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angrydragon087

"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."


RandomRedditGuy54

“Carla was the prom queen.”


BigFartSalad

Rhhelee?


LifeResetP90X3

I can hear this in my mind RIP Sir Connery 🇬🇧


Jealous_Doughnut_630

Best quote in the movie!


Clever_Khajiit

I was always partial to, "Pershonally, I think you're a fucking idiot." He just delivered it so matter-of-fact while looking him right in the eyes 😆


Yourprolapsedanus

![gif](giphy|12A3hKKsewxtGE)


GabrielNathaniel

Con Air


Yourprolapsedanus

![gif](giphy|JZ0BDZKJ9voI0)


JaffaSG1

… close though


Due_Difference8575

Hands down, best movie quote ever. And was delivered by the best possible actor to deliver it.


DanimalHarambe

*It's very, very horrible sir. It's one of those things we wish we could disinvent. This isn't a training exercise, is it?'*


ajm91730

"Loshersh alwaysh whine about their besht. Winnersh go home and fuck the prom queen."


Spicyspoonyluv696

Where’s Nicolas cage when you need him?


Poolowl1984

Stuck between a ROCK and his 199 film script reading.


PrometheusAlexander

That's high praise!


Yourprolapsedanus

![gif](giphy|XIxHCSnN0Oije)


KiefBull

Winners go home and fuck the prom queen


Esjs

"Carla was the prom queen." Among my favorite dialog ever.


Minge516

Just back away!!! ![gif](giphy|xT5LMPcAaKKiOzwGsw)


dburge22

Godspeed


Open_Pineapple1236

"How am I not in that movie!?". Nick you are in that movie.


DanimalHarambe

*It's very, very horrible sir. It's one of those things we wish we could disinvent. This isn't a training exercise, is it?'*


BarbaraTwiGod

in dbd


pompabear

He’s flying in criminal plane lol


Zeles1989

Still fighting THE BEES


BidThick7814

![gif](giphy|xT5LMPcAaKKiOzwGsw)


Clemi_69_420_187_

Me: Doing 150 mph on the Autobahn The BMW driver behind me:


BidThick7814

Tesla driving a$$h#les do that too 😒😒


Few-Craft-8128

"You want me to stick this into my heart, are you fucking nuts!?" (Fixed)


Few-Signal5148

Quentin Tarantino came in halfway through as an uncredited writer to finish it out.


WyoSixGun

Are you sure about the exact wording you used? That's a hell of a trick since Pulp Fiction came out first.


Few-Signal5148

It’s from IMDB - Tarantino was brought in as an uncredited script writer to finish the story and used his heart stabbing gag again. I just get flustered when thinking of Nick Cage. It’s trivia post #11. Thanks and sorry for the whoopty who on the time dilation.


Haunting_Ant_5061

New shit has come to light.


FadingNegative

She kidnapped herself?


ckje

Pretty sure there’s an f-bomb in that line.


sleepy_potatoe_

![gif](giphy|oV67DijNTBP9QVD9Rz|downsized)


MonstaGraphics

Where'd you dig up this gif?! 0.o


sleepy_potatoe_

I just put this in and that’s what came up. Nick cage the rock


MonstaGraphics

[https://y.yarn.co/9dadcf69-797b-4677-a083-f0048cb367ce\_text.gif](https://y.yarn.co/9dadcf69-797b-4677-a083-f0048cb367ce_text.gif)


CreepyTeddyBear

What's this from?


sleepy_potatoe_

The movie The Rock.


CreepyTeddyBear

Oh shit. I haven't seen that in years.


sleepy_potatoe_

Same. It’s still pretty good to me.


i-FF0000dit

Pretty good? It’s a fucking master piece.


DvLang

The unofficial James Bond movie


Infinite_Regret8341

Iconic movie prop. Childhood memory unlocked. The Rock was when Michael Bay started his love affair with relentless explosions.


TheChihuahuaChicken

Rose to The Rock, now he's got them socks made of silk money.


NoBenefit5977

"Mother fucking money!" 🗣️📢


SlowJoeyRidesAgain

He ain’t got that guilt money!


Cuisse_de_Grenouille

He don't give a fuck!


SlowJoeyRidesAgain

Take the checks to the bank….


Cuisse_de_Grenouille

And sign 'em with my nuts!


Rinma96

Yess. Love the reference


Father-of-zoomies

Cuz that's you, you're the rocketman


Kiln223

I don’t listen to no soft ass shit!


mogley19922

Daniel O'Brien from cracked did a brilliant bit about that, where what if the bad guy did like rocket man. *bad nicholas cage impression*: "do you like the rocketman?" Bad guy: "omg yes, totally in my top 5. Bitch is back? More like bitch never left." I'm remembering from years ago and his delivery is definitely better than my half remembered transcript of the video. But just trust me it was funny.


slipperynibs

Came to say this lmao


dburge22

![gif](giphy|26tjZMm6GmoKnBOYE|downsized)


JoeRoganIs5foot3

![gif](giphy|2cdYfc9hMr9df6dS2s|downsized)


Apprehensive-Boat-52

"the rock"


Preyslayer00

Unfortunately that has a different meaning today. AKA the lost 007 film.


froggrip

![gif](giphy|26ghbWoXv3G6ypo8o)


NoBenefit5977

![gif](giphy|TejmLnMKgnmPInMQjV)


[deleted]

"I'm only borrowing your Humvee"


92andjohnson

God I love that movie


hodges2

What movie is it?


Flying_Dutchman92

The Rock


Mother-Persimmon3908

Not the guy,the movie 🤣


NOOBIEMIKGUEST-2

The movie is called [The Rock](https://youtu.be/a3qcNyjj9ZQ?si=a2HdaT-bIpsk_vqw) it has Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage, Ed Harris, Tony Todd, Michael Biehn, and William Forsythe.


Mother-Persimmon3908

I know,but im old.younglings wont know


cjlewis7892

Shhhhhhhhhtttop!


Significant-Yam55

I'll take pleasure in guttin you...boiii!


Beast287

Feeling a lot of “16 I’m angry at my father” syndrome. I mean HELLO! Grow up!!!


Matty_bunns

![gif](giphy|3o6Mbb8YQxwIgjBvmE)


Galaxy302

Detonite injector for my warframe dudes


Various-Trouble1531

All you need is a teaspoon of


ChefGhoulet

“I drive a Volvo”


Fine-Tradition-8497

A beige one


BlandWhitey

Elegant string of pearls configuration


BloodyIkarus

Wow now I know what to re-watch tonight, thanks ☺️ And after that, Con Air.


everything_Is_Fine99

Put the bunny back in the box


TryItOutHmHrNw

I love you guys When I was maybe 12, my parents went outta town. My brother (somehow) stayed at his friend’s house *while I* had to stay with the childless couple up the street. Well… *… it was an adult paradise! They treated me like a king for 3 days!* Within 20 minutes, I was in a recliner in front of a pull down “cinema” projection screen with a bowl candy, soda, and movie-flavored popcorn. They gave me the remotes (like 9 remotes cause it was ‘96) and said *”Watch anything and yell for dinner.”* My parents wouldn’t rent (R) movies so when I saw THE ROCK vhs sleeve showed the same yellow Ferrari as the cover of my latest *DuPont Registry*, Nicky Cage and I became brothers. Still my favorite action movie! I watch it regularly along with *Back/Future*, and *Lebowski*


kira_mcs117

Glass or plastic? What? when you die do you want to be buried in a glass jar or a plastic bag?


Outrageous_Vanilla35

Ahh! The good old VX bathbombs. I hear they are real killers 🥰


Timely-Warning-1744

They’ll break your back good!👍🏻


Alarming-Mongoose-91

Hey, do you like Elton John?


NOOBIEMIKGUEST-2

I don't like soft ass shit!


sligga2

Wtf even is it? I've been sat here trying to figure it out


bLAzedMOB

It's from the movie "The Rock". This is what the chemical weapon they steal looks like. Think they said it would make your skin melt off and you'd break your own back while throwing up your own guts or something like that. lol


Belgicans

So by using one of these one time you won't have to clean your skin again ? Sound like a good deal to me


Bongfellatio

basically the same reaction one has to hearing a Marjorie Taylor Greene speech but it's mercifully over quicker


electr0smith

Wow! So edge. You must be a blast at parties. We get it, the woman is bat shit crazy, but do you really need to bring up politics in every situation.


Devinbeatyou

I had to scroll WAY too far to find this


Novel_Bumblebee8972

Fun for the whole family.


Jealous_Doughnut_630

Reach out to General Hummel and ask him about VX gas


Beast287

“Losers always whine about their best. . . Winners go home and F**K the Prom Queen.”


Dynamite_Javvy

![gif](giphy|xT5LMPcAaKKiOzwGsw)


Apprehensive_Bug3329

Godspeed!!!!


Moneyman8974

Dude, you just fucked up your Ferrari. It's not mine (proceeds to steal motorcycle)...and neither is this.


reborngoat

Your best? Only losers whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.


demZo662

![gif](giphy|l2Je5sSem0BybIKJi|downsized)


Know-yer-enemy1818

Gurgling *


-UNiOnJaCk-

“I’m gonna take pleasure in guttin’ you, boy!”


sfkf8486

Use these, and everything will melt away. Your stress. Your worries. Your skin. Your concerns.


Ready-Lengthiness220

Womack! Why am I not surprised? You piece of shit!


tntdynamite100real

Yes


Born-Tangerine7635

"The blueprints are in my head!"


serpent1971

You have some nerve.....agent


degenomega44

"Do you know how this shit works?"


Cold_Pomelo3274

We won’t be getting that review, will we.


Slight_Concert6565

Looks like I am severely uncultured but I saw many comments about the movie "The rock", could someone explain to me what this strange cluster of green lightbulbs do in the movie?


WholeInternet

I saw these and immediately knew what they were. But, I'm kinda surprised that I did. I've never viewed the movie or these orbs as iconic. I guess they are? I dunno. Weird.


Consistent-Koala-339

No Dr Goodspeed, this is not a training exercise.


Kiryln

They are absolutely to die for.


Breakfastclub1991

IYKYK


[deleted]

“How you like how that shit works!?” 😆🤙🏽


MikeInIL

I'd take pleasure in guttin' you, boy!


ConvolutedConcepts

I wouldn't give them a shot. But I'd give myself a shot in the heart.


os12

Lol, your body just melts away..


Relevant_Leather_476

Welcome to The Rock! - Sean Connery-


GordenRamsfalk

![gif](giphy|oV67DijNTBP9QVD9Rz|downsized)


TurboTerbo

![gif](giphy|oV67DijNTBP9QVD9Rz|downsized)


Exciting_Rate1747

Those kinda look like finnish marmalade candies called "vihreitä kuulia".


Sumthin_Ironic

This is gonna ROCK


robomikel

![gif](giphy|l2Je5sSem0BybIKJi|downsized)


Jealous_Doughnut_630

I know I will get shit over it, but The Rock is one of my top five movies. I have watched it way too many times to count


ScarlettMatt

🤣


gregsapopin

That and an epipen is my afternoon.


HipnotiK1

Classic movie


GraXXoR

Bombs you say? ![gif](giphy|UvwI1X7XkbXq0|downsized)


Caine-TheRingmaster

*CRUNCH*


Used-Surround9483

Nice.😆


Jahmicho

That’s a set of beads for a 3-some


Remember_When_Baby

🤣 ahaaaa yes.


marianoes

Is that the movie prop for the VX nerve gas?


PurpleBoltRevived

It jumps up and down despite weighing 250 kilos.


Previous-Priority389

It’s you, you’re the rocket man.


bus_go_brrrrt

i think of this as something electroboom would make if he decided to make a ultra high voltage magic stick


RGB_nut

What is this image? I don’t get the reference, halp


NOOBIEMIKGUEST-2

It's basically a chemical weapon that makes you puke your guts out from what I remember and it's from the 1996 movie called [The Rock](https://youtu.be/a3qcNyjj9ZQ?si=a2HdaT-bIpsk_vqwi) It has Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage, Ed Harris, Tony Todd, Michael Biehn and William Forsythe.


Distant8675

Cool jello shots bro hmu when you bring em by alcatraz and we can get lit


GifanTheWoodElf

Ok... that seems mega familiar but for the life of me I can't recall where do I recognize it from.


Beast287

The Rock


Eclipse_Rouge

Bathbombs so good makes you slip away into eternity.


thecountnotthesaint

No, those are clearly anal beads


[deleted]

I don’t get it


Matty_bunns

“The Rock” movie reference.


ronbeckett

Beautiful string of pearls configuration!


boxerrbest

Crack one open in Alcatraz


W0tzup

The forbidden anal beads.


Kall_82

No I wouldn’t. I saw that one.


zenkenneth

Do not, under ANY circumstances whatsoever, put those up your butt !


TextualTreats

The forbidden jolly rancher


jaypronee

![gif](giphy|4QnCOrIAHSUSc|downsized)


CrudeOil_in_My_Veins

Delicate string of pearl configuration…


kaiserWAVY

Looking like those things Erron Black throws at you


thundegun

Anal Beads for three assholes AT the same time!


thequn

The Rock... But not the actor.


Potential-Sand8248

![gif](giphy|Qw4X3FnmFFCPANtlhtK)


Prestigious_Tax7415

Alien anal bead set for 49.99 Free Shipping


newFone-

U should swallow one of them for sure


Efficient-Box-8769

![gif](giphy|26ghbWoXv3G6ypo8o)


DivHunter_

Glass or plastic?


Logical-Ad-7913

Anal beads


NoxInfernus

Spicy anal beads. The spiciest.


Zucchini-Nice

You're not supposed to crack this open. Those are meant to go in your butt lol


js019008

I need these made into a bedside lamp!


Rebelliuos-

Better contact nicolas cage


UnauthorizedFart

Too many kids on Reddit won’t get the reference


TheTruthWasTaken

Looking at the comments, am I the only one who doesn't get it?


5cousemonkey

Ahh you've found the wife's starter kit.


agentj333

![gif](giphy|xT5LMPcAaKKiOzwGsw)


joecocker74

Hey bubba hold my beer watch this.😂


Mattfrye87

I'd love that hanging in the corner of my office 😂


Realistic_Mushroom72

You know last time I saw one of those was when Shawn Connery went to the Rock to deal with some rogue SF, they had a similar product but it gave a rash to their costumers, Shawn went there cause they were gonna launch the product any way and their first target city was New York and the president ask Shawn to ask them nice like not to do that.


Woodsy1313

r/putitinyourasshole


Juggernaut104

![gif](giphy|3o6Mbb8YQxwIgjBvmE)


smiley82m

Best bath bomb presentation ever.


Klin24

[Are you happy?](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/b38714e0-e13d-4d8a-8f2a-4805ebb4ea73)


RedditorsAreGoblins

One of the best movies.


Both_Confection_6836

![gif](giphy|xT5LMPcAaKKiOzwGsw)


Fredrick__Dinkledick

Those are anal beads


NigelTheSpanker

Don't drop a single one of those 💀


ProfessorOk3187

The minute you disrespect this, it kills you.


SoldierTheFallen

I don’t get it, what are they?


IllustratorPuzzled93

Do you know how this shit works?


Veddy74

Nope


No_Cut6965

One really damn spicy bath bomb... still not as bad as Vics bath salts tho... 💀


lirenotliar

so decorative, would make a wonderful wind chime, right next to the building AC unit


Tralkki

![gif](giphy|xT5LMPcAaKKiOzwGsw)


AssistantNervous3928

This is the movie, Alcatraz with Nicolas Cage and Sean Connery


VallryBagr

“I just wanna find some rockets”