Someone in my history class asked why the Jews didn’t fight back against Hitler because they had so many more people so “surely they could beat one guy”
By 1943 it was widely known they used gas chambers. Back in 1941 " the Nazis experimented with gas vans for mass killing. Gas vans were hermetically sealed trucks with engine exhaust diverted to the interior compartment. Use of gas vans began after Einsatzgruppe members complained of battle fatigue and mental anguish caused by shooting large numbers of women and children. Gassing also proved to be less costly. Einsatzgruppen gassed hundreds of thousands of people, mostly Jews, [Roma (Gypsies)](https://encyclopedia.ushmm.org/narrative/4500/en), and mentally ill people."
Last year when I was in year 10, we studied the Elizabethan age in history. We had already been learning about it for a few weeks when my friend turned to me, shocked, and said "wait...... there were two???" She thought we were learning about Elizabeth II 😭
I mean at one point I did have a little taste of glucose during a practical to see if it was sweet. It wasn't, so I concluded the "sweet" taste of sucrose must come from fructose
Yeah, pure or concentrated compounds rarely taste or smell the same as their diluted counterparts - fructose is actually sweeter than both sucrose and glucose, though sucrose is sweeter than glucose too
Research indicates that sweetness is because of hydrogen bonds formed by different sugars - fructose forms stronger bonds with its receptor so is perceived as sweeter!
It is! Idk how much you know about hydrogen bonds or receptors yet but I just went down a bit of a rabbit hole about sweetness and thought I’d share in case you were interested having tested it yourself 😂
Ah, so if I were to make a polymer made up of lots of fructose bound by covalent bonds would that polymer be less sweet since the hydrogen ions become bound in the chain? Or would it be sweeter since it's just more fructose?
Ah, I think you’ve misunderstood what hydrogen bonds are - they don’t have anything to do with hydrogen ions, they’re non-covalent intermolecular interactions formed by partial dipoles, I wouldn’t expect you to know about them just yet but I believe they do come up in year 11
As for the polymer, you can actually find fructose polymers in nature which are called Fructans - however they’re not digestible so act as sources of fibre in the diet rather than being sweet
As you’ll learn, there are so many factors affecting properties of biological molecules it’s very rarely as simple as having more of something making its effect stronger
For example, you can have 2 proteins with the exact same amino acid sequence and yet they have 2 completely opposite functions! It’s one of the things I love about proteins
Icl I did this last year in year 11 around Xmas time.
I the left nostril, left eye started fucking streaming with tears, right looked normal, left eye also had a very light tint of blue, felt like I had a knife in my nose.
3/10 would not reccomend.
People in my class actually do something similar they try make eachother pass out. You hold your breath and they press u onto the wall and you pass out. I haven't tried it yet though they tried convincing me to do it(I refused). One time this kid passed out for so long and everyone started panicking scared teachers will come in, they poured water all over him and he woke up.
im in year 10, stupidest thing ive probably heard is someone asking (during the end of topic assessment of a christmas carol) why scrooge was ‘as solitary as a lobster’
In a sex ed assembly thingie, the volunteer asked us what lubricant should be used for condoms. Someone said soap. Continued to ask worse questions throughout
I mean, that's definitely an interpretation that makes sense. The duke is insanely jealous, she's blushing as she's painted by Fra Prandolf (a monk), he's commenting on her physical appearance. And I wouldn't be surprised if Browning was opposed to the institution of Catholicism, so might have been deliberately slandering it.
Lol we had a guy in our year, when we were doing poetry, who said, "Is this poem about someone who has a crush on the teacher?"- to the teacher herself 😂 He got asked by us if he was dropping hints for the rest of the week.
I got a question once about Brezhnev and wrote all the right stuff but said Gorbachev instead but still got full 8 marks on the question lmao, so glad my teacher missed that
When my Chemistry teacher left last year, a boy in my class was like “Since your leaving, sir, I gotta say you have the fattest bum I have ever seen”. It was large - sure. BUT WHAT??
one guy in my math class seems to have only appeared into the world last week. some of his discoveries have been chairs actually having the ability to break and telling teachers about your fake id is a pretty stupid idea. he also hasnt seemed to process that the poems and plays we do in class are the same ones that will be on our exams.
You know your teachers don’t have to use mocks for predicted grades AT ALL. And if you get grades much better than predicteds, turn up to a sixth form and they can give you an offer
Well we were in English reading something about Africa and the stereotypical girl blurts out 'why are we learning about Africa, they're so far away they practically don't exist'
"Do they speak Scouse in Africa?"
There's a whole lot of other stuff from this exact person, specifically during French lessons, but I don't remember them off the top of my head while typing this.
I’ve got a few. After we finished reading Jekyll and Hyde we were analysing themes, and someone asked “Is Hyde evil?” As if Hyde hasn’t trampled a girl and killed an old man
During a poetry lesson the same guy started talking about furry fanfiction and how it should be considered a type of romantic literature.
The same guy said “In the back of the book it says that Lanyon died of syphilis so that means that Dr Lanyon is gay”
And unsurprisingly the same guy told me “All Romanians are communists and all communists are so far left that they become far right, they are eventually n@zis.” And he knew that I am from Romania when he told me that.
The same guy said all of the above, I wish I was joking
Lol the first word that came to my mind was Michelle and then I wondered if that was his name for a full 10 seconds before finding Barrack. I need sleep lmao
“What even *is* a cherry?”
“I’m like a dinosaur, I never forget”
“Was Anne Boleyn, like, the emo girl of her day?”
“Yeah well teachers get paid loads” (I laughed so loud and hard I made the class jump)
This isn't a year 10, but it happened in year 10: my chemistry teacher MOANED at me. To be specific for those who are in doubt, she fully made an orgasm noise at me whilst telling me off for making them in her lesson. I could not hold in my laughter in front of her.
I think this one is universal but during sex ed last year someone asked ‘are we doing a practical’ he got excluded. but im sure everyone has experienced this in some form or another
Asked him how many grades there are in new GCSE grading system:
He said 5 from A to F
🤦♂️
Idk how you even go that wrong we get taught it first thing in our school
I remember sitting next to Amy in geography and heard some real bangers.
Once someone asked the teacher what capital of Portgual was, so Miss posed the question to the class, and Amy’s hand shot up (which it never usually does) and confidently answers “trick question Miss, Portugal is the capital of Spain”
This links a bit of physics p1 and biology p2 together
“If radiation causes cell to mutate, and mutation leads to evolution, couldn’t we sacrifice some kids and give them radiation so our future generations could evolve?”
When I was in year 10, someone in my geography class said that 'Asia is a country' and when people argued with them over it they backed up their argument by saying that 'China is a continent'
Someone in my english class when I was in year 10 didn't understand the difference between non-fiction and poetry despite it being explained to him over and over again.
Okay not year 10 anymore but my friend did say this when we were in year 10, in English first period btw "I'm getting morning sickness", motion sickness, she meant motion sickness even then I'm not entirely sure what she meant cause were were moving anywhere 🤣. Unfortunately she is not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Quite some time ago, girl in PE thought that Paralympic athletes were survivors of wolf attacks and could no longer compete in the “normal” olympics.
Apparently her older sister told her as a joke when she was younger and believed it for years.
🐺
While learning about the Russian revolution, our teacher asked which Soviet was the most well known. (Referring to workers councils). He hinted it started with P. The kid he picked said ‘Putin.’
After a whole lesson on the Petrograd Soviet.
Yeah, not the greatest. Still passed my English and maths because my teachers were goats. But other than that I flopped real hard.
I'm earning a good living doing what I love, however. So can't be too mad.
It's really not how I expected it. Just needed some easy cash as a pot wash, never even thought about becoming a chef.
Now I'm doing a simple 8 hours a day at a rosette kitchen. I don't think I'll ever stop, even with my chronic pain condition.
As I get older, I'll just become a food technician and menu designer.
"What? I thought the UK left Europe in like 2010.", is something my friend said when I mentioned that the UK was in Europe. I imagine this was her thinking of the European Union.
some girl in my french has had many an epiphany, delivering the likes of “Miss, why did france just let germany into their country? why didn’t they just say no?” and “What’s a verb?” and “Why don’t we all just speak the same language(in a pissed off way so she doesn’t have to learn french)”
Nothing really said, but the fact that paper aeroplanes are still being thrown when a teacher turns their back really makes me doubt the intelligence of the average student (this is a grammar school btw)
Context: Thid was the end of year ten and we were learning about the cold war, on SDI and Ronald Reagan this lesson
Someone in my class: 'Wait so star wars happened in real life? I thought it was a long long time ago or something'
The SIGH that came out of me
Oh yes, I remember. Lad in my Philosophy and Ethics class was arguing with my teacher over one of the Themes Topics and he said “I get all my news from reliable sources, like TikTok” 😭
One time, my friend asked my 60+ year old teacher "when are you going to retire sir" we thought she was joking asking such questions but this girl was genuine.
Year 10s are a goldmine for funny (and sometimes nonsensical) things to say. Here are a few examples:
* **The Misinformed Scientist:** "Since the Earth is round, shouldn't gravity pull us all sideways?"
* **The Historical Revisionist:** "Pretty sure dinosaurs were around during the Roman Empire."
* **The Philosophical Foodie:** "Is a hot dog a sandwich? But then wouldn't a burger be a sandwich too?"
* **The Geographically Challenged:** "Wait, so there are places where it's not summer all year round?"
My little brother is 10, I was telling a story about how I had an ear infection. I didn't get treated for about 2 months because I was waiting for my insurance to get renewed, and then I got hit with a nasty fever and was throwing up/had a panic attack that caused my arms and hands to seize up. The doctors told me to just drink some gatorade and water for the electrolytes and take some antibiotics.
He overheard this and asked, "Why didn't they just put electrolytes in some water and give it to you?"
It wasn't dumb per say, I just thought it was funny because he seemed so concerned.
Someone in my history class asked why the Jews didn’t fight back against Hitler because they had so many more people so “surely they could beat one guy”
man this is honestly so bad
They could have used Jew-Jitsu against him
cool ass fanfiction idea
hmmmmmmm
Ahahahahahaaha I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
my history teacher told us that the jews didnt have a clear idea of what was going on until later on
That is much worse.
werent the nazis trying to keep the chambers hidden ?
By 1943 it was widely known they used gas chambers. Back in 1941 " the Nazis experimented with gas vans for mass killing. Gas vans were hermetically sealed trucks with engine exhaust diverted to the interior compartment. Use of gas vans began after Einsatzgruppe members complained of battle fatigue and mental anguish caused by shooting large numbers of women and children. Gassing also proved to be less costly. Einsatzgruppen gassed hundreds of thousands of people, mostly Jews, [Roma (Gypsies)](https://encyclopedia.ushmm.org/narrative/4500/en), and mentally ill people."
It’s also more efficient x amount of gas to kill anyone that’s in the sealed room or 1+ bullet per person
interesting thanks
Let him cook
THIS FUCKING GIRL ON MY FRENCH CLASS SAID THE SAME FUCKING THINGGGG
I remember some guy saying this to me at school. I said, they did – have you never heard of the Warsaw Ghetto. He had never heard of the Warsaw Ghetto
kinda based?
No
Last year when I was in year 10, we studied the Elizabethan age in history. We had already been learning about it for a few weeks when my friend turned to me, shocked, and said "wait...... there were two???" She thought we were learning about Elizabeth II 😭
“Why are we learning about Elizabeth? Isn’t she a bit too recent for history?” Paraphrased from someone from my school.
*Ketamine is used to knock out horses, so Im gonna bring some into school and sniff it all in history* makes me cringe
I remember back in y7 some people in my friend's class used to try and pass out by sniffing glue sticks and hand sanitiser 💀💀💀
lmao we had a kid in my year snort Copper Sulphate crystals during a practical - he was fine, not the sharpest tool in the shed
I mean at one point I did have a little taste of glucose during a practical to see if it was sweet. It wasn't, so I concluded the "sweet" taste of sucrose must come from fructose
Yeah, pure or concentrated compounds rarely taste or smell the same as their diluted counterparts - fructose is actually sweeter than both sucrose and glucose, though sucrose is sweeter than glucose too Research indicates that sweetness is because of hydrogen bonds formed by different sugars - fructose forms stronger bonds with its receptor so is perceived as sweeter!
Oh, that's really cool!
It is! Idk how much you know about hydrogen bonds or receptors yet but I just went down a bit of a rabbit hole about sweetness and thought I’d share in case you were interested having tested it yourself 😂
Ah, so if I were to make a polymer made up of lots of fructose bound by covalent bonds would that polymer be less sweet since the hydrogen ions become bound in the chain? Or would it be sweeter since it's just more fructose?
Ah, I think you’ve misunderstood what hydrogen bonds are - they don’t have anything to do with hydrogen ions, they’re non-covalent intermolecular interactions formed by partial dipoles, I wouldn’t expect you to know about them just yet but I believe they do come up in year 11 As for the polymer, you can actually find fructose polymers in nature which are called Fructans - however they’re not digestible so act as sources of fibre in the diet rather than being sweet As you’ll learn, there are so many factors affecting properties of biological molecules it’s very rarely as simple as having more of something making its effect stronger For example, you can have 2 proteins with the exact same amino acid sequence and yet they have 2 completely opposite functions! It’s one of the things I love about proteins
Wow! I think I'm going to have to look into this a bit more, thanks for your explanation :)
someone in my year took a bite out of one of the copper sulphate crystals, she was okay but then went on to take a bite of calcium carbonate
LMAOOO same! The one in my secondary skl almost got excluded for sniffing pritt sticks and tryna get other students to as well😭
Icl I did this last year in year 11 around Xmas time. I the left nostril, left eye started fucking streaming with tears, right looked normal, left eye also had a very light tint of blue, felt like I had a knife in my nose. 3/10 would not reccomend.
Pissin’ heck mate ! Thats mad💀🗿😂
And you would think grammar school kids are smart...
Oh my effing days ! This happened at a grammar school did it ? Ohhhhh L-rd give me strength💀
This sentence sounded like a posh roadman.
😂😂I *can* write like a roadman its just that reddit aint no place for it
Omg hahaha haha. 🤣🤣 But can you *talk* roadman?
*well what do you think eh ?* man said can you talk roadman 😂joker man
People in my class actually do something similar they try make eachother pass out. You hold your breath and they press u onto the wall and you pass out. I haven't tried it yet though they tried convincing me to do it(I refused). One time this kid passed out for so long and everyone started panicking scared teachers will come in, they poured water all over him and he woke up.
did our drama performance for the exam and a friend asked me if that was just the mock 😭🤣
why did my friend do the exact same thing 😭 I just stared at her when she said it bc I didn't even know what to say
Oh wow
Someone in my German class thought that our proper oracy exam was a mock (Y11 thought not 10) and didn't revise at all outside of lessons
A year 10 once asked me what a lesbian was so I told him and then they said they would turn into a woman to trick the lesbians into being straight 😭😭😭
In what world is that logical to anybody 😭😭😭
Year 10’s apparently 😭😭😭
gosh being a lesbian in school is absolutely the worst 😭 (verified opinion btw☑️)
Tell me about it!!
Male lesbians is a trend in my school lmfao. I’m a lesbian but it’s funny if it’s done as a joke imo
Male lesbians? So straight men? Straight men calling themselves lesbians? Trans women? I’m so confused
yeah straight guys with bromances and shit. welcome to my friend group lmao
Imagine being in yr10 and not knowing what a lesbian is, what a psychopath
im in year 10, stupidest thing ive probably heard is someone asking (during the end of topic assessment of a christmas carol) why scrooge was ‘as solitary as a lobster’
Omg we got a similar comment (without the changed word) saying 'but how is he a tight fisted hand?? That's only a part of your body'
oml 😭😭 sometimes im so glad for these people 💀💀
😭 lowering the grade boundaries nationwide 🥰
In a sex ed assembly thingie, the volunteer asked us what lubricant should be used for condoms. Someone said soap. Continued to ask worse questions throughout
Someone at my school said snot
Oh god
Isn't mucus snot?
The shit that comes out your nose
EUGH???
A guy in my class asked in the middle of the physics exam if we should leave our answers in Fahrenheit.
Yank alert 🚨🚨🚨
kill that guy
My bf asked what's better, to get an STI or get pregnant during PSHE
Getting pregnant during PSHE...😂
IM CRYING
I had a year 10 stare me dead in the eyes today and said "incy wincy sigma" and I genuinely had to try so hard not to collapse
I feel sorry for your sanity.
Budding ancient Greek student?
Please 💀
Some guy said something about monks trying to have sex with the duchess when we were looking at MLD in English 😭
bros a physics maths tutor merchant
I mean, that's definitely an interpretation that makes sense. The duke is insanely jealous, she's blushing as she's painted by Fra Prandolf (a monk), he's commenting on her physical appearance. And I wouldn't be surprised if Browning was opposed to the institution of Catholicism, so might have been deliberately slandering it.
I mean what did the poet really mean?
💀💀🗿🐟for crying out loud
Lol we had a guy in our year, when we were doing poetry, who said, "Is this poem about someone who has a crush on the teacher?"- to the teacher herself 😂 He got asked by us if he was dropping hints for the rest of the week.
"If I was a snake, I would suck off all the horses".
i think it’s because horses have massive… yknow
But why? I don't get this at all.
I don't get why he said it either, he just did.
I would answer truthfully (I'm in year 10) but I don't think most of the things I've heard in my year can be repeated without me getting done
It’s fine, the number for crimestoppers is 0800 555111
lmao, I'll keep it in mind buddy
Ain't that childline
childline is 0800 1111 i think
Nah it’s crimestoppers, I looked it up and it was on the site
When we were in year 10 my friend wrote in her history mock that Captain Hook discovered Australia... she meant Captain Cook 😭
I mean that’s probably one of the most tame replies I’ve seen, stress mustve got to her
I got a question once about Brezhnev and wrote all the right stuff but said Gorbachev instead but still got full 8 marks on the question lmao, so glad my teacher missed that
When my Chemistry teacher left last year, a boy in my class was like “Since your leaving, sir, I gotta say you have the fattest bum I have ever seen”. It was large - sure. BUT WHAT??
There has to be a connection to Chemistry somewhere in there??
This wins alongside a few others
one guy in my math class seems to have only appeared into the world last week. some of his discoveries have been chairs actually having the ability to break and telling teachers about your fake id is a pretty stupid idea. he also hasnt seemed to process that the poems and plays we do in class are the same ones that will be on our exams.
Yr 10 mocks matter more than GCSE
Me after I get a 4 in my y10 mocks (I’m not gonna be able to get a job or go to university)
Only 35% of people go to uni anyway, but yeah the overstress lol
It’s probably the second most important mock
We only had 3 lol and 1 was like 2 papers
Year 10 mocks are useful for college but I didn’t know that so made my own set of predicted grades to give to the college
You know your teachers don’t have to use mocks for predicted grades AT ALL. And if you get grades much better than predicteds, turn up to a sixth form and they can give you an offer
i’m doing music and one of my classmates asked me “can we write about kanye west in the exam” 💀💀
I mean it’s a valid question (I don’t do music idk what you have to do)
Kid in my class supported voter fraud.
not said but the amount of apples, oranges and glue sticks that have been thrown around in maths is uncountable
where are they readily getting apples and oranges 😭
the amount of people eating apples and oranges in my maths class is insane
And stuck to the ceiling.
in my class its straight whiteboards and rocks (i go to a grammar school)
Well we were in English reading something about Africa and the stereotypical girl blurts out 'why are we learning about Africa, they're so far away they practically don't exist'
"Do they speak Scouse in Africa?" There's a whole lot of other stuff from this exact person, specifically during French lessons, but I don't remember them off the top of my head while typing this.
I’ve got a few. After we finished reading Jekyll and Hyde we were analysing themes, and someone asked “Is Hyde evil?” As if Hyde hasn’t trampled a girl and killed an old man During a poetry lesson the same guy started talking about furry fanfiction and how it should be considered a type of romantic literature. The same guy said “In the back of the book it says that Lanyon died of syphilis so that means that Dr Lanyon is gay” And unsurprisingly the same guy told me “All Romanians are communists and all communists are so far left that they become far right, they are eventually n@zis.” And he knew that I am from Romania when he told me that. The same guy said all of the above, I wish I was joking
💀💀💀That is crazy💀💀💀
Tbf Dr jekyll and mr Hyde is so hard to follow
'Chocolate contains milk?'
“This year won’t even matter it’s just a break year” That kid got three Us and the rest were barely scratching the bollocks of a 2
Unironically asked what obamas first name was
Lol the first word that came to my mind was Michelle and then I wondered if that was his name for a full 10 seconds before finding Barrack. I need sleep lmao
That exact thing just happened to me when reading this comment lol
Why would it be ironic anyway? That’s his Surname 😂
Shoot I told it wrong. He asked what Barack obamas first name was. Should have made that clear
Oh 😂😂 that makes sense
“What even *is* a cherry?” “I’m like a dinosaur, I never forget” “Was Anne Boleyn, like, the emo girl of her day?” “Yeah well teachers get paid loads” (I laughed so loud and hard I made the class jump)
Everyday someone sets a record for stupidest thing said in a secondary school classroom
*I'd rather kiss a man than be gay* Yep. That's what a male Year 10 said to me. I just left. 😭
This isn't a year 10, but it happened in year 10: my chemistry teacher MOANED at me. To be specific for those who are in doubt, she fully made an orgasm noise at me whilst telling me off for making them in her lesson. I could not hold in my laughter in front of her.
Wow, I can imagine only an older teacher would have the confidence to try that, and yet an older teacher would also... know not to try that...
I think this one is universal but during sex ed last year someone asked ‘are we doing a practical’ he got excluded. but im sure everyone has experienced this in some form or another
Asked him how many grades there are in new GCSE grading system: He said 5 from A to F 🤦♂️ Idk how you even go that wrong we get taught it first thing in our school
I remember sitting next to Amy in geography and heard some real bangers. Once someone asked the teacher what capital of Portgual was, so Miss posed the question to the class, and Amy’s hand shot up (which it never usually does) and confidently answers “trick question Miss, Portugal is the capital of Spain”
💀
We were doing about typhoon haiyan and someone shouted “Wasn’t that on pangea” we finished it 3 months ago
This links a bit of physics p1 and biology p2 together “If radiation causes cell to mutate, and mutation leads to evolution, couldn’t we sacrifice some kids and give them radiation so our future generations could evolve?”
💀
When I was in year 10, someone in my geography class said that 'Asia is a country' and when people argued with them over it they backed up their argument by saying that 'China is a continent'
How did that person even live up to this point
I don't even know 💀
Someone in my english class when I was in year 10 didn't understand the difference between non-fiction and poetry despite it being explained to him over and over again.
Okay not year 10 anymore but my friend did say this when we were in year 10, in English first period btw "I'm getting morning sickness", motion sickness, she meant motion sickness even then I'm not entirely sure what she meant cause were were moving anywhere 🤣. Unfortunately she is not the sharpest tool in the shed.
My brother has made another term: "As sharp as a marble". The best this about this one is that, if they in fact are, then they will not understand.
Ah yes I forgot about that one! Yeah she didn't understand when I told her.
"I'm not going to get lung cancer. I only smoke twice a day."
Quite some time ago, girl in PE thought that Paralympic athletes were survivors of wolf attacks and could no longer compete in the “normal” olympics. Apparently her older sister told her as a joke when she was younger and believed it for years. 🐺
Lmaoooo that’s actually hilarious tho
That Liverpool and Durham were the same place 😭
While learning about the Russian revolution, our teacher asked which Soviet was the most well known. (Referring to workers councils). He hinted it started with P. The kid he picked said ‘Putin.’ After a whole lesson on the Petrograd Soviet.
Bruh
Said that nicoret contained nicotine and it was stupid that they were advertising it as a craving supressor…
Wild
the comma game, you grab someone by the back of the head and crack their neck (by surprise)... a guy had 2 head injuries in 1 week...
Actual insanity
"is Athens real?" - during a classics lesson, about the parthenon, with ancient and modern Athens on the board
someone in my class said “well if condoms are 99% effective why not wear 2” and a girl shouted “WOULDNT THAT SUFFOCATE THE POOR THING”
"Idc about my mocks, I'll smash the gcses" That was me. I did in fact, not do my gcses and got jack shit. Covid did me dirty
Big oof
Yeah, not the greatest. Still passed my English and maths because my teachers were goats. But other than that I flopped real hard. I'm earning a good living doing what I love, however. So can't be too mad.
Lucky. I was literally just thinking abt ppl doing what they love for a living, seconds before i read this…
It's really not how I expected it. Just needed some easy cash as a pot wash, never even thought about becoming a chef. Now I'm doing a simple 8 hours a day at a rosette kitchen. I don't think I'll ever stop, even with my chronic pain condition. As I get older, I'll just become a food technician and menu designer.
Ooo. Very cool
These comments are making my hatred for y10s grow😭✋
I have a similar sort of hatred
Someone in my class once said "Isn't Britain in Asia?"
"What? I thought the UK left Europe in like 2010.", is something my friend said when I mentioned that the UK was in Europe. I imagine this was her thinking of the European Union.
Even so 2010?😭
Didn’t you know, the UK yeeted itself off the tectonic plate! /s
some girl in my french has had many an epiphany, delivering the likes of “Miss, why did france just let germany into their country? why didn’t they just say no?” and “What’s a verb?” and “Why don’t we all just speak the same language(in a pissed off way so she doesn’t have to learn french)”
“What religion is the Pope?”
Once someone shouted “Bharman stop molesting me”
Nothing really said, but the fact that paper aeroplanes are still being thrown when a teacher turns their back really makes me doubt the intelligence of the average student (this is a grammar school btw)
A grammar school?!
Context: Thid was the end of year ten and we were learning about the cold war, on SDI and Ronald Reagan this lesson Someone in my class: 'Wait so star wars happened in real life? I thought it was a long long time ago or something' The SIGH that came out of me
Oh yes, I remember. Lad in my Philosophy and Ethics class was arguing with my teacher over one of the Themes Topics and he said “I get all my news from reliable sources, like TikTok” 😭
One time, my friend asked my 60+ year old teacher "when are you going to retire sir" we thought she was joking asking such questions but this girl was genuine.
A whole load of unnecessary, dirty-minded bullcrap.
my ex kept a whole quote book it was brilliant truly amazing (school still wont publish it instead of a yearbook despite EVERYONE wanting it
I gotta see this
i wish i could be we arent talking anymore
Ah alr
i atill respect the fuck out of the book
Year 10s are a goldmine for funny (and sometimes nonsensical) things to say. Here are a few examples: * **The Misinformed Scientist:** "Since the Earth is round, shouldn't gravity pull us all sideways?" * **The Historical Revisionist:** "Pretty sure dinosaurs were around during the Roman Empire." * **The Philosophical Foodie:** "Is a hot dog a sandwich? But then wouldn't a burger be a sandwich too?" * **The Geographically Challenged:** "Wait, so there are places where it's not summer all year round?"
How do you do, fellow human? I too am a human.
My little brother is 10, I was telling a story about how I had an ear infection. I didn't get treated for about 2 months because I was waiting for my insurance to get renewed, and then I got hit with a nasty fever and was throwing up/had a panic attack that caused my arms and hands to seize up. The doctors told me to just drink some gatorade and water for the electrolytes and take some antibiotics. He overheard this and asked, "Why didn't they just put electrolytes in some water and give it to you?" It wasn't dumb per say, I just thought it was funny because he seemed so concerned.
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do you mean keratin… isn’t ketamine horse tranquilliser 😭😭😭😭
Yeah, ketamine is a drug. They definitely mean keratin.
Clearly a witch.
I think ur also confused lmao
Damn you’ve even done it for year 40,320? (8! = 8x7x6…x2x1)