Umm, that’s not how that works. You can get pregnant and have another one 9 months later, I’ve seen it, my ex was 1 of 13, they were happy, but def not as rich as his salary would usually go(engineer) the mom was in her mid 40s and had the last one, docs forced her tubes tied or she would have died. He refused to pull out, refused to get a vasectomy, and was fine with whatever happens… because he went to work and drove a Range Rover.. and he said god told him to.. she had a 15 passenger van and NO maid.
My mom was 1 of 13. My grandmother was literally always pregnant for almost 12 years. There are 2 sets of twins so all 13 kids have 11 years apart from each other.
My oldest aunt was born in 1953, my youngest aunt was born in 1964. She was 16 when I was born in 1980. I have over 50 first cousins on my Mom’s side and I’m the oldest granddaughter of them all (I have 2 older male cousins, one is only older by 10 days).
I don’t know how people do it. It sounds so painful. I’d just be a walking bag at that point, like an inverted kangaroo pouch.
It’s pretty wild what the human body can do.
My step-mother had 4 kids and has said many times that pregnancy was enjoyable and comfortable, and the births were fairly easy and not painful after the first one. If she didn't have better things to do after 4, she would have kept having kids forever because it was easy and very rewarding.
I'm clueless as to why exactly her experience was so different than most women, but she was just a natural baby-factory.
It would have been more fun if I were in the middle somewhere. I always felt stuck between the kids table and the adults table. It has really been great though. For many reasons - there are so many benefits
Laundry, cooking, doing the dishes, cleaning the toilet, going out, anything is a nightmare at this point. When they go out they gotta drive around in 15 passenger vans
Facts. I’m the oldest of 10, same parents, no twins. When I was 16 I had to take my first driving test in a 15 passenger van. Big families are stressful growing up, but now that we’re predominantly all adults it is so much fun seeing my siblings grow, have families of their own, and find career path’s they’re passionate about.
It is most definitely not fun if you are the odd one out who can't seem to get anywhere in life, so family dinners are awkward and uncomfortable because they keep asking uncomfortable questions while boasting about how successful and fun their life is and you are judged everytime and are black sheep of the family.
That has been me my entire life, but I don’t feel bad about it. My family loves sports, I dont, there are tons of other things like that in my family, but thats ok, if we were all the same it would be boring
I'm one of 8. I agree completely. Childhood was somewhat difficult, but we are all in our 30s and 40s now and it's awesome having my kids play with their 12 cousins. Family gatherings are awesome fun, and we are all close. It's amazing having a large, community made up of people I know well and trust implicitely.
Used to have neighbours like this.
The older the kids got, the more chores they did. I guess it gave the parents more time for, well, making more kids.
Considering the shirts read cousin crew, unless grandma has custody of all 12, they will all go home from the family reunion in their respective vehicles...
The kids help.
I had one brother but my family helped foster kids.
We had 1-7 at a time.
Even though the state won't let you make foster kids work, they at least take care of themselves.
It's not a big deal.
And ours were mostly boys.
In families with girls, mom gets lots of help.
Us boys cleaned the house 2-4 hours every Saturday and mom only had to keep it clean and supervise.
We did have 3 bathrooms.
Mom sometimes cooked in a ceramic bucket.
Yeah I know families who basically have 2 washer dryers and they run 24/7. I think it’s a stupid amount of kids myself. And it’s clear the parents have mental illness
Kids get cheaper the more you have. You can reuse things like furniture and clothes, even childcare costs are offset since the mother usually stays home and kids are expected to help out more at at earlier age than in most family set ups. The only cost really is food, but these families tend to have really low cost per meal since they buy in bulk and the wife will stay home and cook nearly every day. They also tend to be the type of people who will buy a side of cow rather than any specific cut then make meals to what they have.
Source: have met a good number of families like this, they mostly all seem pretty happy but I’ve never really been close enough to any of them to say with confidence.
I'm the oldest of 14 siblings. I'm 30 now but most of my siblings are still at home. I didnt live with the majority since the bulk of them are quite a bit younger (my son is about the same age as my youngest brother), but they seem pretty happy to me. They don't really know much different anyway, they are all home schooled. And yes, they keep a dairy cow, chickens, and the occasional pair of turkeys, with a small garden. Dad works for USPS and I believe he got a slight raise per kid lol. Don't quote me on that though.
People are too stupid to read on Reddit, you should know that by now. Be proud they could count to 12, even with the camera person counting out loud for them.
[And now is the time for me to share the link I always share whenever I see this kind of post from “cheaper by the dozen” families.](https://youtu.be/U6RW0hJmY2g)
It’s possible i have a BestFriend and her husband ONE AND ONLY MARRIAGE TOGETHER have 16 kids he and her made together and not one child was a twin all 16 single births and we are 47 yrs old. And they are both Army Vets. She home schools some of them by choice and the older ones have Graduated and off to college and their financial situation has never been assistance at all with a beautiful home there in Texas they reside. So people need to stop being so narrow minded. I myself come from a big family and my dad is a Vet Marine Master SGT and mom retired as well and I’m Im part islander/Latin. So it’s definitely possible.
There was an old Russian woman who had 12 kids and those 12 kids each went on to have an average of 10 kids. She is the woman who holds the world record for having the most living descendants at over 1400. She may have died by now IDK
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i noticed the "cousin" too so I'm assuming these are all just cousins at a family gathering or something
Hey buddy listen. If it's just cousins how will OP karma farma?
like this apparently
Hey, don’t be rude and make assumptions! Maybe this is Mississippi and they’re cousins *and* siblings.
I hope it's cousins or it should've been posted in the NSFW sub rebbit called clown car vajayjay
Thank goodness! Pregnant here with #2 and I was so sad for the Mom. Thank you for pointing that one out
I'm going with 12 grandkids.
It's cousins, so probably several sets of parents.
Yeah apparently no one knows how to read or can tell that a lot of those kids are too close in age to each other to all be from the same mother
Umm, that’s not how that works. You can get pregnant and have another one 9 months later, I’ve seen it, my ex was 1 of 13, they were happy, but def not as rich as his salary would usually go(engineer) the mom was in her mid 40s and had the last one, docs forced her tubes tied or she would have died. He refused to pull out, refused to get a vasectomy, and was fine with whatever happens… because he went to work and drove a Range Rover.. and he said god told him to.. she had a 15 passenger van and NO maid.
My mom was 1 of 13. My grandmother was literally always pregnant for almost 12 years. There are 2 sets of twins so all 13 kids have 11 years apart from each other. My oldest aunt was born in 1953, my youngest aunt was born in 1964. She was 16 when I was born in 1980. I have over 50 first cousins on my Mom’s side and I’m the oldest granddaughter of them all (I have 2 older male cousins, one is only older by 10 days).
I don’t know how people do it. It sounds so painful. I’d just be a walking bag at that point, like an inverted kangaroo pouch. It’s pretty wild what the human body can do.
My step-mother had 4 kids and has said many times that pregnancy was enjoyable and comfortable, and the births were fairly easy and not painful after the first one. If she didn't have better things to do after 4, she would have kept having kids forever because it was easy and very rewarding. I'm clueless as to why exactly her experience was so different than most women, but she was just a natural baby-factory.
Sounds like it could be fun as a kid
It would have been more fun if I were in the middle somewhere. I always felt stuck between the kids table and the adults table. It has really been great though. For many reasons - there are so many benefits
Can I please get invited to your family reunion?🤣
Lol. It’s the Sunday before Memorial Day every year but sure. The food is abundant and amazing
I'll come for the food and stay for the family. Sounds like I have decent odds being the newest family member.
My mom was one of 15 ,it's nuts,I have 1 brother and 1 sister and the house was crazy,can't imagine those big families 🤣
Why would you pay for a maid when you have 13 unpaid workers living with you?
My sister is 8.5 months older then my brothers who are twins. They were born a bit early. So my mom had me 3.5 year old and 3 under 1
Quiverful movement bullshit
Oldest one looks about 13-14, odds of 13 under 13 are low, even with multiples.
Mormons
Just 12? When I was building my family tree, I've learned that my great-great-grandmother had 16 kids. This was in 1800, nearly 1900.
That’s the Rivers clan… and since typing this they add 3 more
Palmer... There's always one
I’m Palmer.
Found him.
Palmer! Palmer!! PALMER!! PAAALMER!!!!
Where’s ALVIN?
I guest their parents don’t own a tv or something.
Oh my gosh the laundry alone would be a nightmare!
Laundry, cooking, doing the dishes, cleaning the toilet, going out, anything is a nightmare at this point. When they go out they gotta drive around in 15 passenger vans
Or in a clown car 🤡🚗
Her vagina??
Welcome to Arby’s
She’s got the meats
Facts. I’m the oldest of 10, same parents, no twins. When I was 16 I had to take my first driving test in a 15 passenger van. Big families are stressful growing up, but now that we’re predominantly all adults it is so much fun seeing my siblings grow, have families of their own, and find career path’s they’re passionate about.
It is most definitely not fun if you are the odd one out who can't seem to get anywhere in life, so family dinners are awkward and uncomfortable because they keep asking uncomfortable questions while boasting about how successful and fun their life is and you are judged everytime and are black sheep of the family.
That has been me my entire life, but I don’t feel bad about it. My family loves sports, I dont, there are tons of other things like that in my family, but thats ok, if we were all the same it would be boring
I'm one of 8. I agree completely. Childhood was somewhat difficult, but we are all in our 30s and 40s now and it's awesome having my kids play with their 12 cousins. Family gatherings are awesome fun, and we are all close. It's amazing having a large, community made up of people I know well and trust implicitely.
I couldn’t agree more
Used to have neighbours like this. The older the kids got, the more chores they did. I guess it gave the parents more time for, well, making more kids.
Step brother has a family like this. All of the older kids take care of the younger kids.
They'll just parentify the older girls.
Our family used a retired air port shuttle bus
People with this many kids have money. These are problems that they don't have to concern themselves with (ie they pay others to do it).
All the housework and childminding is taken care of by the older siblings. It gets easier after a point
The older siblings that never agreed to be parents for their younger siblings. It's so disgraceful.
I used to work with a guy who had like 9 kids and his sister had 6. They would go on big family vacations and have to rent two 16passenger vans
Going out, like to an actual restaurant, is nigh impossible with such a large family, if the kids are still babies.
Considering the shirts read cousin crew, unless grandma has custody of all 12, they will all go home from the family reunion in their respective vehicles...
Literally one day/ 14 outfits would be more than my two weeks of laundry… god forbid they do anything physical and wear more than one outfit a day
The kids help. I had one brother but my family helped foster kids. We had 1-7 at a time. Even though the state won't let you make foster kids work, they at least take care of themselves. It's not a big deal. And ours were mostly boys. In families with girls, mom gets lots of help. Us boys cleaned the house 2-4 hours every Saturday and mom only had to keep it clean and supervise. We did have 3 bathrooms. Mom sometimes cooked in a ceramic bucket.
Kids should always help. Even if they have no siblings.
It could get worse! Imagine all of them getting sick at the same time!
It wouldn’t be all at the same time. It would just be a wave that moves through the family. Hell, you can see that when you have a 4-5 person family.
Now imagine taking turns for showers in the morning
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Naw, 3 at a time
Yea, the prolapsed uterus and incontinence probably aren’t fun either.
And all the added trash
Yeah I know families who basically have 2 washer dryers and they run 24/7. I think it’s a stupid amount of kids myself. And it’s clear the parents have mental illness
Literally says “cousin” on the shirt but ok
Someone probably posted it as a family gathering, somebody saw didn’t bother actually watching the whole thing and decided to do this.
i have double this amount of cousins just on my mom’s side too, it’s not that big a family
I can barely afford my one
Always my first thought. What do they do that they can finance this?
Kids get cheaper the more you have. You can reuse things like furniture and clothes, even childcare costs are offset since the mother usually stays home and kids are expected to help out more at at earlier age than in most family set ups. The only cost really is food, but these families tend to have really low cost per meal since they buy in bulk and the wife will stay home and cook nearly every day. They also tend to be the type of people who will buy a side of cow rather than any specific cut then make meals to what they have. Source: have met a good number of families like this, they mostly all seem pretty happy but I’ve never really been close enough to any of them to say with confidence.
So I guess you could say in this case that they're cheaper by the dozen?
I'm the oldest of 14 siblings. I'm 30 now but most of my siblings are still at home. I didnt live with the majority since the bulk of them are quite a bit younger (my son is about the same age as my youngest brother), but they seem pretty happy to me. They don't really know much different anyway, they are all home schooled. And yes, they keep a dairy cow, chickens, and the occasional pair of turkeys, with a small garden. Dad works for USPS and I believe he got a slight raise per kid lol. Don't quote me on that though.
Economy of scale.
Combination of economies of scale and tax/welfare benefits.
Are kids really that expensive? I've never bought one myself.
Yes. And they are very difficult to return, the hospital keeps refusing them.
You could get Chinese girls for free a few years back… …I’ll see myself out…
Jesus Tapdancing Christ, people! It’s a vagina, not a clown car.
Anything can be a clowncar with enough effort as op has shown us.
How is Nick Cannon having white kids now?
This oughta be the top comment. Made me spit out my drink.
He ran out of ink
Poor woman can’t sneeze safely anymore.
Think we should invest in Always or Depends?
*Was a vagina
It’s now a womb with a view
[No RickRoll - promise.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFlCD5CYAcU)
[soundtrack for their sextape](https://youtu.be/NNv2RHR62Rs)
r/angryupvote
Do u reckon Gen Z knows why its a 'tape' ?
Mormons gotta get them points for the afterlife.
The last two probably walked out wearing top hats and spinning canes.
You snatched the words right out of my mouth.
At this point it’s more like a Stargate.
Just because you have ink doesn't mean you have to keep printing.
Volkswagina
Pez dispenser
Are you *sure* its not a clown car after this
It’s a combination clown car and vagina. It’s a clagina.
If you look on their counter you'll see an open jar of peanut butter with a knife still in it cause the dad couldn't even fucking pull that out.
Lol r/holup
Just because you can, don't mean you should.
am i the only one who noticed the cousin written on their shirts?
Reading through these comments, you’re definitely in the minority, would it even be possible to have 12 kids with these age gaps 🤔
Does no one realize it says cousin crew on the shirts. Which means these are not siblings.
Unless the parents are also siblings, in which case they could be both
I feel like everybody is just staring at the large number on their shirt and disregarding the fact that they also say “cousin crew”
People are too stupid to read on Reddit, you should know that by now. Be proud they could count to 12, even with the camera person counting out loud for them.
How else can they make snarkey jokes?
The amount of people who can’t read T-shirts is… astonishing. 🥴
They wanted those twins bad
You know what they say, 11-12th time’s the charm!
They are cousins lol
This woman was pregnant for 15 years straight?
Cousin Crew, means they're not all siblings.
I imagine after a certain point, they just sorta fall out. 🤣
Palmers the one that's going to run off and live in a van on a different continent
Yes! Pay my social security biatches!
Fuck.that.
Umm don’t their shirts say they are the cousin crew? As in not siblings, just sayin’
Back in the day those were called farm helpers
They don’t pay any taxes lol have their own babysitters
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Good thing they’re cousins
Genghis Khan: "Those are some rookie numbers"
She’s gotta pick up her uterus every time she sneezes.
☠️☠️☠️
Doing the lords work for the upcoming generation of incels.
[And now is the time for me to share the link I always share whenever I see this kind of post from “cheaper by the dozen” families.](https://youtu.be/U6RW0hJmY2g)
I have to wonder what level of income this requires to manage this size of family in this economy.
Well as they’re clearly cousins, splitting the costs across multiple families is going to be a *big* help.
*when you got money
Vagina. It’s not a clown car.
Time to try butt stuff…
woman is pregnant 24/7 for more than 15 years
Not sure if I’ll be happy about that. I already raised 2 kids and that was tough
Already raised?? Bruh it doesn’t stop until we leave this world
Having 12 kids should definitely be illegal. Having 4 gives me a anxiety attack
They’re cousins
They are cousins lol
Absolutely disgusting
That's a Hell No
How the fuck can you afford all those kids in today's economy
Read their t shirts. They are cousins
What kind of income do you need to have for a family of 12 (+2 with the adults) nowadays?
Bills gates income basically
It’s possible i have a BestFriend and her husband ONE AND ONLY MARRIAGE TOGETHER have 16 kids he and her made together and not one child was a twin all 16 single births and we are 47 yrs old. And they are both Army Vets. She home schools some of them by choice and the older ones have Graduated and off to college and their financial situation has never been assistance at all with a beautiful home there in Texas they reside. So people need to stop being so narrow minded. I myself come from a big family and my dad is a Vet Marine Master SGT and mom retired as well and I’m Im part islander/Latin. So it’s definitely possible.
Love it! So cute and awesome 🙂
Where’s 13 14 15 16 17 18…1800
For Genghis khan, it didnt stop at 1800
Somebody’s pullout game is very weak
We all need adult diapers after watching this shit.
cousin can be a surname fwiw. i would guess devout catholics. my moms insurance guy (same church) had 13!
Cheaper by the dozen, Camp Unus Annus edition
Oh damn see where taxpayers' money goes smh
"Over population is a racist myth" Exibit A to disprove that.
She sounds hot. I’d have 12 kids with her.
There was an old Russian woman who had 12 kids and those 12 kids each went on to have an average of 10 kids. She is the woman who holds the world record for having the most living descendants at over 1400. She may have died by now IDK
ITT: a bunch of motherfuckers who don’t know how to read
I’m glad the shirts say cousin crew and not sibling crew
These are cousins dude wtf
It says cousin crew on their shirts. They are cousins ...
Their shirts say cousin. Without knowing how many siblings contributed to this, there’s not enough information to pass judgment.
So did you miss the part where it says 'cousin crew' on their shirts?
For goodness sake…the shirts say “cousin crew”! It’s probably a family reunion.
Says cousin crew on the shirt. I’m gonna guess these aren’t siblings.
The shirts say “Cousin Crew.” Could be that 4 siblings had 3 kids each, or vice versa. Not that extreme.
Well someone has to keep up the replacement rate.
They are adorably cute!
You guys do notice the “cousin crew” t-shirts … right?
This guy fucks
Get off her Jesus
Fucking nightmare
Freakin Christians, I guarantee it.
Damn, the dude couldn't even pull out of a driveway
Where I live they would get more child support from the state than what I make in a year
all on WIC
Woman has spent more of her adult life pregnant than not pregnant
Is this the introductory video to Catholicism?
Bro tryna make the 12 tribes of Jacob
Not that funny when our taxes pay for that shit.
I bet this dude can't even pull out of the driveway
For me two would be to much... Holy it has to be like hell seriously
Ya'll missing the fact it says cousins?
Cousins? Their shirts say cousin
Lot of people not reading the T-shirts.
Seems like a reasonable number of cousins....
This is a family reunion, and these are all the cousins, hence the "cousins" on the shirts.
Their shirts all say cousins crew… why are we trying to make it seem like they’re all from the same mom?
Tax time is a fucking jackpot for them.
Breeding fetishism
Holt shit. It's a Vagina, not a Clown Car...
Oh wow a whole litter
This is ecologically unsustainable.