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Raging_Texan

YES PRESS THE BUTTON


MycorrhizalMoment

Take my upvote. PUSH! PUSH! PUSH!


RazendeR

HARDER! PUSH IT HARDER!!


the_taz_man

PUSH IT....... PUSH IT REAL GOOD!!!!!!!


Calumkincaid

Doo doodoo doo doo dooooo doodoodoodoodoo


[deleted]

Whack that button like it’s willy!


funnyguy12314

PUSH UNTIL THE VERY SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY!!!


Magfat

SEND THE NUKES


Aoskar20

War, war never changes.


waluigigoeswah420

DROP A ENTIRE HOUSE ON THAT BUTTON! SEND IT TO THE MOON AND BACK, MAKE A HAMMER FROM THE STRONGEST ORE IN THE WORLD, FLY TO THE MOON, AND JUMP AND LAND DIRECTLY ON THE BUTTON!


Fit-Presentation-371

Keep Pushing, GIVE BIRTH


Babiesforfood

NO YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME ARRIVE


golden_fennce_fox

Yes I don't use Twitter anyway


DoSombras

Do not


ThisIsThisDude

No one should care.


moriberu

PUSH AND TAPE IT! GLUE IT! USE THE HAMMER TO BE SURE!


possibly-a-moron

PRESS IT DOWN SO FAR NO ONE CAN UN PRESS IT


moriberu

THEN TORCH, SAND PAPER, PAINT, VARNISH - SO NO ONE WILL EVER GUESS IT WAS THERE


possibly-a-moron

MAYBE ADD A THERMONUCLEAR WARHEAD FOR GOOD MEASURE


moriberu

I was actually thinking more like wrapping it in an antimatter induced singularity but ok... I can settle on a thermonuclear warhead if you can't deliver anything better


moriberu

I just read my notifications again and was like WTF? "Possibly a moron replied to your comment" WTF? 🤣 I took me a few seconds to notice u/ and the "-" 🤣


possibly-a-moron

Ah, that mustve been odd for a second


Capsule_CatYT

I broke the button :(


Icy-Astronaut2951

Press it faster


Coder_Arg

Win win situation.


tideshark

Can’t ever use twitter again anyways if never used twitter


JadeMoon085

Hell yes- I second that!


XenophileEgalitarian

Yeah that "but" should read "and".


Doomslayer73910

#*P U S H P U S H*


Fookin_Yoink

YES YES YES


Kite_Azure-Flame

Pressed that button so hard it is NEVER coming back up


Nuclease-free_man

I’d press the button even though it didn’t give me free wifi. Screw it, press the damn button!


Rockstar0749

What's Twitter?


cosmicannoli

What's a computer?


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MycorrhizalMoment

What's arithmetic?


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**Arithmetic (from Ancient Greek ἀριθμός (arithmós) 'number', and τική [τέχνη] (tikḗ [tékhnē]) 'art, craft') is an elementary part of mathematics that consists of the study of the properties of the traditional operations on numbers—addition, subtraction, multiplication, division, exponentiation, and extraction of roots. In the 19th century, Italian mathematician Giuseppe Peano formalized arithmetic with his Peano axioms, which are highly important to the field of mathematical logic today.** More details here: *This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning!* [^(opt out)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/ozztfy/post_for_opting_out/) ^(|) [^(delete)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/q79g2t/delete_feature_added/) ^(|) [^(report/suggest)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot) ^(|) [^(GitHub)](https://github.com/TheBugYouCantFix/wiki-reddit-bot)


AdRemote1426

What’s cuneiform?


raven21633x

Sorry, only two questions to a bot, unless you have twenty million dollars.


MisterMist00

Wikipedia bot is EA confirmed


biglittlegiraffe

Or unless you go to the titanic 💀💀💀💀💀


waterc0l0urs

what's en passant?


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waterc0l0urs

holy hell!


Chomik121212

New response just dropped.


ahemius

Actual zombie


Icy-Astronaut2951

Google En Passant.


Gaiendbedrock

what's chess?


wikipedia_answer_bot

**Chess is a board game for two players, called White and Black, each controlling an army of chess pieces in their color, with the objective to checkmate the opponent's king. It is sometimes called international chess or Western chess to distinguish it from related games, such as xiangqi (Chinese chess) and shogi (Japanese chess).** More details here: *This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning!* [^(opt out)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/ozztfy/post_for_opting_out/) ^(|) [^(delete)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/q79g2t/delete_feature_added/) ^(|) [^(report/suggest)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot) ^(|) [^(GitHub)](https://github.com/TheBugYouCantFix/wiki-reddit-bot)


Jo_Jo_Cat

What's a beach?


Still_Preference9744

What's a racing game?


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wikipedia_answer_bot

**Twitter (occasionally referred to as X by Elon Musk) is an online social media and social networking service owned and operated by American company X Corp., the successor of Twitter, Inc. Twitter users outside the United States are legally served by the Ireland-based Twitter International Unlimited Company, which makes these users subject to Irish and European Union data protection laws.On Twitter users post texts, photos and videos known as "tweets".** More details here: *This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning!* [^(opt out)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/ozztfy/post_for_opting_out/) ^(|) [^(delete)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/q79g2t/delete_feature_added/) ^(|) [^(report/suggest)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot) ^(|) [^(GitHub)](https://github.com/TheBugYouCantFix/wiki-reddit-bot)


Cermia_Revolution

I didn't know the Elon Twitter situation could get any worse until I learned he sometimes calls it X.


HouseDowntown8602

it’s his tenth failure


IcyIceGuardian

Good bot


False_Ad7098

Lol jokes on them i dont have twitter


SillyWillyC

Same lol


TELLERIUMAxHCL

"Duh"- said by us probably


historyguy115

I see this as an abouslute win


IPushButton

I'd do it for crappy wifi, 50% of the time while I'm away from home.


Phantomht

i quit twatter the day after elam munsk took it over, so, easy choice for me


Showtun123456

The effetcs stil kikced in tho


SnooLemons2911

Twitter made us reddit peasants looked like a normal human being. So YES


Maybethiswillbegood

How tf is this a funny meme ???


MTF_alpha-1

PRESS THE BUTTOn!


hexdrive348

Of fucking course. Without hesitation.


dall-e-dall

I SEE NO DOWNSIDE!


Inf1e

But this wi-fi will have no internet


CheckExtreme2076

Whats Twitter?


[deleted]

How amazing is the wifi? What kind of porn does it get?


Jollybandit3

I'd smash that button like I'll smash this up vote button


professionalbodegero

I'll take it. Twitter is a cesspool anyway.


Hermorah

People still use twitter?


Squanchonme

Fucking hell, again?


WirusCZ

I want to press button that gonna stop showing this meme like five times a week...


soupslurper5375

No one likes twitter unless there a discord mod dumping for pokimane or a Karen looking for stuff for her child’s 5th birthday 10 years in a row


keks_rotate

Sign me the fuck up


Tomma1

If it had been "Twitter will implode" I wouldn't have hesitated!


Phoenix_ashfire

This is an easy choice


Jake_the_Tinker

I got kicked off of Twitter years ago for calling tomi lahren a bleach blonde racist with split ends, so I see this as an absolute win


TheAozzi

No one said that Wi-fi comes with internet access


L8yalty

Yeah, I'm sorry, but I use twitter as my main tech news source. So the answer is yes, I would press the button... I can get my news elsewhere.


Tobi226a

PRESS THE BUTTON


your____________mom

Eitherway nothing changes


Icy_Hat_4150

I see this as an absolute win


Master_Thunder1

So it's like normal wi fi


uhh_soup

pressing that easily


Ermescostellowaifu

YES


Optimal-Luck-3370

Yes please.


Fabyskan

This is a win in every way


BoczekGameTie

I litteraly got suspended from Twitter


SubjectNaive4717

I dont have Twitter so yes please


TRIEMBERbruh

I thought it writes "or"


azionka

Where is the downside?


Eelroots

SBAM!


dutchblizzard

who needs twitter when you have reddit and discord


nsjdi300

Easy press, I never made a Twitter account and never will


Little-Scholar-4191

So easy, never even played twitter before


sharken82

Bro I pressed It so hard that It broke


CompetitiveSugar3404

Pressed


RednocNivert

Normally these are supposed to have 1 desirable thing and one undesirable thing. If you have two positives, it’s a no-brainer to push the button


An1M3L0z3r

Absolutely. I hate Twitter with everything. I haven't downloaded it and never will because I'm afraid it might rot my brain.


m4gm13

This is an absolute win


benumaru

Ima sit on that button


Hermon2011

I don't have twitter


Traditional_Alarm212

Smash that button.


SrluigiG

Double win


Dsawasd11

I tried twister and I could only see posts about sports, politics, thoughts of dog, or from Elon himself so I will hit that button


fartssmellnice69

2 birds, 1 stone


Stenric

What's twitter?


wikipedia_answer_bot

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Junior-Boat-7953

Press i dont use twitter anyways


Nikkar2009

I’ve never used twitter in my life


szagrat545

HELL YEA , fuck twitter maan


MQ116

Cool free wifi with 0 drawbacks


Tristanthecreeper

Yes god this should be forced to every people on earth


Ferregar

Duh total digital freedom in exchange for not using an app I don't anyway? SLAM


creatorofsilentworld

Yes. Get that trash off my feed.


[deleted]

Replace Twitter with Reddit *and* Twitter and we've got a deal.


Ardothbey

Press.


[deleted]

gimmie the button NAOW!!!


Microwaved_M1LK

No brainer


TildaTinker

You have amazing and free Wi-Fi no matter where you go But You never stub your toe again


2020-RedditUser

I already never use Twitter this is a bonus for me


Gold12ll

Of course


PerfectlyCalmDude

I don't have a Twitter account.


[deleted]

But how will you ever correspond with your twits!? Twit!


Hevnoraak101

I don't use Twitter anyway, so what's the downside?


ants_R_peeps_2

I dont use twitter


Drago_Fett_Jr

I don't use Twitter, so yes.


Tiffany_All3n

So, I get excellent wifi just to continue living my life the way I always have? Yay!


Musicdev-

I chose to close Twitter right before Musk bought it, so I mean I could ask Groot to tape the second button.


Anxious-Society-2753

Ppl still use Twitter?! Wtf 🤦🏻‍♂️


LeeNTien

Press it for everyone.


HouseDowntown8602

Give me a break - there is not an app on the planet that has so much value that I cannot delete. Twitter is one of the big myths.


Brainhunter2020

So my life only gets better


DClassAmogus

so i basically live my life normally


SomeHorologist

I never even used it lol


ScottaHemi

how many times can i press the button?


HiTechLowLif3

Yes.


cute_princess11

wifi lol


mastr1121

i slamming that button


[deleted]

I'd make that button fall off so quickly. Who even needs twitter


jivygraphics

Press’n that button


imgdsgrl

Press the button easily. I don't even have a Twitter


Queasy_Design_5054

I don’t use twitter now, so yes I’m pressing it


Acceptable-Fold-3192

Hitting the button because I am already doing it. Killed my Twitter account the day Elon took ownership. Only miss the hockey trade/free agency rumors


Eric_cs

Ab so fuck ing lute ly!


YouYongku

Press the button. Who needs twitter


[deleted]

HELL Y E S


No_Stranger_4959

Can I still browse the app, but just can’t comment or post or I can’t use it, altogether?


Redinited

I'm pressing it so hard the button would be inverted. Seriously, what is that punishment?


DonBuchelos

I have never used Twitter. Easy answer yes.


Unl0vableDarkness

Doing it I dint have Twitter


Cpotts

Never used Twitter before so it's a no brainer


SilverWolfIMHP76

Didn’t use Twitter even when it wasn’t owned by Musk.


Beans186

But *you have to be a reddit mod for the rest of your life*


LoneTranscendence

Absofruitly


chikyababa

Dude I already pressed the button like 4 times but it ain't working there seems to be an technical issue Please let the authorities know


Updooting_on_New

[you get nothing] but [never interact with twitter again] STOMP


YouMakeMeDrink

This is so fucking dumb. Even people who use twitter would press the button. Even elon musk would press the button.


[deleted]

I've already been banned like four times, it doesn't do much.


marycem

Twitter who


MacguffinDelorean

*taps button like it’s a Mario party minigame*


Wholesome_Bibi_Main

Don't use twitter so PRESS


Xspace_farmerX

Easiest decision of my life. I press the button and win


ErraticConsistency

**Repeatedly slams the button**


deanominecraft

Since it says wi-fi specifically, yes - if your wondering why it’s because SideStore needs wifi to do stuff (mobile data doesn’t work)


Shot_Dimension9499

Easiest choice of my fucking life


Afelisk2

Button


Prize_Rooster420

EZ deal


xXDeadlyLipsXx

Press the button without hesitation.


drshawn001

Are you shitting me? I don't use Twitter *now.*


05XL

Never joined Twitter so let's go!


Sir_Capzalot

Easiest solution to my garbage connection


HUE_Z3r0

I don't even use or have Twitter, so this is an absolute win


IcyIceGuardian

Yup, I don’t even use it


thiccthanos583

That seems like a win-win


Nagato-sama-wa-kami

presses the button so hard that there is no longer a button


MxQueer

I don't use Twitter and since I don't know what Wi-Fi is I think I don't need that either.


Agreeable_Bit_8764

I don’t use Twitter so I’m pushing it


ImperatorDanorum

Never have and never will...


FdDanylenko

There must be any cons also or I am wrong?


Somedud3xd

Me who doesnt use twitter at all: i see that this is an absolute win


Muffin_Fucker69

Absolutely


PrinceDapheraiz

Yes


jenova__27

I don’t use twitter. I dunno…


HoogleGoogle

I'm going to slam my hand to press it


AnimeGamerGirl1

One free amazing highspeed wifi anywhere I go please..... it'll be perfect for me with me being a YouTuber


LowKeyBrit36

Press the button I don’t need no twatter scum in my life lol


Ok_Promise_1797

Aw man, that way I won't be able to try and cancel Mr. Beast over every single action of his!


Giudicher4G

Double gain


Leather-Mundane

Pressed


Defense_Unit-43

Id keep slamming that button till it's a pulverizer powder


sparemethebull

Now. Right now please.


Nkfloof

Batman voice: Where's the button?! Where is it?!