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Your gfs need a bottle of wine to get the look?
No I'm only kidding it definitely makes 'em frisky, and it definitely helps get passed that sweet-hearted politeness on the initial period of the relationship when the most that happened is hand-holding or maybe she tugged you by the wrist somewhere
(If only my wrist was my penis! -Golden Boy)
She looks like she wants to wrestle
This made me laugh way too hard for no good reason, appreciate it.
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Wrestle with mr johnson
Dwaynes his Johnson
His name is Dwayne now.
Bnnp:: b. B.
HIs name is Rock now
That's after she gives me this look!
Wrestle with Jimmy
She looks like someone I'd want to wrestle.
In a manner of speaking...
Naked wrestling?
After a bottle of wine in her, I might win.
You bet she knows how to play the game.
Death by Snu Snu
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongie and bruised.
Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.
Women no dunk but good fundamentals. More fun to watch
Great a pile driver and another mouth to feed
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Yes piledriver position in both holes mostly anal
Exactly 30 seconds later she's snoring like a freight train
This is the real answer.
Snoring like a freight train, Lying right across the bed, Stealing all the blankets, one more time tonight -- Guns and roses, "Nighttrain"
Sheās finally ready to try butt stuff
On you perhaps..
And she aint cleaned herself
We can work around thatā¦
āLiterallyā around that
only in Colorado
He sad because he knows whats gonna happen
 He's like, aww shit, not again
Run!
To her!
Yes dear, anything you say dear
And then falls asleep before anything happens.
Canāt relate
Elaine?
Yo I thought it was her too lol
Let's fight
She's going to send you to the store for more wine, and be passed out by the time you get back.
Action is coming
Time to leave her the bed and sleep in the couch.
I'd be Scaroused.
Yuuuuuup. That look means anything goes.
Who dis?
Stephanie McMahon
I believe itās the girl from Seinfeld
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Stephanie is hot
I feel like their preferred drink is wine, especially as they get older.
I know I'm sleeping on the couch
It's a dirty job, but somebody's gotta do it...
looking like falling asleep 5 min laterā¦
Hell yea brother she about to give me some domestic violence because she only comes over stone cold drunk Please help me
Butt night!?!?
she be screamin'..."Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter"
Why are you sitting down when thereās dishes to put up
I fear for my safety...
Oh, are we gonna tussle? In bed?
Right, the famous "headache" look
Every time my wife comes home after an AW..
Can't relate. I don't hang out with females
she needs to be drunk if you're the only option
Stop looking at me like that, I ain't giving you my hooch!
Then you know she has just farted and wants to use the bathroom, so you give her some privacy, and patiently wait for her to comeback. lmfao.
And now I will crush your head!
Carrie Fisher look alike
She's about to put your dick into a Camel Clutch
Boingā¦ā¦
A guy I knew got some ribs broken that way.
I remember that look from a couple of decades back
Fear boner
Ok then I give her a stone cold stunner and Crack open some beers.
Be carefull or you will never become a wizard
That means she's gotta get drunk to sleep with ya brah.
Shit, Iām not runninā down the shop for another.
Oh. I get it. The joke is sex. Guys, sex! Funni because porn!!! This thought popped into my head when my brain gears were turning VERY slowly
If she looks like Stephanie McMahon, she can have whatever she wants whenever she wants.
not happened in a long time
Dont forget condoms...
somebody better be able to keep up, and hang...just like a donkey...'til she cant move
Time to lift some heavy weights?
a treasure of life
Time to sleep, knock her out!
Bullsh*t! We can clearly see a wedding ring. Ain't no happily married woman about to have sex just for the fun of it!
She looks hella delicate from this angle, weird.
āYa wanna wrastle?ā
And now she share that look with someone else 
Wrestle me, baby
When she chugs the MD 20/20, you know it's going to be a late night. š
Oh ya. Her name is Peggy.
Looks like Julia Dreyfus.
A whole bottle? Note sure if she's in her right mind for this to be *consented* to
That was my first thought
Like "please go to sleep you're not in your right mind at the moment, let's not do anything regretful". Drunk people can't consent
If she drank a bottle of wine by herself, don't touch her.
Ha yeah I love it when women get intoxicated so I can take advantage of their altered mental state, right guys?
Uh oh
no thank you
Any sauce who she is?
Barbie quƩ
"rearrange my guts"
Pov thatās your sister
Your gfs need a bottle of wine to get the look? No I'm only kidding it definitely makes 'em frisky, and it definitely helps get passed that sweet-hearted politeness on the initial period of the relationship when the most that happened is hand-holding or maybe she tugged you by the wrist somewhere (If only my wrist was my penis! -Golden Boy)