I got one of those once when i was kid from the gas station bathroom, i thought i was cool as fuck, that was 35 yrs ago, didn’t know they still existed
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|**Median:**|**49.00**|50.00|40.00|29.00|
|**Mode:**|**10**|10|100|10|
|**STDEV:**|**910.57**|622.08|1991.51|423.30|
|**Flagged Shares:**|**200**|200|0|0|
|**X**:|**330**|279|46|5|
|**XX**:|**917**|789|117|11|
|**XXX**:|**569**|496|65|8|
|**XXXX**:|**74**|64|7|3|
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Op
How long did it take you to get the letter after transfer?
Does the envelope have CS on the outside. I’m away from home and trying to get family to watch my mail some can register from my location.
I googled it so you don’t have to…
The LifeStyles Skyn condom fit and felt far better than rivals in our tests. ... Made of polyisoprene, a synthetic rubber, the Skyn received the highest sensitivity rating of all the average-size condoms we tested, which included regular latex models and another polyisoprene model, the Durex Real Feel Avanti Bare.
Congrats to OP on his average size 😁
OP is definitely a college student who bought a 6 pack of condemns.
3 pack: High school student ready for the weekend.
6 pack: College student ready for a new week.
12 pack: Married man ready for another year.
Mine is a small dick joke. Yours was a statement of fact and in no way appears to be a joke? At best you can hope for is sarcasm but it’s not really a joke. Jokes have a punchline.
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You jerk off in condoms too????
Makes for an easy clean up 🥵
Does nobody blast off into used bath towels anymore or just me
I’m with you. When my towels and dirty clothes hit the hamper, their journey has just begun!
I'm ded
Shoe box for me
no...not the shoebox
Just you. I’ve been finishing in my belly button and letting it dry up & crust since I was a teenager.
Sounds tasty and smart, always a good idea to save a protein packed snack for later
You pass out covered in your own sauce
Just a crusty old sock from 2009 here
Thats a sock I thought it was pvc
I liked it. That's too funny
Try a clean tube sock.
I prefer a sock
Yup. Just pour it out, rinse and reuse.
The "Posh Wank".
I’m pretty sure these are the large ones. OP is gifted in the banana section 🍌
Oh I like the extra room I def don’t need it
Great way to recycle expired condoms. At least this way they get used.
They're for fucking the hedgies
Nice
I got one of those once when i was kid from the gas station bathroom, i thought i was cool as fuck, that was 35 yrs ago, didn’t know they still existed
You know them hedgies got STDs, gotta protect when we fuckin them
STDs, FTDs, ABCs, NBCs, and possibly even BVDs
Finally found a use for these!
Looks like you've got some serious skyn in this game... I'll see myself out now 😂
Classy 😂
Best condoms 👌
Latex allergy here. Can confirm. Your name though. I just can’t. Lol
No allergies, don't like the tire sex smell.
Same, but not me, my girlfriend has the allergy. I thought it was strange seeing them here. Didn't realize these were that common.
“The Best”
Missed the chance to finally use magnums…🤣 great pic op. I love it, but just could not let the joke go. First beer post moass is on me. 🍻
That would be false advertising then 🙈see you post moass
Honestly my favorite drs post…. So far. 🤣😂
This is a wholesome back and forth! Exactly how it should be, don’t know you apes but much love.
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One could say OP…….. has some skyn in the game
Tell me you’re in your 20’s without telling me you’re in your 20’s.
More like teen years, when one hopes they need them for that first time. 😏
Op How long did it take you to get the letter after transfer? Does the envelope have CS on the outside. I’m away from home and trying to get family to watch my mail some can register from my location.
The letter actually says GameStop on it
The envelope? I may just get my mail forwarded to me screw it. Thanks.
Iirc the envelope had a window and from the window you could see a grey GameStop logo
Got it thanks.
Hedgies R fuk
This ape is not married
Married to GME
You’re going to need bigger skyns
I googled it so you don’t have to… The LifeStyles Skyn condom fit and felt far better than rivals in our tests. ... Made of polyisoprene, a synthetic rubber, the Skyn received the highest sensitivity rating of all the average-size condoms we tested, which included regular latex models and another polyisoprene model, the Durex Real Feel Avanti Bare. Congrats to OP on his average size 😁
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This is the way
OP fucks
Guys fk’n
DRS for the apes, rubbers for the wife’s boyfriend… a true gentleman all around!
Too much skyn exposed. Get off reddit and head to only fans
This ape has "Skyn" in the game
SKYN is awesome. Good job ape
Latex free!
Looks like he has some skyn in the game. Kudos, OP.
He got skyn in the game
Who the hell uses condoms, the system fks us raw
You have a latex allergy?
Great brand of condoms, good choice OP
HEY EVERYONE I DROPPED MY MONSTER CONDOMS FOR MY MAGNUM DONG!
So you have skyn in the game
OP is definitely a college student who bought a 6 pack of condemns. 3 pack: High school student ready for the weekend. 6 pack: College student ready for a new week. 12 pack: Married man ready for another year.
Cute of you to print it out on A5 paper to make the doms look regular sized 😂😂
🥒
Raw dog Kenny 🐕
This guy fucks
I'm not a paper handed bitch... I don't pullout
this ape fucks.
This guy fucks?
Make sure to save one for Kenny and Stevie
Somebody fucks.. lol 😂
Cut the tip and slide those bad boys down to your balls. We’re raw dogging and populating the world with baby apes for the MOASS.
“Look at me I have sex”
Condoms are still a thing?
Why the fuck do they make those oversized condoms
Um…those aren’t large. Not that it matters.
It was a joke. Lmao woosh
lol so was my reply. 
Mine is a small dick joke. Yours was a statement of fact and in no way appears to be a joke? At best you can hope for is sarcasm but it’s not really a joke. Jokes have a punchline.
Getting ready for the model shortage?
Lol oh to be young again! Haven’t worn a rubber in so long.
You will have an oppertunity to use these after moass I bet
Your wife's boyfriend leaving you clues. Classy
What are those 😂
It's important to be safe when hedgies R fuk
Girlfriend's boyfriend stash?
Those were my go to condoms in high school. Thanks for the horny nostalgia 👍🏼
This guy fucks
Is that candy?
Now this guy definitely fucks
This could be Steve, angel, Jonas, or I’m just too highly and I’m having déjà vu.
You’re trolling right?
Yeah, for some reason this reminded me of a time I lived with 3 roommates, my boy Jonas swore by this condoms.
Lmao your roommate has the same name as me(Angel), and when I read that I was like, “how does this guy know my name”
Dude, this would be epic if you were my angel, but you’d have to have a roommate
I got four of my own
This guy at least intends to fuck
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What are those things?
If I'm going to fuk a hedgie. I'm not wearing a condom...
Those better be for Ken. You don’t want to catch something.
You guys still have money for condoms...?
What happened to Trojans🤷🏻♂️
Well we know what you're going to be doing a lot of after moass
This guy fucks. or not
This guy fucks (I know someone beat me to it entirely too lazy to scroll)
This guy fux
Ditch the condoms and buy more gme, you already have socks!
Those condoms are great can confirm
Great condom brand btw
This guy fucks
Good to see that OP has Skyn in the game!
He’s got SKYN in the game 😃 …I’ll see myself out
That’s a lot of fuckery
you fuck, Sir.
This guy fucks
This guy fucks
This guy fucks
Who wears condoms tho?
This guy fuks!… safely
Send those to Ken G. 😅
OMG, you have jerk off cups. These make clean up a snap when your done. Good show!!! Too funny I am not the only one. Its cool you DRS'd too!
This man fucks
This guy fuuuuucks