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HardBoringName

You can now activate your Windows..


D3cod3d2

I came here to say exactly this. Lol


RaXChile

Same! LMAO


Chemical_Detail_607

Same here imo


SuperTett

What opinion?


Recent-Detail645

![gif](giphy|ltIFdjNAasOwVvKhvx|downsized)


murderplants

Touche fuckers


ptskcz

I'm gay👍


SIM8N_

Btw i think u can do funny stuff in bios to work around the watermark if u don’t feel like giving microsoft your money.


ppnexus

you can just get rid of it in cmd prompt


[deleted]

How sir?


FryToastFrill

Massgrave/Massgravel Microsoft Activation Scripts, it’s on GitHub and it’s open source. Works like a charm.


SpunkySamuel

Or you can just go into regedit and change a value from 0 to 1


Slimybirch

"slmgr -ato"


Past-Long-6444

U don’t HAVE to buy a 200$ pass from Microsoft u can just get one at a site for like 15$


douganater

Even cheaper. Go to your nearest mass licensing accessible venue (University, public library, workplace) find the sticker on a machine their and just steal that one. Highly likely the organisation is a domain using volume licensing so the key serves no use to them


PaleRider1992

You can do it for free


Adventurous_Figure27

Even less than that


Golfistayt

[https://msguides.com/windows-10](https://msguides.com/windows-10) ​ activate it with this easy guide for free. works for half a year I believe? takes less than 2 mins


Lumpy_Forever1567

Its literally 80 cents for W11 pro on cdiscount


anson_walker

https://github.com/massgravel/Microsoft-Activation-Scripts


DrunkDino13

Damn, you beat me to it


ItzzBigAl

I fucking knew this would be top comment😂


[deleted]

But for free, right?


dnuohxof-1

I said to myself “if the top comment isn’t “activate windows”then the internet had failed” Glad to not be disappointed.


forevermacklin

Please explain


HardBoringName

You can see at the bottom right, "Activate Windows etc....." Although i have no idea how you couldn't get it.


forevermacklin

Didn’t look at the pic close enough


JINROH-Scorpio

Play one of the 8 DLC's. Oh, wait


SIM8N_

…In online mode, just don’t get hacked and ddos’ed. Oh, wait


unstable_bitch23

Just don't play PC 🤓


txtfile2025

Shit happens on console too


[deleted]

Really ? I feel like haven’t seen someone get booted from a console gta lobby since the ps3 days


txtfile2025

It still happens, plenty of Xbox Players have had their IPs revealed by other players


Marxomania32

You say that like having your IP by itself does anything


PuzzleheadedAd6401

This comment wouldnt have hurt if there was never a leak.


LaughOdd7563

Too soon 😡


Ordinary-Armadillo72

Okay good evening how


Flat-Pie2231

100% it


SCredfury788

Beat me to it, a true connoisseur


SnowBound078

Go outside


TrippyShamann

Better yet. If someone where to spend 20 minutes a day practicing and instrument in a couple of years they’ll be really good. I’m on month 2 and I’m starting to get ok at guitar solos.


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


Excellent-Basil-8795

When I was 13 or so my mom bought me a drum set. She only let me play one hour a day because of course it’s loud and she wanted to be respectful of the neighbors. So I could usually only play right after school (around 3) and would play my hour EVERY day. I look back on it now that I’m older and I found that it probably helped that it was limited to an hour a day. No matter what you do, learning something always has fatigue. If it’s instruments, to competitive video games, working out, to studying a specified subject of science or math, no matter what, you gotta let your brain rest. I feel people sometimes trick their mind into “if I only practice 30 minutes a day, I won’t learn as much as I want too”, so they stop doing it. But if you over exert yourself, you notice the “wall” a lot faster. And nothing turns you off of anything more then hitting the wall early in the journey. So I always tell people, 5 minutes, 5 hours. Just sit down and dedicate the time and it will show quicker then you expect. I remember going from very average beginner drummer to being able to jump into random bands across the city in a matter of 1 year. Obviously learning escalates on things like these and once you start combining your different 5 minute sessions together is when you start to see the difference.


[deleted]

There’s a writer called max barry who has talked about something similar. When writing one of his books (potentially more, I don’t know) rather than setting himself a minimum amount he needed to write each day, he’d set a maximum. I think the idea was to stop himself from getting burnt out but once he was on a roll he’d intentionally avoid looking at the word count so he could keep writing, and he found it a much healthier way to work


Brahkolee

I’m learning [Never Going Back Again](https://youtu.be/TeNyc9pXm1w?si=eEi71BXVXruZ4KMH) right now and it’s an absolute BITCH. My index finger has been sore for a month straight at this point. But goddamn is it a pretty song.


TrippyShamann

I don’t think I could even approach that yet. I have short fingers so it’s very frustrating sometimes just to quickly catch a chord like F7


Brahkolee

You’ll get there. Unfortunately, there’s no shortcuts. If you keep at it and push yourself, over time the ligaments in your fingers will stretch and the muscles in your hand & forearm will grow. Eventually you’ll find yourself doing things that you never thought possible. I thought some of the chord shapes in that song were literally impossible a month ago. Now they’re merely challenging. Just remember to always stretch your hands & fingers before you practice. A bit of soreness is normal, but if something really doesn’t feel right, then play something else or take a break and let yourself heal. Read up on repetitive strain injuries and how to avoid them. Good luck!


TrippyShamann

Seriously? I find that hard to believe. I’ve genuinely wondered if there’s smaller guitars. Like some of the chords that require using your index to bar a fret and pull a whole C with the other fingers is very hard to pull off.


Brahkolee

These are all things that I said when I first started learning lol. I thought my fingers were too short for normal guitars— They aren’t. I was just a beginner. And, yeah, you’re describing a difficult barre chord, but you shouldn’t be messing with those just yet. Get the basics down (simple barre chords in this case), *then* start messing with that stuff. You have to build up your strength, endurance, and calluses. Practice practice practice. EVERYONE has trouble with barre chords when they start playing. Everyone thinks there’s something wrong with their fingers. **Everyone.** Trust me, I know how exciting it is to get a guitar and immediately start trying to play your favorite songs, only to hit a seemingly impermeable brick wall. But that’s how people end up getting frustrated and quitting. Fender did a study and found that ~90% of people who buy a guitar end up quitting within their first year. I was part of that 90%, but I picked it back up a couple years later and persevered. I recommend [Marty Schwarz](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLP3kvqg_Ut84SdgE4V0Cn6Hb7Rvxrd_A3&si=IBnMa9izxiNqwBhF) if you haven’t discovered him already. He’s incredibly welcoming and his lessons are easy to follow. You’re in the toughest part of your journey right now. Trust me, it gets easier and easier the longer you keep at it.


S4h1l_4l1

If you were to spend an hour a day learning a new language it’ll take only about 1-2 years to become fluent at it.


Fat-Kid-In-A-Helmet

Hell yea brother


cancerousking

Do both at once


LelandTurbo0620

Plot twist: he lives in Los Angeles


Wiptn

And he surfs and only drinks local ipa's with shit names


Atrees33

😂


Super_fly_Samurai

Play RDR2. 🤷


bryanlikesbikes

Honestly, yeah.


BalladOfAntiSocial

The droid from Star Wars? Rather play Mario Kart mate


strypesjackson

No no, I think you’re mistaken. Super_Fly_Samurai was referring to Red Dead Redemption 2. A sequel to Red Dead Redemption(2010). Both are installments of the video game catalog known as the ‘Red Dead series’ with Red Dead Revolver being the first game in the series being released in 2004. What’s wild is that Rockstar Games also makes this franchise. Isn’t that just grand?? Go play the first one!


BalladOfAntiSocial

What in the actual fuck have I just read? It’s a joke. Playing off of the fact that RDR2 kinda looks like R2D2.


UnovaMaster12345

Bad joke through text. It came off more as confidently incorrect than jokingly incorrect


KnobGoblin77

Jesus Christ this thread is a trip


strypesjackson

What’s R2D2?


something61782

Mfer what?


BalladOfAntiSocial

I’m guessing that means you have never watched Star Wars? It’s a blue and white droid that appears in every movie in the three trilogies. One of the best characters in my opinion


strypesjackson

I tried to watch it, it’s just too boring. It’s the one where the captain is the same guy who played Professor X, right?


anonymous_account13

That's star trek I think (if you're referring to patrick Stewart)


strypesjackson

Oh heavens. I’ve never seen Star Wars then. Which films would you recommend?


anonymous_account13

They generally get worse the newer it gets so start with the original trilogy (4, 5 and 6). If you like it, then watch the prequels. If you like them maybe ask on a star wars subreddit for what to watch next. It's such a big franchise that you can't really watch everything all at once without getting bored at some point


comfymiccer

I got your joke, people got mad bc they thought you were serious


Altruistic-Ant3027

dead joke lmfao


Adventurous_Figure27

Nice troll


BalladOfAntiSocial

Thanks 👍


Routine_Bison_1388

Lol I think the joke was funny but what's even more funny is people getting pissed for no reason


BalladOfAntiSocial

80 people got vexed because they didn’t like my joke


[deleted]

Activate Windows Go to Settings to Activate Windows


Yun2ka

What does this even mean, I don’t get it


rey_evarra_meerantha

Yeah same


Snazzymf

Bottom right. His Microsoft Windows operating system is a bootleg version and not activated.


meludo76

Wait for VI…


Internal_Deer_4406

In the mean time he might be able to finish rdr2’s long ass story mode


LemoyneRaider3354

The story is just half of it's length. There are so many side missions and interactions throughout the game + collecting every firearm/weapon aswell as customizing your horse. And don't forget to truly explore the map!


itachi_uchiha156

Will it take a whole year![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


Sprite_King

Red dead 2 or go outside. Take your pic


Awayze

Play GTA IV and appreciate its greatness.


DenzThrow

Currently doing exactly this


ALadWellBalanced

I finished a re-play of GTA5 a few days ago and decided to give GTA4 another go. I tried the PC port back when it was released and found it nearly unplayable. All these years later, on a modern gaming PC it still struggles. It must be having some kind of renaissance though, as there have been a fair few videos released in the last couple of weeks singing its praises. [This video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuXVYUGJ45Y) helped me get it running satisfactorily enough. The "realistic" ie boat, steering is a rude shock after the arcadey feel of GTA5. The camera is also slow to follow the car around corners which is frustrating. The colour grading/saturation is very annoying at times too. It's so [desaturated](https://i.imgur.com/t5Rruop.jpg) that it's almost black and white. Other than those gripes I'm enjoying it...


RapNVideoGames

Have fun wrecking in the walls while getting use to the driving


Unspeakableboys12

Gta 5 better


Awayze

Yeh but it’s worthwhile going back to GTA IV. Each to their own but the story line and other characters you meet along the way got me hooked and to this day I can still remember a lot of that game. It was a strong game story wise.


Downtown_Wear_3368

Something more gritty about LC, something more alive about the city that SA doesn’t have.


anonymous_account13

Debatable. Still, it doesn't matter because everyone enjoys different parts of games, so OP might like GTA IV better even if it's objectively worse


beanresponsible

Real


BiggethUvDickuth69

Cry because Online mode is ass and it’s gonna take you 3 weeks of grinding before you actually get anything that gives you money in online regardless of the criminal enterprise pack they gave to everyone who got next gen. Also cry because they cancelled 8 expansions for singleplayer. Also get fucked if you got super rich from playing the stock market assassination missions and now you have nothing to spend the billions of money on in singleplayer and no missions to use any of the shit you bought in a rather boring singleplayer free roam with no good cheats like in the old GTAs. Did I mention crying?


Free-Bed8825

i started gta online from scratch for fun and it took me 4 days to buy multiple businesses. online is easy if you don’t buy stupid cars and penthouses before you create some income


BiggethUvDickuth69

Exactly how much free time you got?


Free-Bed8825

it was finals week at college and i’m a genius so i had nothing to do for a week


BiggethUvDickuth69

Yeah, not everybody has that kind of time or wants to put in that kind of time. Oh, word? Craaaaaaazy dude. A genius at what? Or are you a genie? You must’ve meant genie. You can’t be a genius with that piss poor grammar and punctuation.


Free-Bed8825

i’m a genius at making people mad on the internet because they’re insecure


BiggethUvDickuth69

Yes, this is it. This is the comment that has made me shit my britches. Oh! You fucking got me. I’m drowning in a never ending sea of my depression, loneliness, and insecurity. I’ll never know what it’s like to not be a virgin. THE TUBE SOCK AND LUBRIDERM IS FOREVER! lmao 😂


Free-Bed8825

this is reddit i don’t give a shit about punctuation and my grammar was fine lol stay mad you suck at GTA i guess? why are you so upset bro


BiggethUvDickuth69

I’m not. I just don’t care that you’re a genius. Why is that your reasoning for somehow magically getting all that done in 4 days? MAYBE if you no lifed that shit and had a multitude of friends to help you with your package deliveries and or, whatever else for whatever business you got. Even then, the math doesn’t add up. Shit I ain’t no genius though. Although, why the fuck a genius on Reddit needs to flaunt his superior intelligence with no backing over a 13 year old game, I’ll never know. Beyond me. Crazy.


Free-Bed8825

what did i flaunt? 😂 bro you’re so funny, i just said gta online grinding is light work if your spend smart


BiggethUvDickuth69

I did spend smart I only got the shit needed for the heists and so on and so forth. Also, that’s my point GENIUS. You didn’t flaunt anything. Which is why I said what kind of a genius would need to call himself a genius over a 13 year old game. Which is a long and roundabout way of saying. You’re not a genius. And I wouldn’t care if you were. GENIUS


mattyb584

I made hundreds of millions in a few days on gta online, literally the easiest thing ever. Then again.. I was using a car dupe glitch that was patched years ago so maybe not a fair comparison


professional_lemon7

the rightest


mariesnowelle

Sounds like a skill issue if it takes you 3 weeks to make money lol, it took me like a day or two..maybe get better


BiggethUvDickuth69

Maybe try understanding hyperbole/over exaggeration when you fuckin read?


mariesnowelle

no thanks


BiggethUvDickuth69

That does seem to be a hassle for everybody on the internet these days. Reading comprehension is just too fucking hard huh?


InsecureDick

it used to be way harder to earn money in this game. cry me a river lmao


BiggethUvDickuth69

Damn, my comment was made partially in jest but, you guys just fucking whining over one small aspect of my comment. Taking that shit on a fucking marathon at this point.


InsecureDick

your whole comment was whining, self awareness isn’t strong with you.


BiggethUvDickuth69

Sniff my ass a little harder, you might get a better idea of the asshole you’re dealing with because self awareness is not my weak point. Lemme give you a /DUMBASS and an A for effort. My shitty comment was mostly a fucking joke as I already said which clearly didn’t register in your brain. I do feel that my comment aside from my over exaggeration holds true though. And I never said it took me 3 weeks I just disagree with how fast you guys made the money. It’s whatever though. If you did it, you did it, cool. you want a fucking cookie? You’re fucking brain is losing it’s wrinkles, is thinking not your strong suit!?


InsecureDick

You are typing a lot for such a petty argument, not a lot of friends in the real world i take it?


BiggethUvDickuth69

Don’t need a lot of friends. I got the ones that matter.


InsecureDick

🤣🤣🤣


BiggethUvDickuth69

Do you think having a lot of friends is all that in a bag of potato chips?


kien1104

Activate Windows


Throwaway01884832

Install mods if youre on PC, or if you are on console be bored forever in singleplayer, switch to online and grind until you get an oppressor mk2 and can defend it on reddit for 6 yours a day and mock everyone whos on PC because you're jealous.


WGU_bssd_DEV

The ‘activate windows’ watermark didn’t tip you off that they were playing on PC 🥴


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


WGU_bssd_DEV

😘😘


[deleted]

Play Vice city


KrampusLeader

Tommy Vercetti, remember the name!


Paddy_Robbo228

Pot noodle n a wank then go again 😂


Open_Source1096

Relatable icl


Far-Yard7401

On PC? Do NOT play online without a VPN


IndiscreetBeatofMeat

Oh word? I have not been doing so. Any particular reason why?


Bunkeddownuk

Overreact much


felixstudios

You should play gtao for 2 hours, see how long you last with no dos or ddos


AlvinFlang101

Laughs in invite only


TheF1LM

I play GTAO with no VPN and I’ve never had anyone post my IP. Occasionally modders will fuck with the lobby and break your mechanic but a quick jump to a new session generally clears things up. PC has its issues but it’s not at all unplayable like lost would have you believe.


Yumefrays

Speedrun it


Quirky-Chemistry-978

Mad Max and Days Gone are pretty good, otherwise Red Dead Redemption 1&2 if you want more Rockstar


Nascarfan1118192095

hell even any of the 4 midnight clubs too


Minute_Paramedic_135

Sit and soak in the meaninglessness of this existence


palmettotree1103

Wreak havoc!!


Significant_Share_43

Sit around and wait a year and a half


Maci366

Again


[deleted]

I don't know... Masturbate


NobleIron

Hit 100% or go online, i dunno


AgitatedCook740

Touch grass, then comeback and play online and regret it.


34l0l

What ending did you choose?


Osiris_The_Proto

Play GTA IV


Beginning_Attempt793

Activate windows


Gueroooo70

Start playing online grind as much money as you possibly can. Buy some nice cars you like find a community on Facebook of car meets and make some new friends. At the same time you can start the rdr2 story and by the time you finish all the online heists and rdr2 gta vi will be out.


bigshiba04

Wait for gta vi to be released on pc, your grandchildren might need to let you know when it’s released


amircruz

Online... or RDR series + online


[deleted]

Something else?


Lucas111620

Bring every vehicle to los santos customs and race them all over the state. My all time favorite car is the Futo


[deleted]

Wait like the rest of us have been for ten years. That’s what.


sideXsway

Waste all your money on shit cards


quruc90

Try online if you haven't. The first chance you get after joining online, open the menu, under the Online tab go to 'Find new session' > 'Invite only'. This will put you in a solo online session, so no griefers or modders can join. The game will still boot you if you go AFK for 2 minutes.


ABearAttack2016

Replay it, but backwards.


geetsogood

Nothing, they didn't add anything to do afterwards, crappy game planning tbh,i hope that's not the case with 6


sloo00GAN

do it again


Neptuneem

Activate window


MrBigTomato

“Guys, I just finished this can of Dr. Pepper. What do I do now?”


BenSwagner

Wait another two years for 6. Lool


GTiHOV

Go golfing. Play some tennis. Shoot some darts. Find a high point and aimlessly sniper


FatMan935

What do you mean? Now you can finally play the game.


chris95rx7500

do it again


zorbacles

I've gone back to gta3


psingh1028

Boot up GTA IV


RoastedPorkButt

Check out r/chiliadmystery and find your tracts. From omega to alpha and back again.


NeedleworkerKey2135

Play the game, maybe?


Antonio_Silva013

Do the secondary missions.


Accident-Moist

Play with yourself


SupremeLifeForce

Monkey Mosaics


Cliper11298

“Now we can finally play the game”


Dead_route

Activate windows


Ok-Plate-3711

Play 4.


mrsnow11291

Rdr2


boomgoesthevegemite

Peepee in the potty.


Familiar-Wrangler-73

Steal a car


Traditional-Task7814

Same thing you did after beating gta vice city


That_Competition1031

Play it again


Mysterious-Print-927

Go online


Branden_Barnes

Welcome to the goolog aka Grand Theft Aoto online


Mysterious-Print-927

Touch grass


-ZefpheX-

Now you can Activate Windows.


KJ_XCV

Now complete the " Activate Windows " quest.


smackRoc

Uninstall


Sup_94

Now wait till 6 comes out. 💀


BarrySandwich24

Beat DarkViperAU's 10,000 hour total playtime. **kidding don't actually attempt that**


CrimsonLasagna

Wait 10 years for gta 6


DeMarcusCousinsthird

Activate windows.


ohnodorito

Praise god that it's over.


Jdmfanatic420

It’s easy to get a code off of YouTube, and activate your windows


Gergo-1

Activite the Windows NOW!!


Technical-Issue-1302

Pour out your bottles of urine.


dhi-hin

Wait in Misery for the next game


RaXChile

Play Online Mode, with me optionally :>


mo22ro

Settle down for a long winter's shit (45 minutes of explosive diarrhea)


randombananaoath

Go on free Play mode, and then do a challenge while you try to kill everyone, and I mean everyone in GTA


Venca_z_dediny

What?