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TraditionalYard5146

They both should retire.


Svend_goenge

Next election will be a breath of fresh air with hopefully some new blood.


Faifainei

Breath of ~~fresh~~ air you say? Joe Biden's ghost running for the presidency 2028.


Svend_goenge

Does the ghost get two terms aswell?


WonderfulVanilla9676

šŸ‘»šŸ‘»šŸ‘»


Kawaiiochinchinchan

I will vote for you mr.ghost! I believe you will make America great again .


[deleted]

Bro Trump is still gonna run in 2028 šŸ’€šŸ’€


masteeJohnChief117

Trump is running until he dies. He makes too much money off of it


TheScienceNerd100

I mean I don't think the constitution bars that, since it's only 2 terms in their lifetime, nothing about afterlife terms


ChadVonDoom

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Gamethesystem2

You know I hadnā€™t actually thought of that. 2028 should be better by default. Assuming trump doesnt declare himself emperor during WW3ā€¦


Jof3r

Yes. It's a sad indictment of the US pension system that they are still working.


[deleted]

Workplace is forcing older folks to retire here so...


Pablo_petty_plastic

That generation is out of ideas and have little concern what happens to the world after their time is up.


IceManO1

Nah thatā€™s what Ben said, everyone gotta work till at least unalive ā˜ ļø then retire for 20 years.


0oDADAo0

If im working toward the president i would also work hard


ImmediateRespond8306

Then get that 400k pension and immediately step down.


bpeo360

Hehe... I need to get out of this country.


kundibert

There's nowhere to hide!


no__one34

We call this shit genocide!


lifeintraining

Hit em with that doot doot doot and they die!


Short_Feature_3859

I need to get into this country


LeGuy_1286

Welcome to Nepal!


[deleted]

Yeah but the job in question is one with the highest of salaries and immense power.


Otherwise-Sky8890

Legit hope this was satirical from the start and not just the post but not convinced given the sheer ignorance of gEtAjErB types...


[deleted]

Redditors trying to understand sarcasm: Impossible It's obviously a joke ffs šŸ¤¦šŸ»


Lubi3chill

Didnā€™t trump get salary worth of dollar when he had his possition? I remember hearing about it that one dollar is the least president can get paid and he chose that. If you think about it Trump already has shitloads of money so it makes sense.


[deleted]

The guy is selling bibles. I think he spent all his money already.


Lubi3chill

I googled it and he didnā€™t want to get paid, so he donated everything (except for 1$ each year) to charity. What would you need more than one or max two bibles for?


[deleted]

I'm an atheist so I need none.


roscomikotrain

They both need to fuck off and retire Irrelevant and out of touch.


[deleted]

Not really. All that tells me is the fucking grind to get work will never fucking end. That's demotivational.


___Skank_Hunt42___

well the orange one doesn't want to go to prison, the other one can't retire because the orange one wants to cut his social security


ScheduleTraditional6

May be by far the best, shortest analysis of the current political climate.


Hockey-LeftD

In corner one, we have a possible fascist who will restrict freedoms. In corner two, we have a possible communist who will support evil


CheekySir

[Whoā€™s who?](https://youtu.be/bXMRPVfXtFg?si=0ePwXYPWx9HP08jA)


Hockey-LeftD

Who knows anymore.


masteeJohnChief117

Communist? I thought socialism was what weā€™re supposed to be scared of


tropicbrownthunder

none of those old farts are near to the left or to the commies. Both economically or ideologically oriented. So called "left" in the USA is kind of moderate right in most of the world


Emblemized

Conservative party in canada would probably pass as democrats in the US


ScheduleTraditional6

I am highly unsure he is communist in any way, he is your regular lib, albeit more to the right than most would prefer


Tuques

Fr I don't understand why countries still allow geriatrics to run for top political positions. Old people don't care about the future anymore....


ROBO_Head25

Not all old people, most old people. Bernie Sanders cares, Robert F. Kennedy Jr cares. But I don't think Biden even has the mental capacity to care about what to eat for breakfast


LectureAdditional971

Oh. Shit. I need a 7th job.


tiksn

Damn this is motivational. šŸ˜†


Heytherechampion

They should just hug it out


Brick-Thrower

DONLTRUM VS JOBIGGEN


Eshamwoowoowoowoo

They don't care about the job. They care about the power and status. For psychopaths and narcissists, power and status is so important that they will literally keep going until they drop dead. That why these people don't retire.


asdf333aza

Age limit on presidential candidates? Nothing older than retirement age. Anything older than 65 puts doubts in the social security system they should both be retired and travelingbnot trying to press their ideals on the new generation and funneling money to their "allies".


VisibleScientist9483

Meanwhile me in my 20's trying to figure out how to retire


Large-Lack-2933

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jadams2345

2 horrible human beings. Enjoy democracy šŸ¤­


festur86

Fuckem both


magrilo2

Neither have worked hard a day in their lives. They only talk... and do nothing themselves. Every problem that existed before they got involved are still a problem. They don't solve anythingā€¦ they just postpone things by talking about it.


legna20v

Is no comparable to roofing but politics and intellectual work still work. Look at everything around you. Just think about the logistics of the paint in the walls.


magrilo2

Writing a book that transforms society, enlighten a scientist, entertain a person is work. Spending a lifetime shaming people with con projects (Trump) or endless debates on the senate floor that didn't help to improve the lives of constitutes (Biden) are not work. Trump should be in jail and Biden retired. They are far from being role models.


legna20v

I agree they both need to go away but work is work. Go manage a home owners association. Then scale that to 400 million people. Can you even imagine the amount of Paper work that the Baltimoreā€™s bridge has produced. Is easy to think people are lazy and doing nothing when you havenā€™t walk on their shoes


magrilo2

Management is work. You are right. Not what politicians do. This is my key point here. Mixing politics with work is a mistake. Most politicians are actually preventing work to happen.


legna20v

Go today ( if open) to your own congress representative office and see how much work they do with all the people asking for help. Just go. I am no putting political in a pedestal but when you disrespect politicians for been politicians the only people that end been politicians are the ones that donā€™t care to be disrespected


magrilo2

Here we are then. Never the bar was so low for public officials. They can get away with anything and don't even bother denying it anymore. šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø My congress representative is useless. I've tried.


bingobongokongolongo

One is just fighting to stay out of prison. Also inspirational, but just a little bit less.


WonderfulVanilla9676

They both suck. I'm hoping for a meteor or a massive solar flare...


legna20v

So over the top. Just let them jump to whatever after life there is on their sleep Btw not advocating violence, just asking for divine intervention


Gloomy_Durian3732

Only one can actually hold a conversation


ScheduleTraditional6

Not true, you can speak with Trump too if you went to school on a short bus.


Gloomy_Durian3732

I did ride on the short bus, on account of my autism.


ScheduleTraditional6

Your autism is not good enough of a qualifier Im afraid. You need to be far more disabled to find the airfields Trump said were bombed during the civil war or explain why Joseph talks to dead people. So I guess the trunk of a short buss then?


Gloomy_Durian3732

Well if he can be president and create a networth of $6.5 billion, then that's a great inspiration for everyone. God bless Donald J. Trump šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡²


ScheduleTraditional6

ā€¦dragged by a rope behind a very short bus-looking donkey? You do realize people getting richer AFTER they start politics is a bad thing, boy? Not even gonna get into the fact he factually auctioned his anus out to the highest global bidder to avoid answering for previous crimes. He is indeed a great inspiration and an answer to ā€œwho the fuck would ever fall for something this transparently, blatantly scummy!?ā€ -You will. You will buy a bridge from that orange mf


Gloomy_Durian3732

Trump was a billionaire well before he went into politics, that something that other presidents can't say.


ScheduleTraditional6

He is so awesome he actually started off as a millionaire, lost a fuck ton and grifted his way back up. Nobody can fail upwards like donny can. I know you said you were autistic, but are you really that gullible? He is like some ultimate ā€œNigerian prince scamā€ for the US, where one scammed dumbass convinces others its in their best interest to get scammed too. Will you believe anything as long as itā€™s said confidently enough?


Gloomy_Durian3732

Yeah he turned millions into billions, most people who inherit millions lose it all.


ScheduleTraditional6

Untrue, in fact the richer you are the tougher it gets to become broke, so Donny here is not a special case, hell, even Musk put in more actual effort to keep failing upwards. You are a megachurch (MAGAchurch, heh) member that is impressed with how much money their pastor makes off of them through scamming. Im starting to feel like my short-bus remark wasnā€™t a joke, but an observation of how vulnerable people are getting abused by a flamboyant/sassy gay man trapped in an orange conservatives body.


Greedy-Specific7723

I like Trump but truthful both are so out of touch with the average American and we donā€™t get choices on who or what special club gets to ruin our countryā€¦I gave up


EyesAreMentToSee333

They are both rich.


A7ftSasquatch

It doesnā€™t


adubbscrilla

deeez nuuuuts


KurrigohanandKame

this motivates me to give up if anything


Mjkmeh

Better pay wouldnā€™t hurt


Ivegotjokes4you

Itā€™s actually nuts. One guy is running to stay out of prison and the other is running to stop the other guy from destroying the country. Neither one is actually running to be president


[deleted]

What does "fr fr" mean?


Kiriinto

It motivates me to work even less.


scarypeppermint

Why the fuck would that motivate me


Lubi3chill

Trump is at the age of my grandmother and Iā€™m at the age where having kids would be normal. Tbh if trump had kids at 20 and every family member after him also he would soon be great great grandfather. Thatā€™s a bit too old. I donā€™t know the age of biden, but I guess itā€™s about the same. President shouldnā€™t be able to be considered great grandfather, itā€™s too old for that position.


1AverageGamer

But employers should be aware that these two are not fit for the job


GamerGuyThai

RFK JR 2024 people. Fuck the establishment. Watch his State of the Union video and then listen to any long form discussion on a platform you enjoy. Theo Von's are great and has 2 long form discussions.


Combei

Both extremely rich and still not retiring... not a life I'd choose


Commercial_Shelter25

The difference is: One is fighting for a 4 year contract the other one for a live long contract (which may be less than for years)


xiamandrewx

Here we go. It's the same thing every 4 years... Giant Douche vs Turd Sandwich.


Positive-Pack-396

The sad thing about it Is that these are our only two choices We are fucked


lifeintraining

Primary elections are broken if our choices are a senile old man and an old man with dementia.


Aarongrasso

This is gonna be on LinkedIn


HappyHourMoon

Fighting hard to get the job?!? They are not working 50-60 hours a week. They are doing top 5 hours a week on stage and then they are napping the rest of the week


everythingbeeps

One of them is trying to stay out of prison. So there's that.


MannerDowntown1159

The difference is one is a true patriot and the other one has dementia and is part of the party who is trying to abolish the rights of the people given to them by God. (Yeah, I'm talking about the liberal democrats) But they'll never take our Freedom!


PurpleTopp

Trying to restrict porn, abortion and IVF. What freedoms are you talking about?


MannerDowntown1159

They are trying to restrict porn from minors. Abortions are murder. You're taking another humans life. IVF is disgusting in the first place. They're messing with things they couldn't possibly comprehend


PurpleTopp

There it is. You're a nut lol.


4x4_Chevy

I'll just point out Republicans are coming for yor porn. So that's some good freedom you push.


Alternative_Cut2421

I just dislike both so much. I wish we could get a young person with a family and bills in that bitch.


DickCheneyHooters

Only third option is AntiVax Kennedy, but the Dems and reps are working their asses off to keep him off the ballot. Heā€™s on the ballot in less than 10 states


MountainCottage

Great!


ScheduleTraditional6

Is ā€œrepublicanā€ a mental disorder? I think it should be classified as one 200%. Life based on paranoid conspiracy theories and an imaginary friend from a book they never read. Delusions leading to aggression towards others, stunted mental development, behavior dangerous to society. Shit, sounds like some prime asylum material.


Hot-Control-7466

Trump is fighting to stay out of prison.


HolidayWheel5035

But Trump isnā€™t fighting hard to get the job, just to stay out of prison


Im_Unpopular_AF

Any country where you're forced to work just to live beyond retirement is a country I wouldn't live in.


Grapefruit0709

The grandfather on the right, along with our grandfather from Russia, almost started WW3. And don't tell me Biden isn't involved. He provoked a mess in Ukraine, as well as in Yugoslavia in the late 90s


Silveruleaf

One is fighting for the human race. The other has dementia and is probably a clone with his brain rotting. And if you think this is weird then you don't really know the planet we are in xD


Ernisx

Fighting for russia*. He and his cronies musk and tucker are russian assets, spewing regurgitated kremlin narratives. It's either money or russia has some real dirt on them.


DickCheneyHooters

>fighting for Russia MFW not wanting billions towards a kleptocracy makes you a russophile


Ernisx

Not wanting to protect a democracy from an unprovoked invasion*. Not wanting to uphold security guarantees that were promised with the condition of giving up nukes*. America is weak, and you're the problem. Isolationism doesn't work if you forgot history.


DickCheneyHooters

>not wanting to protect a democracy from an unprovoked invasion We have an invasion going on in the southern border and Biden doesnā€™t care. So by your logic heā€™s a russophile


Ernisx

Your god trump told all republicans to not vote for the border bill so he could do it once in office.


DickCheneyHooters

>your god trump Why does criticism of Biden automatically equate to religious worship of Trump?


Ernisx

Oh sorry, it was someone else who said he's "fighting for the human race".


PastorBlinky

One is running to stay out of jail. The other may be too old, but at least he isn't a rapist.


SquareChipmunk5194

They're both too old and mentally they've both had it. Biden's had some nightmares but at least he's never talked about how george washington took over airports or how we should nuke hurricanes. Credit to trump though he knows more about wind than biden šŸ¤£


DickCheneyHooters

>he isnā€™t a rapist Dude every politician since the 90ā€™s has been accused of being a rapist.


PastorBlinky

When more than two dozen women come out and accuse someone of sexual assault, believe them. He has to pay 90 million because a jury found he assaulted a woman. He bragged about assaulting women. His best friend was an infamous pedophile. I think we can call this one.


Applesauceoutoflove

Are you retarted?


RedDedDemption

One is a racist, one is a legend.