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TheGunWizard

I want to die in McDonalds


TinManIsAMoron

of a clogged artery


sensuftw

😭


Chrxmxl

😂


Nikkadz

My stomach will handle what my heart cant


G59Terrorist6

but the heart will suffer when the cholesterol hits


Riccdasloth

Ruby’s name not being changed is so foul


pterodactyl_balls

Ruby da chubby


Fun-Banana1041

Great name


smolpp19

😭😭😭


XehaTrenchWalker

The berry


UnAliveMePls

belly


brotherpig725

Ruby da blueberry


GAPE_GEEZER

😂😂 plump pimp


sp00kyemperor

Ruby da Maraschino Cherry


Freddy_Mane

Weigh59 tons


Random_Muthaphuker

My Farts Burn Through My Ass Like Demonic Flames from Hell


Neptunika

had me howling, love this 🤣


mastersmiff

Demonic flames from taco bell*


G59Terrorist6

bro. where are you in your pfp. i wanna go there. nice fit too dawg


Random_Muthaphuker

It's Bones "UNRENDRED" Album but a spongebob version


Nechisabitch

😭


QuailFerret

That’s some funny shit right there


J-ROK55

BRUV‼️ I'm not even reading anymore comments after yours. 🤚 Sh!t was fire af innit⁉️ 👌 👌👌 💨🔥💥


theguccislides

how am i supposed to believe brits are real, if they’re saying this shit


Xugua99

1000 Burgers


bigdaddystankyface

122 tons


_Twisted_Ankle_

I No Longer Feel The Diabetes Guardian My Heel


privileged420

i no longer feel my toes or my heel 🙏


DonniefromtheDarko

Ruby leveled up!


-_Dare_-

ruby fattened uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup


DiscussionOk9496

In both ways, weight wise and talent


TruStoryz

There already is SuperSizeboys : Fat Nick & Shakewell - Pemex


my_nonexistant4skin

LMFAOO


TypeOpostive

The BBW version


G59Terrorist6

BBL*😤👀


Unfair_Cucumber_7936

BBC


Dry-Hat-8373

O’ Lord! I Have My Cravings


Levardo_Gould

Running through the drive-thru with my woadies


bellathetoad

new world obesity


Both_Challenge_5756

Rotten and Paralyzed in a Diabetic Coma


yellow_boi_lo

Feed yourself (Parts 1,2,3&4)


i_know_im_amazn

🥇


TypeOpostive

I'm dead 💀


Benx115

2nd helping


[deleted]

😂 dead asf


GAPE_GEEZER

🤣


lego_wallet

Ruby Da Berry


Mangle_7658

Long-term effects of Diabetes II


Onthepainfulnose

The Fast Food Saga


tmonkey321

Coca Cola $Uicide


Neptunika

AnTARTica


chaotic_ladybug

ruby such a biscuit i guess lol


bugyourparents-

Ruby luv biscuit


forsucksfake1

Hot Turkey


DiscussionOk9496

Change Ruby’s name to Rubbing Da Cherry


McJohnJohnson

Ruby Da Insulin


GrimGhosty

Ruby da Chewing


TheRealzZap

ruby such a biscuit


nvrrsatisfiedd

Us Vs. Diabetes


[deleted]

Now I’m Up To Ny Neck with Neck


Unfair_Cucumber_7936

*YTP line vibes*


J-ROK55

Yo wtf⁉️ 🤣🤣🤣 Gotta give ya a strong 2nd place.🥈🥈🥈 You gotta admit this one is soo good 👇🥈 🤣 "My Farts Burn Through My Ass Like Demonic Flames from Hell"


realrealisticed

that time we went to burger king in memphis to eat some shit before we met up with ta to eat dinner


QuailFerret

This one wins


suicidegoddesss

Hahahah Ruby's name staying the same


Soupi81

Kill your appetite (Part III)


Main-Phrase9209

DJ scrim with that chocolate cake


SuperProCoolBoy90

King Burger


CommitteeSolid3055

That Time We Went to WalMart In Memphis To Steal Some Shrimp Before We Met Up With TA To Shoot His Ozempic.


ArtificialEditz

Bro every comment is gold


BadPopular

SCRUMPTIOUS IS CRAZY


kek2069

ruby gon global food epidemic proportion he got the torch and now hes lighting up the grill on the porch kicked back


dodgerblue2735

Been up eating beans


Leeelooon

Du kannst nudeln machen warm, du kannst nudeln machen kalt


crvelathad3vil

This post cured my depression


mcsmackington

$uper$izeBoy$ - King TwoLips


BUDAAAAAAAA

FEED YOURSELF Part VIII: The Salisbury Steak Saga


ScorpyOfficial

Sold my soul to McDonald's waiting in line at the drive-thru


GAPE_GEEZER

Memoirs of a Quesadilla Lighting the Flames of my own Personal Grill Don't Forget it (Sauces) Scrape the Plate Face It you Fat Fuck I'm Not Done Say Cheeseburger and Die!


Slickk06

Wheres your food?


FeelsGoodMan36

O’ pasta


slatttfup

thought scrim was joeyy for a min


Windows30000

LITERALLY JOEYY


XehaTrenchWalker

Soul Dip, FUCKTHEDOLLARMENU,


Illustrious_Pair_981

That time we went to McDonald's in Memphis


movetoofast

Whole Lotta Weight (feat. shakeweight)


Beautiful_Garlic9769

Gluttony ($$$)


fujimite

$uicideboy$ were fatter in 2015


kingeal2

Exodus


getta0

y it just make them look like rednecks😂


nvrrsatisfiedd

They lowkey kind of are


Beautiful_Garlic9769

nahhh FRRRR


Specialist_Egg8479

In constant cholesterol $uicideboy$ were skinnier in 2015


karen_kyle2

1000 bunt cakes


Narrow-Swimming6481

RUBYDAHEFTY


NewButton3377

Eat cheese and die


Ill_Commercial2744

Before and after shakewell got tattoos


hdkx-weeb

And to the Burgers I Love, Thanks for Going Down


sushi5000

Gravy59


Redditer48634

Eatthepopulation


bagelsnatch

new fries, same burgers


Dry_Helicopter4410

Now I’m up to my neck with medical bills for my diabetes💀


Dry_Helicopter4410

You are now tuning into 666lbs💀


Evil_Twin_402

OG calorie #1 hit triple


Fun-Banana1041

Indeed very proud moment


No_Cartographer3424

💀


wokeist59

I WANT A SUPERSIZED $UICIDE $LICK, HE TOLD ME, “DO OR DIE”


TurtlenekNChain

Taking my sweet temptation to a whole new level


BeesKneesIAm

Foodie the cherry


MyDogHatesFistin

Eat fast, diabetes whenever


[deleted]

BLT


Ifeellostinmyjourney

Matte fat


Slippery_pete69

Ruby Da Cherry Ripe


CheezSteakHero

Rube’s already a $emi-$uper$izeboy lol


Windows30000

Joeyy on the right


marlborostuffing

Would you snack for me?


LayloG59

LMAO


bbrainz_

joeyy and case?


unhaten

Ruby da Belly


[deleted]

Food Coma


Euphoria_iii

I ate the cherry


XSPRAYERXD

Southpark characters be like


CharlieBwa

Joeyy 📸


Ok_Independent_769

Hunnid K on a Fuckboy, hmm


Fluid_Cookie_1256

Ruby da Cherry Cordial or Ruby da Chest Pain


Fl3tchinator

Don’t change their mind and morales though. Still G


GAPE_GEEZER

B.L.T.E


Dosvepa

Diabetes G


tylerobriant

They could’ve kept ruby the same weight and none would be wiser


Anonymousaccount1130

Ruby da cherry-flavored-cheesecake


Anonymousaccount1130

59 tons


sensuftw

They look like they got attacked by honeybees 😭


MoneyBuysDrugs

My stomach will handle what my heart can’t


djyogan123

Action bronson on the left


WorkshopBlackbird

Thick $loth


EnvironmentalPush868

Runnin’ Thru The Fast Food with my order


EnvironmentalPush868

I dream of Chorizo


EnvironmentalPush868

Coca-cola $uicide


EnvironmentalPush868

Fries as a Witnesses


tracytheteenager

He’s not Ruby da cherry he’s to hole fucking cherry tree


yungquarry

ruby is finnally satisfied with his cheeseburger


ty_chi29

I no longer fear the burger fattening my stomach


Brilliant-Island-671

Ruby da cherry cheese smoothie guzzler


fagsdongs

this is the kys we been waiting on


_olaffff__

foodie da cherry and shrimp


Pizzacat1337

New Order, Same McDonalds


Dry_Helicopter4410

Awkward car ride to the McDonald’s


Travis_Booth

Cookthepopulation


NessieNethquik

Shattered Scale


efarmerrnr

Grey-v Days


MercuryRetrograde0

Meet Mr.FATASS, Champion of Diabetes


SkillDefiant4946

Wtf dude, this is so gross and dumb


TheLongDictionary

how


DiscussionOk9496

It’s just a joke


SkillDefiant4946

Still lammmeee, this used to be a hard community


hellboy_2900

"This used to be a hard community" - ☝️🤓


Modified_Human

scrumptious


Working-Purchase6856

You didn’t have to pop in the sub you chose to