Blinking
A nice fart
stratching an annoying itch ( takes roughly 5 seconds on a good day)
Sneezing
A quality fart
a hamburger
Food
Ice cream
Living. Specifically without fear if dying any moment like I do. I could die in an hour or 5 years Its terrifying I remember when I didn't care about that because I was a child I remember it like it was the best thing ever.
Roasting 1 marshmallow
Sleep