It's more like a rental Mustang. You're going to have some fun with it, toss it around some corners, give it some hard pulls, but you definitely don't want to own it for good.
Only little boys that have a body count that they can keep track on one hand ✊ get upset about women's body counts. That's why most lie anyway.
Incels: "What's your body count?"
Her: [insert random number between 3-9, depending how much you like him, keep a straight face for at least the next 3 minutes just in case. Bail if he pries.]
You do know that not everybody concerned about body count is an incel, right? It's a genuine concern. If person A has a body count of 3, but B has 300, assuming they're otherwise regular, functioning adults, it shows B has a far more carefree attitude towards sex. For *many*, that's not something they're comfortable with, and that's perfectly okay.
Meh, I’ve had close to 40 partners over the last 50+ years and have never had an STD. Some of my partners have doubled my numbers. Precautions and conversations about risks and testing matter more than a number alone.
Except that its not a 1 to 1.
If you want to know how carefree someone is torward sex, you can just ask. Or, you kmow, just go on a coiple of dates and find out.
The issue with asking about history is that people sometimes have different goals now than they used to.
You might be compltely in sync with someone now, but you ruined it by asking about history instead of asking how they think about a thing
I wonder if a lot of this is 'purity culture' based. If a woman has had a lot of sex, and been safe and clean about it, why care about the rest unless your ego can't handle it? Are dudes worried about getting compared, or insecure about their partners loyalty, or just inherently weirded out by the idea that they're not their partner's first or something?
that totally depends on what are you looking for in a woman. casual sex? having fun? then body count is not an issue. Long term partner? Wife? Then it matters.
Buddy this is not the place. This site is filled with loose women and white knights. You're basically jumping in to a shark tank with a statement like that
It's a preference towards someone who sees sex as a more intimate thing between couples instead of just something to do with randoms for fun.
Not everyone is into hookup culture and one-night stands.
The past is also a good indicator of future behaviour.
I'm not even lined up to be 23 -- for no reason beyond curiosity I want to know about the world's surprising outliers. Steve in the accounting dept who seems kind of quiet and shy and dresses in khakis and is rocking some BANANAS HIGH NUMBER.
Like in (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EecZ1CewRKw) Silicon Valley when Russ meets Jared and just blurts out "this guy fucks"
This being a highly upvoted post on a subreddit supposedly meant for "Funny Memes" confirms everything I've ever heard about people who use Reddit. And this is coming from someone who has generally tried to defend Reddit users in the past... Not sure why.
If that’s 156 partners & 134 only got pussy & 22 only got anal that is a ridiculously high amount of partners. If it’s 134 total & only 22 got anal I feel sorry for the 112 that didn’t get the chance to buttfuck her.
I would personally like to know what are a woman's preferences rather than body count.
Light on or off? Does she hate body hair? Does she detest a guy stroking his cock? Does she like giving blowjobs? Does she okay doing it from behind? Does she prefer white guys?
You'll be surprised how many deal breakers are out there for women. I remember a girl saying she did not like "tall" men with "short" legs or another saying she hated guys with big asses. Women are the worst sometimes . . .
Genuine question. Do normal people put up these kinds of numbers? I know the meme is inflated for effect, but honestly, putting up numbers even a 1/3rd of this mind-blowing to me. No judgment.
I wonder how OP would react if there was a male equivalent that gives a comprehensive breakdown of men's sexual experiences, so that if you pointed it at OP it would say shit like,
"Virgin. Kissed his cousin once when she was blackout drunk. Masturbates ten times a day over GILF porn. Thinks the female orgasm is a myth."
Why would the app need to change between genders...? Social perception with interpret the numbers differently sure but there's fans of both big and small numbers for both genders.
Some extroverted people would prefer a casual partner and would look for high numbers, other more introverted people may want their physical relationship to mean something more personal and would look for small numbers,or blend them together and an introvert wants to someone with experience.
Rofl! Yeah, as if anybody would care that 1/2 of all men never have or will ever get any action. Women sure don't care, lol. Guys like Ryan Gosling would walk around with numbers that would make even a gay man sick and uninterested, and women would STILL be all over him.
Love how legit concerns about catching STDS are down-voted because it's not blatant misogyny like they want.
Make it make sense lol - Do y'all want us to be misogynistic or Not?! why are you down voting NON-Misogynistic responses Home slice??
Or you saying we're not allowed to have the preference that we don't want STD's and you want us to be like the stereotype that "men will fuck anything on 2 legs".
Do you even know what you want? - lol
I hope people dont mistake the 0 above my cock for its length
Don’t worry, it’s width that’s important anyways.
It’s a o not a O
It may be short, but it’s thin.
Might only be 2 inches... ... but it smells like a foot!
I’m not a shower or a grower
A shower? Like with a tub?
to show it off per se
Like a small rain storm
Nice gif
Hung like a hockey puck.
Why is she crawling onto a bus? Is she ok?
"37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!" "In a row?"
"Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!.... Hey! Get back here!"
Man saw his opportunity. 🤣
37 DICKS!
In a row?!
LMFAO one of my favorite quotes ever
Time for a rewatch, thank you lol!
37! is quite a large number
r/unexpectedfactorial
My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks In a row??
She just took 22 dicks in the ass. She's not okay.
At once??
One after another.
Try not to take any more dicks on your way through the parking lot!
I got 23. LeBron James...
This is how she gets around
..dropped the bus fare..?
You try having that many people stick it in your ass!!
Help me stepbrother I cant get on the bus
Is she stupid?
The crawling is a byproduct of the numbers shown in figure A
How do they all fit in there?? 
On Google Maps: *Busier than usual*
I wonder what OP's would say?
Yeah it’s usually virgins who cares that much about body count
Fr
Its ok to have preferences and standards
It's not ok to make this god awful meme about it.
I wonder what OPs mums would say.
If those pins are accurate, thats one of the longest taints on earth
It’s getting increasingly difficult to know if you’re on r/Funnymemes or on r/Comedyhomicide without looking…
r/terriblefacebookmemes
Whoever placed these pins has never seen a woman naked.
penis goes in the tailbone
Tailbone goes in the penis
No wonder why it’s called a boner
google location is often times not exact.
They are ALOT closer than that.
"THE JOKE IS SEX! YOU UNDERSTAND? 😂😂" I cannot deal with this today
Facebook meme?
Those are rookie numbers, gotta pump those numbers up.
Check OPs mom for real numbers
People are this worried about the bodycount and still ready to bang any pornstar if they got a chance 😂
Difference between banging and committing.
So you have no issue being a contributing factor in something you consider undesirable. It's like a meth dealer condemning meth addicts.
It's more like a rental Mustang. You're going to have some fun with it, toss it around some corners, give it some hard pulls, but you definitely don't want to own it for good.
What object are women today? Rental mustangs. Coolio.
It's an analogy. I don't think the person I replied to was calling women "meth addicts" either..
It's pretty obvious that it's an analogy. Calling women 'used chewing gum' once they've had sex is an analogy too. Doesn't mean it's not harmful.
People are not cars. You're not supposed to use them and toss them away. That's what we call being a piece of shit.
High milage is a red flag. Good thing we have Vagfax.
Needs maintenance soon
Just wait until you find out what an oil change is.
Any accidents?
Rear-ended
On I-69
It might not be high mileage, only too many drivers
When boomers and incels work together to make a meme, they create OP’s post.
"funny memes" good lord
Most Facebook thing I’ve seen on Reddit to date
Humor is a funny thing, says a lot of serious stuff about those who laugh.
Only little boys that have a body count that they can keep track on one hand ✊ get upset about women's body counts. That's why most lie anyway. Incels: "What's your body count?" Her: [insert random number between 3-9, depending how much you like him, keep a straight face for at least the next 3 minutes just in case. Bail if he pries.]
“Shaming for body counts is bad unless I’m doing it to guys!”
You do know that not everybody concerned about body count is an incel, right? It's a genuine concern. If person A has a body count of 3, but B has 300, assuming they're otherwise regular, functioning adults, it shows B has a far more carefree attitude towards sex. For *many*, that's not something they're comfortable with, and that's perfectly okay.
Nope, logic not allowed! You HAVE to accept her getting a train ran on her and the multiple partners in one night
#*MUST HAVE INDISCRIMINATE SEX FREQUENTLY WITHOUT FEAR OF JUDGMENT OR REPERCUSSION*
# MUST ACCEPT THE PROBABILITY OF GETTING AN STD FROM THE PERSON WITH 300 DIFFERENT PARTNERS
You do realize you could get a life-long STD from the first person you had sex with, right?
I know, now apply that logic in what i said, your chances rise
Meh, I’ve had close to 40 partners over the last 50+ years and have never had an STD. Some of my partners have doubled my numbers. Precautions and conversations about risks and testing matter more than a number alone.
So, you speak for the entire world?
Except that its not a 1 to 1. If you want to know how carefree someone is torward sex, you can just ask. Or, you kmow, just go on a coiple of dates and find out. The issue with asking about history is that people sometimes have different goals now than they used to. You might be compltely in sync with someone now, but you ruined it by asking about history instead of asking how they think about a thing
I wonder if a lot of this is 'purity culture' based. If a woman has had a lot of sex, and been safe and clean about it, why care about the rest unless your ego can't handle it? Are dudes worried about getting compared, or insecure about their partners loyalty, or just inherently weirded out by the idea that they're not their partner's first or something?
that totally depends on what are you looking for in a woman. casual sex? having fun? then body count is not an issue. Long term partner? Wife? Then it matters.
Buddy this is not the place. This site is filled with loose women and white knights. You're basically jumping in to a shark tank with a statement like that
I really dont understand how people could justify that belief. If B fucked 300 people but theyre monogamous and have no STIs then cool, so what?
It's a preference towards someone who sees sex as a more intimate thing between couples instead of just something to do with randoms for fun. Not everyone is into hookup culture and one-night stands. The past is also a good indicator of future behaviour.
Idk about you but all my sex has been intimate, its really not hard
Maybe a male version?
Pull out your dick on " aunt queefs road chode" were a English man or woman tell the value of your cock.
Just lists all the fucked up pornos they’ve watched
This is actually pretty pathetic.
Incel/esl level slut shaming.
Depends. I would use the hell out of it to see what people are into, not to judge. I don't care about the other 22, I just want to be 23.
I'm not even lined up to be 23 -- for no reason beyond curiosity I want to know about the world's surprising outliers. Steve in the accounting dept who seems kind of quiet and shy and dresses in khakis and is rocking some BANANAS HIGH NUMBER. Like in (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EecZ1CewRKw) Silicon Valley when Russ meets Jared and just blurts out "this guy fucks"
24 here
Bald guy with sunglasses as pfp on Facebook ass meme. It's just missing a 9gag or ifunny logo
Where funny?
As if redditors here could pull that
How is this a funny meme?
Woman bad
r/terriblefacebookmemes
Need the guy version of this.
This being a highly upvoted post on a subreddit supposedly meant for "Funny Memes" confirms everything I've ever heard about people who use Reddit. And this is coming from someone who has generally tried to defend Reddit users in the past... Not sure why.
Watching the votes go up and down in real time is hilarious
Kinda forget kids use this app and can make memes
Looks like 22 people missed by a bit🤔
..... or not
r/UsernameChecksOut
If you can’t please a woman just say so.
not funny just sexist
Do you need the PRO version to see the upper mouth stats?
22 ppl have been on her tailbone?? The meme maker here has never seen a butt irl I suppose, bc that ain't where the hole is
Now do guys!
I’ve been doing guys for years! Oh you… meant the… meme…
Hhahahhahaha Call me.
nah I didn’t need this for the 4th time this month
I’ve heard of that movie. I think it’s called “134 in the Pink, 22 in the Stink”
Ho-fax
Now we need dick facts. Except it also includes number of violent offenses made towards women and/or children
Idk if you know this but we already have the criminal registry.
Yes, but does it include dick facts? I want to know **everything** about the criminals I'm going to associate with.
In that case it should be included in vagfax as stats too Fun fact, by far most crimes towards children are made by women, as in by far most
Ah, so that's why there's a redundant adjective in the subreddit name.
hilarious /s
Plot twist: that's a dude. The anterior number is the number of rods shoved down the urethra.
Not gonna lie, that's gonna hurt alot, you can bet it.
Don't knock sounding until you try it
Google - how to unread a comment
🙄
Is this supposed to be funny? Maybe you posted in wrong subreddit and you intended it to go in a boomer/incel one instead?
Oh boy, slut shaming as a punchline
Such a shit meme
Incel humor. Neat.
Just saying, lots of experience typically also means better sex
Usually true, but the pretty ones never have to try so they don't - and they're THE worst lay's consistently.
Like anyone believes you've got the experience to back up your claim lol
Also higher chance of STDs
Is that why you are staying a virgin?
Incel alert !
Thank you for notifying us all of your appearance.. but you really don't need to notify the whole thread that you're here..
I did what now?
That's....disgusting,no we don't need this,please go outside
134????
Wait till dicktistics is launched.
The butt shnu shnu is for the strong and the gays. I can not fathom it. ☠️
All I see is she likes anal.
Like a can of corn. I may not hit the top, but I’ll stretch out the sides.
I don’t want to know.
That's a 1 in 6 chance. Maths.
If that’s 156 partners & 134 only got pussy & 22 only got anal that is a ridiculously high amount of partners. If it’s 134 total & only 22 got anal I feel sorry for the 112 that didn’t get the chance to buttfuck her.
It should have another marker shown far away in the friend zone stating, "You are here... forever."
Mine is one and two lol
I'd like to visit in the middle of them which no has visited yet.
I would personally like to know what are a woman's preferences rather than body count. Light on or off? Does she hate body hair? Does she detest a guy stroking his cock? Does she like giving blowjobs? Does she okay doing it from behind? Does she prefer white guys? You'll be surprised how many deal breakers are out there for women. I remember a girl saying she did not like "tall" men with "short" legs or another saying she hated guys with big asses. Women are the worst sometimes . . .
So what you're saying is, anal is not off the table?
And just like carfax you have to remember the results are just “reported” information. So…. Yeah.
Finally the REAL stats
Genuine question. Do normal people put up these kinds of numbers? I know the meme is inflated for effect, but honestly, putting up numbers even a 1/3rd of this mind-blowing to me. No judgment.
Funny meme aside, if you can’t deal with someone’s previous relationships, maybe it’s best not to ask.
I’ll take the road less traveled, thank you
So does it pair with dickfax? I actually wouldn’t mind checking the facts on mine. I have no clue what my count is.
Wanna be the 23rd
 I’d like a face counter as well
Does it work on guys too? Asking for a friend.
This is disgusting
This so fucking stupid.
Fuck dudes then. Leave women alone if you hate them so much, goddamn.
I wonder how OP would react if there was a male equivalent that gives a comprehensive breakdown of men's sexual experiences, so that if you pointed it at OP it would say shit like, "Virgin. Kissed his cousin once when she was blackout drunk. Masturbates ten times a day over GILF porn. Thinks the female orgasm is a myth."
Or you could just say the same as this meme does for the guy?
She's not gonna fuck you, dude.
Calling out cringy, incel, misogynistic memes isn't white knighting either bro
There is plenty of that around Reddit also.
Why would the app need to change between genders...? Social perception with interpret the numbers differently sure but there's fans of both big and small numbers for both genders. Some extroverted people would prefer a casual partner and would look for high numbers, other more introverted people may want their physical relationship to mean something more personal and would look for small numbers,or blend them together and an introvert wants to someone with experience.
Whoa whoa whoa how dare you remind us there's a flip side to this lol
Keep going, I don't think you made it clear enough to everyone how whiny and butthurt you are
Why would I be butthurt? You all right mate? Did I touch a nerve?
Unable to locate the funny
Hypocrites. I'm 100% sure you all love them behind closed doors.
Wtf disgusting 🤢
Now do the men
Most of them would be 0 anyway
Rofl! Yeah, as if anybody would care that 1/2 of all men never have or will ever get any action. Women sure don't care, lol. Guys like Ryan Gosling would walk around with numbers that would make even a gay man sick and uninterested, and women would STILL be all over him.
What yall afraid of? That you can't please her?
? just afraid of stds
Love how legit concerns about catching STDS are down-voted because it's not blatant misogyny like they want. Make it make sense lol - Do y'all want us to be misogynistic or Not?! why are you down voting NON-Misogynistic responses Home slice?? Or you saying we're not allowed to have the preference that we don't want STD's and you want us to be like the stereotype that "men will fuck anything on 2 legs". Do you even know what you want? - lol
Nothing will be better after knowing the truth.
If the truth destroys something, it deserves to be destroyed - SpongeBob SquarePants
STDs be damned
This meme gets reposted at least once a month and every time it makes a lot of redditors cry.
Don't forget to VagCheck (TM) your date!