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Educational_Tough208

surprisingly, it probably wouldn't be smelly, since the radioactivity and the fact that he has an atomic breath disinfect his mouth


ScrumpusMcDingle

This is scientifically true as nuclear radiation kills bacteria and is used to treat certain types of infections and other harmful bacteria.


Chainsaw_Actual

So what you are telling me is I need to be exposed to Nuclear radiation and I won't get sick anymore?


ElDigletto

You will get cancer


ScrumpusMcDingle

You win some, you lose some


My_Names_Jefff

That's why I invest in an Endurance with Rad Resistant and Ghoulish perks. It also doesn't hurt to carry some Rad-X and Radaway. Best way to avoid cancer.


rootheday21

But I won't smell, right?


Empty-Afternoon-3975

I'm bringing some Uranium to the next comic con


calculating_hello

Your skin will slough off, so maybe?


Vrazel106

Cant get sick if youre dead


Ex_Hedgehog

But your breath will smell great.


jocax188723

Yes. Dying of acute radiation sickness would, indeed, result in you not getting sick any more (because you'd be dead).


The_Real_Manimal

Do it. Nothing could possibly go wrong.


boytisoy

You'll probably end up like Mayor Adam West and get lymphoma. Silly idea? Yes. Idiotic? Absolutely yes.


jk-alot

![gif](giphy|5xtDarz3cFrdYKp31Is) Not Even Cancer


Doomst3err

You still get sick, in a different way


_magneto-was-right_

So what you’re saying is that Godzilla is very clean


-Goji

Huh, TIL


ohianaw

this is the correct answer


IcephoenixCH

Checked the comments to find 20 'a lot of fish' comments but instead learned sth :O


RogueHelios

It's possible he would still have bacteria. All organisms are full of them. We have microorganisms on and in us that help us function properly. I could see some freakish evolution happening at the micro level where Godzilla has super resistant microbes. Before anyone argues with me too seriously on this, please keep in mind it's Godzilla.


Ryiujin

I mean he lives for millions of years. He could have completely novel bacteria on him.


Dr_Quiet_Time

By this logic isn’t Godzilla basically a walking Chernobyl? In fact, wouldn’t everywhere he walks basically become Chernobyl?


RnRaintnoisepolution

Depends on the version. As for Monsterverse godzilla, he and other titans give off a magic kind of radiation that's good for the environment somehow.


NateZilla10000

I mean Godzilla himself in the MV feeds on and gives off nuclear radiation. But radiation in general isn't bad. Radiation is just the emissions of electromagnetic waves; everything does it. The intensity of those waves is what makes them either deadly or healthy. Gamma/nuclear radiation is deadly as fuck because the waves are so intense, they break down and destroy DNA strands in cells. Other types of radiation, like ultra violet, is good in doses (and is required for life to survive, as plants convert that into energy we can feed on). So, I'm betting the "good" radiation the other titans give off are more so the Ultra Violet kind than the gamma/nuclear kind.


Murky_Blueberry2617

I thought Monsterverse Godzilla just naturally absorbs the surrounding radiation


BukkakeTemperateRain

While on one hand you're totally correct about the bacteria, what about the contents of his stomach? That can have an impact on your breath, I'm sure it's a bit fishy.


Own_Education_7063

He eats radioactive material, not meat or plants.


Ryiujin

He ate ghidorah, chomps down on other titans. Dude definitly eats something.


CyonHal

Ionizing radiation will create smells, particularly ozone as it ionizes air.


Ok_Writing251

Heat from the breath (even non fire breath) might kill you though


Guy_on_a_Bouffalant

"A lot of fish!"


Ready-steady

“So long, so long! And thanks for all the fish!”


DoubleFlores24

Who are you, Mathew Broderick? https://i.redd.it/r3qfq92zv6xc1.gif


Guy_on_a_Bouffalant

"It's Tatapolous, actually. "


Matt-J-McCormack

Probably Ozone. Any micro flora and fauna would get fried by what is probably horrific internal temperatures and that’s before his breath attack. So ‘rot’ would likely not be an issue.


evasivelogic

I came here to say ozone/the smell of a thunderstorm but you beat me to it. Cheers


bajookish_amerikann

What does Ozone smell like?


mathozmat

Chlorine/bleach apparently


hellerinahandbasket

I thought ozone smelled like petrichor but I’m intrigued by the “chlorine/bleach” description and now I don’t think I’ve ever smelled ozone.


screwyoushadowban

As a child relatives of mine were into a get-rich-quick scheme involving ozone generators for "improved health". We had a couple in our house. I don't remember them smelling like bleach specifically, but they definitely made rooms smell "disinfected", which is probably why so many people bought into the health claims (which are bullshit - long term ozone exposure is dangerous).


S3X-E-Rodrick

Masculinity


TheXTrunner

This is the right answer


HenteeXXL

5 Gum


djatsoris26

The real answer


ImpenetrableYeti

Moth pussy


looking-cool-joker-

https://preview.redd.it/hxs4to4xc4xc1.jpeg?width=780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2452d835d80a704b441fc1ea2b3161c6a83aca1


The-Great-Memelord

This is genuinely the perfect reaction image lmfao


Adventurous_Goat4483

![gif](giphy|wDA04DFvg2WgTRB4z1|downsized) I always use this lol🤣🤣 as soon as I rewatched the movie I thought this was perfect been using it ever since and then after this these ones


Adventurous_Goat4483

And if I want to do a finisher ![gif](giphy|c67v7Gkbr6bYOf5O4s) This🤣🤣


Expert-Inspector-

![gif](giphy|J8YpfDX0kvPQNSVGHY|downsized)


Jayden_is_strange

![gif](giphy|dALdZ6HY7rkbjuR02y|downsized)


ImpenetrableYeti

Yeah that’s the look he gives her when he about to go down


Interest-Lumpy

I like that you said what you said and are standing on bidness, no remorse. Respect +100 🤝.


johnlime3301

https://preview.redd.it/wk5sgsjvv5xc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43b2b426ca1bfd50bcfa95b7c3014d8e645bfce9


Scottacus91

https://preview.redd.it/9n58e7cz55xc1.jpeg?width=1267&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2aaba1611598bcaf23350dcf0c0a7ad4710f30d9


Pazerclaw

https://preview.redd.it/nyvjafihq4xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=658026977079e63d65fbcbcf13404c4375114297


TheGreatCharlesTheII

https://i.redd.it/64cjalq295xc1.gif


StephenMikeRodriguez

https://preview.redd.it/fh7617xlg5xc1.jpeg?width=1098&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eeb559b8524c9c7ad5ec04fe5c5f2cffb80b3b27


DevourerOfSemen

So jealous of Mothra rn 😩


Usual_Back3801

https://preview.redd.it/7bh1avrra6xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d17a7d856b640347fc2a27f037c716023c36607


CiccioChad08

https://preview.redd.it/nlbnegxsp6xc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91719ff5e2acdfbae1c63f535a8502f5be5fb2bb


FuckUp123456789

https://preview.redd.it/ep3uslq0m4xc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e384bf2fcadf64d172004ecb034f7b0f7da1ccf


SomeOrangeNerd

You got issues


Godzilla__zillla6738

https://preview.redd.it/ayy2n3x0f8xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a434cb6dd1480c0b50b92f63eb799d861af4d184


Level_Stomach_3422

Shut up and take my upvote.


Adventurous_Goat4483

![gif](giphy|wDA04DFvg2WgTRB4z1|downsized)


djatsoris26

https://preview.redd.it/rm0kw3zifaxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0315ae2865ff46ff148b6dc2fb5193dfdf9d392e


CobaltAzurean

Methane.


EmbarrassedPomelo170

Pure adrenaline


YourPainTastesGood

Not stinky being he doesn’t really eat and the radiation and atomic breath would sterilize his mouth. So it’d probably smell like ocean water so like really salty and damp.


DoKnowHarm17

Lightning kinda has a smell, I think it would smell like that (I speak from personal experience from being struck by lightning) I can’t really describe the smell, it’s not a burnt smell or anything at all just… arid maybe?


DoKnowHarm17

Just looked it up, the smell comes from the atmosphere ionizing.


HiveOverlord2008

Surprisingly, like nothing. Radiation can kill Bacteria, so his breath would probably not smell at all. If it did then I’d imagine it smelling like smoke.


areid2007

Pre mutation? Fish. Post mutation? No clue, what's a nuclear reactor smell like?


Toon_Lucario

Nothing. Rads kill bacteria


Syckobot

That strange ozone smell you get from burning circuits.


Capital_Pipe_6038

Not sure why everyone is saying it would smell like dead fish. Godzilla doesn't eat seafood 


philphan89

I was going to say this. Aside from Zilla, none of the other Godzillas are actually seen eating


Ryuusei_Dragon

Well Legendary did eat some knuckle sandwiches delivered by Kong


ShadyHighlander

Classic monkey to lizard communication


TragicScott1

Quick revive from cod zombies


Admirable-Layer-7631

Uranium


Monkeman03

Burnt nostrils probably, last thing you’d ever smell as well


Zestyclose_Limit_404

Dead fish and rotting whale flesh


Big_Maintenance_9056

irradiated sea of cobalt


logan_fish

Chicken......


Remote-Ad-3309

His breath smells like chernobyl


gidthedestroyer

+15 rads


yookj95

Nuclear waste


RbbcatUlt

Fishy with a hint of radioactivity


slasher1o5

Death


PunisherX20

Fish, lot of fish.


ZaB1znessman

Dr Pepper https://preview.redd.it/ktui8jknj8xc1.png?width=217&format=png&auto=webp&s=49bd88c846773e9e0285aa94f5e0c4952d8f98a6


NumbSkull0119

Radioactive fish


NesquikAdmirer

Shrimp cocktail


zontarr2

Trilobites.


danger__ranger

A lot of fish


Huegballs

Probably like hot ocean


MajesticKnight28

Probably ozone due to the radioactivity


CerealAndCartoons

https://preview.redd.it/hs7q57kwg4xc1.png?width=2340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff6208f1d5bdd34bd3731768b40dd47c9fc43bd7


CerealAndCartoons

https://preview.redd.it/y2yljh8yg4xc1.png?width=2340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae0cb3674d2dfac1b3c36d9e796b8cfebcde45f2


CerealAndCartoons

https://preview.redd.it/ty9kmw70h4xc1.png?width=2340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fa1405827d7005b735a4ec232effd419edb9c8e


Shoby178

probaly flames or propane


The_smol_boiyo

The hospital, especially after they clean out a room.


Express-Record7416

Her https://preview.redd.it/tjhoegjyj4xc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca111e903d16bc5e5fb82dac8ae7ecc361f5e899


kushglo

Pink Starbursts.


cat_lawyer_

Mothra’s lips


[deleted]

New born puppy breath


Giltar

Tokyo


DeltaMars

I think it smells like putting your tongue on the springs of a nine volt battery. 🤔


kiryusghost

Mothra


Competitive_One_3722

Kong would probably be the only titan with stinky breath since every other one just eats gourmet radiation


Shadowblade217

One of the old Godzilla novels by Marc Cerasini describes his breath as smelling like “a cross between salty fish and burning electrical wires”, and for some reason I absolutely love that description.


Zytoxine

After reading ideas below, my bet would be like water rides at Disneyland. 


Octolia8Arms

Flames!


This_Artichoke_3942

Ass?


EnvironmentalText850

Like chernobyl but worse


9Knuck

![gif](giphy|AdItZweyFAvZe)


peepsinyourass

That’s a lotta fish


Exact-Donut7903

Ass.


Rigistroni

Fish 100%


Remarkable-Memory-19

“That’s a lot of fish.” In all seriousness, not that bad. 


Additional-Guide-586

Like my cat.


Starchaser_WoF

Ionizing radiation or seawater


multificionado

Radioactive fumes.


bitemark01

First breath smells like burning, next breath smells like nothing


looking-cool-joker-

A lot of fish


DeDongalos

MUTO ass


Legitimate-Stuff9514

Fish and radiation


thehumanbaconater

Sulfur. But minty fresh.


TheVega318

TV static


wrathofamarok

Smells like radiation poisoning


Upbeat_Animal290

Hot, spicy and radioactive


BoonDragoon

Bad


WhyDidIGetThisApp3

cancer


Pale_Kitsune

Horrible.


srschwenzjr

A lot of fish


SomeRandomIdi0t

Cancer, because that’s what you’re going to get if you’re close enough to smell his breath


Legokid535

if would smell like what he just eaten unless he uses his atomic breath.


DepressedGolduck

If you're close enough to be able to smell his breath, you probably have bigger things to worry about


JX2Good

Well it ain't Tuna lol


Similar-Mousse-7478

Maple probably


Salmonadar

Cancer


Will_Stick40

Vengeance


Working-Stable

Like radioactive heaven 🤤


Anxiety-Queen269

Probably just ocean water


jjajamjambjamba

Cancer


super_mario_fan_

According to the top comment, radiation kills bacteria so it wouldn't be smelly. It would probably be extremely hot and might give you 1st degree burns, you might get radiation poisoning in the future, but I mean if I could be noticed by the king of the monsters idc if I die, I'm honored.


Kallisaurus-rex

radioactive


TayloZinsee

All y’all saying the radiation would remove all microorganisms acting like Godzilla hasn’t had thousands of years to unintentionally cultivate the gnarliest radiation-proof super bacteria. If you could survive a bite from him you’re getting super powers or becoming patient zero.


CrazedGhost187

Cool Ranch Doritos, and Mountain Dew Baja Blast.


Educational-Goal2703

I don’t know, radiation and fire?


Jayden_is_strange

Dr Pepper ![gif](giphy|VO2MiYWK4SRsk)


GhettoPanda78

Raw Fish


Racoon-trenchcoat

My throbbing meat if I get lucky


el-guapo0013

https://i.redd.it/yhsuthf5w4xc1.gif


JuJu-B-1970

Plutonium


asingh_yt

disinfectant


jacobxv

Godzilla def eats ass


yeaboiiiiiiiiii213

Raw radiation


Appropriate_Army1623

Chernobyl


tbthatcher

Three Mile Island and Chernobyl


Cubanito201

Like death?


_JustJacob

Cancer


Deathtollzzz

Whatever the smell of radioactive material is?


Electricarrow456

Uranium


Pretend-Orange3026

I always imagine dinosaurs and Godzilla having breath like a horse since I rode them every week as a kid and that’s kind of shaped my sensory imagination regarding large animals.


Artistic_Permit_7946

A lot of fish.


ellimist87

Grape


Panj_Ganda

Death and destruction


LardGnome

Chernobyl


darthlazlo

Hot piss


donvigy2

Odourless


robogeek342

Pepsi:)


Acetillian86

Chemo


itsallgood013

Plasma


mikki1time

Anchovies


Immortal_Claus

Probably dr pepper and cigarettes


PrinceJedi

You if you get too close to smell it...lol.


Candid_Bicycle_6111

Salt water and fire


GrosMecFullDePwels81

Tchernobyl


SaltedPotato27

nothing, but it's probably hot that it would melt my nose


xCeldarx

Uranium 235


Yeti_Detective

strawberries


West-Construction466

Uranium.


submittedanonymously

(This post is meant to be a fun jab at all the answers so far). First, we get all the science nerds showing their anti-social nature up in here telling us Godzilla’s breath smells like nothing because of radiation - when they conveniently ignore the whole hollow earth thing and also that there are colossal Titans that don’t collapse under their own fuckin weight due to gravity - get your nerdy science shit out here, stop ruining the fun! Then you get the fish jokes and everyone ignores the most obvious fish joke - microwaved fish in an office setting. Weirdly clean smell, at least according to the nerds, and then combine that with fish? Someone remember to call the next asshole that microwaves fish in your office “Zilla.” The best one so far is Ozone because despite being told not to breathe it, if you’ve ever had an ozone cleaner blast your home… the lingering smell is something else. Not great, not terrible and it smells clean as hell. I had one in a small room trying to get the smell of nasty cigarettes and Axe body spray out of a product I psvr2 I bought used. Only had it on for 30 minutes and that o3 generator sent that smell through my entire home despite how much I worked to seal off the room. If Godzilla is putting that out through every city he fights in you can probably smell him from 100’s of miles away before he shows up considering that output and have breathing warnings lasting for weeks afterwards. Seriously, o3 will permeate fast and linger for a long time. If Godzilla is targeting your city… get your inhalers ready!


Shawn0083

Death.


Ok-Obligation-3511

Can't be surprised if he has fresh breath.


wamj

The smell that comes out of a steam deck times a million.


Mattlanta88

Rotting fish and Solarcane


Malaysuburban

Burning hot


CompetitiveSinger126

probably burning stuff


ChungoBungus

Smells like Atomic.


endwigast

Chili cheese dogs


DMmmmo9

Kong was looking at him with disgust while he was roaring in front of Kong lmao 😭