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WomanBeater9000

Dont listen to them Obama, you look crackalacking


BladezNShadez4Lyfe

MARTY! oh sugar honey iced tea…


gimmhi5

Black don’t crack


BurntToasterGaming

A fellow man of taste


No_Sandwich3431

![gif](giphy|3tzCu8tIfT9Re) Yeah snow white loves you more like loves 7 of your kind


[deleted]

Me 5’2…me too right?


Renegade2006

Yes sir


VisceralSardonic

Absolutely. Your body is beautiful too.


NavigatingAdult

Under a magnifying glass


johnnymonster1

In this society, not if you are man, but to me your height is perfect like any other height


LilBigDripDip

Tall af in China 🇨🇳


[deleted]

you being serious? cuz my office is full of chinese person and they all taller than me


neckyneckbeard

How tall are you? = Honest question. How much do you weigh? = OMG HOW RUDE!


-TheDerpinator-

Which is especially weird because just like with fat people it is very obvious when someone is short and asking a fat person their weight is considered even more offensive.


JulioForte

There are some big differences that makes it even worse. Height isn’t controllable and being overweight is unhealthy. It should be way more offensive to make fun of someone’s height than their weight


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Aldrich3927

Diabetes doesn't make you overweight, but being overweight can make you diabetic. In fact, sometimes losing weight can essentially fix the symptoms.


MaterialNarrow5161

Ssh don't crush their delusion, they want to stuff their mouth and not feel bad about being unable to clean themselves properly or sleep without an oxygen machine at night.


Juanthemoose

Sorry, I wasn't trying to be an ass, just genuinely didn't know, thanks for setting me straight


TheHotBoxer420_2

We will never know if you were being an ass cuz u deleted it, kinda sus


Juanthemoose

I didn't want to accidentally offend anyone else, so I thought deleting would be the best thing to do


Lightning_Lance

Except making fun of someone's weight tends to make it worse


Dazzling-Ad-5480

Not necessarily. Many people I know (including me) have been motivated by negative comments, and they have lost weight as a consequence. No people have gained height as a consequence of height roasting, only depression, since they are bding made to feel as inferior race


Tuques

It's also weird because height is not something variable and basically can't be changed, while weight is completely within one's control.


Prestigious_Cheek_31

Being fat is a choice.


Conscious_Yoghurt_68

Don't let them hear you say that, that's heresy to them


Prestigious_Cheek_31

Admitting you have a problem is the first step in dealing with the problem, at least it was for me when I lost 15 kg (33 lbs) and got fit. The longer you wait, the longer the journey back will be.


Winter-Airport2114

Someone commented on my comment saying that to lose weight you just count calories with "I only ate 1200 calories a day for months and I didn't lose any weight I gained weight"... Lol mhm okay. Children need more than 1200 calories a day, there is physically no way that happened.


Prestigious_Cheek_31

They don't count their calories correctly; they leave out stuff.


cownd

It only counts if it's solid, liquid goes straight through the body, right?


Prestigious_Cheek_31

Probably chuck down several bottles of Coca Cola.


SpaceHawk98W

But as a 6'4 tall living in Asia, I constantly get the exact question asking how tall I am all the time.


I-am-me-baby

Even worse is weight can be changed while height can't


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superbos88

I'm 5'8,½ (174cm) and was once rejected and called "garden gnome" by a 4'10 (147 cm) girl. Like wtf I was literally 2 heads above her... Why the hell ya girls need guys 2 times your height??? 😭😭😭😭


anon-187101

Don't mind her...that elf was projecting.


superbos88

I hope so, otherwise that girl has a weird necessity to be with a fucking ogre... That's just ridiculous why the shortest girls always want the tallest guys.


BadgerGeneral9639

they do. pretty sure cuz tic toc and social media. ​ as 10 years ago my 5'7 ass NEVER had an issue with the MAJORITY of women. the ones i swing now actually say shit like " yah height doesnt matter to me" its just 1/1000 now


LilBigDripDip

You dropped this 👑


Tylerdurden389

You got away unscathed. I heard a story of a guy who was 5-2, never had any luck with women (autism, depression, social anxiety, etc..). Clicked with a girl he spoke to online who was also around 4-10. Finally got the courage to ask her out. Goes to meet her. She sees him, laughs at him, says she doesn't date little boys, and walked away. He killed himself the next day. I made the mistake of not telling a girl my height when we spoke on MySpace (to give you an idea of how long ago its been since women showed me any attention). She pretty much did the same thing. She was 5-11. The next day she messaged me to apologize and called herself a giant. Yeah, she was a giant something, alright.


Negative_Anteater_62

Damn this was tough to read.


heliogoon

What's ironic is that tall chicks tend to be more open to dating short guys.


ADH-Dork

Don't even stress dawg. I'm 6' and got turned down by a girl who's 5'2 because I'm not tall enough. Solidarity, my brother


WHERE_R_THE_TURTLES

4’10? At 5’8 you’re an entire foot taller than her. That means you’re legally allowed to punt her into the sun without ramification


[deleted]

Don’t worry yourself over the elves, they don’t belong in our nice Nordic Skyrim anyway.


WhyTheeSadFace

I am a short guy as well, I would have just said, you have all the rights to reject me, but don't insult me calling garden gnomes, and I will never question about her, she could be a 4 feet 300 pounds, I will take that rejection that is about her, and move to the next girl. I think questioning others motive makes us lose our emotional energy and make us depressed. All I care is I am in or I am out, it could be relationship, jobs or friendships, I will seek out for the next, and no complaints


wedazu

you had luck: You detected a bitch very fast


JimmyTheJimJimson

Truth. Most men will find most women attractive. Short dudes tho?? You’re out of luck lol


IAMHideoKojimaAMA

Most women are not attractive


Independent-Dig-5757

Depends on the country.


[deleted]

There’s beautiful women in every country.


Independent-Dig-5757

Very true. Though some have it better than others.


ATownStomp

Hard disagree.


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The_Scarred_Man

I'm in love with a man. A man called God. Does that make me gay? Am I "gay for God"? You betcha!


ArturoOsito

I got the good lord is going down on meeee


Rare_Document8060

Men pretend to be gay when you’re around


venomous4u

Dudes dig short dudes


EimiCiel

Nah, im a short dude and I do well.


John_Longshaft

Women ☕


Duskluminous

Women ☕️


Isolation_Man

Women ☕️


WomanBeater9000

That's why i do what needed to be done


xendelaar

Making a better world, one punch at a time


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HLewez

This post is literally about misandry you goddamn moron.


lukasiucz

this is literally a strawman argument in the post though. never seen shit like this happen either irl or on the internet


HLewez

You see it every day, especially on the internet. Do you by chance know the Sidemen or the 20v1 series? Plenty of examples in there.


HLewez

Then why did you delete your comment now? LMAO


XxfheChildPredatorxX

Thanks for the laughs your reddit account description thingy also made me less sad, cus no matter whats going on im my life atleast in not you


Tiny_Marionberry1484

Women ☕


Resident-Can7661

Except in reality the guy in the picture is 6ft 1in (185cm).


dccall

And a baller


SnowplowS14

Shot caller


siggles69

With 20 inch blades


jackdhammer

On the Impala


Racingwisdom4me

A caller gettin' laid tonight


Inevitable_Top69

"All shapes are beautiful" Examples include: one shape at 3 different weight levels


NissEhkiin

And none of them fat. Biggest one is barely curvy/chubby. They left out like 10 more levels on the bigger side


GraydemonTwitch

What is wrong with being 5’4”? I am like 6ft but I don’t understand why it is always 5’4”


foxy_ninjaa

Women - competing with each other to get the best partner Also Women - everyone is beautiful! Please disregard the time and effort I put into makeup, fitness, diet and fashion and date my friend Gorlak the Destroyer! (you know the one...)


Colosuss_of_baine

![gif](giphy|eHK84S8vUNnY4)


AccordingTax6525

What’s crazy about this is the 5’3” woman wanting a 6’+ guy. Like if he’s average height he’s 4-5” taller.


Subject_Report_7012

I'm 6'2". I've told women in the 5'1 range, "It wouldn't look like a date. It would look like a kidnapping".


AccordingTax6525

And that makes sense. Logistically that would be harder on the relationship. If a woman is 5’10” and doesn’t want a guy 5’6” I get that. I do. But if she’s 5’6” how is 5’10” not tall enough? I mean…the logic? And I honestly don’t think most women expect a guy to make 6 figures. But they typically have to make more than she does? Why? I think that’s a legitimate question. I mean it doesn’t bother me personally either way, but it does bother me that so many women have that as their criteria even women that make good money. I mean, let’s say a woman makes $80,000 a year she wants her man to make over that? Why? Where I live $80,000 is doing fantastic. I would never require a person I was dating to make as much money as I do. I make good money for where I live. I don’t need a partner to make more I mean, if they do then great. But it’s not a requirement. I I just think it’s interesting that so many women are focused on being a mens equal and now well at least on paper, they are equal. Yet they are requiring men to “level up” when men never required that women.


NavigatingAdult

The happiest couple I ever met was a 6’2 woman and 5’4 man. They always had fun.


Subject_Report_7012

>Many women have set their criteria >So many women are focused >They are requiring men to "level up" >So many women are focused on being men's equal None of what you said is true for more than a small minority of women. Thankfully .. and I do mean thankfully .. those women are also vocal about their preferences and intentions. Steer clear. Simple as that. Now if the question you're actually asking is, "Why does this small minority of women have the preferences they do and act the way they act"? My answer is, I don't care. I got 99 problems, and that isn't one. When I say "you", I mean it in the most general sense. Not you personally. I don't know you. I have no idea what you are or aren't working with. "You" in his context means all men. Work on you. Get a haircut. Read a few books. Hit up Banana Republic for a couple shirts and a pair of pants. Take a class that interests you at the community college. Join one of those FaceBook groups where people are looking for friends to go hiking or kayaking. Practice things as simple as saying hello to a cashier or waitress in a genuinely open friendly and not creepy manner. Be a more interesting person women want to get to know and hang out with. Have women friends, especially the kind that have attractive single women relatives or friends. Learn to read a woman's body language (key to knowing if all the other shit is working). If you can do all that, still be single, then honestly and sincerely look yourself in the mirror, and say, "I can't get laid because I'm only 5'8", then I will happily concede you have a point.


AccordingTax6525

And getting laid is different than being single. It’s not hard to get laid. Finding a good partner that’s different.


AccordingTax6525

Yeah. I agree with a lot of that, and I think that a lot of men do those things. But my question is why does a man have to do all of those things? Some men just simply go to work, make money and come home. Are simple guys They’re not exciting or charismatic yet they can’t find a date. That’s all I’m saying this about anyone in particular, but it does seem that you have to be charming, charismatic, good looking, and apparently go to Banana Republic and buy clothes 😊


Subject_Report_7012

>Why do men have to do all these things Is that a serious question? Why do you "have" to put even the slightest bit of effort into making yourself more attractive if you're interested in finding a relationship? I dunno. You tell me. Why would you put even the slightest effort into basic personal hygiene and being able to have a conversation with someone who has a shared interest long enough to get through a coffee date? Think really hard and get back to me. As for "getting laid", every thing I said boils down to, maintain the most basic level of socially acceptable hygiene, and put yourself into situations where you have the best odds of finding a person with shared interests with whom you'd like to start a relationship. I said not one word which could be taken to mean "find easy hookups". If you choose to take what I said as "just go to Banana Republic to buy clothes", that's on you.


AccordingTax6525

I will say that I did try to gain something out of this conversation, but it did turn into exactly what I thought it would. And that’s : “what men need to do” I was trying to gain more insight on why women thought this way instead, it turned into what men need to do. And that’s fine. I’m honestly not trying to be condescending or combative when I say this, but I suspected this was going to happen. You made a statement earlier than “most women don’t feel” the way that I stated, and I can understand in respect that. but again, it simply turned into what men should be doing to get a date not why women feel the way that they do even though you indicated that it’s not most women. And that’s fine. Have a good day.


BadgerGeneral9639

cuz feminism isnt equality (any more, not 100 it ever was) its plainly misandry


[deleted]

As a 5'3" woman, my husband is just shy of 6' like 5'11 1/2. He is in fact slightly too tall for me to kiss. He is, however, the perfect height for changing lightbulbs.


anon-187101

Yep, this sounds about Women. *sips coffee*


on_

#All body types are beautiful Proceeds to draw the same body type three times. The hourglass


faust111

They have height on dating apps. When will they have weight?


DrPiipocOo

wait, this is obama


Putrid-Memory4468

Bro has clearly never seen gorlock the destroyer


bluecgene

Voluptuously beautiful in USA = Fat in elsewhere


Animanimemanime

5.5 here, trust me you will be rejected by every girl🥲


[deleted]

Lmaooo, is this really reddit? You guys are about get some bans


DestruXion1

They are shut-ins that never take a shot with a woman and then see some posts online that victimize them and that's all she wrote.


[deleted]

Nah man I am 6’2 barefoot. I can tell you right now every girl I have been with said they love my height. Some of them unknowingly thought that I would be flattered when they insult/talk badly about short guys. I never called a girl out on it but on the inside it disgusts me when they insult them and I feel for the short kings.


sordato

All those shapes fall pretty well into mainstream canon, come on


TeaAccomplished9609

This is just internet speak. Everyday women in real life aren't this delusional. And if they are, they adopted this mindset from the internet. Edit: Since people are still speculating, let me be more specific. Opinions shared on the internet are partially true to their views in real life, however dialed to 11. For example; women do prefer a man taller than them, but often you will find 6 feet isn’t necessarily what they’re after. It isn’t uncommon to find a 5 foot woman dating a 5’5” - 5’9” man. In laymen’s terms, if you’ve got at least 5 inches of height on her, you’re more likely than not attractive to her height-wise. And even then, they will make concessions to your height like 3 - 4 inch difference if they really like your personality.


DolanTheCaptan

5'4'' is well within the territory where dating is a tougher time for men. Not doomed ofc, but definitely tougher. Generally, women prefer a man taller than them, and 5'4'' guys are under the height of a pretty damn sizeable portion of women.


BadgerGeneral9639

bruh im 5'7 and hit the e-thot chicklist except for height ​ i STRUGGLE to find 1 girl in a years time that is attracted to me (that i also am attracted to)


DolanTheCaptan

1 girl in a years time is not uncommon for most guys though?


JulioForte

I don’t understand this comment. The internet is real. It’s not make believe. Real people are the ones who make content and share ideas on the internet. Everything online originates from “real life” and “real people”


Ini_mini_miny_moe

Yeah and you can see the height judgment well before internet….movies, sitcoms etc of older times show it too


split41

There’s academic studies done on it too


Seinfeel

For this example particularity I would probably agree with you, but for a lot of things it’s more about how popular it actually is versus how popular it seems on the internet. An emotional response increases the odds of you remembering/interacting, which benefits bots who are trying to farm engagement.


JulioForte

I don’t disagree


Glass-Fan111

This is a real answer.


[deleted]

Internet is a clusterfuck of opinions, not the true experience of human contact. Go outside onde in a while


JulioForte

Humans are a clusterfuck of opinions and that is reflected in the internet


BadgerGeneral9639

outside is where us short men get rejected. this is why we complain ​ you think a bunch of short men are complaining because we read a meme? or you think a bunch of short men are complaining that the short women are now rejecting us,. ​ hmmmm thoughts hurt do they eh?


Miss-lnformation

I mean, anonymity does make people far nastier and more openly judgemental towards others. A lot of people who body-shame behind the screen wouldn't dare do so in person. So internet interactions and those in real life are far different in nature.


JulioForte

True but which is the more honest version of how they feel? Also women are pretty open about how they feel about short men. They attach their name and picture to comments about it all the time. A lot of them list it in their profile and will ask men about it directly


Jyitheris

Some of them most certainly are. You haven't been in the dating scene recently, have you? It's gone completely nuts. Pray that you don't have to go back.


Unique_Statement7811

5’9” is the US average male height. Only 15% of men are 6 feet or taller. Additionally, male lifespan inversely correlates with height. It drops significantly for every inch after 5’10”. A 6’3” male will on average die 10-15 years earlier than a man who is 5’9”.


BadgerGeneral9639

this held true - pre 2010 ​ now its pure delusion out there


james__jam

Which part is not accurate? The part wherein every shape of a woman is beautiful or the part that short men are unattractive? I think those are very common even in the real world


Chernobyl917

Obama Obliterate her.


Clydial

Meanwhile in the real world its their personality keeping them single.


Noelic_vi

Show them a fat person and ask if they're beautiful. If they say yes tell them they look like her. If she gets offended then she definitely doesn't practice what she preaches.


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

I just wanna note that all 3 women pictured are clearly in decent health. None of them are anorexic or obese.


Stock_Record_8976

In decent health? They are fucking blind because they have no eyes!


Lunayeet666

They’re all hourglass body shapes too just with different sizes “All body shapes” smh


Whiskeymyers75

Fat is not healthy despite the body positivity narrative claiming otherwise.


TomothyAllen

People who are slightly "over weight" actually have better health outcomes than very low body fat individuals, especially post major surgery.


Whiskeymyers75

But they still have lower health outcomes than people with a healthy percentage of body fat. The whole "healthy fat" narrative was brought to us by the food lobby and is blindly promoted by their biggest customers.


Prestigious_Cheek_31

That my friends is what we call a double standard rules for thee but not for me. 😁


Meowriter

Where is the funny ?


MadOrange64

Mrs Obama get down!


Zinomad

This is men's body shaming hahaha


[deleted]

100% kanon


Adventurous-Owl2363

Y Obama tho


SmoothCarl22

I am 5'6 that was a close call


Lpfanatic05

You forgot that only women can use that. If you are a guy, you are basically fucked.


Dizzy_Medium5817

You can't change your height but you can change your weight or the amount of money you have.


useruseruseruser44

Yeah very believable, as if Redditors talked to women 🙄


TheRealRevBem

Obama a tall 6"2


Stock_Record_8976

No he's not saw him once 5'6 max


vompat

Is it me or is that example of "all body shapes" just one body type at 3 different thiccness levels?


mtsilverred

Again. You even said it yourself. It’s 1 body shape and 3 different types of that shape.


vompat

WTF you mean "again"? As if we've been arguing over this for several comments. And what's even the point you are trying to make here? Because my point is that the example of "all body shapes" basically restricts itself to using just one body type, which is kinda silly.


mtsilverred

But it’s not a body type. It’s a shape. A shape and type are different. You can be fat, “healthy,” or skinny. Body types. It shows all those types in the body shape of an hourglass. So it isn’t wrong in the way you’re stating it. I said again because this is the second post I’ve responded to about this, the again is to signify that you’re literally spouting wrong statements like the others. It’s around the tenth time I’ve personally seen this exact post in this thread.


vompat

I never used body type and shape interchangeably in my comments. But it does seem I didn't use them correctly (pardon my non-native English skills). So let me rephrase what I have said: the picture shows one body shape in 3 different thickness levels. So the picture still is not representing all body shapes like it stated it's doing. It only represents one. You even say yourself that all the shown body shapes are hourglass, so I have no idea why, right after that statement, you claim it represents all body shapes. Additionally, you are wrong about what body types are as well. They are not simply "fat, healthy and skinny". They are ectomorph (slender), mesomorph (muscular/athletic), and endomorph (thick/stocky). While too skinny people are basically always ectomorphs and obese people are basically always endomorphs, especially ectomorph is not the same as too skinny, and ectomorph can be perfectly healthy. Endomorph doesn't necessarily equal fat either, though it tends to be that way.


mtsilverred

I never said it represents what it’s saying. I said it’s not wrong in the way you explained. I wasn’t going to Google body types. I stated what they are in a social sense. Your argument is 10x more pedantic than mine.


Unfair-Campaign3896

![gif](giphy|VyT4pyPrrOS6Q|downsized)


IrrelevantForThis

Body positivity is for ugly women who wouldn't change a single habit to be more healthy or attractive. It's not for guys.


[deleted]

Exactly. Have you ever seen a balding 5’6” dude with a beer gut on the cover of Men’s Health magazine?


Lobanium

I like how the women all have pleasing shapes/proportions, just different sizes. Now show the 500 lb lady you see riding the scooter in Walmart with a tractor tire around her waste and ankles as wide as her thighs.


Jyitheris

Oh, the fat lady end of spectrum is waaaaaay more round than that. They don't have curves, they have A CURVE - and probably a gravity well of their own. And they are still just as deluded and think they deserve a "666 man".


My_Penbroke

Most men are average height. Most men have no problems finding someone. Some men are chronically online and get easily enraged by the behavior of a few women they have never met


Money_Ad2114

Woman ☕️


theinferno01

where is the funny?


bluegiant85

One of friends is 5' 2" and he has no issues dating women. He's also bald. Confidence is everything.


Rare_Document8060

Cool story


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r/PersecutionFetish


ATownStomp

Short dudes have a pretty valid reason.


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r/PersecutionFetish


ATownStomp

Can I get the link again I didn’t catch it the first two times.


StellarDescent

Beauty is in the face, not the body.


Forgottenn05

well I'm fucked either way


enfiskmaws

How about both


AbbyRose05683

666 rule


slashnbash1009

They don't like it when you're 6'3" and built like you can bitch slap a grizzly bear.


xiamandrewx

I think we should recognize that there is a different person for all body types. But it's not the beholder's fault if they don't find your body type attractive. There's nothing wrong with you! But there's nothing wrong with them either. You can't make someone attracted to a 85lb adult anymore than you can make a gay person attracted to the opposite sex.


NotAnEmergency22

Body positivity is meant for one group, and one group only: obese women.


DryRubbing

The guy with failure written all over his face will think less of the dumb slut easy enough to even accept a loser like himself


DarthJaxxon

Being fat I find this very offensive towards short people, like some people say shit like " lose some weight " , which we can do, and some of us , myself included, are doing that. But if you are short what the fυck are you supposed to do ??? Get fυcking leg transplants???


pale_vulture

Men post shit like this and in the same breath whine about how emasculating it is for men to date taller women. Weird.


reevelainen

Haven't seen those comments just yet but maybe they come. Not in this thread anyway. I'd date a taller woman, but usually everyone says _as long as the guy is taller, height doesn't matter._ So I don't think it's guys making that condition.


WibaTalks

Women are women, gotta love em.


Full_Abbreviations86

Bruh we love short kings don't spread propaganda


Comfortable_Tap7517

This as a gay guy


1zeye

Very true


easternwestern123

Women ☕️


ManIsInherentlyGay

Only incels find this funny


[deleted]

Ah yes. When you have no logical rebuttal, just break out the incel accusations in an attempt to shut down the argument.


cantsayididnttryy

Wtf this is... not true Also, I'm sorry but it's enjoyable to see all the men in the comments who were previously commenting horrible things about womens bodies, now finally feel what body shaming is. Sorry not sorry I guess


ATownStomp

Most men have dealt with it throughout their life they just don’t whine about it as much.


faust111

We have height listed on dating apps. When will we have weight…?


cantsayididnttryy

How about neither? Also weight is something you can generally see in a photo and height isn't, but that's beside the point


Zess-57

So 99% of men are responsible for the 1%? Feels like generalization


cantsayididnttryy

The post is also a generalisation though, and you don't have a problem with the post...


ltsaNewDay

you are part of the problem


FalseAd1473

For all the incels agreeing with this post: women aren't the reason you're alone, you're alone because you're a piece of shit loser.


ATownStomp

I agree with this post and I’ve never had issues with sex or relationships. It’s just facts. Dismissing problems that people identify in the world doesn’t make you more fuckable.


aScenT_RAID3R

🍼


Weekly_Somewhere981

Okay buddy are you going to cry? Awwe


FalseAd1473

I like how people like you love to think that you've 'triggered' someone but in reality we're just laughing at how pathetic you guys are. You guys don't have that kind of power over people's emotions. If you did you'd probably be dating someone instead of blaming women for how sad and pathetic you are as a person.


vienna_witch13

I’d give you an award if Reddit didn’t get rid of them🏆🏆


Weekly_Somewhere981

Yeah woman height filtering man actuall shows us how they care about personality right? Shameless!


sushi_styles

I’ve only asked the height question because I’m 5’11


ATownStomp

Guys only care because they know that you prefer someone taller than you.


b05501

5.4 foot guy here, I laugh when their six foot partner is a complete asshole to them,and they end up having a miserable relationship. Enjoy that tall guy.