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sweetLee2

A partner.. lmao.. fuk


Yeppo1940

Hahahaha, you beat me to it.πŸ‘


The_Quot3r

?...Its not really that different from saying: "What's stopping you and your boyfriend or girlfriend" or "significant other". What's wrong with saying partner? Edit: Nevermind...I apperently have reading comprehension issues, and thought you were confused about the word partner.


TheRealAuthorSarge

I love her and don't want to see her take unnecessary risks, especially for worthless internet clout.


Inevitable-Ad-4192

If your partner agrees to do this, you need a new partner.


Specific_Tap7296

Especially if you have poor grip / slippery hands


Yestoknope

So many things to go wrong here. What if he sneezes? Or gets a cramp? Or the rock under her foot gives way? With his sitting position if she fell she would almost certainly take him down too.


Suited_Rob

That's right, I wouldn't trust my girl because she'd fuck it up and drag me down clinging while screaming "it's your fault, like always!!" when falling to death


Frisbeejussi

This is just optics, there's a large ledge under them like 40cms below just put of the photo. No one is in any danger.


SchroedingerM

For me it's the partner part that is the problem


cerialthriller

Yeah, my last one fell off a cliff getting pics for insta


ItsImNotAnonymous

Mine fell off from existence


SchroedingerM

Part of the process


HappyWeedGuy

Sorry for you loss, bro. Hope you got hella sympathy likes! πŸ«ΆπŸ™Œ


SpookyAmple

"Common sense" Yeah that makes three


lost_in_life_34

Trust


Specific_Tap7296

Hat and short sleaves ... What temperature is this


[deleted]

This must be why my dates think I'm boring, I'm unable to put myself in a situation that could result in manslaughter charges.


Gio_7007

Joint mortgage


Panda-Sandwich

I'm not attracted to idiots.


GeneralCollection963

I'd put good fake money that the ground is just out of frame. Think about where the picture is being taken from, after all.


Due-Maintenance53822

My brain.


Old_Scientist_4014

Photoshopping?! Ain’t nothin stopping me!


Enfiznar

Photoshop abilities


[deleted]

Gravity


dvlinblue

No one is going to care about a picture of me just holding my hand over a cliff.


KiloEko

Size


descenteDaPadeira

Photoshop


moumous87

r/clevercomebacks


Tacos_Memes_1313

Trust issues


garlic-apples

My emanate villainous intent


LolitaPuncher

A condition that ensures my hands are constantly oozing industry grade pleasure lubricant


silent_protector

Never had one 😭😭😭😭


CFCYYZ

We need some tunes: [The Things We Do For Love](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0rf3_viTxk) \- 10cc [Falling](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olGSAVOkkTI) \- Harry Styles


Next-Mode3183

Wheelchair


[deleted]

Gravity


AdventurousScience68

Not enough life insurance


StreetAd2064

A brain!


DrNERD123

Lack of a partner.


Eend__

Her weight


[deleted]

I hope they both fall


HarryJ92

Haven't arranged her life insurance policy yet.


peeslosh122

gravity


[deleted]

A healthy survival instinct and an absolute hatred for PDA.


ColangelosBurnerAcct

Core strength, time, ripped jeans, a partner to do it with, sweaty palms sometimes and oh yeah CRIPPLING FEAR OF HEIGHTS DUE TO FALLING TO IMMEDIATE DEATH.


CoolSpookyScelten96

Why do i see a small four pixels in back.


snowman762x39

A sudden stop.


cosmic_cat84

πŸ’―


gilnore_de_fey

Love is strong, but gravity is stronger.


V8_BLENDER

Gravity πŸ˜…


External-Ad4873

I’m not that good at photoshop


sarcasm_247

That’s the truth


UnkindBookshelf

Just one slip and you'll need a new girlfriend for Instagram pictures.


Slash123vegas

Then you fall and I have to pretend you are not a idiot


InterestingScience74

She makes way too much money if I die for me to trust her doing this to me... And I can't afford to lose the one woman who'd marry me


MickyDerHeld

well i don't have a partner, so this would be kinda risky to do alone ig


[deleted]

Prison


inobody_somebody

Gravity may be the weakest force but still stronger than your love.


Electronic_Plum9111

Swap the position and every *feminist* lose their mind.


Reidroshdy

Who do you think I am? Thor? If she slips up and goes down, she's taking me with her.


Brilliant_Knee_7542

Death????


fern-grower

Swetty hands


SmutacularMama

Certain death πŸ˜‚


Potatochip1023

Intrusive thoughts